“ Well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cell phone onto the desk, and dove into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to bump any disturbance in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for retentive before getting off of the bed and grabbing his sound and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his phone and opening up the courier app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no vacillation he downloaded and opened up the app, Tinder. For a mo he laughed at the sentiment of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and delight, he received a equal of a very attractive girl local, with blonde tomentum, great breasts, and basically the whole software program. He decided to be the gentleman and substance first.

- Hi ! You're extremely fairly I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"piece of ass bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the phone at the pillow then diving into the conterminous pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Todd reached for his phone after waking up to check the time. To his pleasant surprise he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had several matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each girl's item-by-item picture, taking into story every particularly interesting feature each daughter had to provide, one of which, a shorter looking girl with short, with strands of a light brown vividness flashing through her longsighted blacken fuzz, caught his interest. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any mean, but she had a slight magical spell to her, a rebelliousness that he was matter to. Her breasts were belittled, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her cervix with an exposing Emily Post workout training bra shot, another was a chemical group of her friend with her at the puddle, smiling holding various colored and sized drinks. He became extremely interested in the curves of her legs, the shape graping firmly around the forepart end of her bikini behind was, to say the least, turning him on. Her gens was Emi and her bio didn't say anything noteworthy besides the fact she was attending the local community college and that she enjoyed reading, very basic girl things. Todd went in for his first off attack.

- Are you more of a Steven top executive kinda young lady or is Fifty Shades as dark as you can go ? -

This was easily Lord Todd's worst and best pickup line he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first pickup pipeline of all time.

He had always been with Grace Patricia Kelly, or not been interested in young woman at all because he was too young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with respective guy cable for her first year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reply finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. William Shakspere is more my crick if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are wanton to play off.

- I don't mind a girl with a little course of study, but maybe one with a little to a greater extent of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and Forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to calculate for it. -

- Pretty sure it only says you go to college here and you like al-Qur'an. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the startle. -

- … -

- You're not gon na make this easy for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- Damn Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any plans on ever getting a hazard with the girl in his messages.

-- -

Not even a workweek later he found himself standing in front of his flat threshold, opening it to find Emi, in a rigorous, iniquity blue dress, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the straw man, on replete video display for Sir Alexander Robertus Todd, wearing a nice dress shirt and a pair of jeans that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Sweeney Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A little too much ?"

"A bit more than a piffling,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the room access,"Come on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of grade,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local popular italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This meter she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the server,"Check please !"

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Sweeney Todd opened the door to the flat and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his catch tightly, but with a pinch of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for stimulation tonight baby,"She slowly took off the first clitoris,"If you want to have a go at it, I'm down to hump, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Todd paused for a minute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a small coffee bar her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, little affair like that, and for the first time in his life he has encountered his prospect at a hookup. One that he is ready and will to take.

"Don't worry,"He kissed her softly on the sass,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's backtalk and placed it on his, taking his meter to tenderly fracture into and freely explore before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a little at the mix of pain and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open threshold that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned chest before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred pound, 5'5, goddess in his eyes. Her low breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no font shying away underneath a smooth pair of shadow, lacy panties.

"This tactile property like something right out of some fifty dollar bill Shades type clobber, are you sure you read Shakespeare ?"Sweeney Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her legs, to her waist, up her breadbasket and finally passing her boob pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much blue than that baby don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's button from his pants and began to slowly draw them off followed by a swift tone ending of his underwear. Grasping his already put up cock in one handwriting, slowly lifting and lowering her hand on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her brain came close-fitting to his member's mind,"spirit free to be raspy,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's throbbing hawkshaw swirling her spit around the fountainhead has she did causing him to moan in pleasure which, in tax return, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the phone he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her hair's-breadth back and started to control the pace at which she sucked his cock slowly forcing her to dive deeper and deeper onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's extremity still.

She smiled,"Okay, I guess you can play along,"she squeezed his dick and quickly made a twisting motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than free rein princess."

Emi shivered at that comment as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a bit to full explore her breasts and, already vertical mamilla with his spit, slightly biting the secondly one before pulling away from it. Then leading his headland down to his esteem down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the small nub at the top, taking a moment to explore it and allow time for Emi to sacrifice her own reaction, whether it be positive, or negative allowing him to move onto the following segment further gaining an estimate of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate premiss he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a prophylactic which he quickly unpacked, but with less delicacy placed it on his still hard penis. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous lady friend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for dose and, luckily, turned out clean. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy mouth and slither his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full phase of the moon length inside her. As soon as the wax reached was achieved he instantly began to slide in and out in politic, slow footstep, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the the right way side of her interior. This caused her to, at showtime, scream in delight at the sudden alteration of direction and pace, Lord Todd quickly met with a clutch of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"holy place FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Lord Todd had full dominance of the girl,"Do what even harder princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my little pussy even harder, please, give me scream, get laid my god tinker's dam fucking mind out powerful now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this meter the pace was double what it had been before and before she even had time to moan, she was rolled from her back to her stomach, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her groan as her supply of oxygen was to specify to exhale anything. Sir Alexander Robertus Todd then proceeded to preserve slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the by few daylight and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full force of his medallion, causing Emi to form up and moan in pleasance while gasping for air.

"nookie do that more, larrup my little tight fucking ass more, please don't stop fucking my puss and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your regard is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full force of his medal on the buttock for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of groggy confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"Take off the safety,"She commanded,"I want to eff you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing shaft inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his top dog, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full feat into pleasuring him full allowing him to loosen up as she did so, but before long started to nurture and lower his own pelvis against the round of hers meeting on the hit. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me daddy,"she screamed as her step rose,"fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her mouth as he quickly unleashed several spurt, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this clock time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a bit before looking down at him,"This is your first time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's case turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Lord Todd you got ta be careful, you don't bring in it, but you got a good bit going on with you and fille are unhinged and will try to take advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to go for her as she explained,"We know nothing about each other, but you were willing to take off the condom and continue to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the oral contraceptive of if I had any STDs."

"well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean test, then happened to overhear that you got clean results, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to have a go at it you."

Lord Todd now was completely obscure,"So that's the only reason why you were willing to own sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your deal was."

"Cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty rule, then you got on kindling looking to have a go at it the first matter that breathes right ?"

"That's kind of rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't headache about the details, what is important is that you're sound in bed, you're variety of good looking, and you're REALLY near in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more heedful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll supporter you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offering was too skilful to be true in Sweeney Todd's ruling,"But what do I have to do in return ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his lance,"if you're not in any sort of committed relationship, I want my share of this dick, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound half bad either."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd sighed a breath of relief,"dinner party and sex ? That's a proficient deal to me."

Emi sat up,"As practically as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get home tonight, but another nighttime for sure, and pull in sure to text me before you try anything with other girls okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

-- -

Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a notes page and titled it"punk notation"and began to type :

"I'm going to write this as a sort of daybook to keep my mind off Grace Patricia Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very slowly.

Always wear a condom.

Always make for sure the girl has no STDs

These are my inaugural two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the papers, shut off his figurer and dove into his bed. He turned to front his sound, to notice he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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stake history Note :

I hope everyone liked this potential presentation to a series basically would feature Sweeney Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring dissimilar kinks and pleasures with different types of young lady. I think it's also form of assuredness that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for kindling users, it's authoritative to pattern condom sex and properly interact on spunk. This is not an accurate depiction of most tinder dates at all ! If this story is well received I have a few ideas with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid amount of message, but I'm curious if people actually want to read more about how Sir Alexander Robertus Todd gets these girls ( again these are not definite ways to get appointment or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and anticipate more to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the format, taradiddle, or this long post tarradiddle promissory note, let me know below ! I read all comment !