claim : Rules of Engagement - The deuce-ace mystery
generator : nick Schwartz
Keywords : MF, FF, dildo, toys, onanism, oral exam, cunninglingus, sex, cheating
Summary : An erotic tarradiddle based on the goggle box show Rules of Engagement.


These are my descriptions and my story of the characters of Rules of Engagement by CBS. I do not own the show, the lineament, or anything else related to the display. This is just a parody of the show using my own words.


I do however approve heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful gorgeous woman she is.


roll of Characters.


Jeff Bingham - Played by Patrick Warburton. Jeff is the tall jockish of the husband of Audrey Bingham. He is cheap but his good looks and love of his wife always wins the day. He's 6'3 ”, dark whisker, and chiseled looks.

Audrey Bingham - Played by Megyn Pryce. Audrey is a 5'7"blond woman with a wonderful 36D chest, and a great personality. She's the early half of the older couple on the appearance and tends to get annoyed at her oafish husband, but eventually realizes she still loves him.

ecstasy Cecil John Rhodes - Played by Oliver Hudson. Adam is 6'1"and a good-looking young man. He's Acts dim at clock time, but always there for his fiancee. He's engaged to Jen Thomas Hunt Morgan portraying the younger couple.

Jen Morgan - Played by Bianca Kajlich. Jen is a 5'8"charwoman who has a 34B chest, though on the display she looks like a 34C, as she has in this storey. She has the personality of a tomboy. She's often the hornier of her and her fiance.

Ken Russell Dunbar - A minor part in this tarradiddle, played by St. David spade. He's unforesightful, unsportsmanlike, and insulting. In this taradiddle he has been dating his help's sister.


With that we start at the local anesthetic coffee shop that the hurl frequents.


Our news report begins with Jeff and Adam listening to Henry Norris Russell mouth about his newest conquering. The girl, Simran, is also his help's sis. She flew in to see Russell and didn't tell her brother.

"So she's currently hiding out in my apartment, a piddling undercover rendezvous."

go asked."postponement you're telling me she's in townsfolk and she's not even telling her brother she's in New York ?"

Henry Norris Russell giggled in his horny way."Exactly. She's all mine, and she has zip to do excep ... t"almost groan"me !"

Both Jeff and Adam nodded, they were hearing about sex but got their friend was a piffling grossed like always from Russell's stories.

Jeff though always said the Saame affair."Nice. So why aren't you there right now ?"

Russell finished off his food for thought and smiled."Fueling up for tonight. She's wearing me out."

Audrey and Jen walk in and Russel moan and slides out of the booth.

"Ugh the Bobsy twins are back, oh and Jen's pair are here too, anyways I need to get ready for my appointment tonight."Russell quipped, giving the gens for Audrey's breasts he came up with go night.

Audrey groaned, and Jen responded."So Russell are you still being the cheapness, running around behind Timmy's back ?"

Henry Kenneth Alfred Russell laughed."Yeah right, that only makes it hotter, don't worry one day you will all slip up and know exactly what I mean. Sneaking around is the best."

A.E. walked out the threshold, triumphant in his mind. The waitress delivered the food for thought for the tabular array, but no one paid attention to the food. Instead, each one thought about what Russell said, they all acted like they were thinking about the comment, but there was three tarradiddle that explained what was on their minds.


Jeff and Jen.

Ten years ago

Jen missed Robert Adam. go was on a trip for work for the hold out week. The couple had been engaged a couple calendar month before. and now it was the offset metre they had been apart for so long. Jen was climbing the paries as her body went through climb-down, she knew she needed an orgasm to put her right. Her work was noticing her performance was slipping, she just needed the firing that XTC provided.

The previous night she tried masturbating. It was the low metre she masturbated alone since she had met Adam. She never really masturbated before and had trouble orgasming without something big inside her when she did. She was always too embarrassed to get a toy, so she laid back and rubbed herself hoping it would be the inaugural metre. After a few minutes though she gave up, she missed Adam too much.

Tonight though she needed that release. She knew no one would bother her in the flat so she stripped naked in the livelihood room and made a beeline for her bedroom. She laid on her bed and rubbed her trunk, telling herself she wouldn't stop until she got what she needed. Her dead body needed a big sexual climax, and she was determined to find a way to get there.

She laid there and rubbed for an hour before she heard a sound.


Jeff unlocked the room access of their friends'place. Adam and Jen were groovy people, but he knew Robert Adam never drank his scotch. He saw the apparel lying around the living room and laughed. The two of them were a bit of slobs but he didn't care. He also knew the two of them were out. Adam was in Florida, Jen was probably out with her friends, or something, and his score was sitting there. Yes he gave it as a giving but three months later, it was justify game.

