Title : linguistic rule of Engagement - The Three enigma
writer : snick Schwartz
Keywords : MF, FF, dildo, toys, onanism, oral, cunninglingus, sex, cheating
summary : An erotic news report based on the telly display principle of Engagement.


These are my descriptions and my account of the characters of Rules of Engagement by CBS. I do not own the display, the characters, or anything else related to the appearance. This is just a parody of the appearance using my own words.


I do however approve heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful gorgeous cleaning lady she is.


Cast of character reference.


Jeff Bingham - Played by Saint Patrick Warburton. Jeff is the tall jockish of the husband of Audrey Bingham. He is cheap but his good looks and love of his married woman always wins the day. He's 6'3 ”, dark hair, and chiseled feel.

Audrey Bingham - Played by Megyn Pryce. Audrey is a 5'7"blonde womanhood with a wonderful 36D chest, and a great personality. She's the other half of the older couple on the display and tends to get annoyed at her oafish husband, but eventually realizes she still loves him.

X Rhodes - Played by King Oliver William Henry Hudson. Adam is 6'1"and a handsome younger man. He's number dim at metre, but always there for his fiancee. He's engaged to Jen Morgan portraying the younger couple.

Jen John Pierpont Morgan - Played by Bianca Kajlich. Jen is a 5'8"cleaning lady who has a 34B thorax, though on the show she looks like a 34C, as she has in this narration. She has the personality of a romp. She's often the hornier of her and her fiance.

A.E. Dunbar - A minor fictitious character in this story, played by David Spade. He's forgetful, dirty, and insulting. In this story he has been dating his assistant's sister.


With that we start at the topical anesthetic coffee store that the mold frequents.


Our story begins with Jeff and Adam listening to Charles Taze Russell speak about his newest conquest. The girl, Simran, is also his assistant's sister. She flew in to see Ken Russell and didn't tell her brother.

"So she's currently hiding out in my apartment, a little arcanum rendezvous."

X asked."time lag you're telling me she's in town and she's not even telling her brother she's in New York ?"

Russell giggled in his ruttish way."Exactly. She's all mine, and she has nothing to do excep ... t"almost groan"me !"

Both Jeff and Adam nodded, they were hearing about sex but got their admirer was a piffling grossed like always from Russell's news report.

Jeff though always said the same thing."Nice. So why aren't you there right now ?"

Russell finished off his food for thought and smiled."Fueling up for tonight. She's wearing me out."

Audrey and Jen walk in and Russel moan and slides out of the booth.

"Ugh the Bobsy Twins are back, oh and Jen's duet are here too, anyways I need to get fix for my date tonight."Ken Russell quipped, giving the name for Audrey's breasts he came up with last night.

Audrey groaned, and Jen responded."So Henry Norris Russell are you still being the sleaze, running around behind Timmy's back ?"

Russell laughed."Yeah rightfulness, that only makes it hot, don't worry one day you will all slide up and know exactly what I mean. Sneaking around is the best."

Bertrand Arthur William Russell walked out the door, triumphant in his mind. The waitress delivered the nutrient for the mesa, but no one paid aid to the food. Instead, each one thought about what Russell said, they all acted like they were thinking about the comment, but there was three stories that explained what was on their minds.


Jeff and Jen.

Ten eld ago

Jen missed Adam. X was on a head trip for work for the last workweek. The couple had been engaged a dyad months before. and now it was the first time they had been apart for so long. Jen was climbing the walls as her body went through withdrawal, she knew she needed an orgasm to put her right. Her work was noticing her performance was slipping, she just needed the release that Adam provided.

The previous night she tried masturbating. It was the beginning time she masturbated alone since she had met Adam. She never really masturbated before and had trouble orgasming without something big inside her when she did. She was always too embarrassed to get a toy, so she laid back and rubbed herself hoping it would be the first sentence. After a few minute of arc though she gave up, she missed Adam too much.

Tonight though she needed that liberation. She knew no one would bother her in the apartment so she stripped naked in the living elbow room and made a beeline for her bedroom. She laid on her bed and rubbed her soundbox, telling herself she wouldn't stop until she got what she needed. Her body needed a big climax, and she was determined to encounter a way to get there.

She laid there and rubbed for an minute before she heard a sound.


Jeff unlocked the door of their friends'place. Adam and Jen were great masses, but he knew Adam never drank his scotch. He saw the clothes lying around the living room and laughed. The two of them were a bit of slovenly person but he didn't care. He also knew the two of them were out. disco biscuit was in Florida, Jen was probably out with her friends, or something, and his Scotch malt whiskey was sitting there. Yes he gave it as a endowment but three months later, it was free game.

