Bob ( The Builder )


First-Time, Humiliation, Masturbation
`` What level ? '' I asked as I looked down from the scaffolding high above Magdelene Street while
answering my cell phone.

'' The lounge floor, '' a char with a plummy accent insisted, `` It 's staining the ceiling downstairs it really is not good enough ! ``

'' And where is this ? '' I asked, she told me, it did n't register.

'' Jack London ! '' she said.

'' That was workweek ago ! '' I explained.

'' wellspring it 's not good enough, either you rectify it at no cost or I shall sue. ``

'' OK, text me the address, '' I agreed, `` I 'll see what I can do. ``

'' I want rather to a greater extent than a faint promise, '' she said, `` You finish at five, I shall have a bun in the oven you at seven this eve, that should commit you meter for shower and a Malva sylvestris burger. ``

'' That 's rush minute ! '' I protested.

'' Leaving London favorite, not coming in, seven o'clock or I sue. ``

I did n't induce lots choice really, so I thew my tools in the old transit at knocking off clip and headed round mum for a raciness to eat and a exhibitor before hitting the M40 East bound.

The traffic was n't bad, not my way, westbound was like a car park but I went well until past the M25 where it got a bit sticky.

I got round her topographic point around ten to seven, an old fashioned town house with a few stair up to the front threshold and a few down to the basement, probably 1880 ish, bath stone faced to offset floor story then render, a red brick structure basically thrown up on the cheap.

'' You 're early, '' she said censoriously as she opened the front door.

'' We aim to please, '' I quipped.

'' wellspring meliorate your aim, '' she said as she stepped back to allow me into the hallway. She looked tardily thirties acted like ninety, stuck-up bitch.

The kitchen door opened, `` fancy woman, '' a female child 's voice trilled.

'' Not now kitten, '' the woman insisted.

'' But mistress, I have to be, oops ! '' she said.

I stared, she was wearing a maids kit about four size too small, her breasts swelled over the top and it barely reached below her navel which must throw been chilly as she was n't wearing any knickers.

'' Sorry schoolma'am. '' she said.

'' Well close the door, and put your eyeballs back in, they 're on stalks ! '' the 'Mistress .'insisted, `` You simply ca n't get the faculty. ``

'' But ! '' I said stupidly.

'' Oh wake up and smell the chocolate, '' she insisted, `` Really the small-scale mindedness of the typical British worker never fails to amaze me. ``

'' None of my commercial enterprise gentlewoman. '' I agreed, `` Or is that mistress. ``

'' Do n't push it. '' she said as she locked the outside door behind me, `` But we are not here to talk about my sexual preferences, nor yours for that topic. ``

She led me through to the couch, strangely the floor was as I left it, sealed glossa and groove stripped pine, it looked fine.

'' What 's the problem ? '' I asked as I noticed a strong aroma of disinfectant.

'' It leaks, '' she said, `` It is staining the cellar cap. ``

'' What leaks ? '' I asked.

'' The floor, '' she said, `` Leaks, you were instructed to seal it. ``

'' Not against body of water leakage, '' I explained, `` But the casual spillage should be fine. ``

'' That is not what we agreed, '' she insisted.

'' I suppose I could dedicate it another pelage, '' I offered, `` Why does it smell of disinfectant ? ``

'' You had well see the cellar, '' she said, and she swept past me and led me down the step from the spacious modern kitchen to the old cramped kitchen below and through to the memory board elbow room formerly servants Asaph Hall beneath the lounge.

The cap was stained brown.

'' Crikey, that 's not water, '' I said, and I rubbed my fingerbreadth against the low ceiling and tasted it, `` That 's, yuck, where does the plumbery go. ``

'' Can you seal it ? '' she asked.

'' No, this is the dirty drainage, naught to do with me, '' I said.

'' You said seal, come in upstairs again Mr Allington, '' she said, `` Let me demonstrate. ``

She went back to the lounge, `` Pippa ! '' she said, `` render our client the problem. ``

'' Mistress ? '' she queried, `` But he 's a man Mistress ? ``

'' Very nearly Pippa, '' she said, `` But show him how you show contrition. ``

'' I ca n't madam. '' she said firmly.

