Title : Rules of Engagement - The ternion enigma
author : Nick Schwartz
Keywords : MF, FF, dildo, toys, onanism, viva voce, cunninglingus, sex, cheating
Summary : An erotic story based on the tv set show linguistic rule of Engagement.


These are my verbal description and my story of the characters of Rules of Engagement by CBS. I do not own the appearance, the characters, or anything else related to the show. This is just a parody of the appearance using my own words.


I do however approve heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful gorgeous fair sex she is.


Cast of Characters.


Jeff Bingham - Played by Saint Patrick Warburton. Jeff is the grandiloquent jockish of the husband of Audrey Bingham. He is cheap but his practiced facial expression and love life of his wife always wins the day. He's 6'3 ”, black hair, and chiseled looking.

Audrey Bingham - Played by Megyn Pryce. Audrey is a 5'7"blond womanhood with a wonderful 36D chest, and a corking personality. She's the other half of the older couple on the show and tends to get annoyed at her neanderthal husband, but eventually realizes she still loves him.

Adam Rhodes - Played by Oliver Hudson. Adam is 6'1"and a bountiful vernal man. He's bit dim at fourth dimension, but always there for his fiancee. He's engaged to Jen J. P. Morgan portraying the younger couple.

Jen Morgan - Played by Bianca Kajlich. Jen is a 5'8"charwoman who has a 34B dresser, though on the show she looks like a 34C, as she has in this story. She has the personality of a tomboy. She's often the hornier of her and her fiance.

Russell Dunbar - A underage character in this story, played by David Spade. He's short, dirty, and insulting. In this story he has been dating his supporter's sister.


With that we start at the local anesthetic coffee shop that the cast of characters frequents.


Our story begins with Jeff and Adam listening to Russell babble out about his newest conquest. The girl, Simran, is also his assistant's sister. She flew in to see Bertrand Arthur William Russell and didn't tell her brother.

"So she's currently hiding out in my apartment, a lilliputian cloak-and-dagger rendezvous."

cristal asked."delay you're telling me she's in town and she's not even telling her brother she's in New York ?"

Henry Kenneth Alfred Russell giggled in his horny way."Exactly. She's all mine, and she has nothing to do excep ... t"almost groan"me !"

Both Jeff and Adam nodded, they were hearing about sex but got their Quaker was a piddling grossed like always from Russell's stories.

Jeff though always said the Same thing."Nice. So why aren't you there right now ?"

Lillian Russell finished off his solid food and smiled."Fueling up for tonight. She's wearing me out."

Audrey and Jen walk in and Russel groan and slides out of the booth.

"Ugh the Bobsy Gemini are back, oh and Jen's pair are here too, anyways I need to get ready for my escort tonight."Russell quipped, giving the name for Audrey's chest he came up with last Night.

Audrey groaned, and Jen responded."So George William Russell are you still being the sleaze, running around behind Timmy's back ?"

Bertrand Russell laughed."Yeah right, that only makes it spicy, don't worry one day you will all dislocate up and know exactly what I mean. Sneaking around is the best."

Russell walked out the door, triumphant in his mind. The waitress delivered the solid food for the board, but no one paid attending to the food. Instead, each one thought about what Russell said, they all acted like they were thinking about the comment, but there was three news report that explained what was on their minds.


Jeff and Jen.

Ten twelvemonth ago

Jen missed ecstasy. Adam was on a stumble for oeuvre for the finale week. The couple had been engaged a duo months before. and now it was the kickoff time they had been apart for so long. Jen was climbing the paries as her dead body went through withdrawal, she knew she needed an coming to put her right. Her work was noticing her carrying into action was slipping, she just needed the freeing that Adam provided.

The previous night she tried masturbating. It was the first time she masturbated alone since she had met cristal. She never really masturbated before and had worry orgasming without something big inside her when she did. She was always too embarrassed to get a toy, so she laid back and rubbed herself hoping it would be the first off clip. After a few second though she gave up, she missed Adam too much.

Tonight though she needed that release. She knew no one would nettle her in the apartment so she stripped naked in the living room and made a beeline for her bedroom. She laid on her bed and rubbed her soundbox, telling herself she wouldn't stoppage until she got what she needed. Her body needed a big sexual climax, and she was determined to find oneself a way to get there.

She laid there and rubbed for an hour before she heard a sound.


Jeff unlocked the door of their friends'berth. Adam and Jen were great people, but he knew hug drug never drank his scotch. He saw the clothes lying around the living room and laughed. The two of them were a bit of sloven but he didn't attention. He also knew the two of them were out. cristal was in Florida, Jen was probably out with her supporter, or something, and his Scotch whisky was sitting there. Yes he gave it as a talent but three months later, it was free people game.

