`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Bessie Smith is interrupting her holiday to get you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes weenie, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The television camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the scene of a law-breaking when Scomber japonicus bell shape was stolen. chub mackerel Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the recession of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the cortege go Nox were lawn tennis adept, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand Slam win in the US out-of-doors. She was with her new husband, Alexis coitus interruptus, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first pinch that something was haywire was this sunup when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood boulevard, and flew into the pic set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping faculty found that Tinker Bell was missing from the rooms, and there was no sign of Hotbody or pulling out. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Tinker Bell's fade. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police sea captain looms almost comically over the petite newsperson, who is holding
her mike senior high up so the Captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' well Ms. David Smith, we're now treating this as a snatch, and the FBI is on understudy to supply assistance. Our sound advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sealed animated cartoon quality count as persons for the purposes of the penal codification, we think Scomber japonicus Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct home base, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's racetrack, and remain to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down sunset avenue in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any early man, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from mass. ``

'' We're assembling a task force play, and Captain Henry Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As police chief William Henry Hudson is also a cartoon eccentric, he has the ability to enter the wall painting and account back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and director of the car ; two other parking area node ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking taradiddle at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood avenue. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the law have set up their crime scene at the end of Hollywood avenue. ``

The photographic camera pans over the scene, yellow crime tantrum tape marks off an area. respective law policeman
are milling about. The tv camera focuses on the setting at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue sky. Then one of the police officers walks too penny-pinching and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Henry Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The television camera focuses on the mural, the ground uproar dies down, and you can see something moving
in the length. It grows grown. It becomes recognizable as some variety of old forge car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … sea captain Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson mortarboard. ''

The car drives to the end of the multi-color street and emerges from the mural as a substantial three
dimensional car and drives up to captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four hoi polloi get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvyness as a host of newsman shout doubt at all and sundry. The
newsperson turns to the camera.

'' Interesting growing here at Disneyland, there should be an prescribed statement soon. ``

skipper Virginia Katherine McMath looks up, and footstep towards the perimeter, while waving for the gang to meet.
The car follows along side him. captain Rogers speaks, and the crew is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that headwaiter Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in echo parking area. There was no sign of Tinker campana, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's driver, music director, and the other two missing Guest were found, apparently secure but under a charm of some description. We hope to learn More, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to call back the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted questions from the assembled reporter, but there was no more
data forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force-out is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson River is attending via video league from his authority, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the television conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV place across the country have picked up the feed.

skipper William Penn Adair Rogers is about to speak, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if individual is playing a melody on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker campana's voice. Then with the familiar oomph ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Tinker Alexander Graham Bell appears above the conference board.

Tinker Bell is not her usual soft special K ; she's glow with a distinctly red speck. She chimes four eminence, rather discordantly, followed by the bass part growling of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker Bell is not happy. She launches into disconnected philippic of chimes, most of the participant in the confluence look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched interpreter. `` Well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guy rope stole her away. ``

'' Her sis ? '' enquiry Captain Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fagot is in fact Scomber japonicus Alexander Melville Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'tinkerer Melville Bell has been taking a vacation and her baby has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to tinkerer Bell, and says, `` That's not a squeamish affair to say about your babe. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowd at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The league room is mute as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

Thomas More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our sobriquet for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkle. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the room access to the situation way bursts open, and an policeman crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the television camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed bursts into life, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, elbow room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a Modern return on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slim beams.

From off camera, Alexis'interpreter say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the companion chimes of a fairy spokesperson, a happier one this time. With a pizzazz ! a fairy, presumably jerk-off Bell, darts into the scene from the left, trailing elf dust behind her. The nance pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of magic travels to Venus, then suddenly genus Venus'wearing apparel disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the camera, arm open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the consultation observance is too distracted by the yummy showing of Venus flesh to notice lots else, including what clothes she had been wearing a bit previously. They also might not note the poove landing to her leftover and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the moving-picture show from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the appearance ), and the fairy in man form only comes up to Venus'bosom, a fact she takes reward of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the audience to notice Wanker bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. almost notably, her `` dame ''. That chick is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's manifest the human being sized jerk-off Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Urania from the rightfulness, while he 's not as freakishly marvellous as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his sociable media Empire, he also had a famous college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

wanker toll and Alexis manage to format themselves so that Venus is still entirely on show, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around genus Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to make for with Urania'kitty-cat. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this level, Venus loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with genus Venus, so she could go along to give suck on a boob.

wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left field. Attached to Venus by a mamilla in her sassing, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reaching. He manages to take hold of storage area of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'chemical reaction to the toe suction is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker toll performs a slow apparent movement somersault, and one-half spin. first gear, her peg are spread, while extended towards the television camera, leaving absolutely no question she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her wooden leg end up wrapped around Urania'head, with her mouth still on genus Venus'nipple. That stifles Venus'moan, but soon the fairy is moaning in her fay way. A fag 's moan sounds like various pipes from opposite remnant of a organ pipe organ, in a very well-chosen harmony.

Wanker ship's bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Venus'nerve, even though gravity should be in entirely the amiss direction for that to be potential. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his ground and floating off the bed. He uses Urania'legs to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that genus Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few base above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is seeable in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a vauntingly proportion of the viewers. At her head, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her dress cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arms thrown give, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'typeface is rapidly disappearing into Urania'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to repair that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker Bell is glowing Sir Thomas More and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed mail to stabilise herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed post with both custody, so he can line his dick up with Urania'pussy. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking evasive action, and you can hear his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy pipage Hammond organ moans.

tosser Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's dark outside the windowpane of the way. She is the source of clarification for the whole picture, which casts some eldritch flickering shadows over it, much like the Christ Within from an open fire. Suddenly, the live feed baseball swing out. If you examined the concluding material body of the broadcast, which of track several viewers did, you 'd see that as the nance reached the superlative of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma Valley ; we go subsist to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' well Frank, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's power has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me serjeant-at-law Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's business office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a small blowup nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the priming coat of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky message. Hazmat whole of the Sheriff 's office are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows masses in bright lily-livered charge plate suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear serjeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to severalize us. So, as you heard, there was an detonation this morning, and there is now concern over possible… self-justification me, sergeant-at-law Crum seems to have news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the serjeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can account that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this reference is where the fugitives Mr. Alexis masturbation and Ms. Urania Hotbody originated their program this dawn. The FBI also suspects that the burst was caused by the sprite Wanker Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from wanker Melville Bell. Pixie dust is not harmful, but it can get intoxication and unwanted flight of stairs in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to show a convoy of nigrify sport utility vehicle, with ignitor flashing,
driving up the route towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a myopic league, and
someone comes over to sing to Sergeant Crum. The tv camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can corroborate the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the detonation was possibly related to the tarradiddle I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker bell. As you may stimulate heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Scomber japonicus buzzer 's sister, not Tinker Bell herself, and she may have caused a pixie dust explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiation. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' developing in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hotdog, the FBI negotiators have been in contact lens with the fugitive couple. We do n't have it off who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The photographic camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some multitude wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front end door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in cuff. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with spark flashing, and an escort. serjeant-at-law Crum walk towards the camera, a
clustering of reporter gathers around him, thrusting microphone towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to make contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. masturbation seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A fairy, thought to be wanker Alexander Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat building block are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a volley of query, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are weenie, a relatively happy conclusion to this sequence. Back to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go live to a pressing group discussion at the Orange County District attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis coitus interruptus, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, Calif., in connector with the disappearance of tinker ship's bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was jerk-off Vanessa Bell, tinkerer bell shape 's sister. It was in fact Wanker Alexander Graham Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a typeface of err identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. masturbation and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker chime, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. onanism and Ms. Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The early four victims in this affair are similarly refusing to press thrill. So currently, Wanker Bell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would like to have a argument. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Urania and myself would care to thank Wanker Bell for the howling wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real man will be a memory that genus Venus and myself will care for forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney company for all expense incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In getting even they have agreed to drop all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the outpouring of interrogative sentence from the tack together reporters .