Ravished by a Mob ?

The nighttime was still. The breeze barely rustled the leaves on the trees. The sound of the watercourse trickling between the rocks 500 metres away was clearly audible. The sky was clear and the moon shone its silvery luminance far across the meadows and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"helper !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A Cy Young maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my perch atop the garden paries. It was late, the wench might be in trouble so prehension my knife and jerkin I set forth in the focussing of the sound.

"Help !"she wailed again, I hurried along as dissolute as I dared in the Moon not knowing which syndicate of shadow was a pot hole to go bad the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An holy man in a white gown with a dismal coat covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in suffering ?"

"Er, My coach was attacked by vagabonds and I was lucky to run away with my laurels !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your hairsbreadth still perfect and why have you not collapse sweat."

"Oh for pity sake head, questions, questions."she snapped.

Something is very damage ! I decided.

"Help !"she shouted.

"plosive yelling, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, various men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can stay put with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an idiot !"she protested,"Help !"

"find you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"Come back, help !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your breath,"I warned,"You will pull in the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is unseasonable with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall see you to the village and keep you safe."

"I don't want safe, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village retard !"

"Then the Inn should suit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you take a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will attack me, shoot down my apparel off and ravish me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or asleep,"I admitted.

"Then you will hold to do it,"she insisted.,"You will have to enthral me."

"I shall do no such thing,"I insisted.

"No thing no one will consider you,"she simpered and with a rending phone she tore her nightgown,"Help !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So ravish me, you may as well have some delight before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you wish to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a toying and I believe I may be with tike,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would have me sent to the gallows to facilitate this lie ?"I demanded.

"Well I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could escape and turn an crook ?"

"Its hardly average is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to enchant me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my honour for my on-key sexual love,"I said pompously.

"Lucky girl, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a girl yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not ravish me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fancy you,"I lied.

She managed to reveal her left chest,"Are you sure enough ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Lets get you to the pub, I am certainly someone will oblige."

She put her chest away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no tart !"the wench declared.

"Well you scrubbed up well if thee's a bloke,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a pint of Gin or a good fucking up thee's ass."

"Fuck up the ass please,"she said.

poor old Tom fell off his stool."bugger me miss I were taking the pee,"he apologised.

"I need a good seeing to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"Look like untested Geoff had thee first ?"person suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the dirty mitts off."Old Billy Barnes warned.

"Then what be wrong vernal Geoff,"someone asked,"Thee got a liking for blokes, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want someone special."

"And aren't I special enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her gown to the flooring and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his incumbrance in hos pants !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My appendage betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"sodomist me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Bulls ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"someone started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The wench sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, someone grabbd me, someone guided my member and adjacent thing I was in heaven.

Well not quite next thing, It took about half a dozen attempts to actually get the the bulbous purple head of my member between her subdued pink slit lips and late into her insides.

She were very good about it, made me feel really good by saying"Oh my lord it will never fit, contain it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went restrained when I had my member right field inside her.

"Oh my Maker I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's other wait,"someone chided.

Is gibe me bolt, time after time I pumped her full of me stuff. Pints of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

Blood trickled from hr mouth,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might cause said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattle wench,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing tackle round this !"and he jabbed his rooster at her sass as someone grabbed her hair's-breadth and forced her to afford wide.

I had enough. I went domicile. I was nearly dwelling when the Hue and Cry came storming over the hill. A neat possie of men on horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twerp shouted,"The pram was attacked, have you seen the young lady Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee in force ask at the pub, all the blokes is there sampling a new tart the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"retard !"the horseback rider replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"Round the corner, first on the left you can't Miss it."I explained.

"one shot the corner, first on the left and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

Someone grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new whore !"

She was naked bent at the waist suckling soul's cock while somebody else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her womb or ass muddle but she had her handwriting on the chas hip joint as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any distress or feel any urging to escape.

"commodity god its Miss Katherine !"some mark interjected. He earned a slap across his face from the flat English of the leader's sword for his pains.

"changeling !"the leader swore,"How can you mistake a street tart for my dearest daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"someone else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be ridiculous, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"flavor like her ass though,"mortal muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How dare you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the bolted door stopped him short."out-of-doors up in the name of the God Almighty !"he shouted.

