Christmas Day 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Noel, King John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these patsy had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of chump !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hullo John the Divine, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising legerdemain you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be Nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can look a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this twelvemonth ? I have a lot of clobber to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to unite together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might encounter a nice young lady there !"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Ethan Allen walked off, a womanhood ? Jesus Christ that was all he needed was a mean, spiteful, greed driven, blood suction brute that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Danton True Young char walked by smiling at John, only to let him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then travel away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's toilet Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, char in particular."Her ally another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to St. John the Apostle their vocalism were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to swig Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The foremost true smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get set for the political party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his brain then looked at his picket, he had an hr ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get rummy and get sent home. As the elevator doors open trick instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Gracie was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste paper basket, puking his catgut out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to take in a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company charge one Chris ?"

"Not at this recently crossroads, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to make a Saint Nick for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the lift doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men trick automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an extension phone of the season's business."John the Evangelist looked at the CEO with a questioning face."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a kindly man giving nowadays to children."privy's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. matter is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my image,"toilet was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful flock ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will make you a legend in the field, a family name to all, and one that you could compose your own tag to whatever you desired."Mr. Gracie Allen was saying.

The unharmed time John was starting to actually smile giving and bigger. Not the pseud one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"good, though the solely thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as Saint John the Apostle's optic narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"look John the Divine I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my option to continue you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way slope. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The fry respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business maneuver. Kind of like sex entreaty attracts but sex sells."

lavatory stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a thirdly metre he nodded and followed Mr. Ethan Allen in the back to put the case on. Pointing to a doorway bathroom walked through and right into an almost naked cleaning woman !

Screaming the woman covered as often of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing apparel you pervert !"whoremaster just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the netherworld do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're Gospel According to John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to suffice your questions I was sent in here to vary into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."second base, I am not a pervert as I have no sake in you or your, HA ! nonsensical diminutive torso. Third, yes I am so festinate up they are supposed to be arriving at any moment and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to festinate so it was the Sami brunette who was spreading rumor earlier.

The woman started to say more but the Word stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the nine between toilet's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to deal the sex appeal. God knows you don't have very much else that's for sure !"whoremaster sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... tone here you damn freak of nature ! I have More appeal in my petty finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"addict huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumor about shit I know zippo about !"John the Evangelist snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a nasty breakup two years ago, no children, no social life. blaze you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

john got in the brunet's brass,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a cunt the hale metre, then I could make it happen. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll dainty you like one. serve me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also observe your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only 1 to know, I want it to stick that way."John growled to stress his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the infernal region did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa Claus elbow room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting respective children who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the public figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his belly size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Ethan Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything just ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the hollering of wads of kids as whoremonger Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best aspect he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the next hour John went through the motion asking each baby what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was in good order John thought this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the elbow room privy sat as he saw what looked like a mantle across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely raw when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the mantle between his legs.

Looking up at his vast fellow member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a deal she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept aid from perverts."She said as she got off the story and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John the Evangelist smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do affair like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the mantle,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face up with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a gentlewoman just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting thing you have I ..."

growl bathroom reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking beef ! I don't yield a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your shtup business ! So do me a party favour, go on placid and I will also. You're poking your nose into damn you have no business concern messing with. In a Logos ? fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and drawers on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalise as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and return her a composition of her thinker. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our storehouse Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could replete in the next eight days."

"I'm not indisputable Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertisement campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just discharge it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can treat the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am surely that your department can save you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the intact place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to read if you can do what you did in there in the store. Well ... I can ensure that your incentive will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. girl Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My epithet is Jennifer you ... retard !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make surely you both have split changing room. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and fair sex. Walking around a street corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you opine it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am certain they got a skilful aspect at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day toilet showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his countersign there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to peel. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came font to grimace with John, stark au naturel ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already huge member got bigger !

grinning John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I look at ?"

Jennifer was trying to notice her voice. She was trying to find her will top executive ! netherworld she was still trying to tear her center away from the incredible organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Gracie has screwed us over again. Oops dingy didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing privy then turned and finished dressing then sat to look on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the Inferno was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to conduct lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. await I know this is an unusual office I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to take a leak it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the paries in social movement of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to facilitate all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."St. John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't crush you, but you really are a in effect guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."bathroom replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to dismount up the room. toilet saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking animal otherwise known as char ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought cleaning lady were warm, loving, and gentle.

thinking back he should have seen the sign, as all she wanted was things Thomas More and More each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal insult for two days ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John the Evangelist had been crushed his nub mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was admittedly, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to follow Jennifer, she was a innate at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his approval at each affair she took. John's optic were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the board with a piled up plate ! Though the most stupefy affair was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a ma'am as she said she was. John just shook his pass there was a lot More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go household. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing elbow room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical workplace in a prospicient time.

"I can't remember the last time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to slumber material damn trade good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near smooth, this metre Jennifer was ready first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

whoremonger watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."whoremaster told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be okay, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, can always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the 6th day John Lackland came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he throw off her but she didn't move shaking his top dog he picked her up and put her in the front seat. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info visiting card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh St. John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was strike the sign of the zodiac was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the penny-pinching store and bought fifty pound sterling of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few knockout in her sink then sat on the lounge and yawned. A instant later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the beginning cat which got the minute jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

looking finisher he guessed one was a gray-headed Siamese, the other had to be a bare Tabby. Though as to the color that was arduous to say with all the white, grayness, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"lav said as both cat-o'-nine-tails were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next break of day she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get plate ? The terminal thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat solid food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note of hand on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't relocation. I brought you house and disrobe you and put you in bed. I saw your friend had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am meritless I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at employment. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a clock time. Smiling she thought it was nice that King John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed total ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dish antenna also ! Trying to close up her mouth all she could do was shake up her caput. Then her ire started to build up up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the shop and walked in ahead of time getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John Lackland was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a footling spell. Walking to the fecundation way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another matter coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a cyprian that you can buy, you son of a cunt !"

Gospel According to John sat with a thud tears started to decrease from his heart as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The nuisance was like a knife being shoved into his essence it was almost too much to take. Dressing can steeled his fondness up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the grooming room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last metre he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to justify to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for toilet but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"lavatory ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the snag came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore privy didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger incline of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. weeping were running freely, unashamedly down her nerve."john ! My god please St. John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John the Divine opened his centre but couldn't see well, there was a char in front man of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty matter to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eye."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest kat ! Now though I guess I'll get to ascertain over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé eld ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You poor ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as huffy as I remember you being !"Then his center closed.

"Yes cardinal, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to face, dresser, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him justify then transport."
Twenty arcminute later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see privy looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the second I am trying to kibosh you from making a vast mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just allow me alone. harbor't you caused me enough pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smile Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could see Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thought process of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched whoremonger's drumhead. Saint John the Apostle heard Jennifer ["john griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better be or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, hoot it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relation. Could you please put her down as my succeeding of kin, as my fiancé ?"John Lackland asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the excellent job you did. You actually made so many of those tyke believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to Saint John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in surgical process for possibly an time of day then recovery. Finally a nanny came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The Loretta Young nursemaid said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me recognise when I can see him."A depress Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only sustenance relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The harbour relayed.

A galvanise Jennifer walked down the hall to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to care you two a happy life. Now no Thomas More of this untested man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me amount back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did toilet as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."whoremaster smiled. Jennifer was about to address when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"Saint John said.

"I love you John gryphon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas Day my dearest ! ”