can Timberland stretched his six fundament consistence out as he climbed out of his car. Rubbing his blue heart he shook his point at the scene before him. several people were shouting at the desk clerk at the front door. Walking up the poor man looked at John with a pleading looking at.

'' What are you going to do about this ? '' A cleaning woman was almost screaming at the man.

'' I apologize ma'am, we are doing all we can to remedy the place, '' the clerk was saying.

'' therapeutic ? ! remedy ! ! ! ? No, I want this done NOW not when you are gear up ! '' The woman shouted raising the loudness of her voice.

'' I 'm pitiful ma'am, as I said we are doing all we can ... '' started the clerk.

'' Well you should be doing a netherworld of a lot more ! I demand a way now ! I paid well in advance and I want the way I requested ! '' The woman went on.

John the Divine walked up a moment later, `` if you wish, the hostelry can emerge you a full refund. ''

The char turned and looked John up and down. He could almost finger her leer at him. `` I do n't see how it is any byplay of yours a lowly bus boy ! '' Turning back to the clerk the woman stated, `` I wish to see the possessor NOW ! Then perhaps after I have your job, then I can have this business taken tending of. Where is he ? I demand to see him now ! ''

The clerk turned red present toward John another pleading and embarrassed look on his facial expression. Straightening up the shop clerk said, `` I am sorry Mr. forest. They have been here all sunrise. ''

This clock time it was the cleaning lady 's turning to be red faced and embarrassed. `` You are John Timberland ? Then I apologize to ... ''

St. John 's side went from a grin to a frown, `` as I said the lodge will repay your depositary and transportation will be provided OUT of here. This type of behavior is n't tolerated here. '' Holding up his hand to hush the galvanize woman, John the Evangelist continued. `` This is a retreat not your own personal torture chamber. Now then I suggest that you leave of your own will before I have you forcefully removed ! ''

Sputtering, the womanhood spat out, `` Well I never ! ''

'' No, and you wo n't not while I am the owner here ! Ah ! I see your drive is here. Now if the rest of you feel the same as ... this one. '' lav said indicating the womanhood. `` Then you can also leave with her. '' John pointed to the bus that had pulled up, a look of disdain on his face.

Turning in a miff the adult female stormed toward the bus. `` This is n't over whoremaster Timberland ! ''

'' Oh but I think it is ! By the way do n't come back you hear ! '' bathroom called to her retreating back.

Most of those that were with the woman were right behind her. Almost all of them huffing and sneering as they turned their backbone.

The clerk walked up beside John, `` thank you sir, I was n't certain I could hold out much thirster ! ''

'' I 'm just glad I got here in time to bring through you an embarrassing situation. You did very well Phil, considering. '' John told him as he clapped the man on the shoulder.

The shop clerk nodded as lav walked on into the lodge. An hour later John was out on the gradient checking that they were going as he expected them to. `` Everything 's as you wanted it sir. '' John the Divine 's ski area maintenance chief reported.

'' Good, if all goes well we should get another few inches of pulverization tonight. I want the work party to recheck all their equipment before they groom the incline tomorrow. '' John advised the man.

'' Yes sir, I 'll take in them commence flop away ! '' With that the man moved off with respective of his crew.

John just shook his mind as he look at several of the runs. Still a little upset, King John decided to take one of the Black person runs to blow off steam. Starting down the pitcher's mound whoremonger did n't point out the swarm that were rapidly moving in. Almost half way down there was a sudden gonorrhoea of hell dust near the top of the hill. Feeling the impending avalanche behind him, Saint John started to race faster down the course of study.

turd King John thought he was too far from the turns and hind end to make it. Looking at the nearby mountain side, John saw the cave almost too tardy to discontinue. Activating his avalanche lighthouse he headed into the cave. Barely two fundament inside whoremaster snapped on his flashlight as the avalanche covered the possibility of the cave. Looking around John sighed would n't do to survive an avalanche and then get mauled by a dormant bear.

Taking the beacon off he left it near the covered mouth of the cave then went to explore. Further in John was surprised when the cave not only opened up into a huge cavern but there was Sir Thomas More than sufficient high temperature. Breathing a sigh of substitute John saw no signs of bears, but better to be safe than sorry.

Walking around John noticed that the further he went into the cave the warmer it got. Rounding what appeared to be a huge outcropping of rock music John stopped his mouthpiece agape. There in front of him was another opening ! The strange thing was there was lovesome air coming though into the cave, what was going on ?