Jeff slipped into the flat and walked around looking for where the couple kept their alcohol. He saw it next to the hallway in the apartment and made a beeline for it, looking through it and seeing if he should take any former bottles to serve thin the herd.

As he was looking, he heard a moan, and looked for who made it. From where he was standing there was a decipherable view into the bedroom, and there laid Jen, naked and rubbing herself. Jeff accidently dropped the bottleful making a noise.


Jen looked and saw Jeff standing there watching her, but in her lustfulness fueled state she saw a man capable of filling her desire. Jeff always appeared to be a big stupid jock but from his size Jen always imagined he had a declamatory package. Jen couldn't say anything though she was skittish because she was now raw laying in front of Jeff, rubbing her body. In fact she hadn't stopped yet, her body wouldn't let her.

Jen could only get one word out."Please."

Jeff stared for a moment, seeing his Friend's fiancee naked wasn't something he would block up looking at if he could obviate it. When he heard her say"please"though it broke the spell and her started to take the air towards the bedroom.

Jeff never cheated on his married woman. Here however was their closest friends, the only early woman he's seen as much as Audrey, and more importantly she was au naturel. He ambled into the bedroom with a chuckle and removed his suit.

Jen watched, while Jeff could be a dunce, she needed this, and as he removed his apparel she realized that he was still the inviolable muscular man she always thought he was. He dropped his pants finally, and she stared at his genital organ. Jeff was carrying an eight inch cock. No wonder why Audrey was always so willing to put up with Jeff's stupidity.

Jen realized that Jeff was now standing naked in her bedchamber looking at her and she spread her leg giving him admittance to her without a opinion. She was beyond caring about anything other than Jeff, and his magnificent rooster entering her, and giving her that sexual climax she was chasing.

Jeff watched Jen offering her body to him and he climbed on the bed, she was already primed and from the way she looked at his private parts she must be impressed. All the better, foreplay was overrated, and he could be set for sex at a bit's notice.

Jeff slide his cock into Jen's body slowly. He felt his first new pussy in over ten years and was reveling in it. Jen's body reacted immediately shuddering from being filled after the hour of stimulation she had administered. Jeff didn't know anything about the length of her masturbation, so he continued to press into her consistence, as Jen reached up and grabbed his berm and moaned out. Jen's body heaved as she felt her elusive orgasm hit her.

Jeff watched her moan out and then pressed More of his cock into the smaller girl. He knew exactly what her legal action meant. Another fulfil customer. Now it was Jeff time, Jeff's turn to get all the delight he wanted. Jeff chuckled as he pressed his entire pecker into his protagonist's fiance..

Jeff had imagined her au naturel multiple meter and now he saw her her breasts arched up towards him so he bent down and kissed her right breast, tasting her balmy flesh he admired all these years.

Jen was relaxing from her orgasm as the big hulking man used her for his pleasure. His lips grabbing her tit though and woke her consistency up for a indorsement round and she moaned out again. She never felt like this before but instead of relaxing after her orgasm, felt like it was make for another round of sex. The way Jeff was pressing into her though was exactly what her eubstance needed.

Jeff was enjoying the look of having sex with Jen. It had been a duo days since Audrey was in the mode and Jen's titty felt great in his hands and sassing. He switched between them and Jen let out a loud moan. Maybe he should suggest his wife try playing with herself before he came in.

Jeff threw that thought out for the moment and repositioned himself over Jen, so each of his jab went further into her organic structure. He knew his size scared to the highest degree womanhood back in college, but he also knew most of them came around to trying it out. They just loved how deep it went and each of them let him bang it. Jen almost screamed while moaning, letting him know his putz was being put to goodness use.

Jen could barely spring a persuasion, with Jeff's moving his body over hers, she just became one pleasure mettle. She pulled him into her with her subdivision, and her feet pressed his ass into her as far as he'd go. Each poking made her groan, whimper and groan. She hadn't felt like this before.

Jeff loved hearing the chorus of moans from a woman, and he loved the notion of having sex with mortal new, something in him craved a fortune to commit Jen what he thought she needed. Now with that attempt, he was almost enjoying himself more than her. Almost.

Jen's body was going angry, her back arched, her peg wrapped around Jeff and pulled his body towards her on each poke. Jen's optic were closed as she enjoyed every one motility of the large man. Her eubstance was going wild from all the attention.

Jeff continued to thrust into Jen and suddenly felt his time was up. He moaned out himself, almost holler as he came inside Jen. His cock flooded her with his creamy batter and he fell forward on top of her.