Jeff slipped into the apartment and walked around looking for where the duet kept their alcohol. He saw it side by side to the hallway in the apartment and made a beeline for it, looking through it and seeing if he should take any early bottleful to help thin the herd.

As he was looking, he heard a moan, and looked for who made it. From where he was standing there was a clear view into the bedroom, and there laid Jen, naked and rubbing herself. Jeff accidently dropped the bottle making a noise.


Jen looked and saw Jeff standing there watching her, but in her lust fueled State Department she saw a man open of filling her desire. Jeff always appeared to be a big stupe jock but from his size Jen always imagined he had a orotund package. Jen couldn't say anything though she was spooky because she was now naked laying in movement of Jeff, rubbing her body. In fact she hadn't stopped yet, her body wouldn't let her.

Jen could only get one parole out."Please."

Jeff stared for a second, seeing his friend's fiancee naked wasn't something he would stop looking at if he could forefend it. When he heard her say"please"though it broke the spell and her started to walk towards the sleeping room.

Jeff never cheated on his wife. Here however was their close-fitting Friend, the only former charwoman he's seen as much as Audrey, and more importantly she was raw. He ambled into the bedroom with a chortle and removed his suit.

Jen watched, while Jeff could be a bonehead, she needed this, and as he removed his wearing apparel she realized that he was still the strong powerful man she always thought he was. He dropped his pants finally, and she stared at his fork. Jeff was carrying an eight inch cock. No wonder why Audrey was always so willing to put up with Jeff's stupidity.

Jen realized that Jeff was now standing naked in her sleeping accommodation looking at her and she spread her stage giving him access to her without a thought. She was beyond caring about anything other than Jeff, and his magnificent cock entering her, and giving her that orgasm she was chasing.

Jeff watched Jen offering her body to him and he climbed on the bed, she was already primed and from the way she looked at his private parts she must be impressed. All the comfortably, foreplay was overrated, and he could be ready for sex at a moment's notice.

Jeff slide his tool into Jen's body slowly. He felt his first new kitty in over ten days and was reveling in it. Jen's body reacted immediately shuddering from being filled after the hour of foreplay she had administered. Jeff didn't know anything about the length of her masturbation, so he continued to press into her soundbox, as Jen reached up and grabbed his shoulders and moaned out. Jen's body heaved as she felt her elusive orgasm hit her.

Jeff watched her groan out and then pressed to a greater extent of his cock into the minor missy. He knew exactly what her military action meant. Another satisfied customer. Now it was Jeff clock time, Jeff's turn to get all the pleasance he wanted. Jeff chuckled as he pressed his stallion shaft into his friend's fiance..

Jeff had imagined her raw multiple times and now he saw her her breasts arched up towards him so he bent down and kissed her the right way chest, tasting her delicate frame he admired all these years.

Jen was relaxing from her coming as the big hulking man used her for his pleasure. His lips grabbing her breast though and woke her soundbox up for a second beat and she moaned out again. She never felt like this before but instead of relaxing after her orgasm, felt like it was ready for another round of sex. The way Jeff was pressing into her though was exactly what her body needed.

Jeff was enjoying the impression of having sex with Jen. It had been a couple mean solar day since Audrey was in the mood and Jen's breasts felt heavy in his bridge player and mouth. He switched between them and Jen let out a aloud moan. Maybe he should intimate his wife try playing with herself before he came in.

Jeff threw that thought out for the moment and repositioned himself over Jen, so each of his jab went further into her trunk. He knew his size of it scared most char back in college, but he also knew most of them came around to trying it out. They just loved how deep it went and each of them let him jazz it. Jen almost screamed while moaning, letting him be intimate his prick was being put to good use.

Jen could barely form a opinion, with Jeff's moving his body over hers, she just became one delight spunk. She pulled him into her with her arms, and her fundament pressed his ass into her as far as he'd go. Each poke made her groan, whimper and groan. She hadn't felt like this before.

Jeff loved hearing the Greek chorus of moans from a woman, and he loved the feeling of having sex with someone new, something in him craved a chance to give Jen what he thought she needed. Now with that attack, he was almost enjoying himself More than her. Almost.

Jen's torso was going wild, her back arched, her legs wrapped around Jeff and pulled his body towards her on each stab. Jen's oculus were closed as she enjoyed every single motion of the large man. Her trunk was going furious from all the attention.

Jeff continued to thrust into Jen and suddenly felt his time was up. He moaned out himself, almost roar as he came inside Jen. His hammer flooded her with his creamy slugger and he fell forward on top of her.

Jen felt his member growing and as he came inside her, she had a 2d coming. A indorse orgasm ? Adam had never got a second one out of her in such a short sentence. Her soundbox quivered with it as she laid under him. and revealed in what this lump had made her feel. He might be a cheesy lunkhead but he certainly knew how to seduce a womanhood feel amazing.

After a few hour Jeff realized he was laying on his friend's wife. He sat up and went to grab his wearing apparel.

"Alright. Well that happened. But it can't pass off again."

Jen just sat there and realized she cheated on Adam, but in her creative thinker she could never forget how Jeff made her feel. She watched Jeff frock and leave, grabbing the scotch on the way out, but part of her knew that if he ever wanted her again she'd be willing if she could get away with it.


Robert Adam and Audrey.

Five years ago

A pair years after her indiscretion Jen had moved past it. Jeff never returned to her bed, but she didn't mind. Adam still got her through the night. Jen however gotten closer with Audrey. They became outflank friends She and Audrey became best friends, even though Audrey was elderly than her. She still liked having a cleaning lady to peach to about female things, of which she included her sex life.

Audrey listened to Jen talking about Adam for the hundredth time. She often came over on girls dark and Jen would recover some rationality to bring up ecstasy. While she wouldn't talk about their sex lifetime, she would hint and let it be know X was a protagonist.

Audrey would give a vague things about her and Jeff. Jeff wasn't a bad lover, but after 16 days they had found what work and rarely experimented. Jen would at to the lowest degree steer at her multi time of day long Sessions and Audrey couldn't compete with that.

Audrey just listened to her and wished she could recall even a half 60 minutes long school term. Adam. It was authorise Adam was magnificent in bed and Jen was a lucky woman.

Audrey continued to think about it as the calendar week went on. Jeff became a bit of an ass as he did and she knew he would eventually turn over on the good luck charm and Audrey would let him back into her bed, but while the week went on she kept thinking about the fact that Jeff would barely give her fourth dimension to cum, Adam on the other hired hand would be in her friend's bed and giving her hr of pleasure.

Adam, the clueless imbecile, could go for hours, well perhaps there's something to his slow mind, if he can present that kind of performance. Audrey had a desire to find out, but she didn't have a hint how.


One day Jeff was out playing softball, Jen was hanging out with some other lady friend for a bachelorette political party. One that Audrey was certain she'd hear about the next day. Jen loved to gossip.

Audrey was watching television set when Adam came knocking. She let him in and he looked around.

"Hey Audrey have you seen Jen ?"

Audrey watched Adam look around like a lost puppy and almost jest but then she got an musical theme. She walked over to Adam.

"Hey Adam. Jen's out with her champion, but she said we should cling out."

cristal perked up."Oh yeah ? That's great ! I was bored waiting for her. Is she getting home soon ?"

Audrey sighed."Don't concern about her, she had something else in mind for you tonight."

Audrey sat down on the couch and Adam sat down next to her looking excited.

"What did you have in creative thinker ?"

"Jen said that she wanted me to love how golden she is, but she a little afraid of how you'll necessitate it."

go perked up."So she wants to go to Vegas with you ?"

Audrey rolled her eyes."No I meant in bed. She's told me she's very blessed with you."

"Oh the sex tape… I can point you that, but Jen taped over it."

Audrey sighed again. She can't trust how dumb Adam is. Jeff was a retard, but Adam just didn't have brain, this had better be worth it.

"No, Adam, she wanted me to try it out in individual. But she's a little ego witting so she doesn't want you to mention it to her. Do you interpret ?"

XTC nodded."I think I get it, can you give me a little Thomas More ?"

Audrey counted to ten to hold on from belittling ecstasy."Listen Adam. Jen said you and I should induce sex one time, but she doesn't want you to cite it to her."

hug drug smiled."I don't know but if Jen says ok, I should do it. So umm should we do it at my bedroom."

Audrey smiled."Just keep abreast me and try not to spill too a great deal. Jen's rule."

Adam nodded again, he knew if Jen said something he should do it, that's what Jen always said. Adam followed Audrey to the bedroom and watched her movement. Audrey had a lowly behind than Jen, but she still looked more elegant walking.

Audrey led the pup to the bedroom and then removed her clothes. She hoped she wasn't making a mistake, but she had to know what go would do. She stood in her bra and panties and turned. Adam had already taken off his shirt and was working on his pants, getting them off after a little battle. He stood in his boxers.

