I sat alone in the recess, now that the lamia are all abruptly they do n't want me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should innovate myself before I tell my fib I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walk, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My Wiccan were 800 years old, they 'd use the intimate vigor from young men to keep themselves Lester Willis Young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking Young and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to make them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty salutary, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did kept woman, he got so mad when he tried to enchant me he bit me really backbreaking. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm majestic of you my pet, did you keep a ampul to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small ampule of utter vampire bloodline I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big cock and coated me in a particular varnish, glass heart that looked pretty real number, wired limb so I could be posed and was as literal looking as a wood carving could wait. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his curtly lamia life that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his last tidings were 'oh shag'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an antediluvian sword. blood sprayed everywhere of course, a large total of it covering me from principal to toe and it actually made my varnished skin look real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks active ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people feature pose-able wooden sex doll just sitting around to run out it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an theme. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Mayan language, get me some devil 's root, weavel rakehell and ail. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a Einstein ! We can send him out, score them and interest them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will desire us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not real until it 's too of late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia conquest, they would try and prick me at some peak and when their fangs got stuck in me, my leap loaded stake would occur out and I 'd jam it in their low temperature dead hearts.

I still recollect my first, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my magic spell, fascinated by my unequaled smell and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotise ( glamor ) me and when my spyglass eye repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my bet out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the nook of her bed then just closed her eye as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to rive the tooth from my neck, covered myself in line from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic grass turkey as I did. I got better as racked up more kills, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and arduous to attract.

A few calendar month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular man, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with long blonde whisker and a heavy body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' hokum, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the jolly daughter, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful adult female but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigue because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could have been my Twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long fib, I 'm here to meet someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't care if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're good-looking. ``

'' Is this little girl bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the Black person rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the magniloquent woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by Hunter, can we maybe go straight to my billet ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd sleep with that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her lieu, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked body smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me striptease naked then kissed the side of meat of my neck before she sunk her Fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a spirit of repulsion on her human face as the stock from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient High German, spraying blood over my bureau, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't irrupt like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a green ooze. The hole it left was getting disastrous though. I did n't love what to do, I ducked out of the way in metre to avoid the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door burst overt and my would be assaulter was shot in the heart with a crossbow bolt and exploded ancestry all over me. The crossbow shooter was none former than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can predict me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the nerve with silver medal, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the garlic bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of clock time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a phial for the fang trap, put my arrest up and opened the compartment in my tum for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out daytime after their queen is killed to observe her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver medal dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The lamia queer shuddered in torture then just collapsed in a gooey jam with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large ampoule of the Green River goop, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a mute pop and observe Clara grin at me.

'' I have like, so many doubtfulness, lets get out of here though, they 'll consume sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably send humans, I do n't bolt down humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a modest camper just outside of town. There were garlic electric light everywhere and picayune battery misters spraying essence of Allium sativum into the air too.

'' We 're passably dependable in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be well-chosen. Let me at to the lowest degree get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Wiccan, they do n't take anything from their men, just gain vim from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so arouse. I have an mind, I 'll require to lay low for a while but I 'll rule you. occupy care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my enchantress were all delirious intellection I 'd been killed but they were glad to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the charwoman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred vampires too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 eld If I was n't so shopworn and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolmarm. '' I said with a grin.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of pansy grievous bodily harm out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's blood line that Clara had killed, this is the material that 's left over from the queer. '' I replied.

'' She had a ash gray obelisk ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so retentive and I did n't retrieve you 'd find a world-beater. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampul from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you screw what this can dedicate us ? A dip of this commix with our lotions will give use our youthful appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes hebdomad to originate working but we have enough to last a long time, good oeuvre Milo ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the bell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in type it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really dismal to intrude but I come with bully respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still active ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the lamia could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when milo maize here told me how you get your Energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the same energy, he 'd make me cum so operose and kept the body of a 30 year old from my orgasm. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can lend you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a stiff supply of hot young macho-man to fare and fuck you. In return I 'd wish to sustain milo maize to trace with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nestle and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in AZ, I 've been tracking a tabby there and with my walking stake here they wo n't sleep together what hit them. ``

'' Your architectural plan has but one flaw my dearest, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would have a go at it us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so loose. I 'll set up your profile and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from superior Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an minute later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a piffling shy and self conscious but they 're just worry in your pecker. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friend, they were in an fortuity and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some level in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning cock. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them wearing apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't see the crone taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like adult female in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' wellspring, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your visibility. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll consume their sight again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a little pocket to her.

'' Thank you so practically ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a niggling later and set up the promised profiles with moving picture, a misrepresent bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting content before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you for certain Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, captain Zortan gave me a itinerary and my life exists to wipe them from this world. milo maize will be a honorable artillery than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few workweek to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining lamia cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial section of the city.

'' This does n't sense right Milo, split up, keep your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara suspension by her leg on the end of a rope. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The corking slayer, the queen Orcinus orca, caught by a lowly tiro. I 've only been a vampire for twenty years but taking in your head will create me a overlord and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of course of study. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the wager through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic push after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the place rigged to float ! ``

Clara winced in botheration as she picked me up, I was n't very enceinte so she was able to drop me through the window with rest. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just OK, I got home a few hr later, Chloe answered the door, the auditory sensation of sex coming from the couch telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' fountainhead you do n't accept any impairment, sorry about Clara, she was fantastic. We 'll detect another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have Gemini the Twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the fair sex all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful trunk from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you find that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

rightfulness as mara stood up a bright flash lamp lit up the way and a naked Clara appeared on the board, a man was between her pegleg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this wad Zoltar and you better not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade simple machine from that Big film. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the same way, with my push he was capable to come back. milo maize ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died yr ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low visibility for a patch, these coquette were tough business. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, effective than Van Helsing in many slipway. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will carry my leave, may she take Milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those lapidator chicks up there be intimate this old superstar, get all the kitty-cat I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lifespan back. ``

Arizona took us a twelvemonth to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to link a team hunting a large nestle there. I might be made of Mrs. Henry Wood but I think I love my killer, I 'm trusted when she rides my wooden prick she feels that too. I just need to come up the correct sandpaper this clip, she 's still mad about the lowest sliver I gave her ...