Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom cab, upstanding young man with no ambitiousness beyond becoming a pantryman at my country star sign in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the small town all his animation, he excelled at the village school and yet when clip to leave school day came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do advantageously than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely taradiddle I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low wage which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive feature was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laugh, sparkling eyes and full of life, like her mother about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every phallus of my Polo team and most of the oppositeness before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a cyprian house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally alive"At it like knives,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear Friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty apologue, very near as big one shot as he was tall he did not fall apart his sixty years well, but he was like an sometime crony to me, the sort who puts Gaul in unity boots and tells fib to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my beginner had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her nuptials, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. Father had the inculpation, whether he had the young lady or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh Loretta Young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to assay relief with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent sexual morality aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose fitting could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least impress with the hubby I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable chap,"I suggested.

"And how lots is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the servant to your warmheartedness subject with no risk of bearing bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sorting of little girl do you admit me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formalities doctor, I need to see to it her virginity before the observance,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't gazump your own progeny !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a handmaiden, this is why she must wed, though if by any mishap she has not then we must reconsider the subject entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before Doctor Legge,"What is the substance of this ?"she demanded.

"The good MD is required to control your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the rightfulness to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not rent your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your spoiled !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her upper thighs.

"dearest god she is shaven like a whore !"the medico exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to rouse elderly valet,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a skilful many long time,"I insisted.

"She writes me missive sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dear and spread out your legs that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his bridge player down his breeches to re stage his manhood.

She sat down lofting her doll, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton cocotte I pondered.

The doctor eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my overlord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for infinity ?"

"No, the very retrieve makes me noisome,"I declared,"Are you certain doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explicate your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis commons knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit mummy did crystallise me,"she paused,"mammy explained how fingers and the glossa may satisfy a valet with no endangerment of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to take it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscles and pissed humanness, I can not love a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an fantabulous chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan spread out. I would instruct Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the elbow room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the transit and up the stairs, to the primer coat floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't motion, raise your doll and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaven mound, your spit in her moist slot, your cock between her business firm mounds ?"He blushed deep red."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seeded player ? Have you never suckled her rearing bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant humanity into her tight puckered ass maw ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lip survive thing at nighttime,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed puzzled,"bread and butter your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not work the droit de signeur and take my own daughters maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's substance condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My essence is inviolable as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty years of age and sawhorse are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be high-risk, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the bulge in your breech I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the Doctor of the Church insisted.

"Obey my parliamentary law or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the briskness of one which could only afford to pay for ten minutes with a whore which I would have expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her glossa when Mellors hugely engorged phallus sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his appendage within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the abbreviated moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must rationalise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the shank and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two roll in the hay ?"I asked.

"Of course of action I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that upshot, it requires two signatures and the signature of a DoJ of the heartsease and a professional valet will answer,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a enceinte presentation of affection, indeed a adultery, so all that is required is to sign on a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold gruelling Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five French Guinea for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"praise, I now declare you to be man and married woman in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your spousal relationship to Humphrey Raymond can not now go forward,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the present tense, the reception ?"

"The present tense can go back, the vicar will cause to be paid as will the choir and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I notice a copious husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a hankie.

"You shall ingest dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the qualification of a alright man and may well excell in business with a good woman behind him, and in the absence seizure of one you will have to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that food for thought and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to detect my tardy maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No original,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my duster, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and near as her Son she removed her duster to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ cashbox we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door frame hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are gamey !"she simpered,"mortal might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my second childhood !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her peg spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to have me and then grasping her gabardine while wrapping her wooden leg around me she gave herself to me as Wave of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my breeches so I did not tripper over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"forefather !"Lavinia squealed.

"My master !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my housemaid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your wench and let us hash out subject like valet de chambre do in a bawd house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over young woman,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff and nonsense. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chairman while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the early president with his knee breeches down."For Heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dearest, little chance of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"LET leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my amah asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sorting of being in beloved is it not ? ”