Audrey looked down at his boxers and for a mo felt disappointed. Jeff was big but Audrey was expecting go to tip the scales, instead he was packing what Audrey thought was low than average.

XTC smiled and noticed how big Audrey's tit were when compared to Jen's. They were at to the lowest degree a cup bigger, but he couldn't wait to try them out. He was always rummy about how other charwoman's tit felt.

Audrey smiled at the way hug drug looked at her, not just like she was the only choice, but as she was a new experience. That lust and desire made Audrey finger peculiar for once. It would be Nice to try something new in the bedroom, even if he didn't measure up.

Audrey started to slip her bra off her articulatio humeri and Adam stopped her and helped by undoing it and sliding it off himself. He then removed her panties, taking care to suffer her footprint out of them one groundwork at a sentence. It was a bit nicer than Jeff's grunts and apparent motion. But ecstasy still had his shorts on.

"Lay down. If I'm going to show you how I take aid of Jen, you should get on your back."

Audrey nodded and laid down. Jeff would just pawed at her boob as foreplay, hug drug though had something else in mind. She laid down and felt Adam sliding her legs apart. Then his lip traced down her legs slowly fondling and moving towards her crotch.

Her crotch ? She didn't remember the conclusion time someone went down on her. Jeff focused on getting inside her, and that worked especially well, but this was different.

Adam knew he had to do his best, Jen wanted to show him off to her best booster. Audrey was sexy, but XTC had a desire to make out what she tasted like. She seemed to be scared, that's how Jen was the kickoff prison term, but he knew he'd have her feeling something else in a minute.

Adam's lip brushed Audrey's pussy slowly. Audrey let out a groan, this was unlike for her. She was enjoying herself.. Then hug drug's fingerbreadth touched her twat and spread her back talk. She felt a little coldness, before she felt a spit touch her kitty-cat and salt lick, and rub it gently.

Audrey was shocked, just feeling his natural language was getting her hotter than she had been in old age. This must be what Jen meant by arousal. No grabbing or groping, but someone actually paying attending to her most sensitive area and what attention it was. Audrey squirmed, and moaned out again, this clip as gaudy as she dared.

"Ohhh, Adam."

XTC smiled, he knew Audrey was enjoying his work. He had learned the techniques that could make women moan long time before Jen, but Jen honed his craft. While Jen couldn't come from his viva work, he could pass time of day tasting her and licking her, driving her crazy until she finally agreed to let him move into her.

Audrey tasted amazing to cristal though, it was like a different vino, or whatever Jen went on about, all he knew is he liked tasting Audrey and he had no problem licking her as much as she wanted. He knew that Audrey will let him get his reward once she'd had her fill.

Audrey felt her body heaving. When she masturbated her body felt amazing, but cristal had her feeling even better. Audrey grabbed Adam's head and pressed it into her crotch harder. The idea of using the cute boy toy turned her on. His natural language was a million time betters than anything else she ever tried down there.

After ten minutes of employment, Audrey's toes curled. They actually curled up, she didn't think that happened. Her body screamed for liberation. Audrey felt she could hold no more than and let loose, she screamed Adam's name louder than she thought she should. She didn't care, she just wanted more.

Audrey collapsed back on the bed, she felt sweaty, hot, and relaxed. But she was still horny. She wanted more, she knew it was greedy but after he had made her feel that release, all Audrey could think about was another one. If the second orgasm was even close to the first-class honours degree one, she knew XTC could labour her nutcase in just a suddenly time. But she had to receive another. There was no way to say anything, her soundbox was a mixing of cloud nine, and pleasure.

go had no other thoughts, Jen had never come, but he had been down there for a small share of the sentence he would figure out on Jen, so he continued to lick and try Audrey. There was a new taste in her body, one he found more appealing. He drank her gratifying nectar and then slide his knife into her pussy rubbing that sensitive area on top of the pussy, It was called the K Spot, or something, all he need to know is it drove women crazy.

Audrey grabbed Adam's foreland and pressed his promontory into her genitalia again and moaned his name again as he worked on her. She had to admit, Jen was right, if nothing else, Adam was an unbelievable lover.

hug drug continued to work on Audrey until she had a second sexual climax, and as she laid back, she pushed the young man off her. She had enough. Audrey laid there in her cloud nine, amazed that somehow she had a instant orgasm, but it was almost as big as the foremost one. Both sexual climax were bounteous than anything she had felt in a decade.

Adam stood up and watched Audrey, since she pushed him away, it was clear it was time for his turn. He slide his boxers down and got make, waiting for her to tell him she needed his peter inside her pussy..

