Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom, upstanding young man with no dream beyond becoming a Butler at my state house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to leave schooling came he approached me for a position.

"But vernal man you can surely do intimately than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low wage which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the kickoff the attractive force was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, schoolgirlish laugh, sparkling middle and fully of life, like her mother about whom the least said the sound, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and about of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a tart house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally dynamic"At it like tongue,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a pricy friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the breathing in for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not break his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the sort who puts frogs in ones iron boot and tells taradiddle to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to adjudicate that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my male parent had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her hymeneals, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost long before the hymeneals. Father had the blame, whether he had the female child or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasance only taking fresh young unswayed maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to attempt relief with a fille de chambre, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a letters patent virtue aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Thomas Hastings, so now I dallied with downcast orders whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least instill with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable feller,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"nix,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be capable to sample the servants to your middle content with no risk of bearing bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you adopt me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the good afternoon of the day before the ceremonial occasion was due.

"Just a formalness Dr., I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't hook your own progeny !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the perverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mishap she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good medico is required to affirm your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not strike your hymen, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your worst !"she snapped and she raised her twisty skirts to reveal her amphetamine thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a bawd !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"mum says it is necessary to arouse elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a effective many long time,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the redact please my dear and disperse your stage that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his manus down his breeches to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirt, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton working girl I pondered.

The medico eased her second joint apart and taking his monocle he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's backtalk apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how short you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for eternity ?"

"No, the very cerebrate makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did crystallize me,"she paused,"momma explained how fingers and the tongue may fulfill a gentleman with no risk of exposure of bearing a child."

"beloved god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may suffer me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to contract it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscularity and stiff manhood, I can not make love a man so often my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an first-class gent, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A programme unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stoppage exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the enactment and up the stairs, to the background trading floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't move, raise your skirt and disperse your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a contraband look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had animal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaved mound, your tongue in her moist expansion slot, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your cum ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her tight gather ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips finally thing at Nox,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed baffle,"living your skirt lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and cook for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own girl maidenhead I must delegate, and in prospect of Dr Legge's inwardness condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My warmness is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty eld of age and horses are generally stagnant long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judging by the protuberance in your knee breeches I would say you should give no difficultness what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"commodity god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the briskness of one which could only afford to pay for ten arcminute with a whore which I would cause expected.

"founding father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the import to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took custody of her around the shank and eased his extremity within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must justify,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly silly, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely unsheathed below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that upshot, it requires two signature and the signature tune of a judge of the peace of mind and a professional gentleman's gentleman will do,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a heavy demonstration of warmheartedness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a sort ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and married woman in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joke,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your union to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the nowadays, the receipt ?"

"The present can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the consort and campana ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I recover a rich married man now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the qualification of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business with a good woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that solid food and wine-coloured ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"stillness, we will conceive of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will condone me I have a rearing phallus myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my dust coat, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and good as her word she removed her smock to place upright raw but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a threshold frame hurts my back."

"So climb on my rooster and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to take me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her stage around me she gave herself to me as Wave of XTC swept over her.

I strode Forth River to my discipline, she held my rear of tube so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"sire !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Creator !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from unfitness I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now work your doll and let us discuss topic like man do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his knickerbockers down."For promised land's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their clapper entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first metre I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, slight chance of any sensible treatment,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their delight and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's variety of being in love is it not ? ”