Ravished by a Mob ?

The night was still. The breeze barely rustled the leaves on the tree diagram. The auditory sensation of the stream trickling between the rock music 500 measure away was clearly audible. The sky was clear and the moon shone its silvery light far across the meadows and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"assistance !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A unseasoned maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my perch atop the garden wall. It was late, the wench might be in fuss so grasping my knife and jerkin I set forth in the direction of the sound.

"Help !"she wailed again, I hurried along as fast as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which pool of tincture was a pot hole to break the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An backer in a white-hot nightie with a dark coat covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in distraint ?"

"Er, My carriage was attacked by vagabonds and I was golden to get off with my award !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your hair still consummate and why have you not breach sweat."

"Oh for pity sake questions, motion, questions."she snapped.

Something is very wrong ! I decided.

"Help !"she shouted.

"hitch yelling, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, respective men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can remain with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an changeling !"she protested,"assistance !"

"uncovering you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"seed back, aid !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your hint,"I warned,"You will appeal the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is unseasonable with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your Mary Jane,"I replied,"I shall escort you to the village and observe you safe."

"I don't want safe, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village idiot !"

"Then the Inn should befit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you take a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will round me, bust my clothes off and ravish me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or asleep,"I admitted.

"Then you will have to do it,"she insisted.,"You will own to ravish me."

"I shall do no such thing,"I insisted.

"No thing no one will believe you,"she simpered and with a rending sound she tore her scrubs,"Help !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So ravish me, you may as well have some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you wish well to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a trifling and I believe I may be with nestling,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would have me sent to the gallows to facilitate this lie ?"I demanded.

"well I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could hightail it and become an criminal ?"

"Its hardly fair is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to ravish me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my accolade for my true love,"I said pompously.

"Lucky lady friend, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a little girl yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not violate me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fancy you,"I lied.

She managed to expose her left boob,"Are you sure ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Army of the Pure get you to the pub, I am sure individual will oblige."

She put her breast away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no fancy woman in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no tart !"the skirt declared.

"wellspring you scrubbed up well if thee's a gent,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a pint of Gin or a good fucking up thee's ass."

"Fuck up the ass please,"she said.

Poor old Tom fell off his stool."sodomist me miss I were taking the piss,"he apologised.

"I need a dear beholding to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"Look like youth Geoff had thee first ?"somebody suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the unclean manus off."Old Billy Barnes warned.

"Then what be faulty unseasoned Geoff,"person asked,"Thee got a liking for blokes, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want someone special."

"And aren't I especial enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her gown to the level and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his load in hos pants !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My phallus betrayed me and stood proud in the candle flame

"sodomite me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Bulls ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"someone started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The wench sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, individual grabbd me, someone guided my member and following thing I was in heaven.

wellspring not quite next thing, It took about half a dozen try to actually get the the bulbous purple head word of my fellow member between her soft pink pussy backtalk and rich into her insides.

She were very dear about it, made me feel real estimable by saying"Oh my noble it will never fit, give up it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went quiet when I had my member aright inside her.

"Oh my lord I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's early waiting,"mortal chided.

Is charge me bolt out, meter after clock time I pumped her full moon of me stuff. Pints of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

bloodline trickled from hr sassing,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might suffer said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattling doll,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing tackle unit of ammunition this !"and he jabbed his pecker at her rima oris as someone grabbed her hair and forced her to spread wide.

I had enough. I went place. I was nearly house when the Hue and Cry came storming over the hill. A smashing possie of men on horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twerp shouted,"The Carriage was attacked, have you seen the Young gentlewoman Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee effective ask at the pub, all the cuss is there sampling a new fancy woman the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"half-wit !"the Horseman replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"Round the street corner, first on the left you can't miss it."I explained.

"Round the quoin, first on the leftfield and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

individual grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new fancy woman !"

She was naked set at the shank suckling someone's cock while someone else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her womb or ass yap but she had her hands on the chas hips as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any hurt or feel any urgency to escape.

"Good god its miss Katherine !"some fool interjected. He earned a smack across his case from the flat side of the leader's blade for his pains.

"half-wit !"the leader swore,"How can you err a street harlot for my dearest daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"someone else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be nonsensical, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"expression like her ass though,"someone muttered.