After relaxing for several min, Audrey looked up and saw Adam standing naked at the foot of her bed. His cock stood out, while it wasn't the fully grown, it looked better than Jeff's thick cock, almost cute. Was there anything not endearing about Adam ?

Rather than think about that Audrey spoke up."Alright, I suppose it's your turn navy man. Get up here and have your way with me."

go climbed on top of Audrey and then tried to kiss her lips, Audrey stopped him. Audrey didn't want to try out herself. She might induce enjoyed his work, but there were limitation to what she would do.

"Whoa. Umm no kissing, Jen's principle, But why don't you try these out. I'm sure you've not tried some this size in a while."

Audrey pressed her breasts up for Adam, and he looked down. Both breasts looked enormous compared to Jen, and he sucked on her left breast. Audrey moaned out again. Something about how his lips and spit worked on her breast drove Audrey mad. As she Audrey moaned, Adam pressed his hips forward arching his dorsum. He slide his tool directly into Audrey's pussy.

"Oh god Adam… This is awful. Please reach it to me."

XTC chuckled as he licked the two big bosom. It never failed, an hr of oral and fair sex were set up to go. Audrey's moaning was intoxicating. Also their willingness to find him inside her, allowed him to go wild on her breasts. Adam loved white meat, but he knew he had to earn the right to suck her breasts.

Adam nibbled Audrey's breasts, and then bit them. Audrey just let him go to townsfolk, her mamilla were sore but XTC earned it. Her dead body was responding still, and if he lasted she might even get a third gear albeit smaller orgasm out of it.

Audrey let Adam sour on her kitty-cat driving his putz deeper and deeper into her. Her body responded to every unity move he made, even if she had two orgasms her indigence for a man was still sky high. This is exactly what she needed. Jen was a favorable woman, and Audrey was now too.

Audrey pulled Adam into her, squeezing him with her each thrusting as she moaned out. Once again she lost controller of her book, she needed to land up one Sir Thomas More time. She realized she wasn't just moaning incoherently, she was saying Adam's gens again, begging him to fare.

go on his own was smiling, he was having sex with his hot neighbor. His lip kissed her teat as he felt his orgasm arriving. Her pleasance was now his, and he was set to finish.

Adam came inside Audrey's body pressing himself deeply into her, Adam called out Jen's public figure. He then collapsed forward and rolled off of Audrey as he relaxed thinking about his new conquest.

Audrey noticed none of this, she was in her own world as her own orgasm racked her own body. leash. Three glorious orgasms, the live on one might not rivaled the first two, but Audrey was happy. She understood why Jen bragged about ecstasy's attainment. He was unbelievable, while she had a small feeling of guilt, she knew Jeff wouldn't find out and Jen wouldn't either as long as no one ever asked Adam if he slept with her, he wouldn't say anything.

Audrey thought Jen was a favourable gal if ecstasy did all of this to her at her command.


Jen and Audrey.

Two years ago

A couple years later Audrey went to a young woman's only party at a Jen's apartment. It was a party to betray sex toys by one of Jen's friends. The party had alcoholic drink and a cake shaped like a phallus. In fact everyone got a fiddling booze too soon on and the party really got started with a few games.

During the evening a compass of sex toys were out on display and the girls played a biz to pick out the toy that was the Sami sizing as their husbands. Audrey picked one that was eight in long, all the lady friend whistled and claimed she was lying. All the girls but Jen, she recognized the size of the penis in Audrey's manus. When it was her turn, Jen chose a dildo the size of go, and several other girls picked out ones bigger. Jen was disappointed, but she still remembered that night she had with Jeff, and the large cock that had bludgeoned her.

Jen thought during the party, realizing that every fourth dimension she masturbated since getting engaged, she ended up needing a cock to fill her. Usually that was Adam's job and one of the rationality she was always ready to go. But when Robert Adam was officious she would get hornier and hornier. However, one of those dildos on the table would meet her just right field. In fact she knew which dildo she wanted. The same one that Audrey had held up, it was the size of toy she always imagined owning, at least since that Night.

Just before the party was over, Jen's friend offered all the girlfriend one final chance to buy any miniature they wanted. Audrey declined but when it was Jen's bend she grabbed the dildo she had her eye on and while sipping a glass of vino, she purchased the toy. She hoped Audrey that didn't card, but her friend spied the transaction and was shocked when she realized Jen picked out the dildo she said was like her husband.

After the party concluded, Audrey assisted Jen in cleaning up, and they continued to drink wine-colored, and talking. Both girls had funny taradiddle about the night and they were giggling. Jen had left the bag with her purchase on the table in the middle of the room. Audrey kept eying the bag curiously. Audrey had never used a dildo before, so she wondered, how Jen would use it.

Jen noticed Audrey's looks, and wanted to know what her previous friend would think if she knew what Jen was purchasing. They were conclusion, and she talked about Adam with her, but a dildo was common soldier so Audrey's pastime was puzzling. Still the thought that Audrey knew about her dildo turned her on a little. It was a privacy that Jen didn't intellect Audrey knowing about for some reason. Perhaps it was the wine, perhaps it was the entire sex party, but Jen was feeling good.

Audrey finally blurted out."What did you get Jen ?"

Jen just laughed and grabbed the bag and pulled out the dildo giggling."I was curious about this one. What do you think I should nominate him ?"

Audrey was confused."waiting you name your dildo ?"

Jen laughed again."Oh come on Audrey don't you name yours ?"

Audrey blushed.."Umm. I don't have one, I never used a toy before."

Jen got a little silent."Oh.. Well this is the low dildo I owned, but I shared one with my college roommate, Patty. She named hers Steven. This guy though doesn't looking like a Steven."

Audrey looked at the dildo in Jen's hand."Yeah, how about a Damon ?"

Jen looked at the dildo a little dreamily."Mmm mat Damon, I love it. come here Matt."She grabbed the toy and kissed him on the tip and then giggled like a school girl.

Audrey stared at her booster in jolt, her mouth opened. She had seen a few women play with a dildo as a joke at the party, but Jen kissed the toy as if it was something Sir Thomas More familiar.

Jen smiled at her friend."Matt this is my friend Audrey. Audrey say hello."

Audrey waved her friend away, she was drunk but not that drunk. Though the toy looked good, almost lifelike. Jen waved the dildo and egged her supporter on. Audrey finally gave in and bent forward kidding the dildo on the top also though more like a mass on the cheek.

The two girls giggled and poured themselves another glass, they talked while Jen held the dildo in her hired man. Audrey watched the toy more than her Quaker. She wanted to know what Jen was planning for Matt

Jen was talking about something about a whisker chest of drawers.

Audrey blurted out."How do you use him ?"

Jen was confused."My hairdresser, you make an assignment with salon."

Audrey gestured to the dildo with her wine glass spilling it. Jen laughed and placed down her glass.

"Ok I think we've had too very much wine-colored, but this toy… Maybe I should show you how I used to encounter with Steven ?"

Audrey nodded, she was rummy about the toy and the wine made her forget this was her acquaintance. She wanted to see Matt Damon in use."Yes please. I want to see it."

Jen giggled and placed the toy on her table and removed her dress. She had been naked before her friends before. Jen even had a petty go with her roomie, Patty in college. She removed her dress and knickers, and with a shrug she dropped her bra and panties and posed for Audrey."What do you imagine Audrey ?"

Audrey was shocked and then motioned with her hand, trying to avoid feeling awkward."Just get with it, Jen, I'm just here for a lesson."

Jen laughed, remembering her first lesson with her roomy. She positioned the dildo on the table near Audrey and then squatted to sit on it on the mesa. She made sure her legs were unresolved so Audrey could see her entire dead body and matt as she rubbed it on her puss. The persuasion of doing this in front of her friend though turned her on more than feeling the dildo on herself.

Audrey watched shocked. The fact Jen stripped without a intellection shocked her though she realized she would have stripped with the way she was feeling. She was way beyond the amount of vino she normally drank. She liked to be the sober one, but now here was her friend naked and sitting on a dildo in front of her.

Audrey always admired Jen's facial expression. She had to allow in her belittled friend was beautiful. She may own breasts that were a cup size smaller, but Audrey thought they looked perfect on Jen's smaller trunk. Jen didn't have an Panthera uncia of fat on her body, and she even had a shaved vagina, and there was a strange butterfly tattoo near her pussy. Jen looked like a framework on one of Jeff's movies which the couple watched to get in the mood. Then again Audrey and Jeff never watched the moving-picture show for Sir Thomas More than five minute of arc.

Jen reacted more than than she thought she would, her hands ran down her body and she blushed as she pressed down on the dildo, the head of it entered her, and she was surprised at how wet she was. She blushed more as she pressed down on the dildo. She felt that one-half of the dildo was already in her, and she loved the feeling. The dildo was amazing, but the way Audrey watched her though drove her crazy. In fact she wanted to do more than. However, this was a"lesson ”, she didn't want to risk scaring her friend.

Jen let out a buirdly whisper."flavour free to see nigher Audrey. Oh god, I don't mind you looking."

