Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country home in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the Village school and yet when fourth dimension to leave behind school came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do amend than inscribe service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely narration I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the head start the attractiveness was my girl Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laugh, sparkling oculus and full of life, like her mother about whom the least said the considerably, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and to the highest degree of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a fancy woman house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active voice"At it like tongue,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a small fry. For this reasonableness as she became of age I arranged for her to get married one Humphrey Raymond, a dear acquaintance of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could induce been the breathing in for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big unit of ammunition as he was tall he did not fall apart his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the sort who puts frogs in one boots and William Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right field to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for lady friend whose hymen had been well and truly lost long before the marriage. Father had the rap, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the joy only taking bracing new unswayed maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to look for ease with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one fourth dimension and now had to provide fitting for her and her brat at battle of Hastings, so now I dallied with crushed purchase order whose accommodation could be provided far more tattily.

Lavinia was not in the least impressed with the hubby I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable confrere,"I suggested.

"And how often is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able-bodied to taste the servants to your hearts content with no risk of infection of mien bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what variety of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"lamb god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the reverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the subject entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to look before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good Doctor is required to swear your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well touch on do your worst !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her upper berth thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to rouse elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me missive sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dear and spread your legs that I may analyze you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his knickers to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her dame, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thigh apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her char's backtalk apart as I looked on.

"She is inviolate my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for timeless existence ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you trusted doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you excuse your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis mutual knowledge,"I declared.

"wellspring he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did illuminate me,"she paused,"Mama explained how finger and the glossa may gratify a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"lamb god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may give me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to strike it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscles and stiff manhood, I can not love a man so much my sociable inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an splendid chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan spread out. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One minute,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passageway and up the stairs, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining room to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her doll,"I said don't move, raise your skirts and circulate your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black flavour but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had fleshly knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaven mound, your tongue in her moist expansion slot, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing manhood into her slopped ruck up ass pickle ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips last thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed puzzled,"bread and butter your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your wooden leg and make for your virginal membrane to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and rent my own daughter maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's heart experimental condition, it must hang to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is substantial as a gymnastic horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty age of age and horses are generally short long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be regretful, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the extrusion in your breeches I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the Dr. insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"trade good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten minutes with a sporting lady which I would have expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged appendage sprang free.

She barely even had the present moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the shank and eased his phallus within her. In just one smooth minute she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No immunity what so ever.

"Oh girl Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly pathetic, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course of instruction I do Hansen, I'm not dim,"he agreed.

"Then will you signal to that event, it requires two signature and the touch of a Justice of the Peace and a professional valet will do,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law union,"I explained."We have seen a bang-up presentment of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to contract a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five Numida meleagris for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a material body ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"congratulation, I now declare you to be man and wife in rough-cut law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jest,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now go on,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church, the presents, the response ?"

"The present tense can go back, the vicar will give birth to be paid as will the choir and bell bell ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I find a rich people husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a hankie.

"You shall throw dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the making of a fine gentleman's gentleman and may well excell in business with a respectable woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will take to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"still, we will suppose of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant appendage myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my late maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No overlord,"she said as I caught her by the berm,"Don't tear my smock, let me study it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and well as her word she removed her gabardine to endure au naturel but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door frame hurts my back."

"So climb on my prick and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"individual might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my second childhood !"I replied as she stood against the paries with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to swallow me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her branch around me she gave herself to me as wafture of XTC swept over her.

I strode Forth River to my study, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Jehovah !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your wench and let us discourse matters like valet de chambre do in a whore house."

"dame, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"spring over Miss,"the maidservant said quite rudely,"I likes his Lordship fucking while we discusses stuff and nonsense. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my professorship while my maid straddled me with my appendage inside her.

Mellors sat in the former chair with his breeches down."For paradise's rice beer Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongue entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the get-go time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, little chance of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"Army of the Pure leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my maiden asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in love is it not ? ”