"Does a bit,"somebody else agreed.

"How daring you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the bolted room access stopped him short circuit."outdoors up in the name of the Creator !"he shouted.

"We're closed, buck private party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a husky beefeater put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the left side where the hinges were and falling savourless on the ground with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as hoi polloi looked around.

"Oi that's not damn funny !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the wench gasped,"point, stop I say !"

"Bit deep to change yer mind now Miss you been well fucked and that's for certain,"Silas informed her,"livelihood thee dress on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the leader gasped,"You evil lying slight trollop !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"somebody muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the misfortunate blokes turncock in the process."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accordance and asked for a fucking,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a tally, that's five cap you made so far."

"pa !"she wailed, crocodile split running down her nerve. tinder running down her chin, spunk running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar sustain, here's a sovereign, pray allow all my men to use your sporting lady and then cast her out into the street, au naturel if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very adept squire, and about the door ?"the barkeeper asked.

"Don't labor your luck, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please sire,"I asked,"She is just a goodly young womanhood with the needs of a healthy."

"whore,"their loss leader snapped,"Like her mother, a filthy dirty lying fiddling whore."

"bettor in bed than her mother, by the looks of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you know,"he asked.

"Begging your free pardon sir,"a softly spoken senior worker advised."But there ain't no one on the estate what haven't screwed your missus at some metre or a nother."

"Silence,"Their loss leader bellowed,"Enough, have your fill of her and when you are done one of you must espouse her !"

Dead muteness."beggary your forgiveness sir,"someone said,"What sort of dowry are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well gain her own keep flat on her book binding by the looks of it !"

"dad ! '' the doll protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her beginner insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her backside with his member and ordered"Out of my way fool. ``

The chao staggered backwards in discombobulation and his cock erupted with a fountain of grey gook which trailed across the pub floor like the track of some goliath escargot

The girl looked back helplessly as he dropped his breeches revealing a truly monstrous cock.

"Oh my God Daddy !"she simpered,"Its Brobdingnagian !"

"Shut your rattle cyprian,"he snapped as he lined his turncock up to her pussy lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in netherworld, the child shall let two oral sex and both shall have head teacher thereon in the simulacrum of Behelsebub,"somebody intoned LE than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his length deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh dad you are so blue !"she exclaimed,"That feeling soo nice."

They fucked for nigh on ten moment, changing position a few times before he finally shot his load up her arse.

"Daddy,"the girl exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to fuck me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my daughter then, now you're a working girl, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full of witnesses you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all inebriate,"I suggested,"Might be mistaken."

"Are you the Greenwich Village cretin ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is rectify, '' I agreed,"Depends how much you're paying."

He just stared."Look,"I said,"Pay me a dowry and I'll marry her and stand by her."

"What, become her ponce ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two heads we can have a side show at Blackpool or somesuch and charge multitude to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the settlement idiot,"he agreed,"Any more offers for the cocotte's hand in marriage,"he asked. There was contend silence."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the Village moron !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you demand a dower for, she can take in a hazard laid on her cover ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a resign house and a hundred quid a year ? ``

"shuffling it two and you have a pile !"I suggested.

"Don't push it, one fifty,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So take her away and fuck her in any and every maw sir,"the father said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well persist here and savour yourself."I promised,"Er what's her name ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it matter,"he replied,"Just make sure as shooting she does her dissolute fornication here and not near my house ! ``

It was next break of the day I next found Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and defenseless under her coating

Dad wouldn't let her in trough I explained about the new job.

"We need to peach,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something useful laid on your back earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so foolish,"she said.

"Yes, all the world to choose from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to take an alibi for being with child, I had an ill advied dalliance you seem I had the handmaid pretend we were attacked in the woods and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"female parent snapped."Half that lot got cock rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off girl you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my dorsum on bacchanal !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to forget yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my mind craves the excitement of my womb being filled by eager men."

"So what do you desire ?"I asked.

"A lusty man to fulfil my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a dozen at least girl,"Mother suggested,"Get thee self a nice rolling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not comfort me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might have a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"face, just wed I and lets live like pal and sister, then you can fuck who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the Gallus gallus,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can whittle you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an imbecile !"she snapped

preeminence 1 ) its not exactly historically precise 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .