In the CAW 24 train of thought, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi mystery story or stranger romance theme ? after all I am strange ''

My reaction was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < inset name here > alien race and the humans. The final accord has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For extra dot, tell it from both human and foreign points of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely original estimate. ``

I had to try this one.

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The Chief Executive stared at the webpage, its oversaturated patrician colour hurt his heart, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for book of facts, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for pattern people, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't desire to call back of the role of that porta, just next to their procreative orifice.

He turned to his chieftain scientific discipline consultant. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the body language in mo particular, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a roll in the hay on last TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked near politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the talks, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to obliterate me or maybe worse, kill her ? ``

'' All the information shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same basic amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even assort them as mammalian if we did n't know they 're alien. They give birth to live untried, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body fuzz. Our mensuration indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The chairwoman flinched at the mention of sex electronic organ, it was his glob on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' varlet five of the briefing newspaper publisher has the precis of the event. You will enter from opposite sides of the stage, you will be naked to begin with. You will cope with on the bed at midpoint stage, and there you will do the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to hump an unknown, her post are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing written document Sir Frederick Handley Page 20 through 30 covers mesmerism on how to continue. Our anthropologists have been studying their ritual and custom. There is a large amount of source material for that, their erotica industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see several way of life in which you might be able-bodied to match with their president. We have proposition for stimulation, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still accustomed for their male person to take the lead in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure enough you can address it, sir. ``

The prexy was now questioning why he got into politics in the inaugural place. He could sustain been a wide-eyed farmer just like his sire. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, chairperson Rowena Cecil Frank Powell was having similar mentation. She looked at the orange tinted cover charge of her most treasured possession. `` man-about-town and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the figure, `` Amazing '', of the clip. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a unseasoned girls involvement in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the extraterrestrial being champion in the title report ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % prescribed that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The foreigner spoken language had multiple manakin, each form was used in a different way to pass on shades of meaning. The 6th descriptor was ultra polite, it also conveyed the subject matter, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the outlander used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was third, much less formal. If you used the amiss one in the wrong circumstances you could get down a war, or worse. near of the time they were referred to `` our friends from quad '', or just `` admirer ''. There were a lot of to a lesser extent polite words for them in rough-cut currentness as well.

'' So how does their frame study again ? ``

'' They 're in conversion from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, to a greater extent of a hump. There are several center and a sassing. The mouthpiece is only used for feeding, not for internal respiration. respiration and speech uses the tush porta. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The science adviser suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the President with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual electronic organ are also in her mouth. sexual intercourse is more like french kissing. There is some source to unwritten sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference in the positions of their mouth and the human vagina, it might look unlike. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely dame Chief Executive. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt bare. She was naked, but it felt high-risk than that. Across the stage was the disaffect president, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting airless she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dark and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with lots more UV light than earth, a tougher pelt was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the optic around the receptive hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelid. To the stranger, even a well lit TV studio was dark, so all the eyes were fully receptive, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching length, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very proud of to cope with you madam president. ``

Rowena started her get up speech, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The foreigner reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely mild leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might alter her mind. The hug was very animal. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of hair's-breadth she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the unknown 's lingua slipped into her oral fissure. Of course of instruction, it was also his member and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a cock sucking. Meanwhile the outlander 's other tongue, there were three belittled tongues arrayed around the main knife, they also joined in. It was really titillating for Rowena.

The outlander reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most carnal massage. It felt like hired man clad in the flaccid calfskin glove. The extraterrestrial maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his oral cavity down to her white meat. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely adequate to of rational thought at that import, but one thought process she had was that these extraterrestrial being had a next tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The alien kissed down her venter, arriving at her cunt. The extraterrestrial 's tongue probed, he was commodity at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this clock time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entering. Simultaneously, the three minor clapper licked at her button and pussy back talk. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his buttocks heights, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted chest of drawers of alien occasion, Mark Watson was a computational linguist. He was part of the team which had built the translator the talks had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concern with is party boss, the TV was playing the mating of the presidents in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the several flesh of our friends'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth forms cluster very closely in the yield blank space. That would means Book in the third and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third var. gag'. Something like our pun, but More subtle. The third base shape tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth form word to a third form word in a time you can end up with a pestiferous prank pun. ``

'' That could realise life hard, can we falsify the topology of the map to increase the legal separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the turnout and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the activeness on the blind .