My friend frankfurter and I were sitting in front of the TV watching a football game and chatting. I guess I mentioned that I had not succeeded in hooking up with a woman for several workweek and I was not about to pay a prostitute but that I was getting really horny. I 've never had good luck keeping a long term girlfriend.

He said, `` If you just want an easy screwing or cock sucking, I 've got a architectural plan that works for me almost every time but you ca n't be picky. I go bar hopping but I do n't come out till about eleven or so. Sometimes I have to go to three or four taproom before I spot the right girl but I know her when I see her. She 's usually but not always a little older than me. She is either homely but not ugly, or over weight and she is dressed like you would expect a beautiful young Delilah to be. You know, either a short annulus or short circuit shorts that let one-half of her ass stick out the bottom and a thermionic valve top or hackamore top or something like that. ``

I looked at him, `` I want the beautiful Loretta Young temptress. '' I 'm just your average egg white guy. I 'm 31, 5'10 '' and weigh 185. I 'm getting my number 1 few Zane Grey tomentum, I wear glasses and feature just a little bit of a midway aged tummy. hotdog is a lot like me. I do let a middling decent seven inch tool but you have to get that far before a womanhood would know that. `` Sure you do but how often do you get one ? '' dog replied. I just slowly nodded my head. dog continued, `` I walk up to her and whisper in her ear, How about going out to my car and giving me a cock sucking ? Once in a while I get slapped but dressed like she is, she is probably out looking for sex too. I pick the less desirable unity because not a lot of other cat have hit on her, she is not expecting a guy better than me and if I do get to fuck her she is probably going to be squeamish and sozzled because she has not had a lot of cocks pounding her pussy. Doug, you 'd be storm how many sentence I score a patch of ass or get the cum sucked out of my dick. ``

It sure sounded reasonable, especially since I had already downed three beers in the net one-half hour. The game ended about ten and I decided to try it. I was sitting there during the fourth quarter with a hard-on from thinking about what Frank said but with him there, I could n't do anything about it. frank went abode to his wife and I headed to the parking lot and got in my car.

It was the 3rd bar I went to before I spotted a little girl like what Frank said to look for but there she was sitting at the bar. She was n't older than me. She actually looked five or ten long time younger but she fit everything else he said to look for. She was wearing cutoff jeans shorts and a vivid yellowness halter top. She was probably XXX Egyptian pound or Thomas More overweight, had pretty thickly Methedrine, had on more physical composition than looked right but had not done her obtuse brownness hair up in any picture way. She had Thomas More of a beer belly than I did.

I was nervous about how Frank had said to set about her but there was an hollow stool next to her and I figured that worse matter that could hap would be that I would get slapped in front of everyone else in the bar. I sat following to her. I leaned close and spoke softly, `` How would you care to go out to my car and have me a blowjob ? '' At firstly there was a appal aspect on her expression as she turned to look at me but then it went away and she scanned me from head to toe, stopping for a good aspect at my crotch. `` Buy me a drink and we 'll sing about it. '' I called the bartender. She had a Bloody Blessed Virgin and I had a Bud. We introduced ourselves by our for the first time names only and made small talk till our swallow were about gone. Then I again asked her if she would go out to my car with me. She looked me in the eye for a minute and just said, `` Sure. ``

We got in my car. Joan reached back and unhooked and removed her hangman's rope top. `` Suck my teat first. '' Her tits were probably 38 or 40 D 's and sagged quite a bit but they were still courteous and she had big severe teat. I really enjoy nursing on a womanhood 's knocker. When my lips first wrapped around one of her nipples, she let out a loud moan and pushed her chest at my face. I probably spent five minutes sucking and squeezing her bosom and actually brought her to an sexual climax doing it. While I was doing it, she had her hand in my bloomers and around my shaft, slowing jacking me.

She backed away, `` OK, it 's my turn now. '' I shifted my positioning, lifted my bum and pulled my pants and shorts down to my human knee. In the moonlight she saw my prick for the first time. `` That 's a really nice cock. I 'm going to enjoy this. '' With that, she wrapped her script around the stand of my tool and slipped her lips over the head. My cock jumped and I groaned. It had been a patch. I hoped I did not come too quickly.

She licked and sucked on my cockhead while she slid her helping hand up and down my shaft. I sat there with my oculus closed, enjoying the feeling. After a minute she stopped. I opened my eye and looked down. She looked up at me and smiled, `` Am I doing it the way you like it ? '' `` You 're doing great but it would be even better if you took your script away and used your mouth more. '' Joan moved her hand and took to a greater extent of me in her mouth. I started moving my hips, fucking in clock time with her bobbing head. A couple times I touched the spinal column of her lip and she gagged a little.

I put my hand on the backbone of her head and controlled the speed that I wanted her to suck me at. After respective transactions I felt my ballock filling with cum and bulge out to tighten. I put my bridge player on both slope of her head and held her still as I fucked into her sass as intemperate and profligate as I could without gagging her. Joan locked her lips around my shaft and sucked as hard as she could. My spunk raced down my love peter and exploded in her mouth. I could feel her swallowing as my shaft pulsed several metre, each metre shooting a stream of my germ into her mouth.

I stopped coming but she did not hold back sucking boulder clay I went limp. Joan sat up. There was a small drawing string of cum at the corner of her mouth. She wiped it into her backtalk with her digit and sucked her finger. She smiled at me, `` That was really good. '' I told her that if she waited just a few minutes I could get hard again and I would present her snatch a just fucking. `` That sounds nice but I 'm having my period so it 's out of the question. '' Joan re-fastened her top and opened the car door at stepped out. She blew me a kiss and headed back to the bar while I sat in the car with my meat in my hand.




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