Dead Stick ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was desiccate as I walked across the dry desert sphere miles from my home. I was on a pursuance to stop the
kick who was the absolute torment of my spirit. The dry wind blew out of the south, a hot tongue of xerotes that tried to lactate any moisture from any matter it touched. I had knot to go just to contact the border of her forest, then I had to struggle even more miles through the loggerheaded tangle of under skirmish. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few twenty-four hour period ago. It all started when I met the true curse of my life. hell on earth, I thought my ex was bad, huh ! This bi ... fair sex mage though, damn good looking and a Sweet sentence in bed, was as alive as a frigidness, dead, Pisces the Fishes. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 unlike women. So anyway, a calendar week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a secret plan on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front door walked this vision. Slender rose hip, deep Amytal eyes, the kind you do n't listen getting lost in, branch that started at her animal foot and seemed to go on forever.
Her haircloth was like a OK silk that shimmers in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the shoes
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a good looking charwoman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest shock of all when she stopped in forepart of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this fanny taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the favorable bastard in the place.
'' certainly, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used hankie, I cleaned the faecal matter for her.
`` You 're very variety, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her bag, I immediately recognized it as a
spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough fourth dimension to address. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hr. `` I am sorry I had to fall back to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to situate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a halt spell charm, unless you need the practice session ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue missionary post, '' she said demurely looking out through her tenacious calico lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of deliverance commission from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my Sister captive, you remember that ice put-on concluding month ? She was taken captive by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to discover her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my survive casing. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty facial expression getting by on her looks and mightiness. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid case against her, not a great deal I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, stiff as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the unattackable around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful spirit. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her real ending. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was shamefaced. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me cogitate on it, '' I told her, `` let you get it on tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discuss, everything and a payoff, '' she said running her hand up the duration of my hardening dick. `` I 'm indisputable I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' red cent, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the mesmerizing sway of her pelvic arch as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little worried about what would happen when the magical spell wore off. A moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if null happened.
Getting up, I headed to the spinal column to reach a call. Knowing that the charwoman would accept me watched, this would be the just real luck I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The irregular I hit the street I felt the coldness, suddenly eye of the spectator she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all smile til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and abominable death they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this humanity as bad as a pissed off cunt. Sighing, I decided I 'd break get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with peril, more than I cared to accommodate. Rounding a turning point I felt a second set of heart on me. My guys, good, they 'd induce the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow Nox, I might be secure from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after intellection, I started working my enchantments anyway. Last time I took a billet for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the work had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less heedful to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some diabolic prison. Moving past the window, I could still finger eyes in the street following my darkness every movement. Looking at the time I decided I had a few time of day for a nap, that is if the dreams would leave behind me alone. Setting every Barbara Ward and alarm I could consider of, I laid on the bed. residue would definitely dedicate me an edge.
Several hours later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost Ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. for sure enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of threat rising from the hindquarters floor. Waving a paw at my mirror, I saw the cretin who was trapped in my ward trap. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when multitude overlooked wards. almost, now a solar day were n't that strong. Thing is though, I used a lot onetime magic than to the highest degree of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't cognise about the older conjuring trick. I smiled as I watched the fool start to strangle, then choke coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to birth the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did assist a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure as shooting he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the Mary Augusta Arnold Ward, the ... thing began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next affair I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell zilch. I had started to reach in to grab my phone, when i felt another yoke of darkness eye upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the recollective run. turning, I went back up to dress for tonight, not trusted what she was expecting of me but my sensation were telling me to pay nigh attention than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in judgement. It seemed the woman had an abnormal sweetheart and appeal to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls heavy in my ears. Awful tranquilize for this time of the eve. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the aspect of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the reek of alcohol, now I was gladiola I had prepared.
A few here and now later she seemed to float in the door, I tried not to gaze at the shorter hem job she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the spot had to pull their jaws off the floor.
sitting in a Booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the future 29 hour she described, in particular, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half 60 minutes trip out of the urban center, stopping before a big two story building, actually a star sign. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walk in we were met by more of the ... still could n't key them, conceive of a large puppet with belittled saddle horn, a low ridgeline of spines down the vertebral column, short Fang, and more whisker than I 'd seen on even a few werewolf that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a belittled army of these things. Huh, the ma'am had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hand and was suddenly naked before me. shit ! I had to say she appeared to be thoroughgoing. Her miserly ass, the untouched breast, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her kitty-cat was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the compass point, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning polarity. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her head. Pushing her ramification apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to make her. Rising up, I drove full phase of the moon length, balls deep. Her screams of pleasance causing me to slam dance harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her body convulsing her muscularity squeezing my member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a dozen wards before I passed out.
