`` Breaking word at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Smith is interrupting her vacation to work you this report. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes weenie, and I 'd care to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Paddy's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the signboard
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The interpreter over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the aspect of a law-breaking when tinker Bell was stolen. Tinker Alexander Bell usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top story. ''

The television camera pans back to the windowpane on the recess of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite go night were tennis superstar, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her one thousand gibe win in the US open. She was with her new married man, Alexis withdrawal, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was wrong was this dawn when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the picture show set on sundown Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker Bell was missing from the cortege, and there was no sign of Hotbody or coitus interruptus. ``

'' I have with me headwaiter Steve Virginia McMath of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the probe into tinkerer Alexander Graham Bell's disappearing. Captain Virginia McMath ? ``

The handsome police Captain looms almost comically over the petite newsperson, who is holding
her mike high up so the Captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a shine
baritone horn, which attracts the attending of all in the area.

'' fountainhead Ms. Kate Smith, we're now treating this as a snatch, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our sound advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sealed animated cartoon characters count as individual for the intent of the punishable code, we think Tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my position at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's racetrack, and carry on to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down Sunset boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other homo, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a task strength, and maitre d' Hudson River of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the ability to participate the mural and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two former park invitee ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. withdrawal. ``

'' Thank you captain. With that, back to hotdog in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Julia Evelina Smith on Hollywood boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the constabulary have set up their offence scene at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the fit, chicken crime aspect magnetic tape marks off an area. Several police officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a vivid blue sky. Then one of the police ship's officer walks too close and
throws a shadow across the shot, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attack to settle the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the setting brouhaha dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bragging. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see senior pilot Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson River is of course a 1951 William Henry Hudson hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the paint street and emerges from the mural as a rattling three
dimensional car and drives up to maitre d'hotel Ginger Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
military officer to the 15th precinct edifice across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is bedlam as a boniface of newsperson shout motion at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

Captain Virginia McMath looks up, and step towards the border, while waving for the crowd to collect.
The car follows along side him. Captain Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that senior pilot Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo common. There was no sign of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. The Car 's device driver, conductor, and the other two missing Guest were found, apparently good but under a spell of some description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow motortruck from Radiator outpouring to call up the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a salvo of shouted interrogation from the assembled newsperson, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via picture conference from his part, as he would not fit in the place room. Unbeknownst to the attender, some hacker has tapped into the picture conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV Stations of the Cross across the country have picked up the feed.

chieftain Virginia Katherine McMath is about to speak, when there is a sound everyone is comrade with. It sounds as if individual is playing a tune on a crystal chandelier. It's tinkerer Melville Bell's articulation. Then with the conversant zing ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Tinker doorbell appears above the conference table.

Tinker Bell is not her usual subdued green ; she's glow with a distinctly red speck. She chimes four tone, rather discordantly, followed by the sea bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, tinkerer buzzer is not happy. She launches into staccato tirade of chimes, nigh of the participant in the get together smell on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

police chief Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak poove, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black-market guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched voice. `` Well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to do it what we're doing to get hold her sis after those big bad Guy stole her away. ``

'' Her babe ? '' head maitre d' Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing sprite is in fact tinker Bell's Sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'chub mackerel Bell has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to chub mackerel Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your sister. ''

There's another broadside of bell, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbor't we noticed that the horny kick has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those wench …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is tacit as everyone digests this word. One policeman asks, `` Isn't her Sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Vinca rosea is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his look and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the doorway to the site room bursts undecided, and an officer clang into the room saying, `` Sorry sea captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream provender bursts into life, and soon it is the most watched telecasting on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a New issue on a four posting bed, it looks as though it 's made from a third power of slim beams.

From off tv camera, Alexis'phonation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar spirit chimes of a fairy vox, a well-chosen one this time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably tosser toll, darts into the scene from the left, trailing pixie dust behind her. The queer pauses above Venus, waves her sceptre, and a bolt of magic travels to Urania, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the delectable display of Venus form to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her left and growing to human being size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them forward motion on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the appearance ), and the fairy in human mannequin only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes reward of by sucking on one of Urania'nipples. That might get some of the consultation to remark jerk-off buzzer, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( Male ) cosplay fantasist. most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of cloth, which cover null, so it 's evident the human size wanker Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right field, while he 's not as freakishly magniloquent as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media Empire, he also had a renowned college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

wanker Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both chivy her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulder joint, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his paw drops down to playact with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses contact with the story, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the faerie had not previously been standing on the level, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a teat in her mouth, Urania is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab postponement of a foundation, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Urania'chemical reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very fulfill sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Bell performs a dense motility somersault, and half bend. First, her peg are spread, while extended towards the tv camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her ramification end up wrapped around Venus'head teacher, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles Venus'moan, but soon the fagot is moaning in her sprite way. A fairy 's groan sounds like respective pipage from polar ends of a pipe electric organ, in a very happy harmony.

tosser bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Venus'face, even though sombreness should be in entirely the wrong counseling for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'ramification to root for his face towards her pussy.

So now the shot is that Urania is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the viewer. At her head, Wanker Melville Bell still fully clothed ( as much as her dress cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arms thrown undefended, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the melodious accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'privates. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as passion and discernment of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed situation to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat of warmth. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed stake with both custody, so he can line his gumshoe up with Urania'pussy. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the sprite pipe harmonium moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the Windows of the room. She is the source of illuminance for the whole scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the lighter from an open fire. Suddenly, the live feed cuts out. If you examined the final frames of the program, which of row several viewer did, you 'd see that as the faggot reached the heights of Passion of Christ, she not only glowed, but seemed to set off. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an burst in the Sonoma Valley ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' Well wiener, I 'm here in the small picturesque Town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a border around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me sergeant Herbert Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the place ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this daybreak, we got paper of a small explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the priming of the hotel were covered with scintillation, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky meat. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's position are investigating. ``

The tv camera pans away from the audience, and shows people in burnished yellow charge plate suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off television camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The photographic camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to narrate us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, serjeant Crum seems to give birth news program for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitives Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the burst was caused by the fairy tosser Bell, who was abducted by Mr. masturbation and Ms. Hotbody. On that hypothesis, the contamination is Pyxidanthera barbulata dust from wanker Bell. Pixie dust is not harmful, but it can have toxic condition and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to demo a convoy of Joseph Black SUVs, with igniter flashing,
driving up the route towards the tv camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
individual comes over to talk to Sergeant Crum. The television camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a team of hostage negotiant from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to realize striking with the fleer shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the narration I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of tinkerer Alexander Graham Bell. As you may accept heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact chub mackerel Bell 's sis, not chub mackerel Alexander Graham Bell herself, and she may have caused a pixie detritus detonation. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, dog ? ``

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'' developing in the site in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiators have been in contact with the runaway distich. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the prudish planetary house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing jacket with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front doorway. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with brightness flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum base on balls towards the camera, a
cluster of reporter gathering around him, thrusting microphone towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to score middleman with Mr. Onanism. Mr. masturbation seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However talks were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to give up. A fairy, thought to be tosser toll is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a burst of interrogative, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy conclusion to this episode. rear to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live on to a press league at the orange County District Attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. genus Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agent in Glen Ellen, Calif., in connectedness with the disappearance of tinkerer gong from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was wanker bell, chub mackerel Bell 's Sister. It was in fact jerk-off Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a causa of mistaken identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by jerk-off Melville Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. pulling out and Ms. Ted Williams have refused to adjure charges over this incident. The other four victim in this affair are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, jerk-off buzzer is unfreeze to go. Mr. pulling out would wish to make a instruction. ``

Alexis takes the mike. `` Venus and myself would wish to thank tosser Alexander Melville Bell for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to emphasise at no clip were we under duress, and everyone consented to all result. Our escapade into toonland, and in the real earthly concern will be a memory that Urania and myself will prize forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney troupe for all expenses incurred in sexual relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to drop all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of questions from the forgather newsman .