Jen felt his member growing and as he came inside her, she had a indorsement coming. A second orgasm ? Adam had never got a second one out of her in such a short time. Her body quivered with it as she laid under him. and revealed in what this hunk had made her feel. He might be a flashy lunkhead but he certainly knew how to make a woman feel amazing.

After a few min Jeff realized he was laying on his Quaker's wife. He sat up and went to grab his apparel.

"Alright. Well that happened. But it can't materialize again."

Jen just sat there and realized she cheated on Adam, but in her nous she could never leave how Jeff made her feel. She watched Jeff dress and pull up stakes, grabbing the scotch on the way out, but part of her knew that if he ever wanted her again she'd be willing if she could get away with it.


go and Audrey.

Five class ago

A couple yr after her indiscretion Jen had moved past it. Jeff never returned to her bed, but she didn't judgement. ecstasy still got her through the Night. Jen however gotten closer with Audrey. They became near friends She and Audrey became best protagonist, even though Audrey was older than her. She still liked having a woman to speak to about distaff things, of which she included her sex life.

Audrey listened to Jen talking about Adam for the centesimal time. She often came over on girls Night and Jen would regain some reason to mention Adam. While she wouldn't talking about their sex life, she would hint and let it be have intercourse disco biscuit was a champion.

Audrey would pass a vague matter about her and Jeff. Jeff wasn't a bad fan, but after sixteen years they had found what work and rarely experimented. Jen would at least trace at her multi minute long sessions and Audrey couldn't compete with that.

Audrey just listened to her and wished she could remember even a half hour long academic session. Adam. It was make Adam was magnificent in bed and Jen was a lucky woman.

Audrey continued to think about it as the week went on. Jeff became a bit of an ass as he did and she knew he would eventually turn on the charm and Audrey would let him back into her bed, but while the calendar week went on she kept thinking about the fact that Jeff would barely contribute her time to cum, Adam on the other script would be in her booster's bed and giving her hours of joy.

cristal, the clueless idiot, could go for hours, well perhaps there's something to his behind mind, if he can deliver that variety of performance. Audrey had a desire to receive out, but she didn't have a clue how.


One day Jeff was out playing softball, Jen was hanging out with some other girlfriends for a bachelorette party. One that Audrey was sure she'd hear about the future day. Jen loved to gossip.

Audrey was watching tv when go came knocking. She let him in and he looked around.

"Hey Audrey have you seen Jen ?"

Audrey watched Adam look around like a lost puppy and almost laugh but then she got an idea. She walked over to Adam.

"Hey X. Jen's out with her protagonist, but she said we should string up out."

go perked up."Oh yeah ? That's keen ! I was bored waiting for her. Is she getting home soon ?"

Audrey sighed."Don't worry about her, she had something else in mind for you tonight."

Audrey sat down on the couch and Robert Adam sat down next to her looking excited.

"What did you have in intellect ?"

"Jen said that she wanted me to have a go at it how lucky she is, but she a little afraid of how you'll take it."

Adam perked up."So she wants to go to Vegas with you ?"

Audrey rolled her centre."No I meant in bed. She's told me she's very blessed with you."

"Oh the sex tape… I can show you that, but Jen taped over it."

Audrey sighed again. She can't believe how silent Adam is. Jeff was a moron, but Adam just didn't have nous, this had better be worth it.

"No, Adam, she wanted me to try it out in individual. But she's a little ego conscious so she doesn't want you to refer it to her. Do you sympathize ?"

Adam nodded."I think I get it, can you generate me a little more ?"

Audrey counted to ten to proceed from belittling cristal."Listen cristal. Jen said you and I should throw sex one time, but she doesn't want you to advert it to her."

ecstasy smiled."I don't know but if Jen says ok, I should do it. So umm should we do it at my bedroom."

Audrey smiled."Just follow me and try not to utter too much. Jen's rule."

Adam nodded again, he knew if Jen said something he should do it, that's what Jen always said. Adam followed Audrey to the bedchamber and watched her move. Audrey had a smaller butt than Jen, but she still looked more elegant walking.

Audrey led the puppy to the bedroom and then removed her dress. She hoped she wasn't making a misapprehension, but she had to know what XTC would do. She stood in her bra and panty and turned. Adam had already taken off his shirt and was working on his pants, getting them off after a piddling struggle. He stood in his boxers.

Audrey looked down at his boxers and for a mo felt disappointed. Jeff was big but Audrey was expecting Adam to tip the scales, instead he was packing what Audrey thought was smaller than average.

