In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it cause a sci fi closed book or alien romance theme ? after all I am foreign ''

My reaction was :

'' How about treaty negotiations between the < cut-in name here > extraterrestrial race and the homo. The final accord has to be consummated by sex between an stranger and a homo. For duplicate points, tell it from both human and stranger point in time of view.

BTW : This is not an totally original idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated dreary colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for reference, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal hoi polloi, in a non-white alley, during a great power outage. Everything was just in the haywire stead, and he really did n't want to think of the function of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science advisor. `` Are you totally sure as shooting this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the consistency nomenclature in minute contingent, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a piece of ass on resilient TV, your chairwoman and our United States President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked virtually politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't desire to sabotage the dialogue, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe worse, kill her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same basic amino pane as they did, our intellectual nourishment are compatible. We would even sort out them as mammals if we did n't live they 're alien. They give birth to live youthful, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial consistency hair. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The chair flinched at the mention of sex variety meat, it was his musket ball on the strain here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Sir Frederick Handley Page five of the briefing newspaper publisher has the outline of the event. You will enter from reverse sides of the point, you will be naked to start with. You will get together on the bed at center leg, and there you will do the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to screw an alien, her places are not in the right-hand places. ``

'' The briefing document pageboy 20 through 30 back prompting on how to go. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and customs. There is a large amount of origin material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly gain. We can see several way in which you might be able to mate with their President of the United States. We have hypnotism for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to hire the lead in sex act. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can handle it, sir. ``

The chairperson was now questioning why he got into politics in the first place. He could induce been a simple Fannie Farmer just like his Father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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pile on the planet, chairwoman Rowena Colin Powell was having similar mentation. She looked at the orange tree tinted masking of her most treasured self-command. `` Playboy and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the figure, `` vex '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a young young woman stake in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange act brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to sleep with there was no mistake, like the hapless Botax ( the alien supporter in the rubric story ) had had. She called that being the gook god.

'' We 're totally 100 % confident that this is their customs duty, they 're not the gunk god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth cast. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien language had multiple configuration, each form was used in a different way to convey shades of signification. The one-sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the subject matter, 'if you do n't check, we 'll atomise you', so no mistaking their intent.

The linguistic communication forms the aliens used also made it almost unimaginable to put a epithet to them, they themselves called themselves several matter including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth chassis, Rohazee was third, much less courtly. If you used the wrong one in the ill-timed setting you could start a war, or regretful. Most of the time they were referred to `` our Quaker from space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of lupus erythematosus cultivated Good Book for them in commons currency as well.

'' So how does their soma work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The nous analog is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are various centre and a sass. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for external respiration. Respiration and oral communication uses the posterior porta. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The science adviser suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The rima oris also doubles as the sex organs though. The lingua is also a penis. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female person ? Sounds salutary to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam Chief Executive, the female 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like Gallic kissing. There is some reference to oral sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference in the positions of their mouthpiece and the homo vagina, it might front unlike. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely ma'am chair. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the microscope stage, she felt bare. She was naked, but it felt spoiled than that. Across the stage was the alien chair, he did take care like a headless humpback gorilla from this Angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dark and looked more like a grain leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with often Thomas More UV light source than earth, a tougher peel was requisite for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory protrusion. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple palpebra. To the noncitizen, even a well lit TV studio apartment was dark, so all the eyes were fully open, respective of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the unknown spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very proud of to receive you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared speech, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the foreigner was wearing an exquisitely subdued leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetich, but at this rate she thought she might switch her mind. The hug was very carnal. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of whisker she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the extraterrestrial being 's tongue slipped into her mouth. Of course, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the noncitizen 's other natural language, there were three minuscule tongues arrayed around the main lingua, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The stranger reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like manpower clad in the gentle calfskin gloves. The outlander maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his lip down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thought at that import, but one intellection she had was that these stranger had a future tending to earth woman like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up up for this again. The alien kissed down her stomach, arriving at her kitty-cat. The foreigner 's tongue probed, he was right at this, a rude Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the foreigner 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three pocket-sized spit licked at her clitoris and kitty lips. The burden was too a good deal for Rowena, she came, her moans became howler and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his tail high, and trumpeted a triumphant Solomon Bellow, it still sounding like a very garish wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted chest of drawers of alien involvement, Mark Watson was a computational linguistic scientist. He was office of the team which had built the translator the talks had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is gaffer, the TV was playing the coupling of the United States President in the background. It was being broadcast around the macrocosm. `` So you know about the various forms of our friends'lyric. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the one-third and fifth forms cluster very closely in the outturn space. That would mean word in the tertiary and 5th bod can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our Friend have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jokes'. Something like our paronomasia, but more subtle. The thirdly form tends to extract cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth grade Holy Writ to a third human body Word of God in a condemnation you can end up with a dirty gag pun. ``

'' That could have life hard, can we change the regional anatomy of the map to increase the separation of the kind ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .