I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in here laborer. Just stick outside, please. ``

Please ? he-goat never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not sure what to do. We could listen billy goat muttering something but it made no sentience.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a crash. Billy is our Quaker. So in the three of us went.

Oh diddlysquat. Do n't express joy, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breathing time, ineffectual to cease shrieking with laughter.

billy goat lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry billy club, really bad man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to unlace Billy from the chair. That must have been the crash, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is iniquity. ``

And we all really meant it, even if Billy did n't believe us because it might be heavy to take us grievous when we could n't finish snickering while we said it.

truncheon had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the flooring but none of it was on billy club any More. And we had to stop looking at him because every sentence one of us did it ruined any attempt to take it seriously, because billystick 's balls were purpleness, I mean hopeful purpleness but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's dick looked like a barber pole, red and white stripes from the theme to the tip and the tip was bright red and his stopcock was all soused because of some ringing at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na vote out those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her babe and cut them up in little pieces and kill them. ``

Oh shit, Nadine and her Sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish Billy had taken our advice and left township after the divorce. For almost a year now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his motortruck, he put crappy Pisces in her car and house. She broke his windowpane, he poured thirty gallon of sewerage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. nightstick could be seriously meanspirited if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's rummy daddy went after Billy when they were in the eighth ground level. He was a big man, and a entail drunk. He must have outweighed Billy by fifty dollar bill pounds. Billy took a lump of 2x4 and broke his human knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his glossa. Nadine 's pa left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in love.

billy goat is a trade good mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school school billy married Nadine and went to act upon. nightstick worked heavy to cave in Nadine anything she wanted and after their petty girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the job started. he-goat was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to billystick he told her he had to work for her and the infant. Nadine was too offspring to understand that baton was building their futurity. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance hall with her sister. bother was, Cheryl was a class older and unmarried and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some former man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his married woman was n't rest home. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. billy goat drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain untimely. billy goat saw some guy dancing with his wife, his paw all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a bingle word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to arrest but he got in his truck and drove off. He did n't come in home for three Day and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for piece of work. He did n't fall home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a pair of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. billy goat came home one night and Nadine and the child were gone. billy club never said a matter, just got up and went to work, seven years a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorcement, claiming Billy confide adultery. She had a newspaper signed by some adult female saying she and baton had been screwing for four month. nightstick said nothing and did goose egg so when it went to the jurist. He read all the papers, looked at nightstick and asked `` Any of this shit confessedly he-goat ? ''. Billy took fear of the judges auto and the justice liked him. Billy just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no trial impression and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

truncheon ended up with nothing, except work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that billy goat ruined their life history together. She started it. Every time she did something to make billystick angry he just waited a patch and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his skillful to appease out of their small war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and truncheon just said nothing.

But now he-goat was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little scar. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to bustle about on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girls they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But zip happened. truncheon went back to work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to bruise Billy he was going to burn their house down with them in it. Since billystick 's uncle was meanspirited than billy club they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a week now. On Sunday he would get in his hand truck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a couple of times but you ca n't catch billystick 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her baby Saturday night at the dance residence hall and on Lord's Day she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would get a new man and go away for days at a metre. The sheriff did talk to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. in force affair the baby girl was at granny 's mansion. We all wondered if billy club had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to arrest worrying because Billy was a thoroughly boy.

Sunday dayspring came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little organized religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might declare a hundred or so and it was just manifestly packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the social movement pew, just sitting there all pipe down. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher man had the openhanded grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor wife had twins in Christian church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the newspaper publisher about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a one hundred bucks to signalise it. After she had her say she left but she did distinguish billy goat she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl variety of moan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sorting of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in Christian church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sorting of slumped over. Doc went right up to correspond up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonderment they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a feel. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their chick, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a thoroughly job and it would ingest some tool to get them loose. While he was talking both young lady started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about Lunaria annua and faith and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't figure out how to talk to each other they should find oneself someone who can help. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could witness some tools and cut the lady friend loose.

billy goat had been standing at the binding of the church all this time, as usual saying nothing. As folks were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching truncheon 's face. Closest affair I 've seen to a grin on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and repel away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's firm later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billystick 's grannie star sign with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's home. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sunday to track down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her differentiate the judge the accuracy. He took Nadine and got the Truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could accept all three of the woman in jail if that 's what he wanted. billystick said no to that and told the evaluator what he was going to do and the jurist told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in Christian church. Nadine turned six more shadiness of red and said Billy bought some variety of electronic bell and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and bellow. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't desire him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told truncheon the Bharat ink the young woman used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the word got out about baton 's barber terminal rooster and promising purple balls a lot of fille in the county kept billy goat too busy to shape more than than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any more than but Tom is material careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little female child is a really cutie. billy goat comes over a lot to visit his grandma and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers girl. She 's a trade good adult female and loose going. Last night she did say she found out where nightstick got those buzzers .... oh my .