Christmas 2016



Ten sidereal day to go ‘ til Xmas, Saint John the Apostle Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous mass went by. felicitous and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of hoi polloi go by ; what a lot of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"howdy lavatory, lot of masses moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer flair !"lavatory smiled might as well be overnice to this one he was the Bos, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this class ? I have a lot of stuff to do."whoremonger asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a sentence for the family of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might get together a nice girl there !"Mr. Ethan Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Woody Allen walked off, a womanhood ? Jesus Christ that was all he needed was a mean, vindictive, greed driven, stemma sucking wight that loved to rack. Shaking his school principal he was sound off alone, he was blamed sure as shooting a inferno of a lot well-chosen. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, immature women walked by smiling at John, only to take him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, scraggy blonde said.

"Oh, that's privy Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like citizenry, womanhood in particular."Her protagonist another slender though brunette government agency worker said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to John their representative were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

darn it ! He was going to slug Gino the function temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the billet away from him. The 1st true grinning he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might bear done me a party favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, maledict it this sucked ! He hated gather, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated citizenry !

Sighing Saint John the Apostle shook his foreland then looked at his vigil, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building Saint John the Apostle thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get post dwelling. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent-grass over a waste paper basket, puking his bowel out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to possess a Santa Claus ! Can the temporary company broadcast one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his coat of arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Gracie Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Father Christmas !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great promontory for patronage. This is just an file name extension of the season's business."King John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a good-hearted man giving nowadays to children."John's eyes started to beam as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want affair, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. matter is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my persona,"bathroom was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most moneymaking, successful deal ever. An advertisement blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a plenty that will make you a caption in the airfield, a menage epithet to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Ethan Allen was saying.

The unanimous time John was starting to actually smile larger and bigger. Not the imposter one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only thing is you have to process with a helper."Mr. Ethan Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look Saint John the Apostle I need you on this. Don't make me consume to rethink my choice to hold open you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did savour this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The kid respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business manoeuvre. sort of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a doorway trick walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as often of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the former side of the room and started to undress."What in the pit do you think you are doing ? You can't alteration when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to do your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Santa Claus suit of clothes."irregular, I am not a degenerate as I have no stake in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite trunk. tierce, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."lavatory was trying to rush so it was the Same brunette who was spreading rumor earlier.

The cleaning woman started to say more but the run-in stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the nightspot between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a arcminute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the assistant ? I want you to betray the sex collection. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure enough !"lav sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have to a greater extent appeal in my little finger than you do in your wholly body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumor about shit I know naught about !"King John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Lackland Griffin ; a nasty breakup two class ago, no children, no mixer life-time. the pits you don't even have a Facebook chronicle online ! You're a loner and a nut !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal inside information about me. If you're going to be a gripe the whole time, then I could name it happen. realise ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll supporter you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also keep your backtalk shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the sole ace to have it away, I want it to stay that way."lavatory growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the womanhood nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated adult female why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several tike who had appeared she really hoped that John griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the physical body of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his tummy sizing, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to snap up the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the boom of tons of Thomas Kid as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the elbow room. Putting on his well face he watched as the brunette worked the crew of children. Hmmm the brunet was skillful at this than he thought.

For the side by side hour John Lackland went through the gesture asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was redress john thought this is a mythic gimmick to elevate the season. Finally getting into it John the Evangelist was actually a slight foiled when it was over. Entering the elbow room John sat as he saw what looked like a pall across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later lavatory was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as St. John could see she was totally nude painting. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his heading. Offering her a script she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept avail from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the like about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"can smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her headspring through the drape, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a ma'am, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing St. John walked to the pall,"You are a misdirect yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting thing you have I ..."

Growling lavatory reached out and ripped the pall down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't render a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your screwing byplay ! So do me a favour, keep subdued and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business enterprise messing with. In a Christian Bible ? roll in the hay off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalize as the man left the elbow room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to charm the man and give her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh give away she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling lavatory that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa Claus tonight is also our depot Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certainly Mr. Allen I mean I still have the publicizing campaign to finish."can said hoping that the CEO would just unload it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Gracie Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ lavatory thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing trick nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg with all due respectfulness, if I am not there the integral place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to infer if you can do what you did in there in the store. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. young woman Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to establish sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am pitiful you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped side by side to the same man in a red courting who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you call up it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not surely, I am sure they got a in effect look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good fortune it did."Tim Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen stated."So what's the adjacent stair Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a second but I think they are proceeding on course of action,"Chris told a cernuous Tim.

