Xmas Gift ( Caw 26 )
FantasyThis level was inspired by the 1946 film, `` It 's a Wonderful Life ''. http : //www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/
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Here it was almost a month before Christmas and I had no spirit at all. Christ, I had always had heavy Dec 25 spirit loved to give rather than incur. This year I had null, all my nipper were scattered, me and the wife had parted ways not in a soundly way, though we were still married. I figured what the Hades, without them it just was n't Christmastide or hell for that topic a life, I just wanted to end it, life story to me did n't feel Worth living anymore, on-key I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the agency was I a Noel Coward ? Was I really that frail ? Huh conjecture I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a moment I really was a coward, not a gun, too loud, car ? No too painful and might not work too many survived.
I had called all my nestling but of course they had their own lives so were far to busy to be bothered with their old man. Hell, I just wanted to bid them well, hoped they had a just holiday with their fellowship. The last contribution I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were busy and I really did n't want to remove up all their meter. Hell, I 'd even taste to see my grandson to no service. So I left the business office having already fallen into a late depression.
I walked maybe a mile, had turned off the outfox way of life finally coming to intercept on an old alloy bridge. I knew the piddle would sweep my soundbox away as fast and heavy as it was flowing. Looking around I started to go up up the rail when there was a splash, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.
'' assistance ! assist ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A pair of police officer appeared a few minutes later and took us to a local anesthetic tax shelter. There they began to call into question the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the back calling me a hero. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot more than they had.
Looking over at the 50-55 twelvemonth old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``
'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am hunky-dory. '' I stared at the old really old underclothes that the man was putting back on his body.
'' You 're golden he jumped in to salve you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the story said.
'' Oh, I did n't lessen in I jumped in, to save George here, stopping him from committing self-destruction '' Clarence said a huge grinning on his face.
The protection man stopped a moment jounce on his face, then opened his mouth to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to place self-destruction here. ``
'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.
'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.
'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his guardian holy person. '' Clarence said.
The shelter man fell out of his chair a look of shock and unbelief on his face as he quickly fled the scene.
'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to save me ? Seems like it 'd be easier to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you consider ? ``
'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``
Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or rest ? ``
'' No George I, I 'm amercement. '' He chuckled.
'' That 's another affair how the the pits do you know my name ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some variety of stalker or something ? ``
'' No, I 'm cypher like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR protector angel. ``
Nodding my fountainhead this was a bit much to look at from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't find your head did you ? You need a doctor ? ``
'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``
'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``
'' Ah ! angel second class, I do n't have got me wings yet, I have to clear them. You my unspoiled man, are going to help me. '' Clarence replied happily.
'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the incorrectly man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't effective for naught much now a solar day. If anything I 'd get you an convey trip to the early plaza. `` Bout the solitary matter I 'm good for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.
'' Oh, you do n't believe that your wife, your children or your Grandchild would be better off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a aspect of horror on his face.
'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're ripe it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``
'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad idea what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George III, ya got your wish, you 've never been born. '' At those words a immense wind blew the threshold candid stirring everything up creating a mess. `` appearance off ! '' Clarence shouted.
Getting up I helped Clarence pick up the mess, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``
'' I would n't be so surely George II, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``
'' Sure, '' I said, `` they might be able to get you set up with something at the storehouse. '' I told him.
We walked for a while then entered the edifice I had my business in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a immense room with flyspeck booth in it.
A charwoman walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not go here, you 'll have to depart. ``
I looked at the woman, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't remember hiring you. ``
'' That 's funny, '' the adult female smirked, `` John the Divine Homer A. Thompson owns this edifice and you most definitely do n't await like him. I am building security measure, now you 'll have to go forth, this is a porn editing sign of the zodiac and your presence here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The woman shouted.
'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as several large men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the side paseo I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the door only to number flying back out a indorsement later.
I started to enter a tierce time when the cleaning woman walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your actions have already alerted the topical anesthetic authorisation they should be here in a few transactions, if you 're still here then, you 're going to remand. '' With that she shut the door in my side and locked it.
'' That 's my building, '' I said.
'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to ram the porn industry out on the outskirts of the city. ``
'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to walk away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and move. ``
'' No George III you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to get down the petition, or carry the fighting to the metropolis council Saint George, because you were n't born ! ``
Looking at Clarence I must have been heavy 'cause I did n't get wind a single word he was saying.
'' No, '' I said, `` It just some form of fast one, look here comes Cyril Burt one of my advantageously friends. ``
Waving down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``
'' Come on Burt arrest playing you know I live at 21 platan, come on subscribe me home. ``
'' Yeah, yeah right keep your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the officer 's attending and waving at me then doing a crazy sign.
The cab with the 3 of them stopped in front of a broken down condemned house, George ran from the cab in the figurehead break door. `` shaver ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could discover him shouting through out the building. A moment later the constabulary police officer pulled up.
'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` cause you were never born to have them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.
'' Yeah, what you got Cyril Lodowic Burt ? '' the officer said.
'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a addle-head spouting all kinds of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my lifespan. ``
'' Alright, I 'll check it out Cyril Lodowic Burt, '' The officer said.
'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun time to go, this place is n't safe been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. number on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``
I came out not really sure what the snake pit was going on. `` Look Tom, can we go to my mother 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.
'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some type of point trauma. ``
'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and placate the man.
We drove to the former side of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all porn theaters, bars, with one-half of the construction boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most active surface area of the town, but here I saw almost one-half was closed, was I in the wrong townspeople ?
Finally we stopped in front of a embarkment star sign. Huh ? That was n't right where was mother 's star sign ? Knocking on the room access I sighed in easing when my mother answered the door.
'' Mom, you have to let me in the world has gone brainsick I ... '' I started
'' Mother ? Who are you ? Is this some type of purge caper ? I ai n't got any kids my only son died a few class ago in front of the schooling, a drive by. I do n't live you from Adam. '' The riled woman said.
'' mother it 's me George I, your son, I was just with your brother 2 hours ago. '' I said.
'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.
'' Why right here, '' I replied.
'' That 's a lie ! My brother is in county lock-up for rummy and disorderly doings. If you want a room it 's money up front. '' She growled at me, then slammed the door in my fount. I could only brook there my mouth undecided impression like an changeling, what in the hell was up ? I knew a joke like this could be done but not on this musical scale, and to have my female parent involved to this extent ?
I walked to the end of the walk Tom the cop was there, `` Alright sidekick you 've had you 're chance, prison term to go in. '' Pulling out a set of handwriting cuffs I watched without moving, 'til he was right hand upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him fall then lit out the opposite direction.
Groaning he rose pulling his revolver, `` stop ! '' I heard him vociferation, then his gun release over my head. track, twisting turning through every skittle alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of time before they located me. Finally stopping in a park not far away I waited for dark to fall.
Clarence soon appeared. `` You see Saint George ? No one knows you, you were never born to realize Quaker with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from police academy. ``
'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about mass who have this strong of a mind to produce multitude think and do things they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.
Sighing Clarence looked up and shook his head, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not think that you 've done much but each man and cleaning lady leaves a mark, a passing if you will upon all those whose lives they touch. I am surprised a man as intelligent as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wonderful talent to actually see what the earthly concern would be like without you in it. ``
'' A talent ? '' I stated, `` Thomas More like a horrible wriggle, harebrained nightmare. ``
'' No George it 's nada like that you have ... '' Clarence started.
Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his center. `` I have to know Clarence, I have to bang, where 's my wife, she might detest me but at least she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``
Struggling Clarence tried to break free, `` I 'm not allowed to narrate ... ''
'' Tell me damn it ! or so assist me I 'll fill out your lip, '' I threatened.
'' I ca n't George if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.
'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.
'' She never married she 's an old bitter adult female, she cleans at the infirmary. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.
I started running for the other side of townspeople I 'd barely make it. I had just got there when I saw some of the stave leaving, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her dash away in the diametric direction.
'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you know me it 's Saint George ! ``
I felt a strapping arm Yankee-Doodle me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the lady ? '' can a beefy voice.
'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which point Jane let out a howler and passed out.
I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to look ugly and they were starting to stare at me. I ran back to the ballpark, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same bridge again I could find the binge streaming down my face.
'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you pick up me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't require it to end this way. delight I want to live ! I want to live ! Please Clarence, please. ``
A present moment later a car stopped behind me on the bridge, `` George I ? Saint George ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.
Turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``
'' St. George buddy, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.
'' I said g ... wait you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.
'' Yeah well that 's your name after all. '' Tom said slowly.
'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.
'' damn George you ok ? You hit your read/write head ? You need a doc ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.
'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm o.k. ! as a subject of fact I am ripe than OK ! ``
'' wellspring I was supposed to severalise you that your kids have called more than than a few clip about you. Something about you never returned their phone calls. '' Tom advised me.
Thanking him I took off for townspeople, Yes ! This was the town I lived in ! There were thriving business here, no porn houses, no stripe just the Ithiel Town I remembered.
I was finally back to my edifice, strangely enough there was a crowd in battlefront, that and the fact that they
seemed to be waiting for something or mortal. As I drew closer saw it was far more than than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every soul I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a little while and they all come out of the wood work.
A Whitney Young fair sex I 'd had my eye on for a while was the commencement to see me, `` Oh George V ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her arms around me. `` You scared me to end ! I was afraid you were gone for good ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my script into her pants to point she had nix on under her pants. Pressing into my hand I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.
hoot I thought when had she gotten this damn hot for me ? Watching her walking back to the others I could sense her sex succus on my paw. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an awful nice ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to go now !
That 's when I saw several of the other women giving me and my crotch the once over, hell yeah !
My girl and son came to adopt me to her house, though I really did n't desire to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the back of my idea I knew I had at to the lowest degree 5 other invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a Alexander Bell ring.
'' Grandpa, I heard that every clock time a bell rings an angel gets it 's wings. '' He said.
Smiling I nodded, `` that 's right, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''