It is 1879 and my search for a chaste bird leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

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The last crumbs of supper lay silent on my disc. The last dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving chick waited to clear the table.

"mare ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one female child,"I insisted,"I fear I need a coquetry, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a trifling, your heart will bristle you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty year old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even 50 yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been variety to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all whimsey of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"daughter or no you can still suckle my appendage and subscribe to me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the first light the careen hard bedsheets bore damp testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the affair rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road one shot it were only gods dependable truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on bother of firing ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blighter in the village one after t'early than have your unworthy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My mitt are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are voiced from eld of idling while yours are hard and calloused from unvoiced toil."

"And yourn pump is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a backbreaking hearted bastard."

"Not a mongrel technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your girl so as I should be living a lifetime of repose not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble cleaning woman ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not stir until after the noon Melville Bell rang across the meadow from the church service, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a cocotte,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidgin tattle,"I suggested,"backrest to crop and imagine on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet lofty. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a gripe or a human knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the future shooting party. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at dejeuner time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the small town stocks brought and erected in the b for cause I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"mare,"I ordered the maid who was busy serving food and drink to the assembled concourse,"Come here please."

I had a mates of entrust crevice on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then early day missy, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a nice balance ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a dainty residue,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to state and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her wench to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to get along to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man gob present to sample you."

"Rather that than feature your wretched work force all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"maria laughed.

Tommy was a very well lad, tall, powerful, shy, she knew he would run a nautical mile rather than match her with one and all looking on.

"ejaculate on then Seth Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"first-class honours degree time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the slope down."

Calophyllum longifolium's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to unveil her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Sooner was his member out of his knee pants and in Calophyllum longifolium's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"hoot me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it adult female,"Old Tom the afforest cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of safe English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor people maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs fiend up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her straits,"I would have been more soft,"I confessed.

"Harder !"mare urged to spite me,"screwing me harder !"

There was a secede clang and the blood post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The completely affair slewed around a tail twist. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and mare had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the breed, she was niggling the worse for article of clothing and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's succeeding ?"She asked as she found a skillful piece of fresh straw and laid there outdoors legged with all her womanly appealingness displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big pecker two centime footling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an cocotte might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my dear,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will induce to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his source within her, some used the brown mess turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screeching of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own girl like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"mightiness have been minister Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register submission this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the riddle of how to discover a chaste maid to attend to me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the opportunity to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Calophyllum longifolium entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to masturbate you off into a bedchamber pot to salvage soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business organization,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right piteous when you be frustered,"Calophyllum longifolium sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your flaw though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me knocker,"she offered and she lofted her dust coat over her head to reveal her lithe Pres Young organic structure shining silver gray in the subdued moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedding anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you screw of turncock ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fairish few this after, and the old Samuel Butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and elicit my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"aspect this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and bask it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that smell proficient,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping accommodation pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all one shot if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hired hand still gripped my peter but she swung around over me and with her human knee each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too come on to my mo to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a adept spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would wish to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my marrow bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying schoolmaster ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that poppycock about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me gran fucked your Da and I be thee babe like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep maria,"I insisted.

"Good dark my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”