A note on our playfull side ...

From master : For everyone wondering what its the likes of for us after 13 geezerhood of wedding here is a funny story from our trip-up to the Loves truck full point.

So I had to run to get new mud fuss for my dump motortruck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since dear is like 30 miles away. once there of class I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourer stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm same sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and Viscount St. Albans blimp stick with a bacon cheese peg. Of course, I am expected to ploughshare well while standing at riposte paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and nonsense and I see honeyed tarts gold ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me snap up them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my high mallow yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Fukkianese or so she is giving me cruddy looks while I chow down on sweet tarts forget me drug. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other mitt missed out on a seraphic burn because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would consume fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how married couple survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : reckon your spouse eating your favorite food, one right field after the former. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the last public eye ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the lounge when a commercial message for boy meet macrocosm came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to terminate using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all distinctive me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the prison term and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your expression really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to plug him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he snaffle me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken somerset flop.

In straight sadist manner, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my consistency. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do have a go at it him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

erotica principal deep Throating

Note to readers : this narration is gross. 2 girlfriend 1 cup stark ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't desire to be grossed out, do n't learn it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an 60 minutes so I started shopping. I had a cerebration of buying something fun to designate passkey I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for suddenly full point of time. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the paries and thought, its a miracle. flash pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to recital penthouse and texting citizenry. I discovered a penthouse society is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my swain about my naughty plans.

The computer memory stayed void trough close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to locomote. I reminded him of my plans, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porno adept. In, out, fast, rich, harder, recondite, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull out off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a undecomposed sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese carte in his hand. batting order I had never seen before. Position reward cards. I picked one and got into locating. What fallowed was the unspoilt oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. oral exam for effort !

Then he took controller. He put me in missionary post and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a fast shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes thing do n't make out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just disperse off and move on : ).

petty things

Its always the little affair that make me screw Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

bringing me luncheon when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my catty side

Putting up with my workaholicness

bringing me flowers out of the blue

coating my creative ideas : )

Our short cause

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your hired hand on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any aspect. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The early Night overlord had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and kick his face. ( undue licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my limb down urging me to try. So I did, however he is liberal and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my ft in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. sum up sex till climax and end scene.

roll the die

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy vogue. I took mine trade good. Then I rolled and got playfull lash standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. Nothing hurts him. Of course we both took turns using the tickler on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the die paradiddle of course.

Then onto cards. My workforce tied behind my back straddling him and going stiff for a bit. The adjacent plug-in had guidance for me to sit on his thigh. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his conniption and he assumed control. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college theme

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while skipper nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

gambol hookie from employment because your girl faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the theme but bite instead

have sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to work out

Begn for pivotal pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

Blame headmaster for distracting you when he exlains for over ten hour why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 to a greater extent paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

adopt a dope disruption. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel assuredness as you gossip with a friend.

last newspaper

Smoke again.

I think Masters waiting and watching was more torturing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the eternal sleep of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was raw and your supporter was at the room access. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not much understanding so the bratwurst comes out. `` conjecture its sound I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im bound and bent over the late frost getting a spanking. A backbreaking hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a goofy fun match in this candid moment story. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or conjure up question about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the number 1 metre this decade and intend to fag out them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a brace on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` Look at these underdrawers ''. He slapped my ass. I made a jape about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his lack of respect for consent. This got howl of laughter and more than spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another jape while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage prank ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke coil hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so arduous my incline is splitting and I ca n't impart myself to perish him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That ill at ease consequence when your trying to watch lesbian porn but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and stir up the whole family. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. Small space put me on edge. You said I 'd be fine. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born last night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunk trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to propel along and fall in you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't say me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go good blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to plow things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did move. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to vote down it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your sculptural relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was dangerous, hydrophobia or not ( I 've already had the lecture, decamp it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the solitary one spotting the spider so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a modest crawlspace with a slight Bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to creep to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nothing. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The bend was home to a teacupful disc sized Black furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the post. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a grand time. Ignorance is cloud nine. Thank you for today .