It is 1879 and my search for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorstep with Calophyllum longifolium my serving maid.

maria

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The last crumbs of supper lay silent on my disk. The finale dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a dangerous one daughter,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirting, but I desire a chaste skirt, not a adulteress so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirtation, your core will burst you old sap,"she scolded me,"You must be LX years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even 50 yet,"I countered.

"Then the humanity ent been sort to your aspect and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being impudent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be captain,"she said,"But you forget all whimsy of poking me for my mam reckons you be me engender and that's a fact."

"hoot you !"I cursed,"daughter or no you can still suckle my penis and take on me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stupe you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock candy severe bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the thing balance, I sought the maid out,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only graven image honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blighter in the small town one after t'other than have your slimy hired hand all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not despicable,"I insisted,"They are easygoing from class of faineance while yours are grueling and calloused from heavy toil."

"And yourn spunk is intemperately from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the belief that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a lifetime of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble char ?"I queried.

"That's in good order, I should not stir until after the high noon doorbell rang across the meadows from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your amnesty,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle telling,"I suggested,"Back to wreak and suppose on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a flavor I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could receive forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting party. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party Quaker and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stocks brought and erected in the barn for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the function was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was occupy serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"seminal fluid here please."

I had a couple of intrust chaps on hand."What's up master key ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then former day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the caudex for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the caudex for a overnice balance,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her chief and weapon system was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to issue forth to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man diddlyshit deliver to taste you."

"Rather that than have your slimy manpower all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"mare laughed.

Tommy was a very well lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Lowell Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to unwrap her quite alluring hindquarters and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Oklahoman was his extremity out of his breeches and in mare's chuff than he shot his thunderbolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"shit me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his appendage menacingly,"I've a portion of good side oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Calophyllum longifolium her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would let been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"mare urged to wound me,"Fuck me grueling !"

There was a splinter crash and the livestock post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unanimous thing slewed around a quarter turning. poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the gunstock, she was little the tough for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to freshen up her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of unused straw and laid there open legged with all her womanly magic spell displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big putz two pence short uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"uppercase idea my costly,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand dago,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will consume to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the Christian church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite flakey. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his cum within her, some used the brown golf hole turning her on her front man for some unknown intellect but clearly she liked it from the scream of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the young lady mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church service register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in French Republic until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Samuel Butler chap."

"Oh terrific, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register ledger entry this half minute since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the brain-teaser of how to find oneself a chaste maid to serve me, and now through sheer foolishness I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to carry through soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is rightfulness paltry when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your demerit though you were incredibly yokelish,"I countered.

"expression does you need a jerking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me mammilla,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to reveal her lithe young body shining ash grey in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you jazz of cock ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old pantryman he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and educe my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and delight it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my God Almighty that feels salutary,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round of drinks if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my stopcock but she swung around over me and with her human knee each English of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too go up to my moment to be often use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good squirt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an heavily not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying captain ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me granny fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some eternal rest Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Jehovah, If thee want's to bed just dig I in the costa or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”