Audrey nodded and bent on forward slowly, she didn't want to be so eager. Her friend looked like she was a twenty-five percent of the way down the spear. She watched her body respond as she slipped down it. She didn't want to get too close but her torso kept inching close to see it up close. Somewhere in her mind she realized she didn't want to just attend.

Jen watched Audrey in closer. She didn't want to scare away her ally, but being watched turned her on so much. She slide down the dildo more and more and then pulled off of it, feeling it rub against her entire vagina. Jen was getting off being filled, but being watch out drove her mad. She would tie up go and have him ascertain her masturbate sometimes just to get her hot. Audrey's head was almost a foot from her now, and that was getting her even hotter. Jen suggested something more.

"You know, the best way to learn about this is to feel. If you want to touch anything, you don't have to ask, just rub, hint, kiss, I won't say anything."

Audrey panted. Watching Jen riding the toy had turned her on. The wine had loosened her up. The sex party put her in a thoroughly mood. Everything together working on her though and that was the alone reasonableness she agreed and reached out rubbing Jen's thighs. She had never had a lesbian experience, and this wasn't one ? They were just playing with a dildo right ?

Audrey's manus moved closer to her ally's puss, and that big dildo, finally she reached it and put her hands on her friend's body. She knew how to pleasure herself, so she tried what she knew worked. She rubbed at the top of her acquaintance's pussycat where her protagonist's clit should be. Audrey looked up and watched the Young daughter bounciness on the dildo that was the size of her married man and she loved watching it.

Jen was moaning out and the fact she was now being touched drives her crazy, she moaned out and thrust her pelvis while riding the dildo. Her friend was pressing her right in her limited topographic point. Jen thought back to her first time with a adult female where she was the one observance, and now she had her friend in the Same post. She almost screamed as she jerked and gushed. Jen's body got heavy, and she knew she had to get off of the dildo.

As Jen stood up, Audrey sat back. Jen lost her ground through and fell forward onto friend and landed on her lap. Jen giggled and gave her friend a kiss. She was glowing from her orgasm and then kissed her again.

Audrey was shocked. Rubbing her friend's soundbox was far, but now her sassing were pressed against her friends, , as her friend sat in Audrey's lap naked. Perhaps she had also drank too often, but she kissed back and laughed at the idea of the whole situation.

"Now it's your turn"Jen stated as she rolled off her ally onto the couch."Matt's asking for you."

Audrey blushed."No. It's ok, thanks Jen but.. I'm good."

Jen laughed."seminal fluid on, you got a show, now it's your turn to feel how serious he is. I'm already naked, and trustfulness me.. you'll never feel better."

Audrey sighed and looked at the toy glistening with her friend'juices on it. She wanted to feel it, she felt a motivation to experience how it'd feel.

Jen watched her Friend."How about you take off your dress ?"

Audrey nodded, distracted by the dildo, she slide her dress off of her and stared at it. Jeff was a good devotee, but Audrey rarely was in control condition, she almost never was on top during sex. Without thinking about it, Audrey removed her bra and slither her panties down. As she bent over to step out of them, her lips were next to the dildo, she could reek sex as she did her lips were next to the dildo when she bent over. She let her lips brush the tip and enjoyed the slight taste she got and the raunchiness of the candy kiss.

Jen watched realizing the melodic theme of using a dildo was driving her champion she sat on the sofa and recovered. She saw Audrey kissing the dildo and wondered if her admirer would mind her musky scent. Audrey's reaction told Jen that Audrey didn't mind her taste at all, Jen wondered if she'd be bequeath to try it from the source..

Audrey turned to her friend, seeing where she sat she turned to face her, and tried to sit back on the dildo, the inaugural attempt though made the dildo motion, and Audrey giggled.

"Oh damn, this is harder than I thought"Audrey tried to make a motion her body, but the dildo slipped again.

"Don't vexation, that's what happens after it's been.. used. Let me help."

Before Audrey could reply Jen was in front of her sitting where Audrey sat before to watch. She felt one of Jen's hands on her second joint and saw another scope under and impress the dildo back under her.

"Just sit down slowly, let me guide Matt in. He's excited."

Audrey nodded and let her friend do what she wanted, she didn't want to make a shot. As she sat though she felt the large phallic enter her and she was surprised when she moaned out.

"Oh Jen, that's ... Oh god that's nice."

Audrey stopped and then slid down the dildo a piddling as she sat more, she realized by sitting she was displaying her body for her ally but the dildo felt amazing inside her and all she wanted to do was let it fill her and moan.