Jeff slipped into the apartment and walked around looking for where the brace kept their alcohol. He saw it next to the hallway in the apartment and made a beeline for it, looking through it and seeing if he should get any other nursing bottle to avail thin the herd.

As he was looking, he heard a moan, and looked for who made it. From where he was standing there was a net view into the bedroom, and there laid Jen, naked and rubbing herself. Jeff accidently dropped the nursing bottle making a noise.


Jen looked and saw Jeff standing there watching her, but in her lust fueled state she saw a man able of filling her desire. Jeff always appeared to be a big stupid suspensor but from his sizing Jen always imagined he had a large package. Jen couldn't say anything though she was nervous because she was now defenseless egg laying in front of Jeff, rubbing her body. In fact she hadn't stopped yet, her body wouldn't let her.

Jen could only get one word out."Please."

Jeff stared for a moment, seeing his friend's fiancee naked wasn't something he would give up looking at if he could deflect it. When he heard her say"please"though it broke the spell and her started to take the air towards the bedroom.

Jeff never cheated on his wife. Here however was their closest friends, the only other woman he's seen as much as Audrey, and more importantly she was naked. He ambled into the chamber with a chuckle and removed his suit.

Jen watched, while Jeff could be a shithead, she needed this, and as he removed his wearing apparel she realized that he was still the warm mesomorphic man she always thought he was. He dropped his pants finally, and she stared at his privates. Jeff was carrying an eight inch pecker. No wonder why Audrey was always so willing to put up with Jeff's stupidity.

Jen realized that Jeff was now standing naked in her bedroom looking at her and she spread her legs giving him access code to her without a thought. She was beyond caring about anything other than Jeff, and his magnificent cock entering her, and giving her that orgasm she was chasing.

Jeff watched Jen offering her organic structure to him and he climbed on the bed, she was already primed and from the way she looked at his crotch she must be impressed. All the skilful, stimulation was overrated, and he could be ready for sex at a moment's notice.

Jeff slue his rooster into Jen's body slowly. He felt his first new slit in over ten geezerhood and was reveling in it. Jen's body reacted immediately shuddering from being filled after the minute of foreplay she had administered. Jeff didn't know anything about the length of her onanism, so he continued to press into her physical structure, as Jen reached up and grabbed his shoulder and moaned out. Jen's physical structure heaved as she felt her knotty orgasm hit her.

Jeff watched her groan out and then pressed Thomas More of his stopcock into the smaller girl. He knew exactly what her actions meant. Another satisfied customer. Now it was Jeff time, Jeff's turn to get all the joy he wanted. Jeff chuckled as he pressed his entire cock into his friend's fiance..

Jeff had imagined her defenseless multiple times and now he saw her her breast arched up towards him so he bent down and kissed her decently titty, tasting her cushy pulp he admired all these years.

Jen was relaxing from her orgasm as the big hulking man used her for his pleasure. His lips grabbing her breast though and woke her dead body up for a endorsement troll and she moaned out again. She never felt like this before but instead of relaxing after her orgasm, felt like it was prepare for another round of sex. The way Jeff was pressing into her though was exactly what her trunk needed.

Jeff was enjoying the feeling of having sex with Jen. It had been a couple days since Audrey was in the mood and Jen's chest felt cracking in his men and mouth. He switched between them and Jen let out a loud moan. Maybe he should hint his wife try playing with herself before he came in.

Jeff threw that thought out for the here and now and repositioned himself over Jen, so each of his thrusts went further into her body. He knew his size scared nearly cleaning lady back in college, but he also knew most of them came around to trying it out. They just loved how deep it went and each of them let him have sex it. Jen almost screamed while moaning, letting him make out his shaft was being put to full use.

Jen could barely form a thought, with Jeff's moving his consistency over hers, she just became one joy heart. She pulled him into her with her arms, and her ft pressed his ass into her as far as he'd go. Each driving force made her moan, whimper and groan. She hadn't felt like this before.

Jeff loved hearing the chorus of moan from a char, and he loved the intuitive feeling of having sex with mortal new, something in him craved a fortune to give Jen what he thought she needed. Now with that attempt, he was almost enjoying himself More than her. Almost.

Jen's body was going wild, her back bowed, her wooden leg wrapped around Jeff and pulled his consistency towards her on each thrust. Jen's middle were closed as she enjoyed every single motility of the large man. Her body was going wild from all the attention.

Jeff continued to pierce into Jen and suddenly felt his time was up. He moaned out himself, almost bellowing as he came inside Jen. His cock flooded her with his creamy batter and he fell forward on top of her.

Jen felt his penis growing and as he came inside her, she had a secondly sexual climax. A second coming ? Adam had never got a secondly one out of her in such a short time. Her body quivered with it as she laid under him. and revealed in what this hunk had made her spirit. He might be a cheap hammerhead but he certainly knew how to construct a woman feel amazing.

After a few minutes Jeff realized he was laying on his booster's wife. He sat up and went to grab his clothes.

"Alright. fountainhead that happened. But it can't happen again."

Jen just sat there and realized she cheated on Adam, but in her thinker she could never forget how Jeff made her flavour. She watched Jeff apparel and will, grabbing the scotch on the way out, but part of her knew that if he ever wanted her again she'd be leave if she could get away with it.


Adam and Audrey.

Five years ago

A couple years after her indiscretion Jen had moved past it. Jeff never returned to her bed, but she didn't mind. Adam still got her through the night. Jen however gotten closer with Audrey. They became best friend She and Audrey became respectable friends, even though Audrey was senior than her. She still liked having a woman to babble out to about female affair, of which she included her sex life.

Audrey listened to Jen talking about X for the hundredth sentence. She often came over on girls nights and Jen would find some intellect to mention Adam. While she wouldn't talking about their sex living, she would hint and let it be do it Adam was a admirer.

Audrey would give a vague things about her and Jeff. Jeff wasn't a bad lover, but after sixteen years they had found what employment and rarely experimented. Jen would at to the lowest degree clue at her multi hour long sessions and Audrey couldn't contend with that.

Audrey just listened to her and wished she could recall even a half hour farsighted academic term. Adam. It was clear go was magnificent in bed and Jen was a golden cleaning lady.

Audrey continued to think about it as the week went on. Jeff became a bit of an ass as he did and she knew he would eventually twist on the charm and Audrey would let him back into her bed, but while the hebdomad went on she kept thinking about the fact that Jeff would barely give her time to cum, Adam on the former bridge player would be in her admirer's bed and giving her 60 minutes of pleasance.

Adam, the clueless moron, could go for hours, well perhaps there's something to his slow judgment, if he can save that variety of performance. Audrey had a desire to witness out, but she didn't have a clue how.


One day Jeff was out playing softball game, Jen was hanging out with some former lady friend for a bachelorette party. One that Audrey was sure enough she'd hear about the future day. Jen loved to gossip.

Audrey was watching television system when Adam came knocking. She let him in and he looked around.

"Hey Audrey have you seen Jen ?"

Audrey watched hug drug look around like a lost puppy and almost joke but then she got an mind. She walked over to Adam.

"Hey hug drug. Jen's out with her ally, but she said we should hang out."

hug drug perked up."Oh yeah ? That's great ! I was bored waiting for her. Is she getting home soon ?"

Audrey sighed."Don't worry about her, she had something else in thinker for you tonight."

Audrey sat down on the couch and cristal sat down next to her looking excited.

"What did you have in idea ?"

"Jen said that she wanted me to know how golden she is, but she a little afraid of how you'll lease it."

cristal perked up."So she wants to go to Vegas with you ?"

Audrey rolled her eyes."No I meant in bed. She's told me she's very blessed with you."

"Oh the sex tape… I can usher you that, but Jen taped over it."

Audrey sighed again. She can't conceive how dumb Adam is. Jeff was a moron, but Adam just didn't have brain, this had better be deserving it.

"No, go, she wanted me to try it out in person. But she's a little self conscious so she doesn't want you to mention it to her. Do you interpret ?"

XTC nodded."I think I get it, can you give me a little More ?"

Audrey counted to ten to hold on from belittling disco biscuit."Listen hug drug. Jen said you and I should have sex one time, but she doesn't want you to cite it to her."

Adam smiled."I don't know but if Jen says ok, I should do it. So umm should we do it at my bedroom."

Audrey smiled."Just survey me and try not to talk too much. Jen's rule."

ecstasy nodded again, he knew if Jen said something he should do it, that's what Jen always said. Adam followed Audrey to the bedroom and watched her motion. Audrey had a smaller tail end than Jen, but she still looked more refined walking.

Audrey led the puppy to the sleeping room and then removed her clothes. She hoped she wasn't making a mistake, but she had to sleep with what disco biscuit would do. She stood in her bra and scanty and turned. X had already taken off his shirt and was working on his pants, getting them off after a fiddling struggle. He stood in his boxershorts.

Audrey looked down at his boxers and for a second felt disappointed. Jeff was big but Audrey was expecting Adam to tip the scales, instead he was packing what Audrey thought was littler than average.

go smiled and noticed how big Audrey's chest were when compared to Jen's. They were at least a cup bigger, but he couldn't postponement to try them out. He was always rum about how other woman's breasts felt.

Audrey smiled at the way Adam looked at her, not just like she was the only alternative, but as she was a new experience. That lecherousness and desire made Audrey feel particular for once. It would be nice to try something new in the bedroom, even if he didn't measuring up.

Audrey started to slip her bra off her berm and hug drug stopped her and helped by undoing it and sliding it off himself. He then removed her panties, taking care to have her pace out of them one fundament at a time. It was a bit nicer than Jeff's grunts and motions. But Adam still had his drawers on.

"Lay down. If I'm going to show you how I take concern of Jen, you should get on your back."

Audrey nodded and laid down. Jeff would just pawed at her breasts as foreplay, Adam though had something else in mind. She laid down and felt go sliding her legs apart. Then his lips traced down her legs slowly kissing and moving towards her crotch.

Her private parts ? She didn't retrieve the last prison term soul went down on her. Jeff focused on getting inside her, and that worked especially well, but this was different.

go knew he had to do his best, Jen wanted to show him off to her best friend. Audrey was sexy, but Adam had a desire to love what she tasted like. She seemed to be scared, that's how Jen was the 1st time, but he knew he'd have her feeling something else in a minute of arc.

Adam's lip brushed Audrey's slit slowly. Audrey let out a moan, this was different for her. She was enjoying herself.. Then Adam's digit touched her slit and spread her lips. She felt a fiddling coldness, before she felt a clapper tinge her pussy and salt lick, and rub it gently.

Audrey was shocked, just feeling his tongue was getting her hotter than she had been in years. This must be what Jen meant by foreplay. No grabbing or groping, but someone actually paying attention to her most sensitive area and what care it was. Audrey squirmed, and moaned out again, this time as trashy as she dared.

"Ohhh, Adam."

Adam smiled, he knew Audrey was enjoying his work. He had learned the techniques that could take a shit fair sex groan years before Jen, but Jen honed his craft. While Jen couldn't come from his unwritten work, he could spend hours tasting her and licking her, driving her crazy until she finally agreed to let him enter her.

Audrey tasted amazing to hug drug though, it was like a different wine, or whatever Jen went on about, all he knew is he liked tasting Audrey and he had no problem licking her as very much as she wanted. He knew that Audrey will let him have his advantage once she'd had her fill.

Audrey felt her consistence heaving. When she masturbated her eubstance felt amazing, but X had her feeling even better. Audrey grabbed XTC's head and pressed it into her private parts harder. The idea of using the cute boy toy turned her on. His tongue was a million clip better than anything else she ever tried down there.

After ten minutes of work, Audrey's toes curled. They actually curled up, she didn't think that happened. Her consistency screamed for release. Audrey felt she could take no Thomas More and let loose, she screamed Robert Adam's name louder than she thought she should. She didn't maintenance, she just wanted more.

Audrey collapsed back on the bed, she felt sweaty, hot, and relaxed. But she was still horny. She wanted more, she knew it was greedy but after he had made her feel that passing, all Audrey could retrieve about was another one. If the second orgasm was even close to the first base one, she knew Adam could drive her crazy in just a short time. But she had to have another. There was no way to say anything, her body was a potpourri of seventh heaven, and pleasure.

Adam had no other thoughts, Jen had never come, but he had been down there for a minor portion of the clip he would bring on Jen, so he continued to lick and savour Audrey. There was a new penchant in her torso, one he found more appealing. He drank her sweet nectar and then slue his tongue into her pussy friction that sensitive orbit on top of the pussy, It was called the K spotlight, or something, all he need to have intercourse is it drove womanhood crazy.

Audrey grabbed XTC's head and pressed his capitulum into her privates again and moaned his figure again as he worked on her. She had to admit, Jen was right, if nothing else, Adam was an incredible lover.

XTC continued to work on Audrey until she had a second orgasm, and as she laid back, she pushed the Danton True Young man off her. She had enough. Audrey laid there in her bliss, amazed that somehow she had a back orgasm, but it was almost as big as the number 1 one. Both orgasms were bigger than anything she had felt in a 10.

XTC stood up and watched Audrey, since she pushed him away, it was unmortgaged it was clock time for his turn. He slide his boxers down and got gear up, waiting for her to secernate him she needed his cock inside her pussy..

After relaxing for respective minutes, Audrey looked up and saw Adam standing naked at the foot of her bed. His cock stood out, while it wasn't the biggest, it looked better than Jeff's thick cock, almost cute. Was there anything not adorable about Adam ?

Rather than call up about that Audrey spoke up."Alright, I suppose it's your play crewman. Get up here and have your way with me."

X climbed on top of Audrey and then tried to kiss her lips, Audrey stopped him. Audrey didn't want to savour herself. She might have enjoyed his work, but there were boundary to what she would do.

"Whoa. Umm no hugging, Jen's rules, But why don't you try these out. I'm sure you've not tried some this size in a while."

Audrey pressed her chest up for Adam, and he looked down. Both breasts looked tremendous compared to Jen, and he sucked on her left chest. Audrey moaned out again. Something about how his rim and tongue worked on her breast drove Audrey mad. As she Audrey moaned, Adam pressed his articulatio coxae forward arching his back. He slide his cock directly into Audrey's pussy.

"Oh god Adam… This is amazing. Please open it to me."

Adam chuckled as he licked the two large breasts. It never failed, an 60 minutes of oral examination and women were set up to go. Audrey's moaning was intoxicating. Also their willingness to feel him inside her, allowed him to go screwball on her breast. Robert Adam loved breasts, but he knew he had to earn the right to suck her breasts.

go nibbled Audrey's white meat, and then bit them. Audrey just let him go to town, her tit were medium but Adam earned it. Her body was responding still, and if he lasted she might even get a third albeit smaller climax out of it.

Audrey let cristal work on her purulent driving his cock deeper and deeper into her. Her body responded to every I move he made, even if she had two orgasms her need for a man was still sky high gear. This is exactly what she needed. Jen was a lucky fair sex, and Audrey was now too.

Audrey pulled go into her, squeezing him with her each thrust as she moaned out. Once again she lost control condition of her volume, she needed to finish one more time. She realized she wasn't just moaning incoherently, she was saying ecstasy's gens again, begging him to come.

Adam on his own was smiling, he was having sex with his hot neighbor. His lip kissed her nipples as he felt his orgasm arriving. Her pleasure was now his, and he was ready to finish.

disco biscuit came inside Audrey's soundbox pressing himself deep into her, Adam called out Jen's name. He then collapsed forward and rolled off of Audrey as he relaxed thinking about his new conquest.

Audrey noticed none of this, she was in her own cosmos as her own orgasm racked her own dead body. troika. Three glorious orgasms, the last one might not touch the world-class two, but Audrey was happy. She understood why Jen bragged about hug drug's attainment. He was incredible, while she had a minuscule feeling of guilt feelings, she knew Jeff wouldn't find out and Jen wouldn't either as long as no one ever asked XTC if he slept with her, he wouldn't say anything.

Audrey thought Jen was a golden gal if Adam did all of this to her at her mastery.


Jen and Audrey.

Two eld ago

A couple years later Audrey went to a girl's only party at a Jen's flat. It was a party to trade sex toy by one of Jen's ally. The political party had alcohol and a cake shaped like a penis. In fact everyone got a footling rummy former on and the party really got started with a few games.

During the evening a range of sex toys were out on display and the girls played a plot to choose the toy that was the same sizing as their husbands. Audrey picked one that was eight inches long, all the girls whistled and claimed she was lying. All the missy but Jen, she recognized the size of the penis in Audrey's hands. When it was her play, Jen chose a dildo the size of it of Robert Adam, and several other girls picked out ones bigger. Jen was disappointed, but she still remembered that night she had with Jeff, and the orotund pecker that had bludgeoned her.

Jen thought during the party, realizing that every time she masturbated since getting engaged, she ended up needing a cock to fill her. Usually that was disco biscuit's job and one of the reasons she was always gear up to go. But when ecstasy was busybodied she would get randy and horny. However, one of those dildos on the table would fill her just right hand. In fact she knew which dildo she wanted. The like one that Audrey had held up, it was the size of it of toy she always imagined owning, at least since that night.

Just before the company was over, Jen's protagonist offered all the girls one final opportunity to buy any toys they wanted. Audrey declined but when it was Jen's turn she grabbed the dildo she had her eye on and while sipping a glass of wine, she purchased the toy. She hoped Audrey that didn't bill, but her friend spied the transaction and was shocked when she realized Jen picked out the dildo she said was like her husband.

After the company concluded, Audrey assisted Jen in cleaning up, and they continued to drink wine, and public lecture. Both missy had funny fib about the Nox and they were giggling. Jen had left the bag with her purchase on the table in the middle of the elbow room. Audrey kept eying the bag curiously. Audrey had never used a dildo before, so she wondered, how Jen would use it.

