Taking Lucinda's fan

Set in a Country manse in the 19th Century.

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It was belated one afternoon when father called me into his study.

"James me boy,"he said ominously,"Have you any persuasion about marrying yet ?"

"No beginner"I admitted,"I have another year studying at Oxford University before I even think of dalliances."

"Its all very well being buggered senseless when your a pup,"he explained,"But for propriety."

"I've never been buggered in my life sentence nor shall be,"I exclaimed. Sometimes I wondered how I could possibly be related to my father so special were his views.

"Well wanking then, sure a fate you will go blind."he added.

"Father there is no link betwixt testicles and eyeballs save for the commonly used verbal expression"egg"I explained but his brain, always supposing he possessed one, was too feeble to comprehend.

"well your mummy has arranged for Lucida to stay for the weekend, you do recall Lucinda don't you ?"

he enquired.

How could I forget, Lucinda a reprehensible hoyden who regularly beat me up when we played as tyke. A rotund porcine lump, who reportedy enjoyed carnality with her female person schoolfellow to such excess that even the Cheltenham girs schooltime was forced to expell her.

"Fat as a pig and generally less pleasant,"I agreed.

"So you do commend, well your female parent sees her as an admirable match for you."he said jovially.

"And do I have any say in this ?"I asked.

"As long as it is a yes,"he laughed.

Lucinda arrived not an hour later, even fatter than hitherto and in her trail a sweetness slender thing,"misfire Pattimore, I call her Pat,"Lucinda laughed,"cum let us explore the bed room."and she whisked Pat away.

Pat seemed somewhat devoid of exuberance. I wondered about her.

I left a comely interval and went upstairs myself. I knocked on their sleeping accommodation door and entered.

Lucinda was on the bed, half naked and to my thoroughgoing astonishment Pat was attending to Lucinda, not with a fireside brush handle as |I expected but with her whole fist and component of her forearm deep inside Lucinda's distended womb entry.

"May I join in ?"I asked as I bolted the door as they should stimulate done.

"Out !"Lucinda cried, though she was somewhat strangle in her selection by Pat's bridge player deep inside her.

"I don't believe I've had the pleasure,"I observed and I lifted the kneel Pat's skirt.

"plosive consonant !"Pat cried but it was too late for her long skirts were up and her seat bared.

"Oh hold back your protestation charwoman, clearly you are just a vulgar prostitute now brace yourself,"I advised as I loosed and dropped my breeches.

reliever was infrequent at Cambridge University, every fifth wheel penny I had I invested and only some of it did I invest on playing poker game, leaving none what so ever for liquor or whoring.

Her nates were inviting and to be honest I intended to bugger her royally as she pleasured Lucinda but a glimmer of moisture from her slot distracted me, why not use the sweet houseclean opening rather than the soiled waste exit of the anus.

So the die was cast and within half a minute of arc Pat was royally skewered on my cock. She protested my penetration with a yelp but in all honesty I believed it just a item protestation and not a life-threatening objection.

Her lower lips parted readily enough, moistened and willing I would have said, and anyway she was a whore being paid by Lucinda so her every part should have been available for use.

I worked my deal to her breasts and cupped them and tweaked her teats as I plowed her and as is the way all too soon my fourth dimension was come, my bolt shot and the moment over.

"I must say Lucinda your sporting lady provdes a most satisfactory fuck."I thought praise was earmark at this join having dodged a few shillings whore's fees as I thought.

"I'm not a whore,"Pat bridled.

"No St. James, she is my friend, in fact I am her chaperone !"Lucinda laughed excitedly,"So what do you cerebrate of my James IV ?"she asked.

"I think he is an insufferable oaf !"Pat declared.

"But how does he fuck my darling ?"Lucinda enquired.

"How should I know, I have goose egg with which to compare hims bring through a Scots heather handle,"she answered.

"Good Divine was I your first base ?"I asked.

"Of trend !"she replied.

"No ‘ Of course'about it, you were fucking Lucinda as I came in, you looked every in a whore so how the devil am I supposed to know,"I fumed,"Am I supposed to ask every wench ‘ Are you pure'before I pleasure them ?"

"No but a bye your leave would be a intelligent starting peak,"Lucinda opined.

"If feller had to ask a bye your leave every time he fancied a poke the whole of human beings would die out in a rash of virginity,"I opined.

"Oh overlord there is slime running out of me,"Pat declared.

"Of grade there is you idiot I just fucked you !"I snapped.

"I say,"a gruff interpreter enquired,"Who has been fucking whom ?"

"Tis I father, fucking Lucinda's whore."I announced.

"You bloody dupe she is not a working girl but Arbuthnot Pattimore's daughter, heir to his luck,"he declared.

"Awfully sorry,"I exclaimed,"I'll ask properly next time.

"What next clock time ?"Miss Pattimore snarled, which I admit annoyed me, as she was wiping Lucinda's juices from her clenched fist while dabbing her lower lips with the other helping hand at one and the same time.

"Am I that repulsive ?"I asked.

"Yes,"she said rather impulsively,"I shall have you tried for this."

If she had not been sitting on the border of the bed dabbing herself as she spoke, her sex clearly on eyeshot and quite ravish, her dustup may have had their desired result.

As it was with rear of barrel cast aside and extremity once again rearing I merely asked,"May I ?"as I lunged at her brushing her hands away and unerringly spearing her sex once more.

"Is he always this passionate ?"miss Pattimore asked.

"Not with me,"Lucinda admitted,"I thought he got his relief from former man shooting their load up his backside."

"I'm not a sodomite,"I insisted,"But I can not conceive young lady Pattimore has not been reamed with the utmost regularity,"I ventured.

"With a brush handle yes but not a man's thing,"Lucinda insisted and added,"You do take care most peculiar intertwined like that."

missy Pattimore groaned,"Oh Lucy I am on fervor,"she said,"Please forgive me,"and she kissed me passionately on the neck.

"Oh god its disgusting you two playing at devotee when you only met an hour ago,"Lucinda protested as she rose to leave,"If you want me I'll be in the garden."

Her going opened the door and suddenly we were surrounded by voyeurs."Unhand her you brute,"mortal cried and something hit the cover of my point forcing me deeper into Miss Pattimore which in turn made her cry out in pleasure.

"He forced me mama !"she exclaimed.

"So why are you smiling and gasping in ecstasy ?"an elderly gentleman's gentleman enquired,"And you boy, you had better make believe her an offer and damn quick if you want to pull through the end of today."

"Father !"fille Pattimore insisted,"I don't even know him."

"Well he certainly knows you in a biblical sense !"my father interjected misjudging the humor of the piece throng as per usual and so he alone ended laughing at his lame joke.

I own I was enjoying our dawdling to some excess, my cock sliding so smoothly in her well lubricated golf hole, the tip of my cock just nudging the neck of her uterus at each thrust exciting me to the utmost until my brain exploded and my seeded player burst forth once more in a flood to glut her parts.

"darn you all,"miss Pattison exclaimed,"You know I want to be a missioner, how can I be one if I'm with child ?"

I looked rung as I wiped my cock."Did you plan this ?"I demanded.

My Father grinned like the idiot he was.

"You planned this ?"Mr Pattison interjected,"By heaven sir I'll have you bleak balled from every club in Barnsley for this !"and he grabbed father by the throat.

"period them !"Lucinda cried.

"Ha,"I snorted,"Let them fight,"and I took Miss Pattison's hand and knelt before her,"volition you have me ?"

"I just did,"she giggled,"Oh I suppose so, if only to keep on Mama happy, my figure is Camilla by the way."

"St. James,"I said,"Pleased to foregather you."

So we were wed, a big ceremonial occasion in the church service near where she lived, her father found us a very nice family near the university and at the receipt in the parish G. Stanley Hall my mother gave me the best present on all.

"William James,"she said,"See that okay upstanding chap in the dark suit with the woman in the cockeyed hat ?"

I looked, he looked familliar, she continued,"He's your substantial father, he used to be our estate foreman, very cagy, very tender, nothing like the idiot I married."

I stared, suddenly it all made a lot of sentiency."And my brothers ?"I asked.

She smiled,"Forbes the stableman and Jameson the under pantryman if I remember correctly, there have been so many you understand, and your begetter prefers gentlemen anyway so it lawsuit us both very well, it why I was so delight to see you enjoying yourself with dear Camilla."

A keen weight fell from my shoulders, that fear that I should sire stupid sons the like of illumination variation of father destined to fail at every challenge in aliveness and prove thorough disappointments was lifted in a second, and the final obstruction to shop and joyous copulation with Camilla was dispelled.

Sadly Lucinda was left outcast. She had lost her slave but I fancied it would not be farsighted before she found another young woman but a very longsighted time before she found a man with a desire for a great fat, rotund, hoggish clump. That said there is no explanation for the desires of those poor souls suffering from sexual perversion so perhaps in the fullness of time even she may find a spouse .