Adam smiled and noticed how big Audrey's breasts were when compared to Jen's. They were at to the lowest degree a cup enceinte, but he couldn't wait to try them out. He was always odd about how other char's breast felt.

Audrey smiled at the way disco biscuit looked at her, not just like she was the only choice, but as she was a new experience. That lust and desire made Audrey feel special for once. It would be nice to try something new in the bedroom, even if he didn't cadence up.

Audrey started to slip her bra off her shoulders and Adam stopped her and helped by undoing it and sliding it off himself. He then removed her panties, taking care to have her gradation out of them one base at a time. It was a bit nicer than Jeff's grunt and apparent motion. But X still had his boxers on.

"Lay down. If I'm going to show you how I take forethought of Jen, you should get on your back."

Audrey nodded and laid down. Jeff would just pawed at her breasts as stimulation, Adam though had something else in creative thinker. She laid down and felt Adam sliding her ramification apart. Then his lips traced down her ramification slowly kissing and moving towards her crotch.

Her crotch ? She didn't remember the last clip someone went down on her. Jeff focused on getting inside her, and that worked especially well, but this was different.

cristal knew he had to do his best, Jen wanted to register him off to her best friend. Audrey was sexy, but disco biscuit had a desire to have it away what she tasted like. She seemed to be scared, that's how Jen was the first time, but he knew he'd have her feeling something else in a second.

XTC's lip brushed Audrey's slit slowly. Audrey let out a moan, this was different for her. She was enjoying herself.. Then Adam's finger touched her puss and spread her sass. She felt a little coldness, before she felt a tongue touch her pussy and slug, and rub it gently.

Audrey was shocked, just feeling his tongue was getting her hotter than she had been in years. This must be what Jen meant by foreplay. No grabbing or groping, but individual actually paying aid to her most sensitive area and what care it was. Audrey squirmed, and moaned out again, this metre as trashy as she dared.

"Ohhh, Adam."

X smiled, he knew Audrey was enjoying his work. He had learned the technique that could clear fair sex groan years before Jen, but Jen honed his cunning. While Jen couldn't come from his oral work, he could expend hours tasting her and licking her, driving her crazy until she finally agreed to let him go in her.

Audrey tasted amazing to Adam though, it was like a different wine, or whatever Jen went on about, all he knew is he liked tasting Audrey and he had no job licking her as much as she wanted. He knew that Audrey will let him have his advantage once she'd had her filling.

Audrey felt her body panting. When she masturbated her body felt flummox, but go had her feeling even better. Audrey grabbed Adam's heading and pressed it into her crotch harder. The melodic theme of using the cute boy toy turned her on. His tongue was a million clock time wagerer than anything else she ever tried down there.

After ten transactions of employment, Audrey's toes curled. They actually curled up, she didn't think that happened. Her torso screamed for release. Audrey felt she could take no more and let loose, she screamed Adam's name louder than she thought she should. She didn't care, she just wanted more.

Audrey collapsed back on the bed, she felt sweaty, hot, and relaxed. But she was still horny. She wanted more, she knew it was greedy but after he had made her tone that departure, all Audrey could think about was another one. If the second orgasm was even close to the first one, she knew Adam could force her crazy in just a short fourth dimension. But she had to give birth another. There was no way to say anything, her torso was a mixture of bliss, and pleasure.

XTC had no early thought, Jen had never come, but he had been down there for a pocket-sized portion of the sentence he would figure out on Jen, so he continued to lick and taste Audrey. There was a new taste in her body, one he found more appealing. He drank her sweetly nectar and then slide his tongue into her cunt rubbing that sensible orbit on top of the pussy, It was called the K spotlight, or something, all he need to do it is it drove women crazy.

Audrey grabbed Adam's pass and pressed his caput into her private parts again and moaned his public figure again as he worked on her. She had to allow in, Jen was right, if null else, Adam was an incredible fan.

ecstasy continued to process on Audrey until she had a mo orgasm, and as she laid back, she pushed the young man off her. She had enough. Audrey laid there in her bliss, amazed that somehow she had a mo orgasm, but it was almost as big as the maiden one. Both orgasms were bigger than anything she had felt in a decennary.

go stood up and watched Audrey, since she pushed him away, it was shed light on it was time for his crook. He slide his boxer down and got make, waiting for her to tell him she needed his pecker inside her pussy..

After relaxing for various minutes, Audrey looked up and saw Adam standing naked at the invertebrate foot of her bed. His stopcock stood out, while it wasn't the biggest, it looked better than Jeff's thick cock, almost cute. Was there anything not adorable about go ?

Rather than reckon about that Audrey spoke up."Alright, I suppose it's your good turn sailor. Get up here and get your way with me."

Adam climbed on top of Audrey and then tried to kiss her lips, Audrey stopped him. Audrey didn't want to sample herself. She might hold enjoyed his workplace, but there were limit point to what she would do.

"Whoa. Umm no cuddling, Jen's convention, But why don't you try these out. I'm sure you've not tried some this size in a while."

Audrey pressed her breasts up for Adam, and he looked down. Both bosom looked enormous compared to Jen, and he sucked on her left breast. Audrey moaned out again. Something about how his backtalk and clapper worked on her breast drove Audrey mad. As she Audrey moaned, ecstasy pressed his hips forward arching his back. He slide his cock directly into Audrey's pussy.

"Oh god Adam… This is astonish. Please move over it to me."

Adam chuckled as he licked the two turgid boob. It never failed, an hour of oral and char were ready to go. Audrey's moaning was intoxicating. Also their willingness to finger him inside her, allowed him to go crazy on her breasts. go loved tit, but he knew he had to bring in the right to suck her breasts.

Adam nibbled Audrey's breasts, and then bit them. Audrey just let him go to town, her tit were sensible but Adam earned it. Her soundbox was responding still, and if he lasted she might even get a third albeit modest climax out of it.

Audrey let X influence on her puss driving his peter deeper and deeper into her. Her soundbox responded to every ace move he made, even if she had two orgasms her need for a man was still sky high. This is exactly what she needed. Jen was a favourable cleaning lady, and Audrey was now too.

Audrey pulled X into her, squeezing him with her each thrust as she moaned out. Once again she lost control of her intensity, she needed to terminate one more sentence. She realized she wasn't just moaning incoherently, she was saying hug drug's epithet again, begging him to do.

X on his own was smiling, he was having sex with his hot neighbour. His lips kissed her nipples as he felt his orgasm arriving. Her pleasure was now his, and he was ready to finish.

Adam came inside Audrey's body pressing himself cryptic into her, Adam called out Jen's name. He then collapsed forward and rolled off of Audrey as he relaxed thinking about his new conquest.

Audrey noticed none of this, she was in her own world as her own orgasm racked her own body. Three. threesome splendid coming, the last one might not rivaled the beginning two, but Audrey was well-chosen. She understood why Jen bragged about Adam's science. He was incredible, while she had a small touch sensation of guilt, she knew Jeff wouldn't find out and Jen wouldn't either as long as no one ever asked go if he slept with her, he wouldn't say anything.

Audrey thought Jen was a favourable gal if Adam did all of this to her at her command.


Jen and Audrey.

Two years ago

A couple old age later Audrey went to a girl's only party at a Jen's apartment. It was a party to sell sex miniature by one of Jen's protagonist. The party had alcohol and a bar shaped like a penis. In fact everyone got a little imbibe betimes on and the company really got started with a few games.

During the evening a range of sex toys were out on display and the girls played a plot to choose the toy that was the same size of it as their married man. Audrey picked one that was eight inches long, all the girls whistled and claimed she was lying. All the girls but Jen, she recognized the size of the penis in Audrey's mitt. When it was her turn, Jen chose a dildo the sizing of Adam, and several other lady friend picked out ones bigger. Jen was disappointed, but she still remembered that night she had with Jeff, and the large pecker that had bludgeoned her.

Jen thought during the party, realizing that every prison term she masturbated since getting engaged, she ended up needing a pecker to take her. Usually that was Adam's job and one of the reasons she was always fix to go. But when Adam was busy she would get hornier and hornier. However, one of those dildos on the table would fill her just right. In fact she knew which dildo she wanted. The Lapplander one that Audrey had held up, it was the size of toy she always imagined owning, at to the lowest degree since that night.

Just before the political party was over, Jen's acquaintance offered all the girls one last chance to buy any toys they wanted. Audrey declined but when it was Jen's turn she grabbed the dildo she had her eye on and while sipping a glass of wine, she purchased the toy. She hoped Audrey that didn't posting, but her friend spied the transaction and was shocked when she realized Jen picked out the dildo she said was like her husband.

After the party concluded, Audrey assisted Jen in cleaning up, and they continued to imbibe wine-coloured, and talk. Both daughter had laughable taradiddle about the Nox and they were giggling. Jen had left the bag with her purchase on the mesa in the centre of the room. Audrey kept eying the bag curiously. Audrey had never used a dildo before, so she wondered, how Jen would use it.

Jen noticed Audrey's looks, and wanted to recognise what her older protagonist would think if she knew what Jen was purchasing. They were close up, and she talked about Adam with her, but a dildo was common soldier so Audrey's interest was puzzling. Still the idea that Audrey knew about her dildo turned her on a little. It was a secrecy that Jen didn't mind Audrey knowing about for some reason. Perhaps it was the wine, perhaps it was the entire sex party, but Jen was feeling good.

Audrey finally blurted out."What did you get Jen ?"

Jen just laughed and grabbed the bag and pulled out the dildo giggling."I was singular about this one. What do you think I should name him ?"

Audrey was confused."Wait you name your dildo ?"

Jen laughed again."Oh come on Audrey don't you name yours ?"

Audrey blushed.."Umm. I don't have one, I never used a toy before."

Jen got a fiddling silent."Oh.. wellspring this is the initiatory dildo I owned, but I shared one with my college roommate, cake. She named hers Steven. This guy though doesn't spirit like a Steven."

Audrey looked at the dildo in Jen's hired hand."Yeah, how about a Damon ?"

Jen looked at the dildo a little dreamily."Mmm Matt Damon, I love it. Come here Matt."She grabbed the toy and kissed him on the tip and then giggled like a school girl.

Audrey stared at her friend in shock, her oral fissure opened. She had seen a few woman play with a dildo as a joke at the party, but Jen kissed the toy as if it was something more suggest.

Jen smiled at her friend."lusterlessness this is my friend Audrey. Audrey say hello."

Audrey waved her friend away, she was drunk but not that inebriate. Though the toy looked just, almost lifelike. Jen waved the dildo and egged her friend on. Audrey finally gave in and bent forward kidding the dildo on the top also though more like a quite a little on the cheek.

The two girls giggled and poured themselves another deoxyephedrine, they talked while Jen held the dildo in her mitt. Audrey watched the toy more than her friend. She wanted to know what Jen was planning for Matt

Jen was talking about something about a tomentum dresser.

Audrey blurted out."How do you use him ?"

Jen was confused."My stylist, you make an appointment with salon."

Audrey gestured to the dildo with her wine drinking glass spilling it. Jen laughed and placed down her glass.

"Ok I think we've had too much wine-coloured, but this toy… Maybe I should show you how I used to flirt with Steven ?"

Audrey nodded, she was rummy about the toy and the wine made her forget this was her friend. She wanted to see Matt Damon in use."Yes please. I want to see it."

Jen giggled and placed the toy on her board and removed her wearing apparel. She had been naked before her friends before. Jen even had a petty fling with her roommate, Patty in college. She removed her dress and trouser, and with a shrug she dropped her bra and pantie and posed for Audrey."What do you cogitate Audrey ?"

Audrey was shocked and then motioned with her hand, trying to deflect feeling awkward."Just get with it, Jen, I'm just here for a lesson."

Jen laughed, remembering her first deterrent example with her roommate. She positioned the dildo on the mesa near Audrey and then squatted to sit on it on the mesa. She made sure her stage were open air so Audrey could see her total body and Matt as she rubbed it on her twat. The thought of doing this in presence of her friend though turned her on more than feeling the dildo on herself.

Audrey watched shocked. The fact Jen stripped without a thought shocked her though she realized she would let stripped with the way she was feeling. She was way beyond the amount of wine she normally drank. She liked to be the sober one, but now here was her friend au naturel and sitting on a dildo in battlefront of her.

Audrey always admired Jen's feel. She had to admit her humble friend was beautiful. She may have white meat that were a cup size diminished, but Audrey thought they looked perfective on Jen's belittled dead body. Jen didn't have an apothecaries' ounce of fat on her body, and she even had a shaved vagina, and there was a strange butterfly tattoo near her pussy. Jen looked like a model on one of Jeff's movies which the pair watched to get in the humor. Then again Audrey and Jeff never watched the moving picture for more than five minutes.

Jen reacted more than she thought she would, her hands ran down her torso and she blushed as she pressed down on the dildo, the straits of it entered her, and she was surprised at how wet she was. She blushed more as she pressed down on the dildo. She felt that one-half of the dildo was already in her, and she loved the feeling. The dildo was amazing, but the way Audrey watched her though drove her crazy. In fact she wanted to do more. However, this was a"deterrent example ”, she didn't want to risk scaring her friend.

Jen let out a husky whisper."Feel relinquish to look nigh Audrey. Oh god, I don't psyche you looking."

Audrey nodded and bent forward slowly, she didn't want to be so eager. Her acquaintance looked like she was a quarter of the way down the shaft. She watched her body respond as she slipped down it. She didn't want to get too close but her body kept inching close to see it up close. Somewhere in her judgment she realized she didn't want to just front.

Jen watched Audrey inch closer. She didn't want to daunt away her friend, but being look on turned her on so a good deal. She slide down the dildo more and more and then pulled off of it, feeling it rub against her full vagina. Jen was getting off being filled, but being watch over drove her mad. She would tie up Adam and have him ascertain her masturbate sometimes just to get her hot. Audrey's top dog was almost a foot from her now, and that was getting her even hotter. Jen suggested something more.

"You know, the just way to learn about this is to feel. If you want to touch anything, you don't have to ask, just rub, touching, kiss, I won't say anything."

Audrey panted. Watching Jen riding the toy had turned her on. The wine-colored had loosened her up. The sex party put her in a ripe mood. Everything together working on her though and that was the alone ground she agreed and reached out rubbing Jen's thighs. She had never had a lesbian experience, and this wasn't one ? They were just playing with a dildo right ?

Audrey's mitt moved closer to her friend's snatch, and that big dildo, finally she reached it and put her hands on her friend's body. She knew how to pleasure herself, so she tried what she knew worked. She rubbed at the top of her friend's pussy where her supporter's clitoris should be. Audrey looked up and watched the young lady friend bounce on the dildo that was the size of her husband and she loved watching it.

Jen was moaning out and the fact she was now being touched drives her nutcase, she moaned out and thrust her pelvic girdle while riding the dildo. Her friend was pressing her rightfield in her special place. Jen thought back to her firstly time with a fair sex where she was the one observation, and now she had her friend in the same position. She almost screamed as she jerked and gushed. Jen's body got heavy, and she knew she had to get off of the dildo.

As Jen stood up, Audrey sat back. Jen lost her foothold through and fell forward onto admirer and landed on her lap. Jen giggled and gave her friend a kiss. She was glowing from her orgasm and then kissed her again.

Audrey was shocked. Rubbing her friend's dead body was far, but now her lips were pressed against her acquaintance, , as her Friend sat in Audrey's lap naked. Perhaps she had also drank too often, but she kissed back and laughed at the view of the whole situation.

"Now it's your go"Jen stated as she rolled off her friend onto the couch."flatness's asking for you."

Audrey blushed."No. It's ok, thanks Jen but.. I'm good."

Jen laughed."Come on, you got a show, now it's your turn to feel how good he is. I'm already naked, and trust me.. you'll never feel better."

Audrey sighed and looked at the toy glistening with her supporter'juices on it. She wanted to find it, she felt a need to know how it'd feel.

Jen watched her friend."How about you take off your attire ?"

Audrey nodded, distracted by the dildo, she slide her frock off of her and stared at it. Jeff was a good lover, but Audrey rarely was in control, she almost never was on top during sex. Without thinking about it, Audrey removed her bra and slide her panties down. As she bent over to ill-treat out of them, her sassing were side by side to the dildo, she could smell sex as she did her lips were next to the dildo when she bent over. She let her lips brush the tip and enjoyed the slight taste she got and the raunchiness of the candy kiss.

Jen watched realizing the mind of using a dildo was driving her ally she sat on the lounge and recovered. She saw Audrey kissing the dildo and wondered if her admirer would heed her musky scent. Audrey's reaction told Jen that Audrey didn't psyche her taste at all, Jen wondered if she'd be willing to try it from the source..

Audrey turned to her booster, seeing where she sat she turned to present her, and tried to sit back on the dildo, the first attempt though made the dildo move, and Audrey giggled.

"Oh damn, this is harder than I thought"Audrey tried to be active her trunk, but the dildo slipped again.

"Don't worry, that's what happens after it's been.. used. Let me help."

Before Audrey could answer Jen was in battlefront of her sitting where Audrey sat before to check. She felt one of Jen's hands on her second joint and saw another reach under and make a motion the dildo back under her.

"Just sit down slowly, let me guide Matt in. He's excited."

Audrey nodded and let her friend do what she wanted, she didn't want to micturate a fit. As she sat though she felt the gravid phallic enter her and she was surprised when she moaned out.

"Oh Jen, that's ... Oh god that's nice."

Audrey stopped and then slid down the dildo a little as she sat more, she realized by sitting she was displaying her dead body for her protagonist but the dildo felt beat inside her and all she wanted to do was let it fill her and moan.

Jen sat back and watched, she watched her ally enjoy the dildo and watched. She was passing on two secrets, how a dildo felt, and how howling it felt to be watched during playing with a dildo, she wondered if she should try to add one Thomas More opus of the wonderful puzzle.

Audrey was in her totally world, she seemed to get the thought of riding the dildo with trivial help, the board was a little depress than she imagined but all those diddly and lurch in the gym were paying off as she moved her consistence up and down the dildo as she wanted. No, as she needed.

Jen looked at Audrey, she always admired the older char's body, she might stimulate a little weight unit, but nigh of it was in her breasts. She imagined what it would feel like to caress those ball. She slowly leaned forward as if she was looking at her acquaintance's kitty-cat. Jen knew what it looked like, but she wanted to know how close she could get to her friend.

Audrey bounced and looked down, a small traumatise as she saw her ally moving towards her. share of her didn't want her friend to get close to her, but another part wanted to ask Jen to relate her consistency. She had never been with a woman, and aside from Jeff's hint for threesomes, she didn't think about it. Jen was a tightlipped booster though, if she ever did want to try anything, Jen wouldn't be the concluding person to come to listen and she wanted to try it today.

Jen got closer and after realizing Audrey saw her and wouldn't stop her, she moved her lips forward and kissed her Friend's genital organ aiming for her clit. Her lips met her friend's and for a second the older woman stopped, but when Jen rubbed her friend's kitty with her tongue, her booster jerked.

"Oh god, Jen."

"Mmm, yes Audrey ?"She didn't move back, but she took her tongue off her friend for a moment.

"Keep doing that, it feels so right."

"You know, there's one feature of this dildo we haven't used ?"

Jen smiled, hoping Audrey didn't see how glad the thought made her, her lips found her clit again as Audrey bounced on the dildo, she then parted her back talk and licked her friend's button again.

"What's that ? It feels so good as it is."

Jen reached down to its base and twisted the prick, the total dildo started to vibrate in her friend's pussy, she didn't want to frighten her Friend before, but now that she was enjoying riding it, Jen knew her acquaintance would love this.

Audrey loved it. The glossa on her clit, her friend watching her, and the way the toy pulsed inside her was driving her crazy. She almost screamed out, then after a few seconds she screamed. Audrey called Jen's figure and grabbed her friend's straits pressing it forward into her privates. She recognized that she had done this with Jen's boyfriend and that thought repel her crazier.

Audrey moaned out, she was nervous when she started, but now the thought of her Quaker down there and the giant star dildo sticking out of her made her forget her nervousness. The whole thought was so mad she feltl her body responding like never before. In fact this wasn't like with Jeff, the way Jen was playing with her made her need to occur.

Jen smiled and saw her friend tense up, she had teased her acquaintance now she knew she needed that proficiency her roommate taught her. She covered her friends clit again and released ‘ the tongue twister ’.

Audrey screamed out again as her body exploded with sentience. Audrey had never used a dildo, so when she came she back, she almost sat down on the dildo.

Jen noticed her supporter was sinking down and realized she would cram the whole dildo into her unless Jen stopped her. Jen sprung up and tried to catch her friend, but as her arms wrapped around Audrey, the dildo Audrey was sitting on slipped. Instead Audrey and Jen fell backwards onto the table in each former's arms and the dildo slipped out of Audrey's pussy. The two cleaning woman giggled again and Audrey kissed Jen in a way she had only kissed her husband.

"Thank you, that was incredible."Audrey sighed as she laid back.

"You are very receive. If you'd like you could ‘ accidentally'take the dildo back to your lieu, and when you come back and reelect it, I could read you Sir Thomas More room to use him, or even get you one of your own."

Audrey laughed."I'd like that. I think I need some very special tending from mat Damon."

Jen laughed at that."And he'd love to give you it, the nice thing is lusterlessness Damon never gets tired, but first I want to say upright bye, for a little bit."

Jen picked up the dildo and winked at Audrey as she slide the dildo down her pharynx tasting her and her friend's juices.

Audrey just smiled at Jen knowing that when she comes back she would hold to try that out herself. She hoped that wasn't the alone thing the young female child could learn her.


Returning to the dining car.

The demo

The four Friend sat at the mesa, thinking back to their secrets. No one talked for a few min. Jeff had crammed a morsel of his sandwich into his mouth and chewed. Audrey and Jen looked at each other. Audrey would normally undulate her eyes at what Russell had said, but instead she licked her sass and then grabbed her sandwich hoping no one but she hoped Jen would recognise what she was thinking. Adam just smiled and thought about nothing, his normal liveliness.

The End