I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all dead they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My Witches were 800 years old, they 'd use the intimate energy from Cy Young men to keep open themselves Loretta Young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and somewhat. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot enchantress wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male person ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did fancy woman, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm proud of you my pet, did you keep a ampule to fix these mess ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small vial of drained vampire line I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex wench. They gave me a courteous big prick and coated me in a special varnish, glass eyes that looked pretty genuine, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as real looking as a Sir Henry Wood carving could look. When a untested vampire came to visit, looking to bung off what he thought was just 3 baby living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life that it was in fact 3 witch sustenance there and I think his live words were 'oh piece of ass'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a foresighted wooden lance jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an ancient steel. line sprayed everywhere of course of study, a large measure of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished scramble look real.

'' Zoe, face, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire profligate healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' well how often do the great unwashed accept pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to run out it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an estimate. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation Good Book and found the patch she was looking for.

'' Mayan, get me some devil 's solution, weavel descent and Allium sativum. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a champion ! We can post him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will require us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell afford in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a leaping loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't acknowledge he 's not real until it 's too recent. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and bite me at some point and when their fang got stuck in me, my saltation loaded stake would number out and I 'd jam it in their cold utter hearts.

I still think back my get-go, she was old but had on a young facial expression. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unique smell and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamor ) me and when my glass center repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my interest out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her lip she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her optic as I finally remembered and drove the interest into her. I managed to pull the teeth from my neck, covered myself in blood from the puddle of soap that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up More killing, my Witches taught me how to score men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to attract.

A few calendar month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very thin-skinned with long blond hair and a neat body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' falderol, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the passably girls, am I not your case or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful womanhood but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm connive because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could give been my Twin Falls. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a tenacious story, I 'm here to gather someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet individual new. I do n't care if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're better-looking. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's Milo rightfield, you 're wearing the smuggled rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall charwoman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, subscribe to care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't care it here, I think it 's being frequented by Hunter, can we maybe go straight to my station ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd bang that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the force you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a meth of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her bare dead body smooth and flawless. She undid a few push on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her face as the pedigree from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient German language, spraying bloodline over my bureau, I quickly sprung my wager and stabbed her. She did n't detonate like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a green ooze. The hole it left was getting black though. I did n't bed what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to avoid the axe that her fellow swung at me but suddenly the door explosion open and my would be attacker was shot in the spirit with a crossbow bolt of lightning and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none early than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many gens, you can name me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden interest, you need to stab her in the pump with flatware, which is just what I happen to accept. Are you the one with the Allium sativum bomb ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of sentence after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's stock then once it had dried in I took a ampule for the fang hole, put my arrest up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out day after their queen is killed to retrieve her skull with no fang. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The lamia tabby shuddered in torture then just collapsed in a gooey jam with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large vial of the Green goop, set the Allium sativum bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a muffled pop and noticed Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many doubt, LET get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their poof is abruptly and they 'll probably beam humans, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small camping bus just outside of town. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little barrage fire Mr spraying effect of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my kept woman will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take anything from their men, just realize Energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampire arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an musical theme, I 'll need to lay low for a while but I 'll determine you. lead caution my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all mad thinking I 'd been killed but they were glad to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you severalise her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampire too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so run down and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you fancy woman. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the phial of poof slime out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to refill with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver medal sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so yearn and I did n't think you 'd find a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampul from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you know what this can pass on us ? A drop of this interracial with our lotion will throw use our youthful appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to set about working but we have enough to last a prospicient clip, good work milo maize ! ``

The beldame all jumped when the bell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to intrude but I come with great deference and a way that we can avail each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our magical spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a little tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alert ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent world and they ambushed him, I could n't carry through him. Before though, he told me of legendary hag, when milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the like energy, he 'd fix me cum so voiceless and kept the body of a 30 yr old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposition for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a brace supply of hot young studs to come and fuck you. In return I 'd wish to hold milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty foul nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a poof there and with my walking stake here they wo n't cognize what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my heartfelt, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me occupy about that, I promise I can have. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so well-fixed. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from passkey Zortan 's write up then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can have that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're unreasoning and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your dick. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their wad but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning tool. '' Said Clara.

'' well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't look on the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the couch they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the serious sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The early men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll cause their sight again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a belittled pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a picayune later and set up the promised profile with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting substance before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure as shooting Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampire when I was 12, maestro Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this Earth. milo maize will be a better weapon than my crossbow and dagger and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' fountainhead you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few workweek to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial percentage of the city.

'' This does n't feel flop milo, split up, prevent your radio receiver on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a dissonance they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the representative I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the queen killer, caught by a lowly enlightened. I 've only been a lamia for xx eld but taking in your head teacher will relieve oneself me a superior and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for Day of line. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the bet through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, deadened man 's electrical switch, he has the seat rigged to botch ! ``

Clara winced in pain sensation as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able to bemuse me through the window with repose. No Sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of forest I floated just exquisitely, I got home a few hour later, Chloe answered the room access, the audio of sex coming from the lounge telling me they had been making keen use of their app already.

'' fountainhead you do n't let any harm, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the nook for now, I have Gemini coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the mesa, all three were naked, enjoying their new young bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you palpate that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a shiny flash lit up the room and a naked Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you better not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled umber from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal vein when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to occur back. milo ! You are prophylactic ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 long time ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died age ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these vamps were tough business. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, well than Van Helsing in many direction. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my leave, may she take Milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those lapidator chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our animation back. ``

Arizona took us a twelvemonth to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to link a squad hunting a enceinte nuzzle there. I might be made of woodwind instrument but I think I love my killer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden prick she feels that too. I just need to find the ripe emery paper this fourth dimension, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...