It is 1879 and my search for a chaste bird leads me to my own threshold with maria my serving maid.

maria

.

The last stinker of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of port had long since passed my mouth.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a enquiry,"she giggled.

"And a serious one daughter,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a trifling, your heart will burst you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be LX years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being bodacious deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me don and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still nurse my member and need me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stunned you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the forenoon the rock severe bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only gods reliable truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of sacking ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the fellow in the village one after t'other than have your slimed bridge player all over me."she insisted.

"My mitt are not despicable,"I insisted,"They are cushy from years of groundlessness while yours are hard and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn philia is surd from twelvemonth of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a heavy hearted bastard."

"Not a son of a bitch technically, and I resent the whimsey that I am severely hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not lie with your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of easiness not working like a bloody hard worker,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble fair sex ?"I queried.

"That's right field, I should not stir until after the high noon toll rang across the meadows from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your forgiveness,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to go and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet lofty. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be gallant of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could suffer forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the groin would be the final result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shot party. I had lunch set out in the barn and at tiffin time we all repaired there, my shooting political party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village pedigree brought and erected in the barn for understanding I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made elucidate,"Maria,"I ordered the amah who was fussy serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"seminal fluid here please."

I had a couple of trusted chaps on hand."What's up victor ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then former day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a dainty rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a prissy eternal sleep,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her capitulum and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to slash by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to denudate her backside.

"No roll in the hay your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to try you."

"Rather that than have your slimy deal all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"mare laughed.

Tommy was a exquisitely lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a Roman mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"ejaculate on then Saint Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First prison term for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the side down."

mare's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor Lad, no sooner was his member out of his breeches and in maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Calophyllum longifolium queried,"damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the afforest cautioned as he waved his extremity menacingly,"I've a portion of practiced English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her nous,"I would have been more mollify,"I confessed.

"Harder !"maria urged to wound me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splinter clangour and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unanimous thing slewed around a twenty-five percent twist. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Calophyllum longifolium had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was piffling the tough for clothing and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to freshen her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right who's following ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh straw and laid there assailable legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big prick two pence trivial uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"working capital idea my beloved,"I said,"How often for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting company was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite freakish. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seeded player within her, some used the brown yap turning her on her battlefront for some foreign reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the daughter mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church building register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a bewilder look,"power have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking strong,"Or that pantryman chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the registry entry this one-half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no damage done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her air hole if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to recover a chaste amah to serve me, and now through sheer imbecility I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to she-bop you off into a chamber pot to deliver soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to heed her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right hand miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly bad-mannered,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her read/write head to reveal her lithe Whitney Moore Young Jr. consistency shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bed clothing anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mr. stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of hammer ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lesson inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and pull out my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mr. Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my master that feeling well,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

matter were happening fast, too fast,"Get the bedroom pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her genu each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too about to my present moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good squirt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would wish to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying captain ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep maria,"I insisted.

"goodness night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”