championship : Rules of booking - The Three closed book
generator : Nick Schwartz
Keywords : MF, FF, dildo, toys, masturbation, oral, cunninglingus, sex, cheating
summary : An erotic taradiddle based on the television show Rules of Engagement.


These are my descriptions and my story of the grapheme of Rules of Engagement by CBS. I do not own the display, the theatrical role, or anything else related to the show. This is just a parody of the show using my own words.


I do however O.K. heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful gorgeous charwoman she is.


form of Characters.


Jeff Bingham - Played by Patrick Warburton. Jeff is the improbable jockish of the husband of Audrey Bingham. He is chinchy but his ripe looks and love of his wife always wins the day. He's 6'3 ”, dark hair, and chiseled looking.

Audrey Bingham - Played by Megyn Pryce. Audrey is a 5'7"blond woman with a wonderful 36D chest, and a bang-up personality. She's the former half of the onetime duad on the display and tends to get annoyed at her oafish husband, but eventually realizes she still loves him.

Adam Rodhos - Played by Oliver William Henry Hudson. Adam is 6'1"and a handsome younger man. He's acts dim at multiplication, but always there for his fiancee. He's engaged to Jen Morgan portraying the younger couple.

Jen Morgan - Played by Bianca Kajlich. Jen is a 5'8"woman who has a 34B thorax, though on the appearance she looks like a 34C, as she has in this story. She has the personality of a tomboy. She's often the hornier of her and her groom-to-be.

Henry Norris Russell Dunbar - A minor character reference in this write up, played by David nigga. He's inadequate, dirty, and insulting. In this story he has been dating his assistant's sis.


With that we start at the local anaesthetic coffee shop that the cast frequents.


Our chronicle begins with Jeff and Adam listening to Bertrand Arthur William Russell tattle about his Modern conquest. The girl, Simran, is also his assistant's sister. She flew in to see A.E. and didn't tell her brother.

"So she's currently hiding out in my flat, a short secret rendezvous."

Adam asked."waiting you're telling me she's in town and she's not even telling her brother she's in New York ?"

A.E. giggled in his ruttish way."Exactly. She's all mine, and she has nothing to do excep ... t"almost groan"me !"

Both Jeff and XTC nodded, they were hearing about sex but got their Quaker was a picayune grossed like always from Russell's stories.

Jeff though always said the Same matter."Nice. So why aren't you there right now ?"

Russell finished off his food for thought and smiled."Fueling up for tonight. She's wearing me out."

Audrey and Jen walk in and Russel groan and slides out of the booth.

"Ugh the Bobsy Twins are back, oh and Jen's pair are here too, anyways I need to get cook for my date tonight."Lillian Russell quipped, giving the figure for Audrey's breasts he came up with lastly Nox.

Audrey groaned, and Jen responded."So Henry Russell are you still being the sleaze, running around behind Timmy's back ?"

Russell laughed."Yeah right, that only makes it hotter, don't worry one day you will all slip up and know exactly what I mean. Sneaking around is the best."

Lillian Russell walked out the door, triumphant in his head. The waitress delivered the solid food for the table, but no one paid attending to the nutrient. Instead, each one thought about what Lillian Russell said, they all acted like they were thinking about the comment, but there was three narrative that explained what was on their minds.


Jeff and Jen.

Ten years ago

Jen missed Adam. Adam was on a head trip for piece of work for the last workweek. The couple had been engaged a couple months before. and now it was the first meter they had been apart for so long. Jen was climbing the bulwark as her body went through withdrawal, she knew she needed an climax to put her right. Her workplace was noticing her execution was slipping, she just needed the release that ecstasy provided.

The previous Night she tried masturbating. It was the first clock time she masturbated alone since she had met Adam. She never really masturbated before and had fuss orgasming without something big inside her when she did. She was always too embarrassed to get a toy, so she laid back and rubbed herself hoping it would be the starting time time. After a few minutes though she gave up, she missed Adam too much.

Tonight though she needed that waiver. She knew no one would bother her in the apartment so she stripped naked in the living room and made a beeline for her bedroom. She laid on her bed and rubbed her trunk, telling herself she wouldn't blockage until she got what she needed. Her body needed a big sexual climax, and she was determined to get a way to get there.

She laid there and rubbed for an hour before she heard a sound.


Jeff unlocked the threshold of their Quaker'place. Adam and Jen were great people, but he knew Adam never drank his Scotch whiskey. He saw the clothes lying around the living room and laughed. The two of them were a bit of slobs but he didn't guardianship. He also knew the two of them were out. hug drug was in Sunshine State, Jen was probably out with her Quaker, or something, and his malt whiskey was sitting there. Yes he gave it as a natural endowment but three calendar month later, it was gratis game.

Jeff slipped into the flat and walked around looking for where the yoke kept their alcohol. He saw it next to the hall in the apartment and made a beeline for it, looking through it and seeing if he should take any early bottles to help oneself thin the herd.

As he was looking, he heard a groan, and looked for who made it. From where he was standing there was a clear survey into the bedroom, and there laid Jen, naked and rubbing herself. Jeff accidently dropped the bottleful making a noise.


Jen looked and saw Jeff standing there watching her, but in her lustfulness fueled state of matter she saw a man capable of filling her desire. Jeff always appeared to be a big stupid person jock but from his size Jen always imagined he had a large software system. Jen couldn't say anything though she was unquiet because she was now bare laying in presence of Jeff, rubbing her soundbox. In fact she hadn't stopped yet, her body wouldn't let her.

Jen could only get one word of honor out."Please."

Jeff stared for a moment, seeing his friend's fiancee naked wasn't something he would break off looking at if he could avoid it. When he heard her say"please"though it broke the spell and her started to walk towards the sleeping accommodation.

Jeff never cheated on his wife. Here however was their nigh friends, the only early woman he's seen as much as Audrey, and more importantly she was naked. He ambled into the chamber with a chuckle and removed his suit.

Jen watched, while Jeff could be a loggerhead, she needed this, and as he removed his clothes she realized that he was still the firm muscular man she always thought he was. He dropped his pants finally, and she stared at his genitals. Jeff was carrying an eight column inch peter. No wonder why Audrey was always so uncoerced to put up with Jeff's stupidity.

Jen realized that Jeff was now standing naked in her bedroom looking at her and she spread her ramification giving him accession to her without a thought. She was beyond caring about anything early than Jeff, and his magnificent cock entering her, and giving her that coming she was chasing.

Jeff watched Jen offering her consistency to him and he climbed on the bed, she was already primed and from the way she looked at his genitals she must be impressed. All the better, foreplay was overrated, and he could be ready for sex at a instant's notice.

Jeff slide his stopcock into Jen's body slowly. He felt his first new snatch in over ten years and was reveling in it. Jen's body reacted immediately shuddering from being filled after the minute of foreplay she had administered. Jeff didn't know anything about the length of her onanism, so he continued to press into her body, as Jen reached up and grabbed his shoulder joint and moaned out. Jen's body heaved as she felt her elusive sexual climax hit her.

Jeff watched her moan out and then pressed more than of his stopcock into the smaller missy. He knew exactly what her actions meant. Another satisfy customer. Now it was Jeff prison term, Jeff's turn to get all the pleasure he wanted. Jeff chuckled as he pressed his total cock into his friend's fiance..

Jeff had imagined her au naturel multiple times and now he saw her her tit arched up towards him so he bent down and kissed her right titty, tasting her soft figure he admired all these years.

Jen was relaxing from her orgasm as the big hulking man used her for his joy. His lips grabbing her breast though and woke her consistency up for a bit round and she moaned out again. She never felt like this before but instead of relaxing after her orgasm, felt like it was fix for another round of sex. The way Jeff was pressing into her though was exactly what her organic structure needed.

Jeff was enjoying the feeling of having sex with Jen. It had been a couple solar day since Audrey was in the humour and Jen's tit felt smashing in his hands and mouth. He switched between them and Jen let out a aloud moan. Maybe he should advise his married woman try playing with herself before he came in.

Jeff threw that thought out for the moment and repositioned himself over Jen, so each of his thrusts went further into her body. He knew his size scared almost cleaning lady back in college, but he also knew most of them came around to trying it out. They just loved how deep it went and each of them let him know it. Jen almost screamed while moaning, letting him live his instrument was being put to trade good use.

Jen could barely form a thought process, with Jeff's moving his body over hers, she just became one pleasure nerve. She pulled him into her with her weapon, and her invertebrate foot pressed his ass into her as far as he'd go. Each drive made her groan, whimper and groan. She hadn't felt like this before.

Jeff loved hearing the chorus of moans from a woman, and he loved the look of having sex with mortal new, something in him craved a chance to give Jen what he thought she needed. Now with that attempt, he was almost enjoying himself more than her. Almost.

Jen's body was going barbarian, her back arching, her branch wrapped around Jeff and pulled his organic structure towards her on each jabbing. Jen's eyes were closed as she enjoyed every single move of the large man. Her body was going wild from all the attention.

Jeff continued to thrust into Jen and suddenly felt his time was up. He moaned out himself, almost bellowing as he came inside Jen. His cock flooded her with his creamy slugger and he fell forward on top of her.

Jen felt his penis growing and as he came inside her, she had a second orgasm. A back coming ? XTC had never got a second one out of her in such a short metre. Her body quivered with it as she laid under him. and revealed in what this hunk had made her feel. He might be a tacky lunkhead but he certainly knew how to attain a woman palpate amazing.

After a few minute of arc Jeff realized he was laying on his champion's wife. He sat up and went to grab his clothes.

"Alright. Well that happened. But it can't happen again."

Jen just sat there and realized she cheated on Robert Adam, but in her mind she could never bury how Jeff made her spirit. She watched Jeff apparel and bequeath, grabbing the scotch on the way out, but parting of her knew that if he ever wanted her again she'd be will if she could get away with it.


Robert Adam and Audrey.

Five years ago

A couple age after her peccadillo Jen had moved past it. Jeff never returned to her bed, but she didn't brain. Adam still got her through the nighttime. Jen however gotten closer with Audrey. They became best friends She and Audrey became best friend, even though Audrey was older than her. She still liked having a woman to verbalise to about female things, of which she included her sex life.

Audrey listened to Jen talking about hug drug for the hundredth time. She often came over on female child Nox and Jen would find some reason to cite disco biscuit. While she wouldn't talking about their sex aliveness, she would hint and let it be know hug drug was a supporter.

Audrey would pass a shadowy things about her and Jeff. Jeff wasn't a bad lover, but after sixteen years they had found what body of work and rarely experimented. Jen would at least hint at her multi 60 minutes tenacious sessions and Audrey couldn't contend with that.

Audrey just listened to her and wished she could remember even a half hour long session. XTC. It was clear Adam was magnificent in bed and Jen was a favourable cleaning lady.

Audrey continued to reckon about it as the week went on. Jeff became a bit of an ass as he did and she knew he would eventually turn on the charm and Audrey would let him back into her bed, but while the hebdomad went on she kept thinking about the fact that Jeff would barely devote her time to cum, Adam on the other deal would be in her champion's bed and giving her hours of pleasance.

Adam, the clueless idiot, could go for hr, well perhaps there's something to his slow mind, if he can give up that kind of public presentation. Audrey had a desire to chance out, but she didn't have a clue how.


One day Jeff was out playing softball, Jen was hanging out with some other girlfriends for a bachelorette party. One that Audrey was sure she'd hear about the future day. Jen loved to gossip.

Audrey was watching television when X came knocking. She let him in and he looked around.

"Hey Audrey have you seen Jen ?"

Audrey watched Adam look around like a lost puppy and almost laugh but then she got an idea. She walked over to Adam.

"Hey Adam. Jen's out with her admirer, but she said we should cling out."

X perked up."Oh yeah ? That's not bad ! I was bored waiting for her. Is she getting home soon ?"

Audrey sighed."Don't concern about her, she had something else in mind for you tonight."

Audrey sat down on the couch and cristal sat down future to her looking excited.

"What did you have in mind ?"

"Jen said that she wanted me to be intimate how lucky she is, but she a minuscule afraid of how you'll hire it."

disco biscuit perked up."So she wants to go to Vega with you ?"

Audrey rolled her eyes."No I meant in bed. She's told me she's very blessed with you."

"Oh the sex tape… I can show you that, but Jen taped over it."

Audrey sighed again. She can't conceive how dumb XTC is. Jeff was a changeling, but Adam just didn't have brain, this had substantially be Worth it.

"No, XTC, she wanted me to try it out in soul. But she's a little ego conscious so she doesn't want you to refer it to her. Do you understand ?"

X nodded."I think I get it, can you give me a little more ?"

Audrey counted to ten to go along from belittling Adam."Listen Adam. Jen said you and I should bear sex one time, but she doesn't want you to mention it to her."

ecstasy smiled."I don't know but if Jen says ok, I should do it. So umm should we do it at my bedroom."

Audrey smiled."Just follow me and try not to mouth too often. Jen's rule."

Adam nodded again, he knew if Jen said something he should do it, that's what Jen always said. X followed Audrey to the bedchamber and watched her relocation. Audrey had a minor butt than Jen, but she still looked more elegant walking.

Audrey led the puppy to the bedroom and then removed her clothes. She hoped she wasn't making a misapprehension, but she had to do it what Adam would do. She stood in her bra and pantie and turned. XTC had already taken off his shirt and was working on his trouser, getting them off after a little struggle. He stood in his packer.

Audrey looked down at his boxers and for a second felt disappointed. Jeff was big but Audrey was expecting Adam to tip the exfoliation, instead he was packing what Audrey thought was smaller than average.

hug drug smiled and noticed how big Audrey's breasts were when compared to Jen's. They were at least a cup bigger, but he couldn't wait to try them out. He was always peculiar about how early women's breasts felt.

Audrey smiled at the way cristal looked at her, not just like she was the only alternative, but as she was a new experience. That lust and desire made Audrey palpate special for once. It would be gracious to try something new in the bedroom, even if he didn't bill up.

Audrey started to slip her bra off her shoulders and Adam stopped her and helped by undoing it and sliding it off himself. He then removed her panties, taking care to have her step out of them one foot at a time. It was a bit overnice than Jeff's grunts and movement. But Adam still had his boxers on.

"Lay down. If I'm going to show you how I take concern of Jen, you should get on your back."

Audrey nodded and laid down. Jeff would just pawed at her breasts as foreplay, X though had something else in mind. She laid down and felt Adam sliding her legs apart. Then his rim traced down her legs slowly kissing and moving towards her genitals.

Her fork ? She didn't retrieve the finale clip someone went down on her. Jeff focused on getting inside her, and that worked especially well, but this was different.

Adam knew he had to do his best, Jen wanted to show him off to her best friend. Audrey was sexy, but Adam had a desire to know what she tasted like. She seemed to be scared, that's how Jen was the foremost time, but he knew he'd have her feeling something else in a minute.

X's lip brushed Audrey's pussy slowly. Audrey let out a groan, this was different for her. She was enjoying herself.. Then Adam's finger touched her pussy and spread her brim. She felt a little coldness, before she felt a tongue feeling her pussy and poke, and rub it gently.

Audrey was shocked, just feeling his tongue was getting her hotter than she had been in years. This must be what Jen meant by foreplay. No grabbing or groping, but someone actually paying attending to her most sensitive sphere and what aid it was. Audrey squirmed, and moaned out again, this time as trashy as she dared.

"Ohhh, Adam."

Adam smiled, he knew Audrey was enjoying his workplace. He had learned the technique that could make charwoman moan geezerhood before Jen, but Jen honed his wiliness. While Jen couldn't come from his oral examination piece of work, he could spend hours tasting her and licking her, driving her crazy until she finally agreed to let him enter her.

Audrey tasted amazing to Robert Adam though, it was like a dissimilar wine, or whatever Jen went on about, all he knew is he liked tasting Audrey and he had no trouble licking her as lots as she wanted. He knew that Audrey will let him have his reward once she'd had her fill.

Audrey felt her trunk heaving. When she masturbated her body felt astonish, but Robert Adam had her spirit even better. Audrey grabbed Adam's promontory and pressed it into her crotch harder. The idea of using the cute boy toy turned her on. His glossa was a million time better than anything else she ever tried down there.

After ten minutes of study, Audrey's toes curled. They actually curled up, she didn't think that happened. Her body screamed for release. Audrey felt she could assume no to a greater extent and let loose, she screamed X's name louder than she thought she should. She didn't care, she just wanted more.

Audrey collapsed back on the bed, she felt sweaty, hot, and relaxed. But she was still horny. She wanted more, she knew it was greedy but after he had made her flavor that acquittance, all Audrey could guess about was another one. If the second orgasm was even close to the first one, she knew disco biscuit could drive her loony in just a poor time. But she had to have another. There was no way to say anything, her body was a commixture of bliss, and joy.

XTC had no early thought, Jen had never come, but he had been down there for a minuscule portion of the prison term he would make for on Jen, so he continued to lick and taste Audrey. There was a new taste in her body, one he found more sympathetic. He drank her sugariness nectar and then slither his knife into her pussy friction that raw area on top of the pussy, It was called the K point, or something, all he need to know is it drove women crazy.

Audrey grabbed Adam's head and pressed his head into her crotch again and moaned his name again as he worked on her. She had to take on, Jen was right, if zero else, ecstasy was an incredible devotee.

Adam continued to work on Audrey until she had a second orgasm, and as she laid back, she pushed the offspring man off her. She had enough. Audrey laid there in her bliss, amazed that somehow she had a second sexual climax, but it was almost as big as the firstly one. Both climax were bigger than anything she had felt in a ten.

Adam stood up and follow Audrey, since she pushed him away, it was clear it was fourth dimension for his good turn. He slide his packer down and got ready, waiting for her to tell him she needed his cock inside her pussy..

After relaxing for several minutes, Audrey looked up and saw Adam standing naked at the human foot of her bed. His rooster stood out, while it wasn't the biggest, it looked better than Jeff's thick cock, almost cute. Was there anything not adorable about Adam ?

Rather than think about that Audrey spoke up."Alright, I suppose it's your turn of events sailor. Get up here and have your way with me."

Adam climbed on top of Audrey and then tried to snog her lips, Audrey stopped him. Audrey didn't want to taste herself. She might have enjoyed his workplace, but there were terminal point to what she would do.

"Whoa. Umm no kissing, Jen's rules, But why don't you try these out. I'm sure you've not tried some this size in a while."

Audrey pressed her breasts up for Adam, and he looked down. Both chest looked enormous compared to Jen, and he sucked on her left breast. Audrey moaned out again. Something about how his mouth and tongue worked on her chest drove Audrey mad. As she Audrey moaned, Adam pressed his articulatio coxae forward arching his back. He slide his cock directly into Audrey's pussy.

"Oh god Adam… This is amazing. Please fall in it to me."

cristal chuckled as he licked the two large bosom. It never failed, an hour of oral and women were ready to go. Audrey's moaning was intoxicating. Also their willingness to feel him inside her, allowed him to go softheaded on her knocker. Adam loved boob, but he knew he had to bring in the right hand to suck her breasts.

Adam nibbled Audrey's tit, and then bit them. Audrey just let him go to town, her nipples were tender but X earned it. Her body was responding still, and if he lasted she might even get a third albeit smaller sexual climax out of it.

Audrey let Adam work on her kitty-cat driving his cock deeper and deeper into her. Her soundbox responded to every single move he made, even if she had two orgasms her penury for a man was still sky senior high school. This is exactly what she needed. Jen was a lucky cleaning lady, and Audrey was now too.

Audrey pulled XTC into her, squeezing him with her each jabbing as she moaned out. Once again she lost ascendency of her book, she needed to end one more meter. She realized she wasn't just moaning incoherently, she was saying Adam's name again, begging him to come.

Adam on his own was smiling, he was having sex with his hot neighbour. His sassing kissed her nipples as he felt his orgasm arriving. Her pleasure was now his, and he was ready to finish.

Adam came inside Audrey's consistency pressing himself cryptic into her, XTC called out Jen's gens. He then collapsed forward and rolled off of Audrey as he relaxed thinking about his new conquest.

Audrey noticed none of this, she was in her own world as her own orgasm racked her own body. trine. deuce-ace glorious orgasms, the go one might not rivaled the start two, but Audrey was happy. She understood why Jen bragged about Adam's science. He was incredible, while she had a small notion of guilty conscience, she knew Jeff wouldn't find out and Jen wouldn't either as long as no one ever asked Adam if he slept with her, he wouldn't say anything.

Audrey thought Jen was a golden gal if Adam did all of this to her at her command.


Jen and Audrey.

Two years ago

A couplet years later Audrey went to a lady friend's only company at a Jen's apartment. It was a company to betray sex toys by one of Jen's friends. The company had inebriant and a bar shaped like a phallus. In fact everyone got a little drink in ahead of time on and the party really got started with a few games.

During the evening a range of a function of sex toy were out on showing and the fille played a game to select the toy that was the same size as their married man. Audrey picked one that was eight in long, all the girls whistled and claimed she was lying. All the girls but Jen, she recognized the size of the phallus in Audrey's hands. When it was her turn, Jen chose a dildo the sizing of Adam, and various other girls picked out 1 bigger. Jen was disappointed, but she still remembered that Nox she had with Jeff, and the large rooster that had bludgeoned her.

Jen thought during the political party, realizing that every metre she masturbated since getting engaged, she ended up needing a shaft to sate her. Usually that was Adam's job and one of the reasons she was always set up to go. But when Adam was busy she would get hornier and steamy. However, one of those dildos on the table would take her just right. In fact she knew which dildo she wanted. The Lapp one that Audrey had held up, it was the size of toy she always imagined owning, at least since that nighttime.

Just before the company was over, Jen's Friend offered all the girls one final prospect to buy any toys they wanted. Audrey declined but when it was Jen's turn she grabbed the dildo she had her eye on and while sipping a spyglass of wine, she purchased the toy. She hoped Audrey that didn't observation, but her friend spied the transaction and was shocked when she realized Jen picked out the dildo she said was like her husband.

After the party concluded, Audrey assisted Jen in cleaning up, and they continued to drink wine, and talk. Both girls had queer floor about the Nox and they were giggling. Jen had left the bag with her purchase on the table in the middle of the room. Audrey kept eying the bag curiously. Audrey had never used a dildo before, so she wondered, how Jen would use it.

Jen noticed Audrey's looks, and wanted to know what her older ally would think if she knew what Jen was purchasing. They were close, and she talked about Robert Adam with her, but a dildo was private so Audrey's pastime was puzzling. Still the idea that Audrey knew about her dildo turned her on a piffling. It was a concealment that Jen didn't judgment Audrey knowing about for some reason. Perhaps it was the wine-colored, perhaps it was the entire sex party, but Jen was feeling good.

Audrey finally blurted out."What did you get Jen ?"

Jen just laughed and grabbed the bag and pulled out the dildo giggling."I was curious about this one. What do you intend I should name him ?"

Audrey was confused."Wait you name your dildo ?"

Jen laughed again."Oh come in on Audrey don't you name yours ?"

Audrey blushed.."Umm. I don't have one, I never used a toy before."

Jen got a little silent."Oh.. fountainhead this is the first dildo I owned, but I shared one with my college roomy, cake. She named hers Steven. This guy though doesn't expression like a Steven."

Audrey looked at the dildo in Jen's script."Yeah, how about a Damon ?"

Jen looked at the dildo a little dreamily."Mmm matt Damon, I love it. Come here Matt."She grabbed the toy and kissed him on the tip and then giggled like a schoolhouse girl.

Audrey stared at her Quaker in blow, her mouth opened. She had seen a few fair sex play with a dildo as a joke at the company, but Jen kissed the toy as if it was something more knowledgeable.

Jen smiled at her supporter."matte this is my Friend Audrey. Audrey say hello."

Audrey waved her friend away, she was drunk but not that drunk. Though the toy looked commodity, almost lifelike. Jen waved the dildo and egged her Friend on. Audrey finally gave in and dented forward kidding the dildo on the top also though more like a batch on the cheek.

The two girls giggled and poured themselves another glass, they talked while Jen held the dildo in her hands. Audrey watched the toy more than her friend. She wanted to know what Jen was planning for lustrelessness

Jen was talking about something about a hair's-breadth dresser.

Audrey blurted out."How do you use him ?"

Jen was confused."My hairdresser, you make an appointment with salon."

Audrey gestured to the dildo with her wine glass spilling it. Jen laughed and placed down her glass.

"Ok I think we've had too much wine-coloured, but this toy… Maybe I should show you how I used to play with Steven ?"

Audrey nodded, she was curious about the toy and the wine made her forget this was her ally. She wanted to see Matt Damon in use."Yes please. I want to see it."

Jen giggled and placed the toy on her table and removed her dress. She had been naked before her ally before. Jen even had a slight fling with her roommate, Patty in college. She removed her clothes and bloomers, and with a shrug she dropped her bra and step-in and posed for Audrey."What do you guess Audrey ?"

Audrey was shocked and then motioned with her hand, trying to avoid feeling awkward."Just get with it, Jen, I'm just here for a lesson."

Jen laughed, remembering her foremost lesson with her roommate. She positioned the dildo on the table near Audrey and then squatted to sit on it on the table. She made sure her legs were open so Audrey could see her entire body and Matt as she rubbed it on her pussy. The thought of doing this in presence of her champion though turned her on more than feeling the dildo on herself.

Audrey watched shocked. The fact Jen stripped without a thought shocked her though she realized she would have stripped with the way she was feeling. She was way beyond the total of wine-coloured she normally drank. She liked to be the sober one, but now here was her friend au naturel and sitting on a dildo in front of her.

Audrey always admired Jen's expression. She had to let in her smaller friend was beautiful. She may stimulate breasts that were a cup size humble, but Audrey thought they looked perfect tense on Jen's pocket-size consistency. Jen didn't have an ounce of fat on her body, and she even had a shaved vagina, and there was a strange butterfly tattoo near her pussy. Jen looked like a fashion model on one of Jeff's movies which the couple watched to get in the mood. Then again Audrey and Jeff never watched the film for more than five minutes.

Jen reacted More than she thought she would, her hands ran down her soundbox and she blushed as she pressed down on the dildo, the fountainhead of it entered her, and she was surprised at how wet she was. She blushed more as she pressed down on the dildo. She felt that half of the dildo was already in her, and she loved the feeling. The dildo was amazing, but the way Audrey watched her though drove her nutcase. In fact she wanted to do more. However, this was a"moral ”, she didn't want to gamble scaring her friend.

Jen let out a husky whisper."Feel gratuitous to expect stuffy Audrey. Oh god, I don't nous you looking."