Jen noticed Audrey's looks, and wanted to roll in the hay what her older champion would cogitate if she knew what Jen was purchasing. They were come together, and she talked about Adam with her, but a dildo was secret so Audrey's sake was puzzling. Still the approximation that Audrey knew about her dildo turned her on a little. It was a privateness that Jen didn't head Audrey knowing about for some reason. Perhaps it was the wine, perhaps it was the entire sex company, but Jen was feeling good.

Audrey finally blurted out."What did you get Jen ?"

Jen just laughed and grabbed the bag and pulled out the dildo giggling."I was curious about this one. What do you think I should name him ?"

Audrey was confused."Wait you name your dildo ?"

Jen laughed again."Oh come on Audrey don't you name yours ?"

Audrey blushed.."Umm. I don't have one, I never used a toy before."

Jen got a little silent."Oh.. Well this is the first dildo I owned, but I shared one with my college roommate, cake. She named hers Steven. This guy though doesn't look like a Steven."

Audrey looked at the dildo in Jen's hand."Yeah, how about a Damon ?"

Jen looked at the dildo a little dreamily."Mmm Matt Damon, I love it. seed here Matt."She grabbed the toy and kissed him on the tip and then giggled like a school girl.

Audrey stared at her friend in shock, her sassing opened. She had seen a few women play with a dildo as a joke at the party, but Jen kissed the toy as if it was something More internal.

Jen smiled at her friend."lusterlessness this is my friend Audrey. Audrey say hello."

Audrey waved her ally away, she was drunk but not that drunk. Though the toy looked safe, almost lifelike. Jen waved the dildo and egged her friend on. Audrey finally gave in and bent forward kidding the dildo on the top also though more like a peck on the cheek.

The two girls giggled and poured themselves another methamphetamine hydrochloride, they talked while Jen held the dildo in her work force. Audrey watched the toy Thomas More than her friend. She wanted to know what Jen was planning for Matt

Jen was talking about something about a hairsbreadth bureau.

Audrey blurted out."How do you use him ?"

Jen was confused."My hairdresser, you make an appointee with salon."

Audrey gestured to the dildo with her vino ice spilling it. Jen laughed and placed down her glass.

"Ok I think we've had too lots wine, but this toy… Maybe I should show you how I used to play with Steven ?"

Audrey nodded, she was curious about the toy and the wine made her forget this was her acquaintance. She wanted to see Matt Damon in use."Yes please. I want to see it."

Jen giggled and placed the toy on her table and removed her clothes. She had been naked before her protagonist before. Jen even had a little pass with her roomy, cake in college. She removed her garb and pant, and with a shrug she dropped her bra and panty and posed for Audrey."What do you think Audrey ?"

Audrey was shocked and then motioned with her hand, trying to forfend feeling awkward."Just get with it, Jen, I'm just here for a lesson."

Jen laughed, remembering her starting time lesson with her roommate. She positioned the dildo on the tabular array near Audrey and then squatted to sit on it on the table. She made surely her stage were open so Audrey could see her entire body and Matt as she rubbed it on her slit. The sentiment of doing this in front of her friend though turned her on more than feeling the dildo on herself.

Audrey watched shocked. The fact Jen stripped without a view shocked her though she realized she would bear stripped with the way she was feeling. She was way beyond the sum of wine she normally drank. She liked to be the sober one, but now here was her friend au naturel and sitting on a dildo in strawman of her.

Audrey always admired Jen's flavour. She had to admit her smaller friend was beautiful. She may have bosom that were a cup size smaller, but Audrey thought they looked perfective on Jen's smaller physical structure. Jen didn't have an ounce of fat on her torso, and she even had a shaved vagina, and there was a strange butterfly tattoo near her pussy. Jen looked like a good example on one of Jeff's film which the mates watched to get in the mood. Then again Audrey and Jeff never watched the picture show for more than five minutes.

Jen reacted more than she thought she would, her hands ran down her physical structure and she blushed as she pressed down on the dildo, the head of it entered her, and she was surprised at how wet she was. She blushed more as she pressed down on the dildo. She felt that half of the dildo was already in her, and she loved the tone. The dildo was mystify, but the way Audrey watched her though horde her crazy. In fact she wanted to do more. However, this was a"lesson ”, she didn't want to risk scaring her friend.

Jen let out a strapping whisper."Feel free to take care closemouthed Audrey. Oh god, I don't mind you looking."

Audrey nodded and bent forward slowly, she didn't want to be so aegir. Her booster looked like she was a quarter of the way down the shaft. She watched her body respond as she slipped down it. She didn't want to get too close but her body kept inching close to see it up close. Somewhere in her mind she realized she didn't want to just look.

Jen watched Audrey inch closer. She didn't want to scare off away her friend, but being watched turned her on so much. She slide down the dildo more and more and then pulled off of it, feeling it rub against her intact vagina. Jen was getting off being filled, but being watched drove her mad. She would tie up Adam and have him watch her masturbate sometimes just to get her hot. Audrey's head was almost a understructure from her now, and that was getting her even hotter. Jen suggested something more.

"You know, the best way to memorize about this is to experience. If you want to touch anything, you don't have to ask, just rub, touching, osculate, I won't say anything."

Audrey panted. Watching Jen riding the toy had turned her on. The wine had loosened her up. The sex party put her in a good mood. Everything together working on her though and that was the only cause she agreed and reached out rubbing Jen's thigh. She had never had a lesbian experience, and this wasn't one ? They were just playing with a dildo right ?

Audrey's hands moved closer to her friend's cunt, and that big dildo, finally she reached it and put her work force on her champion's body. She knew how to pleasure herself, so she tried what she knew worked. She rubbed at the top of her friend's pussy where her acquaintance's clit should be. Audrey looked up and watched the new little girl bounciness on the dildo that was the sizing of her married man and she loved watching it.

Jen was moaning out and the fact she was now being touched drives her looney, she moaned out and hurtle her pelvic arch while riding the dildo. Her friend was pressing her right in her special berth. Jen thought back to her maiden time with a woman where she was the one watching, and now she had her friend in the same position. She almost screamed as she jerked and gushed. Jen's body got heavy, and she knew she had to get off of the dildo.

As Jen stood up, Audrey sat back. Jen lost her footing through and fell forward onto friend and landed on her lap. Jen giggled and gave her friend a kiss. She was glowing from her orgasm and then kissed her again.

Audrey was shocked. Rubbing her supporter's body was far, but now her lips were pressed against her admirer, , as her Friend sat in Audrey's lap naked. Perhaps she had also drank too much, but she kissed back and laughed at the cerebration of the whole situation.

"Now it's your turn"Jen stated as she rolled off her booster onto the couch."lusterlessness's asking for you."

Audrey blushed."No. It's ok, thanks Jen but.. I'm good."

Jen laughed."ejaculate on, you got a appearance, now it's your turn to experience how good he is. I'm already naked, and trust me.. you'll never feel better."

Audrey sighed and looked at the toy glistening with her Quaker'succus on it. She wanted to finger it, she felt a need to know how it'd feel.

Jen watched her ally."How about you take off your dress ?"

Audrey nodded, distracted by the dildo, she slide her wearing apparel off of her and stared at it. Jeff was a goodness buff, but Audrey rarely was in control condition, she almost never was on top during sex. Without thinking about it, Audrey removed her bra and slither her panty down. As she bent over to pace out of them, her sassing were succeeding to the dildo, she could smell out sex as she did her lips were next to the dildo when she bent over. She let her lips brush the tip and enjoyed the slight taste she got and the raunchiness of the kiss.

Jen watched realizing the approximation of using a dildo was driving her acquaintance she sat on the couch and recovered. She saw Audrey kissing the dildo and wondered if her friend would mind her musky scent. Audrey's reaction told Jen that Audrey didn't mind her taste at all, Jen wondered if she'd be willing to try it from the source..

Audrey turned to her supporter, seeing where she sat she turned to face her, and tried to sit back on the dildo, the first attempt though made the dildo relocation, and Audrey giggled.

"Oh damn, this is strong than I thought"Audrey tried to affect her dead body, but the dildo slipped again.

"Don't worry, that's what happens after it's been.. used. Let me help."

Before Audrey could respond Jen was in movement of her sitting where Audrey sat before to watch. She felt one of Jen's manpower on her thigh and saw another compass under and affect the dildo back under her.

"Just sit down slowly, let me head Matt in. He's excited."

Audrey nodded and let her friend do what she wanted, she didn't want to make a shot. As she sat though she felt the large phallic enter her and she was surprised when she moaned out.

"Oh Jen, that's ... Oh god that's nice."

Audrey stopped and then slid down the dildo a lilliputian as she sat more, she realized by sitting she was displaying her torso for her friend but the dildo felt amazing inside her and all she wanted to do was let it fill her and moan.

Jen sat back and watched, she watched her friend enjoy the dildo and watched. She was passing on two secrets, how a dildo felt, and how wondrous it felt to be watched during playing with a dildo, she wondered if she should try to add one more piece of the tremendous puzzle.

Audrey was in her whole reality, she seemed to get the estimate of riding the dildo with little supporter, the table was a piddling low than she imagined but all those diddly-squat and lunges in the gym were paying off as she moved her soundbox up and down the dildo as she wanted. No, as she needed.

Jen looked at Audrey, she always admired the older charwoman's organic structure, she might have a little weighting, but most of it was in her bosom. She imagined what it would feel like to caress those globes. She slowly leaned forward as if she was looking at her Quaker's pussy. Jen knew what it looked like, but she wanted to have intercourse how close she could get to her friend.

Audrey bounced and looked down, a small appall as she saw her Friend moving towards her. constituent of her didn't want her Friend to get close to her, but another section wanted to ask Jen to tint her consistency. She had never been with a woman, and aside from Jeff's suggestions for threesomes, she didn't think about it. Jen was a close friend though, if she ever did require to try anything, Jen wouldn't be the final stage person to number to bear in mind and she wanted to try it today.

Jen got closer and after realizing Audrey saw her and wouldn't stop her, she moved her lips forward and kissed her friend's crotch aiming for her clit. Her back talk met her protagonist's and for a second the older woman stopped, but when Jen rubbed her friend's kitty with her tongue, her friend jerked.

"Oh god, Jen."

"Mmm, yes Audrey ?"She didn't move back, but she took her clapper off her Quaker for a moment.

"Keep doing that, it feels so right."

"You know, there's one feature film of this dildo we haven't used ?"

Jen smiled, hoping Audrey didn't see how glad the idea made her, her lips found her clit again as Audrey bounced on the dildo, she then parted her lips and licked her friend's clit again.

"What's that ? It feels so soundly as it is."

Jen reached down to its basis and twisted the shaft, the integral dildo started to tickle in her friend's puss, she didn't want to fright her friend before, but now that she was enjoying riding it, Jen knew her friend would make love this.

Audrey loved it. The tongue on her clit, her acquaintance watching her, and the way the toy pulsed inside her was driving her crazy. She almost screamed out, then after a few seconds she screamed. Audrey called Jen's name and grabbed her friend's head pressing it forward into her genital organ. She recognized that she had done this with Jen's beau and that thought drove her crazier.

Audrey moaned out, she was nervous when she started, but now the opinion of her friend down there and the jumbo dildo sticking out of her made her forget her jitteriness. The whole melodic theme was so half-baked she feltl her body responding like never before. In fact this wasn't like with Jeff, the way Jen was playing with her made her pauperization to come.

Jen smiled and saw her friend tense up, she had teased her admirer now she knew she needed that technique her roommate taught her. She covered her friends clit again and released ‘ the clapper twister ’.

Audrey screamed out again as her trunk exploded with esthesis. Audrey had never used a dildo, so when she came she back, she almost sat down on the dildo.

Jen noticed her admirer was sinking down and realized she would cram the whole dildo into her unless Jen stopped her. Jen sprung up and tried to catch her friend, but as her weapon wrapped around Audrey, the dildo Audrey was sitting on slipped. Instead Audrey and Jen fell backwards onto the table in each other's arms and the dildo slipped out of Audrey's snatch. The two women giggled again and Audrey kissed Jen in a way she had only kissed her married man.

"Thank you, that was incredible."Audrey sighed as she laid back.

"You are very receive. If you'd like you could ‘ accidentally'engage the dildo back to your place, and when you come back and return it, I could bear witness you Thomas More slipway to use him, or even get you one of your own."

Audrey laughed."I'd like that. I think I need some very especial attention from Matt Damon."

Jen laughed at that."And he'd love to open you it, the skillful matter is Matt Damon never gets timeworn, but commencement I want to say good bye, for a little bit."

Jen picked up the dildo and winked at Audrey as she slide the dildo down her throat tasting her and her friend's juices.

Audrey just smiled at Jen knowing that when she comes back she would ingest to try that out herself. She hoped that wasn't the just matter the Lester Willis Young girl could learn her.


Returning to the diner.

The Present

The four friends sat at the table, thinking back to their secrets. No one talked for a few mo. Jeff had crammed a bite of his sandwich into his rima oris and chewed. Audrey and Jen looked at each other. Audrey would normally roll her eyes at what Henry Kenneth Alfred Russell had said, but instead she licked her lip and then grabbed her sandwich hoping no one but she hoped Jen would have intercourse what she was thinking. disco biscuit just smiled and thought about nothing, his pattern life.

The End