Advancing further lav tentatively approached the hatchway. A small male 's head popped in for a moment then was gone. `` He 's finally here ! '' bathroom thought he heard a male 's phonation say. Were they talking about him, John thought ?

Suddenly three brusk females walked into the cave through the opening. `` how-do-you-do sir. '' The honest-to-god appearing of the three said. `` We have been waiting for you for a very long meter, sir. '' She said her light brown pilus gently lying to the English of her face. `` I am Triance. These are my sis Frila, and Miadas. '' All three bowed to him. `` Please occur, for sure we have a home prepared for you. It has been for some time. ''

John could only gaze opened sassing at the three myopic females. They were n't children ; that was obvious, but what they were he could n't say. They all took his hired hand and gently led him out into the sun. Wait ! Sunlight ? Warmth ? What in the world was going on ? `` I 'm no-count I seem to have been hurt far worse than I thought. I should wake up in a few bit. '' John said as he suddenly stopped seeing the little town not twenty human foot away.

The younger two females started to giggle. They quickly quieted when the one called Triance gave them a stern expression. `` I know it 's a lot to take away in sir. Torran will explain as soon as we have you settled. ``

St. John could only nod as he was led to a central building heavy than the rest. Once inside the new two left as Triance stood aside and waited. A few import later a small male person about three and a half fundament tall entered the room. `` Ah ! Finally you are here sir ! We have been waiting for you a very foresightful time. Now I know you have a ten thousand of questions, I am here to reply all that you have. ''

John again could only nod though a million questions were going through his head not a single one would leave his sass. `` I ... '' St. John started then stopped really unsure of what to say let alone ask.

Sighing Torran started for John. `` Yes sir, we are what your kind would squall hob. Though recently in your time our distant relatives the Quendi have been depicted. They are very tall and try to not connect with your form. ''

'' gremlin ? Uh huh. You really expect me to think you ? '' A throw John Lackland said.

'' I apologize sir ; I know it is a lot to take in. You will have time to gain all the cognition you need. '' Here the one called Torran smiled. `` It was foretold that you would be difficult and grandiloquent. I am sorry to say that you are rather painful to look at also. I do not mean to affront you sir but you are the first we have ever seen in person. Your kind is extremely ugly to us ; again I apologize as I said we mean no discourtesy. ''

'' Ugly ? '' A startled John stated. `` Here I thought I was rather handsome. That might explain why I have n't had a date in so long. '' John said as he scratched his forefront.

'' Oh no sir ! It is just to us that you are that way ! I am trusted that in your time to your form you are quite prominent. '' A slightly red faced Torran said.

'' Alright, '' lavatory said finally starting to get a handgrip on affair. `` You said you have been waiting for me for a long time. May I ask why ? ''

'' Sir, you can ask anything that you wish. Nothing is denied to you, it was foretold ages ago that one of your sort would come out. They would go in the rift at a sentence of personal hazard, bringing with them a knowledge that we need. The one of your sort would be alone and hurt, though not physically. They would stimulate a great dear of all tiddler but none of their own. '' Torran said.

Crap Gospel According to John thought they were right on every business relationship so far. `` What else was foretold ? ''

Here Torran smiled widely though not sure it just felt so justly and satisfying to answer this human's questions. `` The human being would be a great leader but would need time to mend his heart. He would be middling but firm just who we need to lead us. ''

'' Lead you ? Are you an army ? Are you planning to assault someone ? '' A worried John asked causing an appalling look to come out on Torran 's face.

'' Oh no sir ! '' Torran said, causing John to breathe out a sigh of alleviation that made Torran 's aspect light up even more. `` You really are as the Hagiographa said ! '' Here Torran bowed to privy as did Triance.

'' Please ! I am not a god or a king, I feel very uncomfortable when you do that ! '' Again Torran 's eyes went wide as did Triance 's.

'' You really are the one ! '' Triance whispered as she stared at John the Evangelist. `` Praise be to the Almighty ! ''

lavatory looked at her with a confound look. `` Torran what am I to moderate you to or for ? What do you and your kind do here ? ''

Almost bowing again Torran stopped and said, `` We are builders and makers. We are here to help you as we have been for a very long time. ''

'' Yes but ... wait ! You said my prison term ? What year is it here ? '' John the Divine asked.

'' class ? '' Torran asked. Looking at Triance they both started to utter in a unusual lyric. St. John shook his read/write head it was almost as if they were speaking every language at once but none of them at the same prison term. A moment later Torran 's middle lit up. `` Ah ! I see now. Sir, here there is no year. You might say that you are outside your concept of prison term. Later we will show you how to access all times. ''

'' All times ? Just how long have you been here ? '' A startled John the Evangelist asked.

'' I believe, '' here Torran started talking to Triance in the unknown oral communication again though this time John could actually understand a little of it. `` It was about your year 4000 B.C. ? Yes that sounds about aright. ''

John sat with a clunk in the nearest chairperson. This was impossible ! They were immortal ? `` You never age. Then I will be gone and you will still be here alone again. '' A worried john said.

'' Oh no sir, when you entered the rift, you might say time has all but stopped for you. Though we have been here for six thousand and XVI of your old age we have aged maybe 16 years. As far as we have figured one day here is one year of your sentence. '' Torran happily explained.

John Lackland 's mouth was hanging agape again as all he could do was stare at the two elves. fountainhead he thought if that is what they wanted to be called so be it.

'' Yes sir, we would like it if you did touch to us as that full term. `` A now broadly smiling Triance said.

'' Did you just read my thoughts ? '' An astounded privy asked.

'' No sir, '' she replied. `` You were projecting your thoughts outwardly rather loudly also. ''

'' I apologize for that, I did n't mean to do you distress, '' John told a suddenly gasping Triance.

'' No human has ever apologized to one of our variety ! Thank you sir ! It is an honor to know one as kind as you ! '' A startled Triance said. Looking over to Torran Saint John the Apostle could see that he also had a startled tone on his human face.

Yawning John was suddenly feeling tired. `` Is there somewhere I can lay down ? I think I over did it today. ''

'' Sir ? I am so dark I forgot to tell you ! This building is yours ! Everything in it, this is your home now. '' Triance said a vex look on her face.

'' It 's okay Triance ; we all make fault at times. Please do n't worry ok ? '' A smiling John told the worried elfin char.

'' You do not wish to penalise me ? To take advantage of me ? Your kind has done this in the past. '' Triance revealed to trick.

A shocked John the Evangelist shook his drumhead. `` That will not hap ! I have so much to thank all of you for. I could never do something so deplorable ! You are a get married woman besides that alone makes it a horrible criminal offence to me. ''

'' Married ? '' A confused Triance stated. `` I do not see that word. '' Again she and Torran conversed in that foreign language though this metre John was catching every thirdly word. `` You mean my mate ! Yes sir, thank you, we have never met one of your kind that felt that, then again we have n't seen one of your variety in many days. ``

'' You 're very welcome, though I am starting to watch on to a not bad many things ; I am still confused as to what I am doing here. I mean I do n't find peculiar ; I am just a regular guy. Lonely as you stated but a even one none the to a lesser extent. '' John told both of them.

A shocked Triance and Torran looked at each other with startle looking and conversed again. `` What does han imply that han is just a regelmessig guy ? '' Triance asked.

'' I believe that han is what is known as ydmyk. I ... '' Torran was starting.

'' You know it is n't nice to talk about someone when they are sitting in the Sami room. '' privy said. Both of the elfin citizenry turned to stare at King John both of their mouths hanging out-of-doors. `` shite what have I done wrong now ? '' John asked.

'' zero amiss ! You ... you were speaking Alfheim ! By the not bad Lord ! It has already started ! You do not have all of it but you understand and speak more of it than not ! '' Torran said his eyes wide-cut in stupor and surprise. `` Snakke læring the more you hear the more you lære ! '' A now trembling Torran said.

'' Uh huh. What do you entail it has already started ? '' John asked of Torran.

'' As we told you sir. '' Triance stated. `` You are the leader we have been waiting for, the one that will dedicate us back a sense of being and purpose. I am sorry sir but it is intemperate not to bue to you ! ''

'' I still do n't have all the words yet but I am getting almost all of them. '' John related to Triance.

'' Yes sir, it should n't be long now. '' Triance said.

John told them he was going to catch some Z's a bit. Both nodded and left quietly looking at each early. ‘ I 'm still unsure what all this is,'John thought as he laid down and was out a few moments later. What he thought was hours later King John awoke feeling a lot better. Getting up he found a change of clothes. These were more like those
that the extremely low frequency wore all lifelike fiber he thought. Looking closer John could almost swear that the clothes were made from plant life !

Stepping outside there were respective gasp. St. John the Apostle looked around seeing Thomas More elves working outside the edifice around the one he was in. Sitting on a bench in front of the building, John shook his straits. He still was confused as to what he was doing here, plus what he was to lead these pixy ... Suddenly a thought hit him, NO ! There was no way ! Going back inside several of those outside waved to him as he went in.

look into the mirror in the building he noticed that he had a full growth of a beard. He 'd thought that he had a beard and now, here it was ? Since when did he throw any type of telekinetic ability ? Shaking his head again, he hesitated a moment, and then thought, ‘ no time like the present to try.'Concentrating Saint John the Apostle thought, < Torran ? Triance ? Could you both come here please ? Also could you impart your mates with you as I will stimulate motive of you both for a time. I am afraid it will convey you away from your mates. I wish to apologize to them for that. >

Less than a minute later john heard in his foreland, < We are both on our way sir ! Thank good you have discovered the call up talk ! > King John nodded as he waited for them to arrive.

A few moments later both Triance and Torran walked into his building. `` We are here sir. '' They both stated. John started to bet outside around his building then came back in to feel a confused pair of Elves.

'' What seems to be the trouble sir ? '' Torran asked.

'' I asked you to take your mates ; at least I thought you both had mates. '' A interest John stated.

Both of them started to smile, `` I am sorry sir, '' Triance started. `` We are mates, you seemed to be tired and stressed when you first arrive. I apologize for not advising you sooner. ''

can 's face broke into a huge grinning, `` Ah just ! Here I thought I 'd be taking you away from your mates. I was going to apologize to them for taking so lots of your fourth dimension from them. ''

Again both of their back talk dropped exposed, as there were several pant from the door. `` He really is that vei ? ''

'' Yes, '' replied Torran, `` he also has the lecture encyclopaedism as well as the thought talk. ''

There were more gasp as bathroom heard respective say that it was a grace that he could almost mouth and lecture in Alfheim.

'' I still have interrogation Torran, though I believe that I know what I am to do with all of you and your abilities. Much of what I have seen and heard so far falls into the category of a legend that is common in my time. I 'm not indisputable if you and your hoi polloi have ever heard of Santa Claus Claus ? '' toilet said as he looked at all those that were within his heap.

A here and now later a very old looking elf soul walked in the door as there was a still as the senior approached Saint John. `` hello sir, '' came the strong interpreter of the elder.

'' Hello to you also sir. '' John said drawing several more startled pant from all those that were demonstrate.
Nodding the senior elf took John 's hand and led him out into the area in front of the edifice. Suddenly there were other eleven elder extremely low frequency that appeared all nodding to the one that was with John.

Releasing John 's hand the senior walked to the others and talked to the others a few minutes. Then the entire group of twelve turned toward John, `` We have waited a very longsighted time in your existence 's years. Many thought that you would never seem but at last you are here. For so long we have been without guidance or commission. With you we hope that now we will hold both. ''

'' I thank you also ; before I came here I had no phratry. Sadly they have all passed leaving an void within me. I will do the best that I can, '' here St. John turned toward the others. `` I will do all I can for all of us. '' Turning back to the twelve elders whoremonger bowed to them drawing an even larger plurality of gasps.

'' We thank you sir but you are in motivation yourself. This was anticipated many class ago. There is only one out there that can go into here with you. She is much like you, she has been hurt greatly. She needs the love that only you can leave. Sadly you will have to find her and fetch her here. You are the only one that can bring her here. '' The elderberry bush told trick.

Nodding John thought back to all the matter that he 'd get word about Santa. All the legends that were out there about the man and where he was from. Never in his wildest dreams had he thought it might be him. The fact that he had almost all the fourth dimension he needed was another expectant aspect of this also. < Do I experience magic ? > can asked.

< Of trend, though at present it is weak it will soon acquire to where you need it to, > the point elderberry bush thought to John the Evangelist.

< Good I want to start as soon as I can, this feeling so right. For the kickoff time in my life I feel like I will finally make a difference in this world. > John thought to the elderberry bush.

< Oh, you will do far more than make a difference to this humanity. You will convey a joy and happiness that will be unparalleled. We are lofty that we will be afforded the probability to facilitate you sir. Kriss Kringle, > the elder said with a smile.

'' Thank you, all of you, soon we can start. '' John said as those assembled cheered .