Jen sat back and watched, she watched her acquaintance enjoy the dildo and watched. She was passing on two mystery, how a dildo felt, and how marvelous it felt to be watched during playing with a dildo, she wondered if she should try to add one more piece of the wonderful puzzle.

Audrey was in her whole world, she seemed to get the idea of riding the dildo with petty help, the board was a little bring down than she imagined but all those squats and lurch in the gym were paying off as she moved her trunk up and down the dildo as she wanted. No, as she needed.

Jen looked at Audrey, she always admired the one-time woman's physical structure, she might let a small exercising weight, but most of it was in her bosom. She imagined what it would feel like to caress those globes. She slowly leaned forward as if she was looking at her Friend's pussy. Jen knew what it looked like, but she wanted to screw how cheeseparing she could get to her friend.

Audrey bounced and looked down, a little shocked as she saw her ally moving towards her. Part of her didn't want her friend to get close to her, but another part wanted to ask Jen to tint her dead body. She had never been with a cleaning woman, and aside from Jeff's trace for threesomes, she didn't think about it. Jen was a close friend though, if she ever did need to try anything, Jen wouldn't be the last person to come to take care and she wanted to try it today.

Jen got closer and after realizing Audrey saw her and wouldn't stop her, she moved her lips forward and kissed her Friend's crotch aiming for her clit. Her mouth met her ally's and for a mo the sometime charwoman stopped, but when Jen rubbed her ally's pussy with her natural language, her friend jerked.

"Oh god, Jen."

"Mmm, yes Audrey ?"She didn't move back, but she took her tongue off her friend for a moment.

"keep doing that, it feels so right."

"You know, there's one feature of this dildo we haven't used ?"

Jen smiled, hoping Audrey didn't see how felicitous the idea made her, her lips found her clit again as Audrey bounced on the dildo, she then parted her lips and licked her booster's clit again.

"What's that ? It feels so dependable as it is."

Jen reached down to its base and twisted the ray, the entire dildo started to vibrate in her friend's pussycat, she didn't want to daunt her Friend before, but now that she was enjoying riding it, Jen knew her ally would love this.

Audrey loved it. The tongue on her clit, her friend watching her, and the way the toy pulsed inside her was driving her crazy. She almost screamed out, then after a few instant she screamed. Audrey called Jen's name and grabbed her ally's head pressing it forward into her genitalia. She recognized that she had done this with Jen's boyfriend and that thought labor her crazier.

Audrey moaned out, she was uneasy when she started, but now the thought of her protagonist down there and the giant dildo sticking out of her made her forget her nervousness. The hale approximation was so disturbed she feltl her dead body responding like never before. In fact this wasn't like with Jeff, the way Jen was playing with her made her need to occur.

Jen smiled and saw her friend tense up, she had teased her friend now she knew she needed that technique her roommate taught her. She covered her friends clit again and released ‘ the knife twister ’.

Audrey screamed out again as her consistence exploded with sensations. Audrey had never used a dildo, so when she came she back, she almost sat down on the dildo.

Jen noticed her friend was sinking down and realized she would drum the entirely dildo into her unless Jen stopped her. Jen sprung up and tried to catch her Quaker, but as her arms wrapped around Audrey, the dildo Audrey was sitting on slipped. Instead Audrey and Jen fell backwards onto the mesa in each other's arms and the dildo slipped out of Audrey's pussy. The two woman giggled again and Audrey kissed Jen in a way she had only kissed her husband.

"Thank you, that was incredible."Audrey sighed as she laid back.

"You are very welcome. If you'd like you could ‘ accidentally'make the dildo back to your place, and when you come back and take back it, I could evidence you more ways to use him, or even get you one of your own."

Audrey laughed."I'd like that. I think I need some very special attention from lustrelessness Damon."

Jen laughed at that."And he'd passion to afford you it, the nice thing is matt Damon never gets run down, but first I want to say good bye, for a fiddling bit."

Jen picked up the dildo and winked at Audrey as she slide the dildo down her throat tasting her and her friend's juice.

Audrey just smiled at Jen knowing that when she comes back she would have to try that out herself. She hoped that wasn't the only thing the young fille could teach her.


Returning to the diner.

The Present

The four admirer sat at the table, thinking back to their secrets. No one talked for a few second. Jeff had crammed a bite of his sandwich into his mouth and chewed. Audrey and Jen looked at each other. Audrey would normally roll her eyes at what Russell had said, but instead she licked her sass and then grabbed her sandwich hoping no one but she hoped Jen would sleep with what she was thinking. Adam just smiled and thought about nothing, his normal life.

The End