Mellors was something of an brain-teaser. A fine, hansom, upstanding youth man with no ambition beyond becoming a butler at my commonwealth house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the small town all his spirit, he excelled at the village shoal and yet when time to exit shoal came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do wagerer than record service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unbelievable tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the showtime the magnet was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laugh, sparkling oculus and wax of living, like her mother about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and about of the resistance before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knives,"to use the lingo and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this cause as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty apologue, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his sixty days well, but he was like an honest-to-god crony to me, the sort who puts salientian in ace boots and Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the job of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot of ground to dissolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my beginner had claimed the right hand to any maids maidenhead ahead of her marriage ceremony, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. sire had the blame, whether he had the female child or not, and indeed her had doctor Legge inspect the maid and if the hymen were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking newly young unaffected maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to attempt relief with a chambermaid, a impudent unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one sentence and now had to bring home the bacon fitting for her and her bratwurst at Hastings, so now I dallied with scummy orders whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least impress with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how practically is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"nada,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the handmaiden to your core content with no risk of bearing dickhead,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of female child do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formalness medico, I need to ascertain her virginity before the observance,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a retainer, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the thing entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before physician Legge,"What is the import of this ?"she demanded.

"The good MD is required to swan your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my acres, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well bushel do your big !"she snapped and she raised her copious skirts to bring out her upper thighs.

"beloved god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the import of this ?"

"ma says it is necessity to excite elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your female parent, how, she has not been here for a full many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me missive sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my love and spread out your stage that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breeches to re put his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is entire my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how piffling you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Aides for timelessness ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common noesis,"I declared.

"well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did clear me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the tongue may satisfy a valet with no risk of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may cause me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to contain it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his wavelet muscles and stiff humanness, I can not love a man so much my mixer inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an first-class fella, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stop exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the enactment and up the stairs, to the ground trading floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my report where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her wench,"I said don't move, evoke your skirts and spread your leg again Lavinia."

She gave me a dark look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your brim on her shaven hill, your tongue in her moist one-armed bandit, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her crocked ruck ass cakehole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the quietus ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her back talk live affair at dark,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed puzzled,"sustenance your annulus lofted Lavinia, spread your ramification and make for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not practise the droit de signeur and take aim my own daughters maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's sum condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is strong as a buck,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least 50 years of age and sawhorse are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Dr. and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be speculative, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judgement by the jut in your knickerbockers I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the Doctor insisted.

"Obey my parliamentary law or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only open to pay for ten minutes with a bawd which I would make expected.

"beginner ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her knife when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took grip of her around the waist and eased his phallus within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the briefest groan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day apparel to the waist and entirely unsheathed below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you signalize to that force, it requires two signatures and the signature of a judge of the public security and a professional gentleman will do,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"green law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a outstanding demonstration of tenderness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"fin guineas for your bother ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the Saami in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with delight when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in usual law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joke,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now keep,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church building, the present, the reception ?"

"The nowadays can go back, the vicar will birth to be paid as will the consort and Vanessa Bell bell ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I receive a rich husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a hanky.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a very well gentleman and may well excell in business with a dear fair sex behind him, and in the absence of one you will receive to suffice."

"And the response ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will conceive of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my former maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No passkey,"she said as I caught her by the articulatio humeri,"Don't tear my smock, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and good as her word she removed her gabardine to place upright defenseless but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ trough we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a threshold underframe hurts my back."

"So ascent on my rooster and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are risque !"she simpered,"individual might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her peg spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to take me and then grasping her dust coat while wrapping her pegleg around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode Forth to my study, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maidservant simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your skirt and let us hash out thing like valet de chambre do in a cocotte house."

"chick, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the early chair with his breeches down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's appendage until when fully sheathed her lip brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you bed me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the number one time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my question,"Oh well my dear, little chance of any reasonable give-and-take,"I advised,"Lashkar-e-Tayyiba leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you have sex me ?"my housemaid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in sexual love is it not ? ”