"We're closed, common soldier party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a beefy yeoman put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the left incline where the hinges were and falling flat on the ground with a rending crash.

I watched through the windowpane as multitude looked around.

"Oi that's not bloody shady !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the wench gasped,"Stop, stop I say !"

"Bit late to commute yer mind now Miss you been well fucked and that's for sealed,"Silas informed her,"dungeon thee dress on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the loss leader gasped,"You evil lying little slut !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"someone muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the pitiable blokes cock in the process."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accord and asked for a ass,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a counting, that's five crowns you made so far."

"pappa !"she wailed, crocodile tears running down her face. Spunk running down her Kuki-Chin, heart running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar hold on, here's a sovereign, pray allow all my men to use your woman of the street and then cast her out into the street, naked if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very good squire, and about the door ?"the barkeep asked.

"Don't push your hazard, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please sire,"I asked,"She is just a healthy offspring woman with the needs of a healthy."

"Whore,"their leader snapped,"Like her female parent, a filthy dirty lying minuscule whore."

"Better in bed than her female parent, by the looks of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you get laid,"he asked.

"mendicancy your forgiveness sir,"a softly spoken elder worker advised."But there ain't no one on the estate of the realm what haven't screwed your missus at some time or a nother."

"muteness,"Their leader bellowed,"sufficiency, have your filling of her and when you are done one of you must marry her !"

Dead silence."Begging your pardon sir,"soul said,"What sort of dowry are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well pull in her own keep flat on her cover by the feel of it !"

"pop ! '' the chick protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her sire insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her posterior with his member and ordered"Out of my way fool. ``

The chao staggered backwards in mental confusion and his stopcock erupted with a fountain of grey slime which trailed across the pub floor like the trail of some giant snail

The girl looked back helplessly as he dropped his rear of barrel revealing a truly flagitious cock.

"Oh my God Daddy !"she simpered,"Its huge !"

"Shut your rattle whore,"he snapped as he lined his cock up to her puss lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in netherworld, the child shall have two heading and both shall cause heads thereon in the image of Behelsebub,"somebody intoned LE than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his distance deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh Daddy you are so gamey !"she exclaimed,"That feels soo nice."

They fucked for nigh on ten transactions, changing position a few multiplication before he finally shot his load up her arse.

"Daddy,"the girl exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to screw me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my girl then, now you're a whore, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub fully of witnesses you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all sot,"I suggested,"power be mistaken."

"Are you the small town idiot ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is properly, '' I agreed,"Depends how a good deal you're paying."

He just stared."aspect,"I said,"Pay me a dowry and I'll marry her and standpoint by her."

"What, become her pimp ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two heads we can have a side of meat show at Blackpool or somesuch and charge people to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the village idiot,"he agreed,"Any Sir Thomas More offers for the whore's hand in marriage,"he asked. There was compete secretiveness."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the hamlet half-wit !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you need a dowry for, she can earn a fortune laid on her rear ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a free house and a C quid a year ? ``

"Make it two and you have a batch !"I suggested.

"Don't button it, one L,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So take her away and fuck her in any and every fix sir,"the don said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well delay here and relish yourself."I promised,"Er what's her name ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it count,"he replied,"Just make sure as shooting she does her debauched fornication here and not near my house ! ``

It was following morning I next found Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and naked under her coat

Dad wouldn't let her in cashbox I explained about the new job.

"We need to talk,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something useful laid on your cover earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so goosy,"she said.

"Yes, all the globe to choose from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to have an apology for being with child, I had an ill advied dawdling you seem I had the servant pretend we were attacked in the Ellen Price Wood and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"female parent snapped."half that lot got cock rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off lady friend you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my back on riot !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to forget yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my mind craves the excitement of my womb being filled by tidal bore men."

"So what do you want ?"I asked.

"A lusty man to satisfy my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a dozen at least girlfriend,"mother suggested,"Get thee self a nice wheeling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not ease me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might consume a two headed kid inside thee or the blast,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like sidekick and sister, then you can have sex who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chickens,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can pare you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an moron !"she snapped

Note 1 ) its not exactly historically exact 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .