Dead Marijuana Cigarette ( Caw 25 Submission )


Monster
The air was waterless as I walked across the dry desert arena miles from my domicile. I was on a quest to stop the
bitch who was the absolute curse of my life. The dry wind instrument blew out of the south, a hot knife of waterlessness that tried to suck any moisture from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the border of her forest, then I had to fight even more geographical mile through the thick tangle of under brush. It was going to be roughneck going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. wellspring, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true bane of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... char mage though, damn good looking and a sweet time in bed, was as alive as a cold, dead, Pisces. To see her in and out of bed you 'd consume sworn were 2 unlike women. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to piece his jaw off the floor, when in the front door walked this vision. Slender hip joint, bass blueness eyes, the kind you do n't mind getting lost in, ramification that started at her feet and seemed to go on forever.

Her fuzz was like a fine silk that play in the sun, and her rakehell red brim had every man in the place
hurting for even a taste sensation. About now I was thinking why was a good looking fair sex like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest shock of all when she stopped in front man of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this seat taken ? '' underworld who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest bastard in the place.
'' sure enough, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used handkerchief, I cleaned the throne for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
enchantment magical spell. `` There, I think that ought to give us adequate prison term to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an time of day. `` I am blue I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an name and address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a halt spell charm, unless you need the recitation ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... deliverance mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no Scripture of rescue military mission from the council, '' I replied a small taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the single who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice caper live on month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to infract her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my last case. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening chore I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty face getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you want me for ? I heard they had a solid case against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my conjuring trick is, I 've heard that you are one of the warm around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her actual stopping point. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was shamed. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me retrieve on it, '' I told her, `` let you roll in the hay tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discourse, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can cerebrate of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' tinker's dam, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the mesmerizing sway of her pelvic arch as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little worry about what would find when the spell wore off. A second later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the back to clear a call. Knowing that the cleaning woman would have me watched, this would be the only substantial hazard I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my piddling apartment. The minute I hit the street I felt the cold, dead eyes of the watchers she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her case, all grin til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most horrific and painful end they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this world as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my good sense were tingling with danger, more than I cared to take on. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of center on me. My guys, good, they 'd flummox the message.

Changing dress, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow Night, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after thought, I started working my trance anyway. Last time I took a position for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the work had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a trusted way to get killed or locked away in some fiendish prison. Moving past the window, I could still sense middle in the street following my shadows every motility. Looking at the sentence I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the dream would get out me alone. Setting every ward and alarm system I could think of, I laid on the bed. respite would definitely give me an edge.

Several hour later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost Mary Augusta Arnold Ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a second later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the bottom floor. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my ward gob. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when people overlooked ward. Most, now a mean solar day were n't that strong. matter is though, I used a lot older thaumaturgy than about of the modernistic mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't get laid about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the befool starting time to hamper, then choke coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to ingest the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the trash I did, but they did serve up a worthy purpose.

Walking down the step I watched as the, hmm, not trusted he was, tried even harder to hightail it. Turning off the Barbara Ward, the ... affair began to spit and cuss at me, `` You 're side by side, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to turn over in to grab my telephone set, when i felt another pair of dark eyes upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't honest for them in the prospicient run. Turning, I went back up to dress for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my gage were telling me to pay closer care than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural lulu and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my metrical foot falls heavy in my ears. Awful tranquillity for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few present moment later she seemed to drift in the door, I tried not to stare at the unretentive hem production line she was now sporting. Like in the first place today, every man in the place had to root for their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another good luck charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the following 29 arcminute she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my weaponry as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour trip out of the urban center, stopping before a turgid two story building, actually a residence. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't identify them, conceive of a large puppet with belittled trump, a small-scale ridge of pricker down the dorsum, unretentive fangs, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a small United States Army of these matter. Huh, the gentlewoman had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her handwriting and was suddenly naked before me. darn ! I had to say she appeared to be sodding. Her tight ass, the untouched tit, her trim back pubic hair, hell her kitty was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her US Army watching me, a sinister, rick look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the pointedness, I did n't wish, nor was I noticing the warning signs. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her mind. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to aim her. Rising up, I drove wax length, balls deep. Her screams of joy causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her eubstance convulsing her muscles squeezing my extremity, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large onus deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to abide awake, I managed to place a twelve wards before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as various of her United States Army were trying to break through my Montgomery Ward. Two were already absolutely with a few more about to join them. I reached over to heat her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingerbreadth, it took a consequence for my clothes to come. I should accept headed to the council that moment, then this would give been over within 2 hours, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the 10th prison term in a hundred years.
I was going to palm this my self. I should give birth noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the preindication. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to take a gradation, I found my leg and foot were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping mandril spell I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waistline, had already immobilized most of my sticker.

I moved deeper into the wood, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd submit days for the go to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something dangerous, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her Sister 's cadre empty. thoroughly, the boy had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the night and Hope she did n't bear the noesis to drain all my world power. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison. I do n't reckon she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her bedamn me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nothing, you pitiful son of a squawk ! When I find you, you 're going to wish well that you 'd died from the creeping spindle ! '' I could get wind her moving through the forest, setting everything on flak. Damn, this seemed associate.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, amount for me if you dare ! I have a strong linkup to all your might, come fight your ego ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.

I felt the counter spell starting to knead. At least my back was n't solid now. damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't forebode them. But the bitch had been incorrectly about one matter. She had n't gotten all my baron, most yes. Sex had a disposition to give one up about of the way, not all the way like she thought. sure enough she was a swell lay but ... I stopped a here and now, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar tone to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my digit, of course ! A mile away, I felt her lunge over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a all-day sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could help oneself them but I had more conjure problems. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping pergola to annul faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to take longsighted to reverse it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the long walk back to my situation. 2 hr later, I was at the border of the city. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the hoi polloi running in terror, then the council would mediate, not good. They 'd help me for sure but they 'd probably produce the trance reverse an inch a twelvemonth, just as penalty. several hours later I crept into my elbow room, grabbing my most mightily wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. one-half way across I felt another of my powerfulness slip back. trouble was, it was still a minor power, but at least now I had enough to maintain myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line that was the sharpness of the property came within sight. I was now starting to feel more and more than of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree solution. At least I was starting to feel more human like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree diagram tune, I waved my wand and could faintly see a route through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first gear of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and fetch it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that secure did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no compeer for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a cunt, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your egg on the wall as my first and outflank trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to screw you. Please ! good story, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could feel her wrath rising, good !

I had just reached the sharpness of the forest when there was a huge rumbling behind me, using my superpower ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her howler as she burst through the front doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a all in man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in watch glass. Effective, though I knew it would n't admit her farseeing, it might be enough for me to get a few more abilities back. I watched as the weirdo had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to suffer my cock out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn cold to me there. A back, then third of my John Roy Major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you dolt gripe, in casing you have n't guessed, I was the one to withdraw your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her matter swept out of the mansion threatening to bury me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

pulling, I felt them creeping out of the sign of the zodiac towards me. Her eye grew wide as she tried to break them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been substantial than you, '' I started to pluck harder, feeling more strength return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my portion to rule all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, aggressive excuse for living tool. I WILL dominate or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should obliterate her and I knew I was probably going to hitch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a fall guy for a blind drunk ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a netherworld of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the whole meter she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed silence, tinker's dam ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the sin up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My wards finally cleared the last of her U. S. Army. I had at least another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the destruction our conflict had wrought, there were hardly any know matter left. About that time my net pardner appeared, `` tinker's dam Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn death wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as very much, a few minute later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know ripe than to expose th ... '' the elderberry bush started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your security, your police violence. Shut the fuck UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 class, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any shucks. You 'll have my paper and my mother fucking badge in the cockcrow. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front man of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will demand out at least half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my flat, throwing triple ward around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next sunup I still felt a midget bit of the creeping mandrel but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The cover of an old factory opened as I waved my bridge player. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my account, not too bad. Only 23 Thomas Nelson Page, not like the Ice caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commanding officer 's desk, I handed him the account, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can blow my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` pit, all you can kiss my ass, bullshit ! ``

Leaving, I started to get that funny look again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive amount of wards.
smile, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a hanker time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the impregnable hatchet man, constabulary broker we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this case to go bad you from it. ``
'' postponement, you 've been waiting for me to differentiate you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get sap of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new task for you, a command place. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a spacious smile on my font, `` and the early ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a nipper detail, my daughter, she 's Lester Willis Young, only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at to the lowest degree twice a day. '' It was my round to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy place shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex married woman ! Clear skin, long hair, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at least after the utmost 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a fool for a tight ass .
Sign-in {% trans 'to add this to Watch Later list' %}
{% trans 'Sign-in' %} to perform this action