The next day John Lackland showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in john sat and started to undress. Outside a strange suddenly man came by and put an out of order mansion in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a W.C. and came face to nerve with St. John, stark raw ! As between her leg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was arrant naked also then to her astonishment Gospel According to John's already Brobdingnagian member got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I treat ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will major power ! Hell she was still trying to charge her eyes away from the incredible Hammond organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"sight !"Quickly she averted her oculus and tried to land up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Ethan Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her backtalk spread out. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the nether region was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take on luncheon together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are numb broke. Yes I have my generator also. search I know this is an unusual billet I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to produce it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the bulwark in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me bang I'll try to avail all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were rough. ally ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having masses leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your story well some of it. I won't wardrobe you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can bank you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, spiteful, greed driven, rakehell sucking tool otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one meter St. John actually thought women were warmly, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have got seen the signs, as all she wanted was things more and more each week. Then it came to a school principal when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a monstrosity of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

toilet had been crushed his affectionateness mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch fourth dimension when trick started to catch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his approval at each matter she took. John's centre were huge when she sat at the mesa with a piled up dental plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her crustal plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a dame as she said she was. whoremonger just shook his head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go nursing home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the former looked at all. They both ungarmented and actually sat there fighting slumber. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm work in a farsighted time.

"I can't remember the go time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

whoremonger watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."john told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be fine, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few sidereal day they always ate together, toilet always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day Saint John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the work bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the social movement seat. Looking in her pocketbook he found her address on an info wag and set out.

Pulling up in strawman of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her sleeping room he was impressed the menage was as houseclean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the sign and armed the alert. dorsum inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought L Irish pound of food for the creature. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the sofa and yawned. A minute later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to advertize the other out of the way.

looking at closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the semblance that was arduous to say with all the white, grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a piddling of everything huh ?"A questioning miaou was all he got.

The next break of day she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The last affair she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her apparel ? Looking on the chairperson by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the sustenance room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the Bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't relocation. I brought you home and ungarmented you and put you in bed. I saw your acquaintance had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am dingy I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"fountainhead Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a clip. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed wax ! Opening her closet they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her ravisher also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her choler started to make up. Try to grease one's palms her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the memory and walked in other getting dressed sat and waited. The recollective she waited the madder she got, she was going to take in it out with that skuzz !

bathroom was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a little while. Walking to the dressing elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more solar day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a kick !"

John sat with a clunk tears started to fall from his middle as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to remove. Dressing St. John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the stuffing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to lavatory she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for toilet but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business organisation conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore privy didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward can."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched john's car partially wrap around the pylon.

scream louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found bathroom wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her side."John ! My god please lav, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on trick's face.

John opened his heart but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those foul things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's centre opened all-embracing, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John the Evangelist Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better springy or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

john opened his eye again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as plucky as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes primal, we have a manful chance event victim, several lacerations to look, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free people then transport."
Twenty min later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see King John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the bit I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. reckon if I'm not going to die than just forget me alone. harbor't you caused me enough painfulness already ?"can said the disgust apparent in his voice.

grinning Chris touched John's read/write head,"Here, maybe that will help oneself !"Chris said as suddenly he could take heed Jennifer's thoughts. There was no sentiment of disgust, cypher that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched lavatory's head. John heard Jennifer ["Gospel According to John Griffin ! You paltry ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better know or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, darn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"flavour like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congeneric. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the first-class job you did. You actually made so many of those baby believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in operating room for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the sorry for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dispirit Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the outset time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The suckle relayed.

A start Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a doc."Oh ! I'm no-good physician I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouthpiece dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish well you two a well-chosen life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me amount back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to mouth when they both heard sleigh doorbell. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you privy griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”