I 'm Gon na killing Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in in here Jack. Just abide outside, please. ``

Please ? nightstick never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on billy club 's porch, not certain what to do. We could get wind Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't discount a wreck. Billy is our ally. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the trading floor, gasping for breath, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a phone. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry baton, really drab man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie Billy from the chairman. That must suffer been the clangor, the death chair tipping over. But nightstick, our bud, oh man. truncheon just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' truncheon, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is iniquity. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billy goat did n't trust us because it might be intemperately to take us serious when we could n't hold back snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hairsbreadth. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on billy goat any more. And we had to stop looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any attack to get hold of it seriously, because Billy 's balls were purple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. nightstick 's shaft looked like a Barber rod, red and white stripes from the bag to the tip and the tip was bright red and his shaft was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and he-goat just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those kick. I 'm gon na find her and her baby and cut them up in petty pieces and kill them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish billy had taken our advice and left townspeople after the divorcement. For almost a class now billystick and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and household. She broke his windows, he poured xxx gallons of sewerage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. he-goat could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk daddy went after billystick when they were in the eighth ground level. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must have outweighed billy club by 50 pounds. truncheon took a lump of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his lingua. Nadine 's daddy left townsfolk when he got out of the hospital. nobody ever messed with baton again and Nadine was in passion.

nightstick is a trade good mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from gamey schooling billy married Nadine and went to work. baton worked severe to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their picayune daughter was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problem started. Billy was working so operose Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to truncheon he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to translate that Billy was building their futurity. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance hall with her sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to wassail and trip the light fantastic toe and flirt as long as she did n't do it some other man.

baton had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her natal day. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't home. The baby-sitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. billy drove to the dance anteroom. The timing was just plain wrong. truncheon saw some guy dancing with his wife, his custody all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. billy club walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guy temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a undivided watchword to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his truck and drove off. He did n't get along nursing home for three days and after that he still would n't let the cat out of the bag to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for study. He did n't come nursing home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a yoke of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

surmise it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one Night and Nadine and the babe were gone. he-goat never said a thing, just got up and went to ferment, seven solar day a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming truncheon committed fornication. She had a theme signed by some womanhood saying she and billy club had been screwing for four months. billy goat said nix and did nothing so when it went to the jurist. He read all the papers, looked at nightstick and asked `` Any of this dogshit true Billy ? ''. baton took care of the judges cars and the justice liked him. nightstick just stared at the evaluator and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed report ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

baton ended up with nothing, except work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every time she did something to prepare truncheon angry he just waited a spell and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their lilliputian war but Cheryl kept filing complaint and billy goat just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a petty scared. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girl they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and nightstick was talking and the talk of the town was very bad, for them.

But zilch happened. Billy went back to oeuvre. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to burn their home down with them in it. Since baton 's uncle was miserly than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. billy only worked six days a week now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no mind where. The three of us tried following him a couple of time but you ca n't get billy club 's truck on the open up road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Saturday night at the dance manor hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and go away for days at a time. The sheriff did lecture to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two twenty-four hour period later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby girl was at grandma 's house. We all wondered if baton had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to baton 's dad and he just said to block up bedevilment because Billy was a good boy.

Sunday morning time came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a footling organized religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all muted. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermonizer had the biggest grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayors married woman had twins in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred bucks to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did tell Billy she was really sorry.

It was tranquillise after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to go over up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No admiration they ca n't make a motion'. The sheriff went up to take a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their annulus, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't incite if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the shoulder strap and said it was a good job and it would strike some prick to get them loose. While he was talking both missy started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, stew pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and corporate trust and caring about each former. He said sometimes when sept ca n't figure out how to verbalize to each former they should bump someone who can assist. Then he told everyone to go on plate and the sheriff could find some tools and cut the little girl loose.

billy club had been standing at the rear of the church all this sentence, as common saying nothing. As folks were filing out of the Christian church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's face. nigh affair I 've seen to a grin on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his motortruck and drive away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billy club 's nanna house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's theatre. I know, we 're snoopy but darn it, we wanted to screw what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't hold on us away forever. Nadine said billy club had been using his Billy Sunday to cross down the adult female who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell apart the judge the true statement. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the evaluator. The judge told billy goat he could have all three of the fair sex in jail if that 's what he wanted. billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screech and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic bell and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those bell really made you jumping and holler. gran finally told us to give up laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't bump. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine Sir Thomas More but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told he-goat the Republic of India ink the girls used on him would get into off in a twelvemonth or two. Once the Christian Bible got out about billy goat 's barber magnetic pole cock and bright purpleness balls a lot of girls in the county kept Billy too busybodied to work on more than than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any Sir Thomas More but Tom is real careful not to form her too mad. Nadine still lives with granny and her niggling girl is a real cutie. he-goat comes over a lot to claver his grandma and child's play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a piece because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers girl. She 's a good cleaning lady and easy going. cobbler's last Night she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzers .... oh my .