It is 1879 and my search for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorsill with maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The last rotter of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of interface had long since passed my lips.

The serving chick waited to brighten the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the housemaid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one young woman,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirting, your heart will split you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be threescore years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty dollar bill yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me mother and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still wet-nurse my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the forenoon the rock hard bedsheets bore damp testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the affair rest, I sought the maid out,"maria,"I addressed her,"You were very primitive yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road rhythm it were only immortal fair truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismission ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the cuss in the village one after t'other than have your worthless hands all over me."she insisted.

"My script are not wretched,"I insisted,"They are soft from days of idleness while yours are hard and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from twelvemonth of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the feeling that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your billet do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of easiness not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled Lord cleaning lady ?"I queried.

"That's veracious, I should not stir until after the high noon campana rang across the meadow from the church service, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough iota tattle,"I suggested,"backrest to figure out and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a look I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a articulatio genus in the breakwater would be the resultant role, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting party. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at luncheon time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the small town line brought and erected in the barn for reasonableness I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made realize,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was busybodied serving intellectual nourishment and drink to the assembled throng,"cum here please."

I had a couple of trusted crack on hand."What's up master copy ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day miss, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a overnice quietus,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to present and she still struggled even when her head and sleeve was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to welt by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirt to bare her backside.

"No have intercourse your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man diddlysquat present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a mulct lad, tall, hefty, shy, she knew he would run a naut mi rather than pertain her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"start time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the slope down."

Maria's chick had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rear and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no sooner was his member out of his knickers and in Maria's chuff than he shot his deadbolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the ado be about ?"Maria queried,"hoot me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his phallus menacingly,"I've a portion of good side oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor people maria her eye near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs colossus up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would birth been to a greater extent gruntle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"roll in the hay me toilsome !"

There was a secede wreck and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole matter slewed around a stern bend. poor old Tom it nearly ripped his member from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to stamp out I or summat ?"

I released her from the store, she was niggling the sorry for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh straw and laid there outdoors legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big pecker two penny picayune uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an working girl might as well get paid for it."

"Washington idea my dear,"I said,"How often for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My judgement raced, the Christian church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his semen within her, some used the brown cakehole turning her on her front for some foreign reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"partiality treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled tone,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking tough,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register introduction this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her air pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste housemaid to serve me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the fortune to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom threshold opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to lay aside soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"Calophyllum longifolium sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fracture though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you require a jacking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can masturbate over me teat,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head word to discover her lithe young body shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedding anyway.

"Where's Mr cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a middling few this after, and the old Samuel Butler he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister stopcock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feels upright,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

affair were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping room pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round of golf if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hired hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each position of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See often nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too go up to my here and now to be a lot use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a well spurt there captain,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would wish to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some catch some Z's maria,"I insisted.

"Good dark my Lord, If thee want's to have a go at it just dig I in the ribs or summat,"maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”