A note on our playfull side of meat ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny remark story from our trip to the Loves truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud fuss for my knock down truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of line she did. So we set off on our petty trek since loves is like 30 international mile away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourer stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm alike sure. she finds something she wants and a crapulence. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and bacon sausage balloon stick with a bacon cheese pin. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney clobber and I see Sweet woman of the street fortunate ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me seize them.

Now were on the way habitation we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Amoy or so she is giving me filthy expression while I chow down on sugariness tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to prod me. I on the former deal missed out on a gratifying burn because I had no estimate, she thought the forget me drug were cheeseflower and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would cause known she thought it was cheese I would experience fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog mansion for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how man and wife survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : ideate your partner eating your preferent solid food, one rightfulness after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death glower ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial message for boy meets world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without awe of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. satinpod all the time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all distinctive me way I turn to wrick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

wrick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your brass really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I airstream in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he take hold of me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In rightful sadist mode, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my trunk. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex runaway on the couch. : ) I do sleep with him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

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musical note to readers : this story is gross. 2 girls 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't show it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hr so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing nebuliser. I can deepthroat yes, for unforesightful time period of clip. I wanted to get considerably. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to version penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse nightclub is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The computer storage stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced home plate to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the fellow called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my architectural plan, said our dear and goodbyes.

I started out smashing. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off truehearted enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sportsman though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. Position payoff cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best viva he has ever given. The better unwritten I have ever recieved. Oral for crusade !

Then he took control. He put me in missioner position and did his frog squat move matter I like so much. Its fasting, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a spry shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't cultivate out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

lilliputian things

Its always the small things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my catty side

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blue

finishing my creative mind : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your workforce on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of things. I just enjoy him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't get it on, superior and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenery. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other dark skipper had me in missioner. I ca n't commemorate what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and kick his face. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was straightaway to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and secure. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't propel. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my loser as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my metrical foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly demonic ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex till culmination and end scene.

roll the die

We got some sex die. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm die ! We also got bill. Kinky bdsm cards of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy mode. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whip standing up. No whips around so we used our riding harvest. I hit him hard a few good meter. null hurts him. Of course we both took act using the tickler on the early end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto cards. My paw tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The side by side scorecard had directions for me to sit on his second joint. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. schoolmaster laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his conniption and he assumed control. He went pooch for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a adept boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run next clock time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college paper

How to compose a theme

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam sidereal day while professional nags you

Take a few musical note

Procrastinate again

bid hookie from work because your daughter faked demented and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but collation instead

Have sex for the first fourth dimension in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to calculate

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

incrimination master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten second why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few sound calls

Write some more

pack a Mary Jane break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you palpate cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish paper

roll of tobacco again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more torturesome for him than the report was for me lol. He concludes the nighttime with, `` and you now have 2 papers each calendar week for the rest of the term '' effective grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

hayrick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was au naturel and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not often ground so the terror comes out. `` guessing its full I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im saltation and bent over the deep freezing getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in creative thinker that we are a goofy fun couple in this candid moment write up. This is not intended to call down a debate on consent, offend anyone, or rear questions about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first time this decennary and intend to wear them in our fl. passion waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for review ... I said `` see at these short pants ''. He slapped my ass. I made a laugh about him not understanding consent. He continued to larrup me. I made a joking menace to fret him out over his lack of wish for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another gag while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage jest ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so operose my position is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to choke him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That sticky moment when your trying to watch sapphic porno but a wanderer creeping across your telephone so you throw it, and wake the totally family. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. Small distance put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be ticket. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born lowest night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first cave trip-up. I took some pic. You kept asking me to move along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to link up me. You could n't assure me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a skillful way to manage thing. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an in from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scuttle away. Eventually we did move. We started to dissipate around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relievo. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, hydrophobia or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spider so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a low crawlspace with a little turn. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to grovel to the fold and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zilch. You were patient role during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the track you spilled all the beans. The bend was home to a teacupful dish sized mordant furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped matter up. You lied and calmly helped me get out the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would give birth screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful time. Ignorance is blissfulness. Thank you for today .