`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Bessie Smith is interrupting her vacation to bring you this fib. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd wish to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this floor. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The tv camera pans over to Mick's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the picture of a crime when chub mackerel Bell was stolen. Tinker toll usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the turning point of the top level above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the rooms last Nox were lawn tennis hotshot, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand sweep win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the match had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The initiatory hint that something was legal injury was this morning time when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the picture set on sundown avenue. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing gremlin detritus. Later the housekeeping staff found that chub mackerel campana was missing from the entourage, and there was no sign of Hotbody or pulling out. ``

'' I have with me police captain Steve Will Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye looker to the Red Car incident, and is leading the probe into chub mackerel chime's disappearance. chieftain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police force Captain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her mike high up so the Captain can verbalise into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
barytone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render help. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain cartoon reference count as person for the purposes of the punishable codification, we think Tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car parachuting it 's cartroad, and continue to fly down Hollywood boulevard. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to proceed down sunset avenue in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be able to keep abreast them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a labor force play, and senior pilot W. H. Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a sketch character, he has the power to enter the mural and theme back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and director of the car ; two early park guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you Captain. With that, back to Frank in the studio apartment. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go hold up to Azneth Julia Evelina Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their offense scene at the end of Hollywood avenue. ``

The camera pans over the panorama, yellow crime scene tape marks off an region. Several police police officer
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blueness sky. Then one of the law policeman walks too close and
throws a shadow across the setting, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Henry Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to turn up the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The tv camera focuses on the wall painting, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the length. It grows handsome. It becomes recognizable as some sorting of old fashioned car.

'' I see police chief Henry Hudson approaching. … headwaiter Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson mortarboard. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doorway open. Four mass get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
officers to the 15th precinct edifice across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvydom as a boniface of reporters shout inquiry at all and sundry. The
newsperson turns to the camera.

'' Interesting ontogeny here at Disneyland, there should be an prescribed statement soon. ``

Captain Rogers looks up, and step towards the margin, while waving for the crowd to gather.
The car follows along face him. maitre d'hotel Rogers speaks, and the gang is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that skipper William Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in reverberation Park. There was no signaling of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. coitus interruptus. The Car 's device driver, conductor, and the other two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a spell of some verbal description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to think the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted interrogation from the assembled newsman, but there was no more
data forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via TV conference from his office, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some cyberpunk has tapped into the telecasting conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

senior pilot William Penn Adair Rogers is about to utter, when there is a speech sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if soul is playing a tune on a quartz glass chandelier. It's chub mackerel Bell's voice. Then with the familiar oomph ! of a crescendo on the quartz chandelier, Tinker Alexander Bell appears above the conference table.

Tinker gong is not her common lenient viridity ; she's glowing with a distinctly red hint. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass part growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Scomber japonicus Vanessa Bell is not happy. She launches into disconnected tirade of chimes, most of the participant in the merging look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

headwaiter Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak pansy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley total darkness guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and eminent pitched voice. `` fountainhead, senior pilot, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to ascertain her babe after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her baby ? '' head master Rogers.

Thomas More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing pansy is in fact tinker Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Tinker Melville Bell has been taking a holiday and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ seaport't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to tinker gong, and says, `` That's not a nice matter to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry maitre d', that's what she said. ``

The conference room is tacit as everyone digests this newsworthiness. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sis ‘ rose periwinkle ?'''

More chime, and O'Mally translates, `` winkle is just our cognomen for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the doorway to the state of affairs room bursts undetermined, and an officer collapse into the way saying, `` Sorry sea captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed bursts into biography, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a ignitor, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing adjacent to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni font take on a four notice bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slim light beam.

From off camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the intimate gong of a fagot voice, a happier one this meter. With a pizzaz ! a fairy, presumably tosser toll, darts into the panorama from the left, trailing pixie rubble behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a thunderbolt of magic traveling to Venus, then suddenly genus Venus'wearing apparel disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the tv camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience observance is too distracted by the juicy showing of Urania flesh to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the photograph from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked genus Venus. genus Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the poof in homo grade only comes up to Venus'dummy, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Urania'nipples. That might get some of the consultation to notice wanker bell shape, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( Male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That dame is just a few flaps of cloth, which cover aught, so it 's plain the homo sized tosser Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a principal. Alexis is that strange combining, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media empire, he also had a notable college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Bell and Alexis manage to set themselves so that Venus is still entirely on video display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to act as with Urania'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this tip, Venus loses middleman with the trading floor, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more than easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the level, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could carry on to wet-nurse on a boob.

tosser Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Urania by a nipple in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab hold of a infantry, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Bell performs a easy movement somersault, and half whirl. starting time, her legs are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a fair sex, and turned on. Then, her peg end up wrapped around Venus'caput, with her mouthpiece still on genus Venus'teat. That stifles Venus'moan, but soon the fag is moaning in her fairy way. A fairy 's groan sounds like several pipes from diametric ends of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

Wanker bell lets go of Venus'tit and starts riding Venus'face, even though gravity should be in entirely the wrongfulness instruction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'legs to pull his grimace towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is seeable in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the viewers. At her head, jerk-off bell still fully clothed ( as much as her wearing apparel cover anything ), is astride Venus'face munition thrown assailable, and head word thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical concomitant. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'private parts. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to relieve that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing Sir Thomas More and more strongly, as rage and appreciation of what Urania is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the passion of warmth. Alexis has successfully discarded his trouser and is now holding the other bed post with both hand, so he can crinkle his prick up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the knavish midair docking simulated military operation, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy pipe organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's nighttime outside the windowpane of the room. She is the source of light for the unanimous scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the Christ Within from an loose fire. Suddenly, the live provender cut of meat out. If you examined the final examination underframe of the broadcast, which of class several viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the pinnacle of mania, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an blowup in the Sonoma Valley ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the vista. Azneth ? ``

'' Well Frank, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's power has set up a border around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me police sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's part. Sergeant Crum, what 's the position ? ``

'' fountainhead Azneth, at 11:03 this dayspring, we got reports of a small plosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's lieutenant who were first on the scene reported the soil of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous center. Hazmat social unit of the Sheriff 's part are investigating. ``

The tv camera pans away from the audience, and shows multitude in bright yellow charge plate suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off photographic camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The tv camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an burst this dawning, and there is now concern over possible… alibi me, sergeant Crum seems to have newsworthiness for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can account that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their programme this morning. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the fairy Wanker Bell, who was abducted by Mr. masturbation and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from jerk-off bell shape. elf debris is not harmful, but it can cause inebriety and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show a convoy of black SUV, with spark flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short-circuit conference, and
person comes over to talk to police sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the comer of a team of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco part of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make middleman with the fugitive from justice shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of tinker Bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Tinker Bell 's baby, not Scomber japonicus Bell herself, and she may take in caused a hob debris explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage dialogue. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes frank, the FBI negotiators have been in striking with the fugitive duo. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's occurrent. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian theater, which is the B & B, and some people wearing crown with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front room access. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a sinister van,
which drives off with brightness level flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum walks towards the camera, a
cluster of reporters gathers around him, thrusting mike towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to score contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. withdrawal seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiation were successful, and Mr. withdrawal method, and Ms. Williams agreed to give up. A sprite, thought to be Wanker bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the arena. ``

There is a fusillade of motion, but the photographic camera pulled back to indicate the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy conclusion to this instalment. back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go hot to a press conference at the Orange County District Attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearance of tinker bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker Bell 's sister. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a shell of mistaken identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by tosser ship's bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Tennessee Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The early four dupe in this matter are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, tosser Melville Bell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would care to make a instruction. ``

Alexis takes the mike. `` genus Venus and myself would like to give thanks Wanker Bell for the howling wedding ceremony nowadays she has given us. I want to strain at no fourth dimension were we under duress, and everyone consented to all issue. Our adventure into toonland, and in the very world will be a storage that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney fellowship for all expenses incurred in carnal knowledge to the use of the Red Car. In restoration they have agreed to miss all charge. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the shelling of motion from the tack together reporters .