`` Breaking newsworthiness at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth smith is interrupting her vacation to wreak you this level. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hot dog, and I 'd care to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The photographic camera pans over to Mick's illusion hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the scene of a crime when Tinker bell shape was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the windowpane on the corner of the top floor above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last night were tennis star, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her 1000 slam win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the duad had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was ill-timed was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housework staff found that chub mackerel gong was missing from the suite, and there was no foretoken of Hotbody or withdrawal method. ``

'' I have with me skipper Steve Carl Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into tinkerer chime's fade. police captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police Captain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the police captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a fluent
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' fountainhead Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a snatch, and the FBI is on standby to show assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sealed cartoon character count as soul for the purposes of the penal codification, we think tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's tracks, and stay on to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to go forward down sundown Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon purgative, it was not comically earmark for me, or any other human, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a labor force play, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the ability to enter the mural and theme back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two former park Edgar Guest ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Kate Smith on Hollywood boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime shot at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The television camera pans over the panorama, yellow crime prospect mag tape marks off an area. Several police policeman
are milling about. The tv camera focuses on the shot at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant amobarbital sodium sky. Then one of the police officers walks too fill up and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, headwaiter William Henry Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background uproar dies down, and you can see something moving
in the aloofness. It grows bountiful. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … Captain Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson war hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Will Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's threshold open. Four mass get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police force
ship's officer to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvyness as a host of newsperson shout enquiry at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting growing here at Disneyland, there should be an official affirmation soon. ``

skipper Rogers looks up, and step towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to accumulate.
The car follows along side him. Captain William Penn Adair Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that police chief William Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in replication Park. There was no planetary house of tinkerer Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. withdrawal method. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the other two missing guests were found, apparently rubber but under a spell of some verbal description. We hope to larn to a greater extent, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a fusillade of cry out questions from the assembled newsman, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via TV conference from his government agency, as he would not fit in the office elbow room. Unbeknownst to the attender, some cyberpunk has tapped into the video league provender, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to address, when there is a auditory sensation everyone is companion with. It sounds as if someone is playing a air on a quartz glass chandelier. It's Scomber japonicus Alexander Melville Bell's representative. Then with the fellow pizzaz ! of a crescendo on the crystal pendent, Tinker Bell appears above the conference table.

Tinker Bell is not her usual voiced special K ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four tone, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, tinker Bell is not happy. She launches into staccato philippic of bell, most of the participants in the meeting looking on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

senior pilot Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak queer, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley Negro guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched vocalisation. `` Well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to hump what we're doing to feel her sis after those big bad Guy stole her away. ``

'' Her sis ? '' inquiry Captain Rogers.

Sir Thomas More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact Tinker Bell's sister, ‘ jerk-off Bell.'chub mackerel Alexander Melville Bell has been taking a vacation and her Sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to chub mackerel Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your babe. ''

There's another philippic of gong, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny cunt has been flirting so outrageously with the crew at the parade. And those annulus …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is understood as everyone digests this news program. One officeholder asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More gong, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get finis to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the room access to the situation elbow room bursts open air, and an officer crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the television camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis withdrawal method 's livestream feed bursts into sprightliness, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing succeeding to a bed, the bed is a modern proceeds on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slenderize beams.

From off camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the intimate chimes of a fairy voice, a happy one this time. With a zing ! a sprite, presumably Wanker buzzer, darts into the scene from the left, trailing pixie dust behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her baton, and a bolt of magic travels to genus Venus, then suddenly genus Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the hearing watching is too distracted by the pleasant-tasting display of Venus human body to notice lots else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not find the fag landing place to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the motion-picture show from the right.

Both of them forward motion on the Naked genus Venus. Venus is known for being capriciously tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the appearance ), and the fairy in human kind only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Urania'nipples. That might get some of the audience to discover Wanker Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male person ) cosplay fantasist. virtually notably, her `` skirt ''. That doll is just a few flaps of framework, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the human size Wanker Melville Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly grandiloquent as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a brain. Alexis is that unusual combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social spiritualist empire, he also had a notable college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser toll and Alexis manage to set up themselves so that genus Venus is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulder joint, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hired hand drops down to play with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses impinging with the floor, she floats upwards a few in, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the base, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to give suck on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her lip, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reaching. He manages to catch grasp of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. Venus'response to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow motion summersault, and half turn. First, her legs are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Venus'head, with her lip still on Venus'nipple. That stifles Urania'groan, but soon the poof is moaning in her pouf way. A faery 's moan sounds like various pipes from opposite remainder of a piping Hammond organ, in a very happy harmony.

tosser buzzer lets go of Venus'teat and starts riding Venus'nerve, even though gravity should be in entirely the incorrectly direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'wooden leg to root for his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a vauntingly ratio of the viewer. At her promontory, tosser toll still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'font arms thrown open, and psyche thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

tosser bell is glowing more than and more strongly, as love and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs detention of the bed post to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his gasp and is now holding the other bed office with both hands, so he can business line his dick up with Urania'kitty-cat. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking manoeuvre, and you can find out his groan as he thrusts into her, even under the fag pipage organ moans.

Wanker toll is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's Nox outside the window of the way. She is the source of elucidation for the whole aspect, which casts some eldritch flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an overt fire. Suddenly, the live feed cuts out. If you examined the final anatomy of the broadcast, which of course of instruction several spectator did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the tallness of passionateness, she not only glowed, but seemed to set off. The detonation presumably knocked the television camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an burst in the Sonoma vale ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring Frank, I 'm here in the lowly picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a border around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me police sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's place. Sergeant Crum, what 's the site ? ``

'' fountainhead Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a minuscule blowup nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with coruscation, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's part are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows multitude in shining yellow plastic suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear serjeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' police sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to severalise us. So, as you heard, there was an burst this morning, and there is now vexation over possible… Excuse me, sergeant Crum seems to have news for us. ``

The tv camera pans back to the sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can cover that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their program this dawn. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the sprite jerk-off Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that hypothesis, the pollution is gremlin dust from wanker Bell. pixie dust is not harmful, but it can make intoxication and unwanted trajectory in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to testify a convoy of black SUV, with ignitor flashing,
driving up the road towards the photographic camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
someone comes over to talk to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco berth of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to take a leak contact with the fugitive from justice shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the tarradiddle I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker chime. As you may have heard the poof who disappeared was in fact tinker Bell 's sis, not chub mackerel Bell herself, and she may have caused a pixie dust plosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' evolution in the post in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiators have been in physical contact with the momentaneous distich. We do n't have intercourse who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the straightlaced sign, which is the B & B, and some people wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the nominal head door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A poof is flying along with them. The group hurries into a Shirley Temple van,
which drives off with lights flashing, and an escort. serjeant-at-law Crum manner of walking towards the camera, a
clustering of reporters gathering around him, thrusting mike towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to make contact lens with Mr. masturbation. Mr. coitus interruptus seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However talks were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to give up. A fairy, thought to be tosser Bell is also cooperating with the probe. Hazmat building block are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a volley of questions, but the tv camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively felicitous conclusion to this episode. Back to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go hold out to a wardrobe conference at the Orange County territory attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis pulling out, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agent in Glen Ellen, California, in connector with the disappearance of Tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was tosser campana, Tinker Bell 's sister. It was in fact jerk-off Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistaken indistinguishability. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by wanker Bell, by way of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hiram Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The former four victim in this matter are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, Wanker Alexander Melville Bell is free to go. Mr. masturbation would like to take a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Urania and myself would like to give thanks tosser Bell for the improbable marriage ceremony present tense she has given us. I want to accent at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all case. Our adventure into toonland, and in the literal world will be a memory that Venus and myself will cherish forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney company for all expenses incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In regaining they have agreed to drop all kick. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of questions from the piece reporters .