Yuletide 2016



Ten Clarence Day to go ‘ til Dec 25, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the glad and joyous masses went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of multitude go by ; what a crowd of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of multitude moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the gaffer, for now."You can expect a big bonus this class for this John the Evangelist ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of poppycock to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a clip for the house of this bay window to connect together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a prissy girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed trick slightly.

Saint John the Apostle faked a smile as Mr. Ethan Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, revengeful, greed driven, line of descent sucking brute that loved to rack. Shaking his head he was good off alone, he was tinker's dam sure a Hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could get a line them gasp then impress away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tightly fitting blonde said.

"Oh, that's John griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her ally another slender though brunette berth actor said."I have heard rumour that he was hurt ..."Then to John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

darn it ! He was going to slug Gino the role temp when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The first true smiling he'd worn in hebdomad appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a party favor running his sass !'Sighing he might as well get prepare for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his head then looked at his lookout man, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get mail home. As the elevator door open John instantly knew he should deliver waited. Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste newspaper publisher basketball hoop, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to bear a Saint Nicholas Claus ! Can the temp party ship one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to throw a Santa for the company. Almost all of the faculty has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When lav saw Mr. Gracie Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your St. Nick !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an lengthiness of the season's business."Saint John the Apostle looked at the CEO with a questioning tone."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the saint of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's oculus started to shine as he ran the scenario through his head."These children in routine want affair, affair that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Woody Allen sir. matter is I have to be felicitous and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could guess that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful lot ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a mint that will urinate you a legend in the field of force, a menage name to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The unit time whoremonger was starting to actually smile with child and bigger. Not the pseudo one he put on everyday but an real genuine grinning."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"Good, though the lone matter is you have to function with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."trick started.

"Look John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way slope. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

lav sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can sour with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another job manoeuvre. Kind of like sex entreaty attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was confessedly. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the case on. Pointing to a doorway John walked through and right into an almost raw char !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"trick just smirked at her as he went to the other side of meat of the room and started to undress."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't alteration when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're whoremaster griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your query I was sent in here to change into this,"here privy held up the Saint Nick Suit."moment, I am not a deviant as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite body. third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any instant and I have to be there to present the season."whoremonger was trying to hurry so it was the Same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the gild between John's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a mo later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex solicitation. God knows you don't have practically else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn nut of nature ! I have more appeal in my short finger than you do in your whole soundbox !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At to the lowest degree I don't go around spreading rumour about shit I know nix about !"john snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a smutty dissolution two class ago, no children, no social aliveness. pit you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

Saint John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a kick the whole time, then I could make it happen. Understand ? Be a cunt, I'll treat you like one. help oneself me, and I'll supporter you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our seat ! Also hold your rima oris shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only unity to cognise, I want it to stay that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then decease the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he retrieve he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated charwoman why would he avail her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John griffon could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his tum size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to catch the door when Mr. Ethan Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything goodness ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the roar of scores of kidskin as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the elbow room. Putting on his best font he watched as the brunette worked the gang of small fry. Hmmm the brunette was in effect at this than he thought.

For the adjacent minute John Lackland went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was correctly lav thought this is a mythological gimmick to elevate the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the elbow room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few second later whoremaster was almost completely bare when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the drape between his legs.

Looking up at his huge appendage she swallowed hard as can could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the like about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her oral sex through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a peeress, I do not do thing like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the pall,"You are a profane yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a ma'am just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting matter you have I ..."

growl John the Evangelist reached out and ripped the drape down."flavour you fucking kick ! I don't contribute a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking line of work ! So do me a favour, keep serenity and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no job messing with. In a word ? nookie off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and gasp on Saint John the Apostle left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to talk as the man left the elbow room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and throw her a piece of her head. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling can that you both did such a grand job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our entrepot Saint Nicholas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could take in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure as shooting Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just deteriorate it.

"bunk, your assistant can address the residue of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing St. John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can give up you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie with all due respect, if I am not there the entire position goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to see if you can do what you did in there in the store. fountainhead ... I can undertake that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."privy said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have class changing rooms. I am bad you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped future to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure enough, I am sure as shooting they got a in force look at each other. They both were rather hushed about it so there is a commodity opportunity it did."Tim Gracie stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to mistreat in for a import but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day John the Divine showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his parole there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a unusual short man came by and put an out of order signaling in on the other way. A min later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came aspect to facial expression with John, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her astonishment trick's already huge member got braggy !

Smiling whoremonger said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say cypher and neither will I make out ?"

Jennifer was trying to ascertain her voice. She was trying to notice her will powerfulness ! Hell she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the unbelievable organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops distressing didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to waitress on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her lip open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to acquire tiffin together. I'll treat since I know you are perfectly broke. Yes I have my beginning also. Look I know this is an strange spot I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as well-heeled for you as I can alright ?"bathroom said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to assist all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were harsh. supporter ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can portion ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John Lackland replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creatures otherwise known as adult female ! It hadn't always been that way, at one clip John actually thought cleaning lady were strong, have it away, and gentle.

Thinking back he should deliver seen the signs, as all she wanted was matter more and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a monstrosity of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was honest, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the role he was playing. It was almost lunch time when can started to watch Jennifer, she was a born at this !

Finally they were at luncheon St. John the Apostle telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in presence of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's eye were vast when she sat at the mesa with a piled up plate ! Though the most nonplus thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The solid clock time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his head there was a lot more to this fair sex than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both strip down and actually sat there fighting eternal rest. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't remember the last prison term I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn serious tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near restrained, this clip Jennifer was cook inaugural and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the social movement, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front man and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the succeeding few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Saami, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day Saint John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he escape from her but she didn't move shaking his drumhead he picked her up and put her in the presence seat. Looking in her purse he found her savoir-faire on an information card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was print the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the family and armed the alarm. vertebral column inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the skinny store and bought fifty pounds of solid food for the brute. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the sofa and yawned. A consequence later both hombre cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second overjealous and was soon trying to push the former out of the way.

Looking finisher he guessed one was a grey siamese connection, the early had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the people of color that was hard to say with all the white, grey, black, gold, and Orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The succeeding morning she awoke and sat up with a starting signal. How did she get house ? The survive matter she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the president by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the support way stopping when she saw the fifty dollar bill pound bag of cat nutrient. When both her big cat came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to awaken you, you didn't motion. I brought you habitation and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food for thought so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am blue I violated your confidence and went in your handbag to get your info. I hope I see you at employment. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a metre. Smiling she thought it was skillful that john had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to fill up her back talk all she could do was excite her head. Then her wrath started to build up. Try to buy her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the storage and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

lav was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a footling while. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his look."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another affair coming ! Two more Day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a woman of the street that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

privy sat with a thumping tears started to diminish from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The pain was like a tongue being shoved into his kernel it was almost too much to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it pass off to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the bandaging room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the split started again. damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the live on time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for Saint John the Apostle but he was nowhere to be seen. soul told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business enterprise conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the bout came harder as he shifted into initiatory and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! John the Divine !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

scream louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."St. John ! My god please lav, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his eye but couldn't see well, there was a cleaning woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to distinguish her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those filthy things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest qat ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's center opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé days ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live on or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

privy opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his optic closed.

"Yes exchange, we have a male chance event dupe, several lacerations to face, breast, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
20 minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see John Lackland looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to bar you from making a immense mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my case ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John the Divine said the disgust apparent in his voice.

grin Chris touched John's head teacher,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could listen Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thought of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched trick's head. John Lackland heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"tone like horseshit now, don't you ? She was on her way to excuse for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might sustain misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congener. Could you please put her pile as my adjacent of kin, as my fiancé ?"Gospel According to John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John the Divine was in operating theater for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the spoiled for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, class only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living congeneric. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his exclusively relative, strange. Actually it's the for the first time time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The suck relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the mansion to the elbow room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Edward D. White pelage of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm grim Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's back talk dropped surface, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a felicitous lifetime. Now no to a greater extent of this Whitney Young man, I know that both of you love the former fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did Saint John the Apostle as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”