Audrey nodded and bent on forward slowly, she didn't want to be so eager. Her ally looked like she was a quarter of the way down the shaft. She watched her body respond as she slipped down it. She didn't want to get too close but her body kept inching close to see it up close. Somewhere in her mind she realized she didn't want to just seem.

Jen watched Audrey inch finisher. She didn't want to scare away her protagonist, but being watch turned her on so a great deal. She slide down the dildo more and more and then pulled off of it, feeling it rub against her entire vagina. Jen was getting off being filled, but being keep an eye on drove her mad. She would tie up go and have him watch her masturbate sometimes just to get her hot. Audrey's header was almost a foot from her now, and that was getting her even hotter. Jen suggested something more.

"You know, the best way to memorise about this is to feel. If you want to touch anything, you don't have to ask, just rub, touch, kiss, I won't say anything."

Audrey panted. Watching Jen riding the toy had turned her on. The vino had loosened her up. The sex political party put her in a well modality. Everything together working on her though and that was the entirely reasonableness she agreed and reached out rubbing Jen's second joint. She had never had a gay woman experience, and this wasn't one ? They were just playing with a dildo right ?

Audrey's work force moved closer to her friend's kitty-cat, and that big dildo, finally she reached it and put her script on her friend's body. She knew how to pleasure herself, so she tried what she knew worked. She rubbed at the top of her admirer's puss where her friend's clit should be. Audrey looked up and watched the young female child bouncing on the dildo that was the sizing of her hubby and she loved watching it.

Jen was moaning out and the fact she was now being touched drives her crazy, she moaned out and thrust her pelvis while riding the dildo. Her friend was pressing her right in her special home. Jen thought back to her first clip with a woman where she was the one watching, and now she had her champion in the Lapplander position. She almost screamed as she jerked and gushed. Jen's body got expectant, and she knew she had to get off of the dildo.

As Jen stood up, Audrey sat back. Jen lost her footing through and fell forward onto ally and landed on her lap. Jen giggled and gave her friend a kiss. She was glowing from her orgasm and then kissed her again.

Audrey was shocked. Rubbing her friend's body was far, but now her lips were pressed against her friends, , as her friend sat in Audrey's lap naked. Perhaps she had also drank too a great deal, but she kissed back and laughed at the thought of the whole situation.

"Now it's your turn"Jen stated as she rolled off her champion onto the couch."mat's asking for you."

Audrey blushed."No. It's ok, thanks Jen but.. I'm good."

Jen laughed."Come on, you got a appearance, now it's your number to feel how good he is. I'm already naked, and trust me.. you'll never feel better."

Audrey sighed and looked at the toy glistening with her friends'juices on it. She wanted to feel it, she felt a need to sleep with how it'd feel.

Jen watched her Friend."How about you take off your dress ?"

Audrey nodded, distracted by the dildo, she slide her dress off of her and stared at it. Jeff was a estimable lover, but Audrey rarely was in control condition, she almost never was on top during sex. Without thinking about it, Audrey removed her bra and slue her panties down. As she bent over to pace out of them, her lips were next to the dildo, she could sense sex as she did her lips were succeeding to the dildo when she bent over. She let her lips brush the tip and enjoyed the flimsy gustatory modality she got and the raunchiness of the kiss.

Jen watched realizing the idea of using a dildo was driving her friend she sat on the couch and recovered. She saw Audrey kissing the dildo and wondered if her friend would take care her musky olfactory property. Audrey's chemical reaction told Jen that Audrey didn't mind her tasting at all, Jen wondered if she'd be willing to try it from the source..

Audrey turned to her friend, seeing where she sat she turned to face her, and tried to sit back on the dildo, the first endeavour though made the dildo motility, and Audrey giggled.

"Oh red cent, this is laborious than I thought"Audrey tried to proceed her body, but the dildo slipped again.

"Don't worry, that's what happens after it's been.. used. Let me help."

Before Audrey could respond Jen was in nominal head of her sitting where Audrey sat before to watch. She felt one of Jen's helping hand on her thigh and saw another reach under and prompt the dildo back under her.

"Just sit down slowly, let me guide matt in. He's excited."

Audrey nodded and let her friend do what she wanted, she didn't want to make a tantrum. As she sat though she felt the tumid priapic enter her and she was surprise when she moaned out.

"Oh Jen, that's ... Oh god that's nice."

Audrey stopped and then slid down the dildo a little as she sat more, she realized by sitting she was displaying her consistency for her ally but the dildo felt puzzle inside her and all she wanted to do was let it fill her and moan.

Jen sat back and watched, she watched her champion enjoy the dildo and watched. She was passing on two closed book, how a dildo felt, and how wonderful it felt to be watched during playing with a dildo, she wondered if she should try to add one Thomas More small-arm of the howling puzzle.

Audrey was in her whole macrocosm, she seemed to get the idea of riding the dildo with little help, the table was a little lowly than she imagined but all those diddly-shit and lunges in the gym were paying off as she moved her body up and down the dildo as she wanted. No, as she needed.

Jen looked at Audrey, she always admired the older woman's dead body, she might stimulate a little weight, but most of it was in her breasts. She imagined what it would experience like to caress those globes. She slowly leaned forward as if she was looking at her champion's pussy. Jen knew what it looked like, but she wanted to know how close she could get to her friend.

Audrey bounced and looked down, a little shocked as she saw her friend moving towards her. character of her didn't want her friend to get close to her, but another region wanted to ask Jen to come to her consistency. She had never been with a fair sex, and aside from Jeff's suggestions for trio, she didn't think about it. Jen was a close friend though, if she ever did desire to try anything, Jen wouldn't be the last person to total to bear in mind and she wanted to try it today.

Jen got closer and after realizing Audrey saw her and wouldn't stop her, she moved her lips forward and kissed her friend's genitals aiming for her clit. Her lips met her friend's and for a back the sure-enough woman stopped, but when Jen rubbed her protagonist's pussy with her lingua, her ally jerked.

"Oh god, Jen."

"Mmm, yes Audrey ?"She didn't move back, but she took her tongue off her friend for a moment.

"support doing that, it feels so right."

"You know, there's one feature film of this dildo we haven't used ?"

Jen smiled, hoping Audrey didn't see how well-chosen the melodic theme made her, her lips found her clit again as Audrey bounced on the dildo, she then parted her lip and licked her friend's clit again.

"What's that ? It feels so upright as it is."

Jen reached down to its base and twisted the spear, the entire dildo started to vibrate in her friend's pussy, she didn't want to scare her friend before, but now that she was enjoying riding it, Jen knew her friend would have a go at it this.

Audrey loved it. The tongue on her clit, her friend watching her, and the way the toy pulsed inside her was driving her crazy. She almost screamed out, then after a few arcsecond she screamed. Audrey called Jen's gens and grabbed her friend's foreland pressing it forward into her genitalia. She recognized that she had done this with Jen's fellow and that thought drove her crazier.

Audrey moaned out, she was aflutter when she started, but now the thought of her supporter down there and the giant dildo sticking out of her made her forget her restiveness. The whole thought was so crazy she feltl her body responding like never before. In fact this wasn't like with Jeff, the way Jen was playing with her made her need to come.

Jen smiled and saw her booster tense up, she had teased her friend now she knew she needed that technique her roommate taught her. She covered her friends clit again and released ‘ the tongue twister ’.

Audrey screamed out again as her consistency exploded with esthesis. Audrey had never used a dildo, so when she came she back, she almost sat down on the dildo.

Jen noticed her friend was sinking down and realized she would bone the unharmed dildo into her unless Jen stopped her. Jen sprung up and tried to trip up her Friend, but as her arms wrapped around Audrey, the dildo Audrey was sitting on slipped. Instead Audrey and Jen fell backwards onto the table in each other's sleeve and the dildo slipped out of Audrey's pussy. The two cleaning woman giggled again and Audrey kissed Jen in a way she had only kissed her husband.

"Thank you, that was incredible."Audrey sighed as she laid back.

"You are very welcome. If you'd like you could ‘ accidentally'take the dildo back to your place, and when you come back and return it, I could shew you more ways to use him, or even get you one of your own."

Audrey laughed."I'd like that. I think I need some very special attention from Matt Damon."

Jen laughed at that."And he'd love to generate you it, the gracious thing is Matt Damon never gets tired, but first I want to say skillful bye, for a little bit."

Jen picked up the dildo and winked at Audrey as she slide the dildo down her throat tasting her and her friend's succus.

Audrey just smiled at Jen knowing that when she comes back she would have to try that out herself. She hoped that wasn't the only if matter the Edward Young little girl could teach her.


Returning to the diner.

The Present

The four friends sat at the table, thinking back to their secrets. No one talked for a few minutes. Jeff had crammed a morsel of his sandwich into his oral cavity and chewed. Audrey and Jen looked at each other. Audrey would normally roll her eyes at what Russell had said, but instead she licked her back talk and then grabbed her sandwich hoping no one but she hoped Jen would know what she was thinking. Adam just smiled and thought about nothing, his normal spirit.

The End