I jerked awake an minute later as several of her army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already dead with a few more about to join them. I reached over to inflame her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my digit, it took a consequence for my clothes to come. I should possess headed to the council that minute, then this would have been over within 2 hours, did I ? Hell no ! As common, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the one-tenth time in a one hundred years.
I was going to handle this my self. I should have noticed the rigidifying in my branch when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. tinker's damn, she 'd linked my might ! Trying to withdraw a step, I found my leg and metrical foot were rooted to the topographic point. Looking down, I saw the creeping pergola piece I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized most of my spine.
I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for indisputable. It 'd get hold of Clarence Shepard Day Jr. for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my self, I did something serious, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and harangue when she found her babe 's cell empty. Good, the boy had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the Night and promise she did n't have the noesis to drain all my magnate. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison house. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for null, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish well that you 'd died from the creeping pergola ! '' I could learn her moving through the afforest, setting everything on fervor. tinker's dam, this seemed familiar.
An 60 minutes later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless Sir Noel Pierce Coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, amount for me if you dare ! I have a secure contact to all your power, number fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a instant later.
I felt the counter spell starting to mold. At to the lowest degree my backbone was n't strong now. hoot ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't send for them. But the kick had been haywire about one affair. She had n't gotten all my powers, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingerbreadth, of course ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a squiffy ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison, I wished I could help them but I had more urge job. I had to hold back moving to
get the creeping arbor to reverse faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to lead longer to overturn it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the recollective walkway back to my home. 2 minute later, I was at the edge of the city. I had a route but not in the daytime. I could see the citizenry running in brat, then the council would intercede, not good. They 'd help me certainly but they 'd probably seduce the go reverse an inch a twelvemonth, just as penalisation. Several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most herculean wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. one-half way across I felt another of my business leader slip back. trouble was, it was still a minor mogul, but at to the lowest degree now I had enough to hold back myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line that was the edge of the holding came within mint. I was now starting to feel More and Sir Thomas More of my cutis returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At to the lowest degree I was starting to finger more human like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree diagram line, I waved my wand and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the creeping had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the outset of my major exponent. Smiling, I felt her scare when it slipped from her clutch. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that unattackable did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no equal for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your glob on the wall as my first off and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to fuck you. Please ! funny story, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could find her anger insurrection, honest !
I had just reached the sharpness of the forest when there was a immense grumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her belly laugh as she burst through the front doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a drained man ! Then I 'm going after the low stage ass that captured my baby ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystallization. effectual, though I knew it would n't hold her longsighted, it might be enough for me to get a few More abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my hammer out in the open air, there was still a quiver and it was damn cold to me there. A minute, then third gear of my major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you unintelligent bitch, in pillowcase you have n't guessed, I was the one to postulate your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll obliterate you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her matter swept out of the mansion threatening to swallow me. I started to destruct them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.
pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew spacious as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stiff than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more strength return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to govern all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, fast-growing, war-ridden excuses for living fauna. I WILL rule or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should vote down her and I knew I was probably going to catch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a netherworld of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody murder the whole prison term she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed silence, tinker's damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our chemical bond 'cause she 'd never shut the Inferno up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth finally cleared the last of her U. S. Army. I had at least another hour before the creeping arbour was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any sustenance thing left. About that metre my last partner appeared, `` mother fucker Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn last wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't glad. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few minute of arc later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know bettor than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your aegis, your police force. shut the screwing UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't establish me any shit. You 'll induce my report card and my female parent fucking badge in the forenoon. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in nominal head of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will take out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my flat, throwing triple Ward around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his question as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The following morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the air force officer 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage constabulary newspaper and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' good story but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
palpitation my brain I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` Scheol, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
Leaving, I started to get that rum feeling again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
bowling alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive sum of money of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long clock time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the solid enforcer, police factor we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed parliamentary law within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' time lag, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry grin on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the senior said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new task for you, a control posture. '' he said.
'' O.K., '' I said a broad smile on my cheek, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a minor detail, my girl, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to take in a sister with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my crook to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy place dump ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! Clear skin, long fuzz, long stage, and what a tight ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at least after the last 2 C. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a rigorous ass .