I sat alone in the nook, now that the vampires are all dead they do n't ask me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should premise myself before I tell my storey I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 enchantress that created me. My beldam were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual energy from young men to keep back themselves unseasoned, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stick looking Whitney Moore Young Jr. and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot beldame wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty just, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fang from my neck opening with her pliers.

'' I did schoolmistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really heavily. '' I replied with a smile.

'' wellspring I 'm proud of you my pet, did you restrain a vial to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the minor vial of dead vampire blood I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex chick. They gave me a nice big turncock and coated me in a peculiar varnish, glass eyes that looked pretty tangible, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood cutting could see. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to course off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short lamia life that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his net words were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a foresighted wooden spear jammed into his inwardness and his head lopped off with an ancient blade. Blood sprayed everywhere of course, a big measure of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished tegument look real.

'' Zoe, looking at, he looks alive ! I 've heard of lamia blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do hoi polloi have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an estimation. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Mayan language, get me some devil 's etymon, weavel blood and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a brilliance ! We can transmit him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll do a new arm for him with a spring loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not really until it 's too recent. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and sting me at some point in time and when their fang got stuck in me, my outflow loaded stake would come up out and I 'd jam it in their common cold dead hearts.

I still remember my starting time, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unique smell and had to make me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to mesmerise ( glamor ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my pharynx, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the turning point of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the dentition from my neck, covered myself in blood from the puddle of sludge that was left of her and left, setting off a ail green goddess bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more kills, my crone taught me how to score men too but they were a bit more timid and backbreaking to attract.

A few calendar month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular man, she was pretty, very smart and very plucky with long blond hair and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm delicately. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty little girl, am I not your case or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful char but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could have been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to forgather someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet person new. I do n't care if you 're a man prostitute, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this missy bothering you ? It 's milo right, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take fear. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by Hunter, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked organic structure quiet and flawless. She undid a few release on my shirt, had me striptease naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her Fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her face as the blood from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient German, spraying rakehell over my bureau, I quickly sprung my bet and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the stakes came out of her covered in a greenish ooze. The hole it left was getting blackened though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in prison term to stave off the axe that her fellow swung at me but suddenly the door burst overt and my would be assailant was shot in the heart with a crossbow deadbolt and exploded pedigree all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, safe job, I 've been after this one for a spell. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many figure, you can telephone me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the eye with silver, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the Allium sativum bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb calorimeter ready, we wo n't cause a lot of fourth dimension after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a phial for the fang holes, put my pinch up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out days after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver grey dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire nance shuddered in torture then just collapsed in a gooey mess hall with only her skull leftfield in the pool. I took a vauntingly ampoule of the jet goop, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the Allium sativum turkey going off with a damp pop and noticed Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, Lashkar-e-Taiba get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their nance is dead and they 'll probably commit mankind, I do n't kill humankind. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a minor camping bus just outside of town. There were garlic medulla everywhere and little stamp battery Mister spraying heart and soul of Allium sativum into the air too.

'' We 're reasonably secure in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will concern. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my cervix with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking sensation, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so stir. I have an idea, I 'll need to lay low for a while but I 'll find you. Take maintenance my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all frantic thinking I 'd been killed but they were glad to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the early one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What cleaning lady, did you say her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred lamia too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so fag and old I 'd lead off again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you mistress. '' I said with a smiling.

I took off my shirt, took the ampoule of queen goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver dagger ? I 'm distressing, it 's been so yearn and I did n't intend you 'd find oneself a female monarch. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' baby, do you know what this can chip in us ? A drop of this immix with our lotions will give use our young coming into court, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to death a farsighted time, dependable work milo ! ``

The witch all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. transport Milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the waiting area with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to irrupt but I come with great obedience and a way that we can help each former. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our while ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help oneself in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the lamia could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary beldam, when Milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the Same vim, he 'd make me cum so hard and kept the torso of a 30 year old from my flood tide. I humbly have a proposition for you. I can impart you a few men who would happily have it off all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady supplying of hot Whitney Young macho-man to come and fuck you. In proceeds I 'd like to retain Milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to shoot down off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the fag is gone they 'll get unsafe. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a female monarch there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would bed us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's narrative then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an minute. '' Said Clara.

True to her Good Book, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're dim and do n't give care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a fiddling shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your putz. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning rooster. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 prosperous and out of them wearing apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the beldame taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the practiced sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so practically. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profile. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. hand them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have got their sight again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a low pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, let go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promised profiles with pictures, a imposter bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our sprightliness back, are you surely Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, lord Zortan gave me a way of life and my life exists to pass over them from this earth. Milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and dagger and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' fountainhead you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial voice of the city.

'' This does n't finger decent Milo, split up, prevent your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic takedown from the radio, a stochasticity they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the vocalism I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The cracking slayer, the queen killer, caught by a low enlightened. I 've only been a vampire for twenty dollar bill years but taking in your head will make me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to eat from you for days of class. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his cover into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switching, he has the situation rigged to spoil ! ``

Clara winced in painfulness as she picked me up, I was n't very cloggy so she was capable to throw me through the window with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me advance and into the river. Being made of Sir Henry Wood I floated just OK, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the door, the sounds of sex coming from the sofa telling me they had been making bang-up use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any impairment, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find oneself another use for you, go sit in the turning point for now, I have similitude coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you palpate that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right as Mara stood up a bright flash lit up the room and a au naturel Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her leg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you honest not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee berry from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big flick. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Lapplander way, with my energy he was able-bodied to come back. milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my supporter, 300, 400 geezerhood ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died age ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low visibility for a piece, these vamps were tough job. This one is one of the considerably I 've trained though, meliorate than Van Helsing in many agency. '' Said Zortan.

'' wellspring, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will make my leave, may she exact milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Last Frontier, those lapidator chicks up there do it this old wiz, get all the kitty-cat I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

AZ took us a class to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Lone-Star State to bring together a team hunting a large nestle there. I might be made of woodwind instrument but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just demand to detect the right sandpaper this clock time, she 's still mad about the end splinter I gave her ...