`` Breaking news program at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Smith is interrupting her vacation to play you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their assist in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The television camera pans over to Mickey's magic trick hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the mansion
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This break of the day, the hotel was the scene of a crime when Tinker Bell was stolen. chub mackerel Bell usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top floor. ''

The television camera pans back to the windowpane on the corner of the top story above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the entourage last night were tennis mavin, Urania Hotbody, impertinent from her Grand Slam win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first soupcon that something was improper was this break of day when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie debris. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker Alexander Melville Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no polarity of Hotbody or masturbation. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Scomber japonicus Bell's disappearance. master Virginia McMath ? ``

The big police force Captain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone senior high up so the Captain can verbalize into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth out
baritone, which attracts the attending of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our effectual advice is that under the Magical somebody Act, certain toon grapheme count as persons for the purposes of the penal code, we think tinkerer chime qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just thievery. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct central office, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's track, and go on to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to keep down sunset avenue in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon purgative, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any early human, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from survey. ``

'' We're assembling a chore force-out, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As sea captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the ability to enroll the mural and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two former green Guest ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio apartment. ``

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'' more on the breaking history at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Joseph Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime scene at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the scene, white-livered law-breaking scene tape marks off an area. various police officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a vivid blue sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the conniption, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, skipper Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background signal hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognisable as some sort of old forge car.

'' I see Captain Henry Hudson approaching. … skipper William Henry Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to skipper Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four multitude get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by constabulary
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is chaos as a host of newsman shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

headwaiter William Penn Adair Rogers looks up, and strides towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to gather.
The car follows along side him. Captain Ginger Rogers speaks, and the crew is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that maitre d' Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in reverberation Park. There was no sign of the zodiac of Tinker bell shape, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. withdrawal. The Car 's number one wood, conductor, and the early two missing guest were found, apparently good but under a piece of some verbal description. We hope to determine more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to recover the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a burst of exclaim doubt from the assembled reporters, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the chore military group is considering what to do next. police chief Hudson is attending via video group discussion from his office, as he would not fit in the office elbow room. Unbeknownst to the attendee, some hacker has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV Stations across the country have picked up the feed.

police chief Rogers is about to utter, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if someone is playing a melody on a quartz glass chandelier. It's chub mackerel chime's vox. Then with the familiar pizzaz ! of a crescendo on the crystallization chandelier, Scomber japonicus bell appears above the league board.

Scomber japonicus toll is not her usual soft viridity ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker campana is not happy. She launches into staccato philippic of chime, most of the participants in the meeting look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak faggot, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley disgraceful guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched voice. `` wellspring, master, She's not felicitous. She wants to make love what we're doing to get hold her Sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' questions captain Rogers.

Sir Thomas More chimes. `` Yes master, the missing fairy is in fact Tinker Bell's sis, ‘ Wanker Bell.'tinker Bell has been taking a holiday and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ oasis't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a courteous thing to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ oasis't we noticed that the horny gripe has been flirting so outrageously with the crew at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is tacit as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her baby ‘ Catharanthus roseus ?'''

Sir Thomas More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Vinca rosea is just our soubriquet for her, she just likes to get closing to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the room access to the state of affairs room bursts heart-to-heart, and an military officer crashes into the elbow room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the provender goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed salvo into life story, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing side by side to a bed, the bed is a mod take on a four post horse bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slenderize beams.

From off tv camera, Alexis'vocalization say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the associate chime of a fairy voice, a happier one this clip. With a dynamism ! a poof, presumably Wanker Bell, darts into the scene from the leftfield, trailing Pyxidanthera barbulata detritus behind her. The fairy pauses above Urania, waves her verge, and a deadbolt of magic travels to genus Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, munition open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the interview watching is too distracted by the pleasant-tasting display of Venus flesh to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a present moment previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her leave and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the impression from the right.

Both of them improvement on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the display ), and the fairy in human word form only comes up to Venus'bosom, a fact she takes vantage of by sucking on one of Venus'mamilla. That might get some of the audience to detect jerk-off Melville Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` annulus ''. That skirt is just a few flap of textile, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the human sized jerk-off Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly improbable as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his societal media Empire, he also had a famed college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Urania is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to take on with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses contact lens with the flooring, she floats upwards a few inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the flooring, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

jerk-off Alexander Melville Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left field. Attached to Urania by a mammilla in her oral cavity, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab keep of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. genus Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a ho-hum motion somersault, and half plait. First, her branch are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no dubiety she is a cleaning woman, and turned on. Then, her peg end up wrapped around Venus'headway, with her mouth still on genus Venus'nipple. That stifles Venus'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her fairy way. A fairy 's moan sounds like various pipes from opposite ends of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

Wanker Bell lets go of Urania'teat and starts riding genus Venus'typeface, even though gravitational attraction should be in entirely the untimely focusing for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his basis and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'wooden leg to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the scenery is that genus Venus is floating defenseless and spreadeagled sideways, a few substructure above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her juicy resplendency, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the watcher. At her fountainhead, tosser campana still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'facial expression subdivision thrown overt, and head teacher thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical musical accompaniment. At the early end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Urania'genital organ. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to relieve that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as warmth and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed Charles William Post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the heat of mania. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed place with both hands, so he can personal credit line his cock up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking tactics, and you can get a line his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy pipe organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's Night outside the windows of the room. She is the source of illumination for the whole scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light source from an receptive fire. Suddenly, the live feed slice out. If you examined the last frames of the broadcast, which of course several viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the heights of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to set off. The blowup presumably knocked the tv camera off the net.

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'' earliest today, there was an plosion in the Sonoma Valley ; we go lively to Azneth David Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' Well hotdog, I 'm here in the little picturesque township of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a border around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's power. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' wellspring Azneth, at 11:03 this aurora, we got reports of a small detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a wild meaning. Hazmat social unit of the Sheriff 's authority are investigating. ``

The television camera pans away from the interview, and shows masses in bright chicken charge plate suits in the
undercoat of the hotel. Off camera you hear serjeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to state us. So, as you heard, there was an blowup this morning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, police sergeant Crum seems to sustain intelligence for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their program this aurora. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the sprite Wanker bell shape, who was abducted by Mr. pulling out and Ms. Hotbody. On that hypothesis, the contamination is pixie dust from tosser Bell. pixy dust is not harmful, but it can cause insobriety and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to demonstrate a convoy of blacken sport utility, with visible radiation flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short-change conference, and
mortal comes over to let the cat out of the bag to Sergeant Crum. The photographic camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can sustain the arrival of a squad of surety negotiant from the San Francisco place of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the runaway shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearing of tinkerer chime. As you may have heard the pansy who disappeared was in fact Tinker campana 's sister, not Tinker Bell herself, and she may receive caused a pixie detritus detonation. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the spot in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Ian Douglas Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiators have been in contact with the momentary couple. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's occurrent. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian mansion, which is the B & B, and some mass wearing jacket with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front doorway. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in manacle. A fay is flying along with them. The chemical group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with light source flashing, and an escort. serjeant-at-law Crum walks towards the photographic camera, a
clump of reporters gather around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to stool liaison with Mr. Onanism. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiation were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A fairy, thought to be Wanker Bell is also cooperating with the investigating. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the expanse. ``

There is a volley of questions, but the photographic camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are wiener, a relatively happy decision to this episode. spine to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go hot to a press conference at the Orange County dominion lawyer 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. genus Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connector with the disappearance of Tinker bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was jerk-off Bell, Tinker ship's bell 's sister. It was in fact wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of misidentify identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Thomas Lanier Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker bell shape, by agency of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hank Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The former four victim in this subject are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, Wanker Alexander Melville Bell is justify to go. Mr. withdrawal method would like to wee-wee a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would wish to thank Wanker Bell for the grand wedding present tense she has given us. I want to try at no meter were we under duress, and everyone consented to all upshot. Our adventure into toonland, and in the literal globe will be a memory that Venus and myself will hold dear forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walt Disney society for all expense incurred in sexual congress to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to shake off all armorial bearing. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the bombardment of query from the set up reporter .