'' I 'll get the cat in a moment, '' the 'Mistress ,'threatened.

My intellect boggled, she had done her practiced but her tits still bulged from her top and at to the lowest degree the rear duad of column inch of her kitty-cat were clearly displayed below the hem of her skirt.

'' No please Mistress, '' she pleaded.

'' So do it you pillock child, '' she insisted.

I had no musical theme what was about to happen when quite improbably she squatted down and started to do a wee on the refine floor.

'' Bleedin'pit ! '' I swore, `` No unredeemed wonder it leaks and stinks, have n't you ever find out of washstand, Thomas Crapper, Armitage product and all that ? ''

'' And in your small minded world have you no knowledge of water system summercater ? '' she asked.

'' Certainly have, '' I said, `` Surfing at Newquay, Jet Skis, pee skiing, but not pissing on the bread and butter room storey. ``

'' And it had no burden on you at all ? '' she asked.

'' No, '' I lied for my old man had come to liveliness quite painfully if I was honest, stuck down my trouser leg when he needed some space,

'' Come Mr Allingon, '' she said, `` You have an hard-on which would n't degrade a fully produce lapin. ``

'' Hey ? '' I queried, `` What do you imply Rabbit ? ``

'' Precisely, '' she explained, `` I am afraid I much prefer a nice rigid forearm to the transitory stiffness of the male member, have I shocked you Mr Allington ? ``

She certainly had, `` No, '' I lied, `` Well pissing on the storey is a bit of a gob smack if I 'm fair. ``

'' She 's very, beloved to me, so I keep her on a short rein, '' the 'Mistress'explained, `` She has a delightfully flyspeck clenched fist. ``

Pippa was smiling coyly at me, `` But she does like dick, '' the kept woman said sadly.

'' What exactly as this to do with sealing floors ? '' I asked.

'' Your erection Whitney Young man, '' she explained, `` I fear you have designs on my familiar. ``

'' Of course of instruction I got a firmly on ! '' I said, `` Who would n't ? ``

'' Ninety seven percent of the grownup population, '' she replied, `` Watersports is a minority juju Mr Allington. ``

'' Right, '' I agreed, `` Well given the choice I would prefer the old Saint Thomas Crapper urinal to the aliveness room floor any day. ``

'' But, given the choice of her oral cavity, my mouth, in my hairsbreadth, in her hair, Mr Allington ? '' she asked.

'' I, I never gave it a thought, '' I admitted.

'' The freedom to go when the mood takes you, '' she queried.

'' They used to keep sleeping accommodation pots under the bed when my grand dad was a boy, '' I agreed.

'' Not quite my detail Mr Allington, '' she conceded, `` But you did n't answer, does n't the thinking of your weewee arcing through the air to intoxicate my wearing apparel, my brassiere, my breasts, does that not energise you ? ``

'' I, '' I said.

'' Your sassing are silent yet your turncock speaks book, '' she said delightedly.

'' You do n't like cocks, '' I reminded her.

'' No, but Pippa does, '' she admitted, `` Poor lady friend she is so delightful yet I can not quite reciprocate, I am not hardhearted Mr Allington, but neither am I stupid, which is why I keep Pippa on a brusk collar, from her revealing wear to. ``

'' She 's a prisoner ? '' I asked.

'' To all aim and function, '' she conceded, `` I treat her like a dog. ``

'' Excuse me ? '' I said.

'' I take her for walks in the commons, '' she said, `` Have I shocked you, after dark you understand, with the poop scoop. ``

'' Right ? '' I said.

'' She is not allowed to use the lavatory, ever, she just mops up afterwards, '' she explained, `` Like a dog, a bitch. ``

'' And that turns you on ? '' I asked incredulously.

'' Absolutely, and I see I am not alone ! '' she laughed.

I had my deal down my blue jean, my cock was twisted up with my underpants and it was agony.

'' Mr Allington ! '' she said, `` Please ! ``

'' Look, it 's not what it looks like, '' I said.

'' Masturbating, '' she said, `` Is a rather individualistic activity not readily mistaken for any other. ''

'' I 'm just uncomfortable that 's all, '' I protested.

'' Which is clearly why you are masturbating, '' she declared.

'' Look, '' I said, `` You need coat and coats of seal, yacht varnish or something seriously rainproof, '' I explained, `` Not just sealing, you should have explained what you had in intellect when you had the place done, I just subbed on the level. ``

'' Subbed ? '' she said, `` You are hardly a sub Mr Allington. ``

'' Sub contract, strictly George Harrison are nonresistant, '' I explained.

'' No, I paid you directly Mr Allington, '' she explained.

'' That was just a trifle, '' I explained.

'' Which never the less makes you liable. '' she pointed out.

'' So. I 'll do the sealing again, '' I said.

'' Which you admit will not heal the problem ? '' she said.

'' No it needs proper waterproofing, '' I told her.

'' How a great deal ? '' she asked.

'' Maybe ten pelage, '' I said, `` twenty four hours to dry between, its nonsensical ! ``

'' I 'll pay for materials, '' she said.

'' Great, '' I said, `` There 's travelling and. ''

'' I 'll pay for petrol, '' she said.

'' No way, '' I insisted.

'' Think about pissing in Pippa 's oral fissure, '' she said, `` Or mine. ``

'' What ? '' I demanded.

'' I think you understand exactly what I am offering. ``

I stared, you know, a stuck up, amphetamine centre class bitch, who would n't want to piss in her face ? but Pippa, well, to be honest I just wanted to ram my straining hammer deep in her sugariness pink pussy.

'' I do n't know, '' I said, `` It will be a lot of piece of work. ``

'' And a lot of fun, '' she added, `` And Pippa has n't had any turncock for ages have you sweetie ? ``

'' No mistress, '' Pippa agreed.

'' And you do like turncock do n't you ? '' the 'Mistress'asked.

'' I like you fingers and my play schoolmistress, '' Pippa replied.

'' But she prefers cock, '' the 'Mistress'confirmed, `` I too have a soft daub for it but as I mentioned a strict forearm beats a flexible turncock on every one level.

'' If we do this, like we need the unit way bare, no piece of furniture, it will be about a week after the last pelage before you can risk using it again, twelve 60 minutes before you dare even walk on it. ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` I see. ``

'' But why do n't you have a wet room in the basement, tile the floor like a shower bath, tile the wall a bit too, not white but maybe slate grey or something, then you can play there, '' I suggested.

'' Yes, why not indeed, as a impermanent measure and for those nasty wet nights, '' she enthused, `` How much ? ``

I did a bit of genial, `` Well to ready a job we really need to take out the existing, joint in a membrane. ``

'' How much ? '' she demanded. I gave her a ball parking area, `` Really ? and how long ? ``

'' Two day, then you 'll need a plumber to do the exhibitioner heads or sprinklers, '' I suggested.

'' When can you start. '' she asked.

'' Monday hebdomad if I can get the roofing tile, if you 're not fussed people of color wise it should be well-to-do enough. ''

'' Excellent, '' she agreed, `` Email me the final quotation and I am sure we have a deal. Can I get you a chalk of something before you go ? '' she asked.

I looked longingly at Pippa as she gently fingered her exposed slit while she looked longingly at the jut in my jeans.

'' No, thanks, breathaliser and all that, '' I said apologetically.

'' goodness, then I 'll see you out, thank you. '' she said.

'' commodity, yes, '' I said as I stood up, `` Goodbye Pippa, decent to see you, '' I said and she blushed crimson, it was n't what I meant so I expect I blushed as well.

I went through the hallway and the 'Mistress'showed me out through the look threshold, `` The Tradesman 's entrance is down the tone to the right wing, '' she explained, `` arrivederci Mr Allington. '' the 'Mistress'said as I went outside.

'' Good nighttime, '' I said, I nearly said 'Mistress ,'but I did n't and I went back to the Transit with a big grinning on my font, I just turned a complaint into two mean solar day paid work.

Now that 's a result,

Oh you wanted to get a line about the other stuff, now hang on, I 'm a builder not a bloody deviate !

To be continued
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