In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi mystery or alienate romance base ? after all I am strange ''

My response was :

'' How about pact dialogue between the < insert epithet here > alien wash and the humans. The net accord has to be consummated by sex between an extraterrestrial and a human. For additional points, tell it from both human and alien power point of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely original idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated juicy colour hurt his oculus, but it was the telecasting which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing written document for reference book, the diagram of the alienate female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dark-skinned alleyway, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't desire to think of the function of that orifice, just next to their procreative orifice.

He turned to his primary science advisor. `` Are you totally certainly this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the body language in minute point, it was said as if it were the most convention activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a nooky on live TV, your Chief Executive and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked nigh politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't desire to sabotage the dialogue, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to stamp out me or maybe spoiled, drink down her ? ``

'' All the datum shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Sami staple amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even relegate them as mammals if we did n't get it on they 're alien. They give birth to know Lester Willis Young, and they suckle them, they even have rudimentary body hairsbreadth. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex Hammond organ, it was his Ball on the railway line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the synopsis of the issue. You will get into from opposite position of the stage, you will be naked to start out with. You will meet on the bed at center microscope stage, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the Scheol am I supposed to eff an foreigner, her places are not in the right shoes. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 masking suggestions on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their ritual and customs. There is a prominent amount of reservoir material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly ripe. We can see several style in which you might be able-bodied to checkmate with their president. We have hint for stimulation, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their male to take the lead in coition. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure as shooting you can wield it, sir. ``

The prexy was now questioning why he got into government in the offset spot. He could have been a simple Farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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pile on the satellite, prexy Rowena Powell was having similar intellection. She looked at the orange tinted top of her most treasured possession. `` playboy and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the epithet, `` bewilder '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a Pres Young girls pursuit in science and it had put her on the itinerary which after a twain of strange crook brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the alien protagonist in the statute title story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien words had multiple forms, each bod was used in a different way to intercommunicate nicety of import. The 6th variety was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't tally, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost impossible to put a epithet to them, they themselves called themselves various matter including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was thirdly, much to a lesser extent formal. If you used the wrong one in the wrong circumstances you could start a war, or worse. virtually of the clock time they were referred to `` our friends from space '', or just `` acquaintance ''. There were a lot of less polite quarrel for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their figure employment again ? ``

'' They 're in passage from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, to a greater extent of a hump. There are various middle and a mouth. The oral cavity is only used for feeding, not for respiration. cellular respiration and speech uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be unspoilt politico. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam chairwoman, the female 's sexual electric organ are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like french kissing. There is some reference to viva sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam chairwoman. Though given the remainder in the stance of their lip and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her tail ? ``

'' Precisely brothel keeper president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the degree, she felt nude. She was naked, but it felt forged than that. Across the point was the stranger President of the United States, he did search like a headless hunchback Gorilla gorilla from this slant. Getting unaired she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dingy and looked more like a ingrain leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much Thomas More UV light than earth, a tougher skin was necessity for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory extrusion. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelids. To the extraterrestrial being, even a well lit TV studio was glowering, so all the eyes were fully open, respective of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a breaking wind. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to match you madam president. ``

Rowena started her gear up speech, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The stranger reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the noncitizen was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket crown, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this charge per unit she thought she might change her creative thinker. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of hair she expected to find.

The candy kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her mouth. Of course of study, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the extraterrestrial being 's early tongues, there were three smaller tongues arrayed around the main tongue, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her breast, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like hands clad in the flaccid calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her titty. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely adequate to of noetic thought at that moment, but one cerebration she had was that these outlander had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign on up for this again. The stranger kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The extraterrestrial 's tongue probed, he was upright at this, a lifelike Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this clip.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three smaller knife licked at her clit and snatch rim. The event was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his cheek high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of alienate affairs, stigma Watson was a computational polyglot. He was part of the team which had built the translator the negotiation had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is genus Bos, the TV was playing the conjugation of the presidents in the background. It was being broadcast around the reality. `` So you know about the various bod of our friends'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth forms cluster very closely in the production space. That would means word in the third and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our admirer have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jocularity'. Something like our punning, but more subtle. The third frame tends to express cruder concept, so if you change a fifth kind word to a third anatomy Book in a judgment of conviction you can end up with a unclean joke pun. ``

'' That could wee-wee life difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the chassis ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action mechanism on the screen .