Chapter one Gribble

It was a brilliant sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his sound supporter Chief Joseph turned their bikes into the driveway of the Hill house. Both the son as Chief Joseph said `` guess ill see you later dude `` and twit back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his motorcycle into the thrust way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room for class know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called founder Dale. He parked his bike in the give garage as be headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a gator aid his mother walked in wearing a spicy pants suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field write up for channel 86 word a job which although she did enjoy she secretly wished for a larger role in news casting world but sadly after he ordeal in Samuel Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a failing news program for the rest of her life-time. It was this fact of her life that had driven he back into the arms of her long sentence off and on again fan John the Evangelist Redcorn. As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a particular report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just order a pizza pie for dinner party. She said goodness bye and jumped in the back of John the Evangelist Redcorns landrover and hie off towards the state highway before Joseph had even been able to say good bye. Joseph looked out the room access at the smoke from the burnout and said au revoir. He stood their looking at the station where his female parent had yet again decided to run off with her fan to her job yet again leaving him abode alone, it was all right though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived household. Even though he had his ideas that John Redcorn might have had something to do with his invention he would never be able to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents spousal relationship and refused to exit them alone. Joseph walked towards his bedroom to run some video games when he noticed that his parents bedroom doorway was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mother adultery. As he swung the door open his eyes beheld a muckle that was sadly a to familiar spirit to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an expression that showed both the horrifying unhappiness that he felt for himself and his Father of the Church, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mother adulterous activity. Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of trash travelling bag he had hidden. He began cleaning the way throwing away the used condom, John Barleycorn bottles, and off brand caricature Mexican cigaret packet that only the tightwad St. John the Apostle Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bathing tub elbow room and noticed that his mother had left her terminated outfit just lying on the level. He muttered to himself `` she ca n't even try to pick up '' as he picked up the blue angel blue jean and pink shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the clothes into the hamper his mothers pantie had failed to cause it into the handbasket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mothers sex juices the immature 14 year old held them mortified that he was feeling the termination of the his female parent infidelity. The youths optic began to fill with tears as he threw the disgusting worn and used underclothing into the hamper and ran off to his bedroom and began openly crying and screaming `` why does she hate me so much why is n't my pa anof for her `` he laid their screech and crying for about fifteen minutes before he knocked the outside controls off of his bed and the tv turned on. As he sobbed he began to discover the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'miss. incertitude fire'and that 's when it hit him if his female parent would n't be the cleaning lady in his fathers lifespan then he would be the women in his male parent life.

Chapter 2 the Benny Hill

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his male parent request for the thousandth clip. As he entered the aliveness room he said hullo to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his bedroom. `` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present `` lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile `` what is it golden another coffee can lid firssby ? `` lucky just smiled `` why no silly I got you the new spider man picture show I heard that you did n't get to see it in theaters so I though you might like to watch it now ``. Bobby held the picture show in his hands starring at its pg-13 rated glory. `` lucky thanks mom can I sustain it `` he asked in a obviously anxious and worried tone. `` we 'll as long as your father Does n't encounter out I do n't see why not `` Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and might on his tv and ps2. Bobby sat watching the flick for hours before his sire called him out into the livening `` Bobby you 've been in that god danged way all day why do n't you go outside and throw your football `` Hank said as he wiped the dirt off of his hands with a terry cloth. `` ok dad `` bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen. Hank looked at his hands he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the foreland mechanic had failed to read up to work to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work on the truck himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the last 10 minute at stricklen watching long horse take `` client after barleycorn legal customer `` into his office hank did n't imagine anything of it he would always see buck as his dear mentor and father figure of speech even though buck had since become a drunken womanizer blaze bent on extorting Hanks commitment leaving him free to diffuse his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his intemperate working patsy and was glad as long as he got to see stricklen succeed. Hank walked to the ally to fulfill up with his life long admirer banknote, and Boomhour. Bill was at one metre a marvellous young man with dreams of escaping his abusive don and becoming a war wedge in Socialist Republic of Vietnam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in troops this meant that the United States Army had a nimiety of cadet and since bill had dropped out of high schooling week from graduation he was n't able-bodied to restrict for their officeholder training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the hair of many a solider any of which were just as specify to do his job. But Bill was happy in the begging as far as he was concerned he had a wonderful Job and his farseeing sentence daughter ally Lanoor whole he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over xvii years later banker's bill had begin to realize just how sad and depressing his lifespan rely was despite never taking a brainsick day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely ceremonial attitude as he was still cutting hair in the Same death chair he had been cutting fuzz in for the last decade and a half. His ex-wife had taken half of his matter in the divorcement that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed extreme point emotional attachment at the drop of a pin. Boomhouer was the concluded opposite of poster after high school Boomhouer had decided to attend college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Texas state troopers as a homicide detective this left him working turgid stretch of time working undercover and air issuing poppycock that he could never tell his friends despite us multable try to brig it up sadly they only seemed worry in the workings of Thomas J. Hanks life. This combined with the crippling Great Depression he had from the Grissom fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome setting he saw on a day-by-day floor. He had recently taken up using lechatelierite meth as a way to pall the pain. They three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke `` Dale called he 's going to be a picayune later he had to crystalize out the dead pup from the mega-lo doghouse `` the former two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their boozing Alamo and watching the beauty of suburbia.

Back in the Hill menage bobby was concerned about his Father-God request to go exterior.
'' mom dad wants me to pattern growing the football what should I do `` `` we 'll honey why do n't you go blot out out in mine and your fathers bed room and work on your prop comedy for a little while `` `` that 's a large estimation mom thanks `` bobby said as he ram towards their elbow room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the drive way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed elbow room and began working over his ruten. Over the years bobby had tried to work his comedy ruten from a clean perspective but in the last few months the other youths in his division had grown bored of his turn of green noggin in the nose and whoppy cushions on electric chair and seemed more interested in what was inside each others pant. Bobby had stayed up late the last few week watched fox and HBO to gather inspiration. He had worked out several new bit he planed on displaying at the up and coming school gift show. But before that he needed a closure act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act. Bobby the noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a span of red cotton plant panties out. `` ah a superhero masquerade party '' Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and oral sex placing it so that his eyes were facing out of the leg holes and the crotch was right on his nose and mouth. Bobby noticed a slight smell from them but it seemed removed like it had been dissipating for several hebdomad. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly hilarious joke. At that moment Hank opened the room access and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his female parent scanty on his face `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his father and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the way she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his male parent awakened their would be nothing she could do to serve Bobby his fate was sealed .