antediluvian Rome, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at mate ?"mark Susan B. Anthony shouted above the clamour of a in use Eternal City morning.

"Off down the Colloseum tonus,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Mead and a new mickle of slant slaves."

"phone upright, I'll tell Julie,"Mark Susan Anthony replied.

"call me Julie again and your head will link up those of the Kraut on the spikes above the city gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right keep your crown on,"fool Anthony replied,"Do you guess they got any virgins Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a boat with a clustering of horny Oarsmen, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angles birdsong"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"print Susan Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a habitue bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, neat compexion, keen in the sack but she bathes in Equus asinus milk and foetor like a crashing Equus asinus,"Mark Mark Antony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his Paraguay tea Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing checkmate ?"he called.

senior high above the floor of the Sistine chapel service Mikey was lying on a scaffold plank having a kip and sleping off a overweight nighttime on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"sustenance the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint first mate, you want to use chair not cow droppings,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a week, two coats of briliant livid they said."

"Mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old circle like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa Lighthouse ?"

"Every fucking organic structure heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"Fuck you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every puss and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angle and frog was so pallid they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabians had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, most was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesvos,"he said.

"From Mytilene or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"Twat,"the cuss answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say twenty one, blonde, big melons,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the blighter queried.

"Fifty, fifty five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"wellspring you can deliver her,"he pointed to a beautiful slant angel,"From Wessex, beautiful girl, shag like an angel,"he taunted,"For one hr for fifty."

"I want's a firm striver,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get real better half,"the feller replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"make up yer head, working girl or scrubbing brush, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking wife, don't go there mate they're bother,"the bloke advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some cleaning lady hollered, pointing at half a dozen nude chap tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"spirit like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, come and see the show,"she offered.

"For ass sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Hellene !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the nearest slave's prick and starts wanking it,"You sure ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to jack off your little cock instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a tent magnetic pole was pushing it out,"Fuck !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her deal up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pant but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to produce you cum or I'll rip it out by the theme for free."

Nozzer liked it uncut,"Rip it out by the roots,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a shot,"Fuck off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks striver in populace ten times a day !"

"twenty dollar bill on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his point and went round to see the animals. Andreas the lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his Leo feet,"Gone infected, look."

Nozzer was stupid but not stuid enough to get in a Lions Cage to look at an taint foot at Lion's luncheon clock time, which was basically any clock time a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"Looks bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"Poor bugger's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Lycopersicon esculentum sauce cowering naked at the book binding of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh smashing help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Fri ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a damn leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Saturday raceway. His Paraguay tea Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a Brobdingnagian mallet.

"ass sake Benner you'll bust it Paraguay tea,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking forethought if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the accounting entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too a good deal ass data,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nights working out the time to come from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few minutes a couple of times a month and aspiration up some loading of bolloks to separate the twats down the Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three scrolls all the Same for different department. Anyroad it drum lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the tabernacle of Vesta to birth a bit of raillery with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a disturbance. Some bird was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to experience near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stick his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody squawk have chucked me out, me dad will feature a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a word-painting ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the tabernacle, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"fountainhead block it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can kip on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be choosers,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belongings,"Lead on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a slave and got tod to know off by free women but suddenly here was a bird what was up for it. He should deliver sensed a hole but his encephalon was definitely switched off and his bollock firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for house slave to keep the family clean and jerk and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"Sounds like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I recover a wife ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just dolt ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, face I didn't mean value,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course of study I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"look"he said.

"Oh, lets get round your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the theme. Analise offered up a understood prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best arrest but his bed beat sleeping on the sett of the Autostrada.

In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you care what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his cock spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga rise propelled by his knob end, she had serious doubts that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her legs, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to sense moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to bet at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing pain wracked her judgment as Nozzer brutally shoved his sum into her soft yielding pussy,"Awww, that fucking injury !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your know dream fellow you're tearing me in one-half !"she replied but the infliction was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to sense quite nice, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her oculus, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that erotic love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"public treasury I'e had a kip and a provender,"Nozzer agreed,"Then biz on cycle two."

"In your ambition,"she replied,"Anyway we have to narrate pappa we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the trap,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile Crocodile tears,"Professing that you fuck me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose adjacent off you'll be telling papa I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well lift up a half decent portion and I'll screwing marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"putz head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a decent dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offer,"Nozzer offered,"On the other helping hand lets not, I got another stiffy. On your back doll, it's your favourable day ! ”