Santa Gets A Lap Dance
My name is Shelly ! I am executive secretary at Barbara Ward International Co. my liveliness is great but it was not always this great ! Five age ago I was really down and out, with no money, prepare to get kicked out of my apartment. I was working at Mary Augusta Arnold Ward at the sentence but was just a under paid writing table, I did not make enough money to pay my economic rent. My live in boyfriend paid the sleep of the rent so I could get by each month. One day I came home all his things were gone, there was a note saying have a nice spirit I am going off with your best acquaintance. That was n't bad enough but the bastard cleaned out our join bank story so I had no money left.
I needed a voice metre job to convey more money in or make a motion to some run down flat that I could open. I looked in all the papers, on the net, I asked people if there were any jobs I could do but nothing. In the newspaper from the Ithiel Town succeeding to the townspeople I live in there was an ad for a club professional dancer, I knew that was a stripper, I said I would never do anything like that but I was broke and almost homeless. Plus it was in the town down the road, no one would find out.
Let me distinguish myself for you. At the time I was 23, blonde, 5'6"36-23-38. I always had a big ass but all the guy rope liked it so I was not going to try to down sizing it.
I went in got the job and started work ! On the first night I got the chip epithet Bambi because one of the regulars said I looked like a deer caught in the heading lights the first fourth dimension I came out to trip the light fantastic toe. It was really a nice ball club, nice people and a prissy proprietor. I was now making dear money at the golf-club, I kept my other job and it was going dandy too.
One dark around Christmas I am on stage doing my conclusion terpsichore of my set and all the illumination went off then came back on, went off again, came back on. There was a lot of stochasticity outside ! This guy came into the nightclub dressed up as Saint Nick. He walked around the club giving out talent from the big bag he was carrying. Then he came up to me when I was coming off the degree and asked if he could get a lap saltation. I said
"for sure thing Santa Claus"
I took Saint Nicholas into one of the secret suite in the back, sat him down and gave him one hell of a lap dance. He pulled out all form of Johnny Cash, tipped me very well then said.
"can I have another"
I said
"sure you can let anything you want"
I gave him another lap dance, he was getting very big in his pant ! I move my manpower up to his head to see if the prospicient white hair and beard were fake but they were not ! It was all his own pilus ! I did something I had never done before ! I reached down and opened his fly, out came the self-aggrandizing cock I ever saw ! I reached down, rubbed it up and down, it got bigger ! Again I did something I had never done before ! I move my g string a English, take down myself down on to his pecker and rode him like nutcase. ( I did n't have to worry since I was on the pill ) Up down up down then he came just as I was have an sexual climax. I did not know what happened to me !
I sat on his lap for awhile, he reached into his bag and brought out these 2 tiny bells and clipped them on the nipple closed chain that I already had from my last boyfriend. Santa Claus then said
"if you keep the bells on they will fetch you luck and wealth"
I kept the bells on all Night, the next day when I was getting ready for work I looked at them and was going to take them off but I found that I could turn over them and they would go over my nipple so I could get my bra on. I put my bra on, it was a trivial tight but I looked really outstanding. I went to work, everyone was looking at me asking me what I had changed but of course I could not tell them. Later on in the day the proprietor of the ship's company came down to my office, asked if he could see me in his secret office.
In his office he said.
"you are one of the most out standing people we have working here at Wards ! I need a new writing table since mine is retiring and did I want the job"
I jumped up and said
"of course I do"
he said.
"I want you to own that new job, when anyone want to hump what is going on they ask the bosses secretary ! Be the effective you can be ''
I went home that night took my bra off, the bells rang, rang and echo every time I moved.
I love my new bells !
I took over the new job, stopped working at the nightspot, my life sentence was slap-up and I still have my bells. A month later I was getting sick in the morning, I knew it was imposable, I only had sex with Santa and I am on the anovulant. I stopped by the drug store, got a examination, went home and surely enough I was pregnant. This can not be, I went and looked at my birth control pill, I was right on the right pill !
I went in and told my chief, he was great ! I could deliver the baby, keep my job, there would be know problems ! I went back to my office, sat down, turned my chair to wait out the windowpane. I looked across the street into the green, Sitting on a bench was my Santa ! Dressed in a red lumber seafarer shirt and pants. He saw me, gave me a thumbs up sign I gave one binding then ran out of my office down the elevator and out to the parkland. He was gone.
9 month later I had a baby boy with blond hair and you will never opine what in named him ?
Kriss Kringle ! ! ! ! !
dear YOU SANTA AND MERRY Christmas !