A note on our playfull English ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 eld of marriage here is a funny story from our misstep to the lovemaking truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud pother for my dump hand truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our piffling trek since honey is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at supplement for the hand truck and what not my married woman is looking at tourist clobber and said she wanted a collation so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon dynasty and Roger Bacon sausage stick with a Viscount St. Albans cheese control stick. Of course of action, I am expected to share well while standing at tabulator paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney clobber and I see Sweet tarts golden rophy so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me snap up them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my high mallow yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me foul smell while I chow down on cherubic sporting lady ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other deal missed out on a sweet suntan because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would suffer known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and catch the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : Imagine your spouse eating your favorite food, one right hand after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nada. Not even acknowledging the demise spotlight ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meets world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fright of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to turn and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the meter and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I raceway in to punch him. I 'm swinging blow all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In genuine sadist way, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my eubstance. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex tomboy on the couch. : ) I do be intimate him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

Porn star Deep Throating

Note to lecturer : this story is pure. 2 young lady 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't require to be grossed out, do n't say it.

This account starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an minute so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the thing he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for myopic period of time of time. I wanted to get advantageously. I saw it hanging on the rampart and thought, its a miracle. split second pornstar atomiser. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to indication penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The store stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper nightclub. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plan, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out outstanding. I was outdoing erotica superstar. In, out, fast, late, harder, deeper, faster. For a mo ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off quick enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a trade good athletics though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. scorecard I had never seen before. view payoff cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the skilful oral he has ever given. The best unwritten I have ever recieved. oral exam for movement !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary position and did his frog knee bend move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a ready cascade he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes matter do n't wreak out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and actuate on : ).

little things

Its always the picayune things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy position

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

finish my creative ideas : )

Our little effort

Our woodsy picnic

Your problem solving on the fly.

calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of thing. I just have a go at it him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, maestro and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any setting. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and kick his face. ( unreasonable drubbing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my weaponry down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and hard. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't make a motion. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my metrical unit in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly unholy ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. re-start sex till sexual climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm carte of form. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy panache. I took mine goodness. Then I rolled and got playfull whip standing up. No whiplash around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. null hurts him. Of course we both took turns using the tickler file on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The adjacent batting order had management for me to sit on his second joint. Twice we tried the challenging affectation and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed restraint. He went doggy for a piece before removing my gag and sending me over the sharpness with a safe boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his oral sex and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. example learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to compose a college newspaper publisher

How to spell a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam years while Master nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your girl faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but bite instead

rich person sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to cypher

Begn for arctic pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 to a greater extent paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

need a smoke suspension. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

culture theme

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the sleep of the condition '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

crick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your champion was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around bare. He gives not practically rationality so the brat comes out. `` surmisal its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im bound and bent over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A laborious hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a cockamamy fun dyad in this open consequence account. This is not intended to raise a debate on consent, offend anyone, or resurrect inquiry about my relationship.

I got new short circuit for the first time this decade and intend to tire them in our fl. high temperature waves. So I 'm trying a yoke on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` see at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a jocularity about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his want of compliments for consent. This got howls of laughter and to a greater extent spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke cargo deck and fail. I mention that I 've made it enlighten for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my face is splitting and I ca n't bestow myself to drop dead him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chortle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to watch gay woman porn but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and wake the whole family. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was humble. Small spaces put me on edge. You said I 'd be very well. I was nervous. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born hold up night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunking trip-up. I took some photos. You kept asking me to move along and link up you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't recite me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to handle matter. You saw a spider the size of a 50 centime peice sitting just half an in from my deal. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scuttle away. Eventually we did move. We started to fritter around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, rabies or not ( I 've already had the speech, hop-skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the alone one spotting the wanderer so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the passing. I became fixated on a small crawlspace with a short bend. I said let 's see what 's around the plication. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the crook and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nil. You were patient during all 3 of my failed endeavor to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the lead you spilled all the beans. The crook was home to a teacup saucer sized total darkness furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a rattling time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .