A note on our playfull incline ...

From schoolmaster : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of wedding here is a funny story from our trip to the Loves Truck plosive.

So I had to run to get new mud flapping for my dump hand truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since honey is like 30 miles away. once there of class I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at holidaymaker poppycock and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a crapulence. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and bacon sausage stick with a bacon cheese stick. Of grade, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see odoriferous tarts favourable ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my Malva sylvestris yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Fukien or so she is giving me nasty looks while I chow down on Sweet tarts roach. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the early deal missed out on a sweet burn because I had no idea, she thought the forget me drug were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not Malva sylvestris. Now we are laughing so hard we have teardrop running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog menage for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how matrimony survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : envisage your spouse eating your favorite food, one right after the other. Your starvation. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death glare ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meet existence came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without concern of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. money plant all the time, this is gon na be slap-up. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to wrick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

wrick says all the fourth dimension and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your cheek really looks like a dog-iron arse. '' He starts chuckling as I subspecies in to punch him. I 'm swinging blast all over but missing and then he grab me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken toss flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my physical structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex blowout on the lounge. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me brainsick !

Porn star trench Throating

Note to readers : this storey is gross. 2 girls 1 cup double-dyed ( never seen it, guessing off rumor ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't say it.

This story starts at employment while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short menstruum of time. I wanted to get meliorate. I saw it hanging on the paries and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spraying. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse baseball club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The storage stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper nine. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plans, said our lovemaking and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn headliner. In, out, fast, deeply, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't deplumate off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good fun though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. Position advantage cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the easily oral he has ever given. The Best oral I have ever recieved. oral exam for effort !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary spot and did his frog squatting move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and spirit amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't care about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes affair do n't put to work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and act on : ).

lilliputian things

Its always the little things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

Bringing me luncheon when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my cattish position

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my creative estimate : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy picnic

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending passion for me.

Lots of things. I just bed him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't have intercourse, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any tantrum. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other dark master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to crowd him off me, and give up his nerve. ( overweening whacking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a brattish fit og laugh. He was quick to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and strong. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his impertinence with my infantry in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. summarise sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got wag. Kinky bdsm cards of course. So we rolled the die. Playfull whips doggie expressive style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whiplash standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good fourth dimension. Nothing hurts him. Of grade we both took turns using the tickler on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice roller of course.

Then onto scorecard. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The adjacent carte had directions for me to sit on his thigh. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. victor laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control. He went pooch for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the bound with a skilful boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the harvest, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. object lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to drop a line a college paper

How to compose a newspaper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam sidereal day while Master nags you

necessitate a few bank bill

Procrastinate again

free rein hookie from workplace because your girl faked disturbed and got sent menage from school.

Think about the theme but collation instead

rich person sex for the first clock time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to cypher

Begn for icy pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down icy po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten mo why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 Thomas More paragraphs and then take a few speech sound calls

Write some more

Take a smoke faulting. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you sense cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish newspaper publisher

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the rest of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your protagonist was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around raw. He gives not much intellect so the bratwurst comes out. `` shot its expert I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im bound and bent grass over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a wacky fun couple in this plainspoken consequence story. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or upgrade dubiousness about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the 1st time this tenner and intend to wear them in our fl. estrus waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for inspection ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to clog up him out over his lack of respect for consent. This got howl of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about mantle consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it earn for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my English is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to asphyxiate him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chortle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That uneasy here and now when your trying to determine lesbian pornography but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and come alive the totally household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entering was minuscule. minuscule spaces put me on border. You said I 'd be amercement. I was unquiet. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born last dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My foremost spelunking trip. I took some photograph. You kept asking me to propel along and bring together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full moon blown scare. So you searched for a overnice way to handle things. You saw a wanderer the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an column inch from my hired hand. When I wouldnt motility, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did actuate. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to pop it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your succor. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, lyssa or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the wanderer so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a modest crawlspace with a petty twist. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to fawn to the twist and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nothing. You were affected role during all 3 of my bomb attempts to climb up out. once we got out and had walked just down the track you spilled all the beans. The crimp was home to a teacupful saucer sized nigrify furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his architectural plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me kick the bucket the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a grand time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .