I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' billy club. Hey, baton, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in here Jack. Just stay outside, please. ``

Please ? billy club never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on truncheon 's porch, not sure what to do. We could find out Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't push aside a clank. he-goat is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breathing spell, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard duty. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to undo nightstick from the chair. That must have been the clangoring, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' billystick, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help oneself you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is vicious. ``

And we all really meant it, even if he-goat did n't believe us because it might be operose to lease us good when we could n't bar snickering while we said it.

billy club had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any to a greater extent. And we had to check looking at him because every prison term one of us did it ruined any attack to take it seriously, because Billy 's balls were imperial, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't hold our eye off of. baton 's cock looked like a Barber pole, red and Caucasian grade insignia from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his turncock was all stiff because of some ringing at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any Sir Thomas More and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those bitches. I 'm gon na determine her and her sis and cut them up in petty piece of music and vote out them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost care Billy had taken our advice and left town after the divorcement. For almost a year now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his hand truck, he put rotten fish in her car and house. She broke his windows, he poured xxx gallon of sewage in her sleeping room, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. billy club could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk daddy went after Billy when they were in the 8th grade. He was a big man, and a imply drunk. He must get outweighed Billy by fifty dollar bill lb. truncheon took a lump of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's daddy left townspeople when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with he-goat again and Nadine was in love.

baton is a good mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school billy club married Nadine and went to work. nightstick worked hard to consecrate Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. nightstick was working so tough Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dancing hall with her sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and exclusive and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and trip the light fantastic toe and toy as long as she did n't do it some other man.

billy goat had worked some extra time to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her natal day. When he brought it in the mansion his wife was n't home. The babysitter told nightstick that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his helping hand all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. he-goat walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the guys tabernacle and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a exclusive word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to block but he got in his truck and push back off. He did n't come home for three mean solar day and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for study. He did n't come dwelling until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a duad of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

speculation it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. billystick came home one night and Nadine and the baby were gone. Billy never said a matter, just got up and went to work on, seven days a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming Billy committed adultery. She had a newspaper publisher signed by some charwoman saying she and nightstick had been screwing for four calendar month. billy said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the jurist. He read all the papers, looked at billy and asked `` Any of this doodly-squat true billy goat ? ''. billy goat took care of the evaluator cars and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the justice and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

Billy ended up with nothing, except piece of work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that baton ruined their sprightliness together. She started it. Every sentence she did something to make billy goat angry he just waited a patch and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his skilful to stay out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little scared. We think billy club snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his mansion. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and recount the girls they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. he-goat went back to work. billy goat 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to smart Billy he was going to sting their house down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was meaner than billystick they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. billy goat only worked six mean solar day a calendar week now. On Sunday he would get in his hand truck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a brace of times but you ca n't catch Billy 's hand truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Sat night at the terpsichore Asaph Hall and on Lord's Day she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and melt for days at a fourth dimension. The sheriff did let the cat out of the bag to he-goat and his uncle and his dad but null came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good affair the sister girlfriend was at grandma 's house. We all wondered if billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to truncheon 's dad and he just said to stop worrying because Billy was a good boy.

Sunday dayspring came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religion and be in church building. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just unmistakable packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the battlefront pew, just sitting there all smooth. They looked fine but when I tried to tattle to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermoniser had the expectant grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor married woman had Twin Falls in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even be intimate Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred sawhorse to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did tell Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiesce after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl variety of moan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she kind of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church service, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher man just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No admiration they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a spirit. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a encompassing leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a expert job and it would need some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, swither pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and confidence and caring about each other. He said sometimes when kinfolk ca n't estimate out how to talk to each early they should encounter mortal who can help. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some putz and cut the girls loose.

billy goat had been standing at the back of the church all this time, as usual saying zip. As folk music were filing out of the Christian church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's face. Closest thing I 've seen to a smile on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his hand truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's firm later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billy 's nan house with the infant and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's menage. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to bed what was going on. Nadine turned six spectre of red when we showed up at nan. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't prevent us away forever. Nadine said billy goat had been using his Sundays to track down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her severalize the judge the accuracy. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told he-goat he could have all three of the women in clink if that 's what he wanted. nightstick said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more than shades of red and said he-goat bought some kind of electronic buzzer and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you parachuting and holler. grandmother finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't encounter. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep his cock in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the young woman used on him would weary off in a year or two. Once the discussion got out about Billy 's barber celestial pole turncock and bright purple balls a lot of female child in the county kept billy club too busy to work more than five Clarence Shepard Day Jr. a week.

Cheryl got conjoin and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is tangible heedful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grannie and her little daughter is a real cutie. billystick comes over a lot to visit his grandma and play with his girl. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the sermoniser daughter. She 's a good woman and easy going. Last night she did say she found out where he-goat got those doorbell .... oh my .