I 'm Gon na kill Her

by gonetopot

'' billy. Hey, truncheon, you home ? ``

'' Do n't arrive in here Jack. Just continue outside, please. ``

Please ? billystick never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not sure what to do. We could take heed billystick muttering something but it made no sensory faculty.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't snub a crash. Billy is our Quaker. So in the three of us went.

Oh bullshit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the base, gasping for breath, ineffectual to stop shrieking with laughter.

billy club lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry he-goat, really gloomy man, it just caught us off guard duty. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie billy club from the hot seat. That must have been the clangour, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. billy club just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you sound off their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if Billy did n't believe us because it might be intemperately to take us good when we could n't stop snickering while we said it.

baton had no hair's-breadth. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any Thomas More. And we had to block up looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any try to assume it seriously, because nightstick 's balls were empurpled, I mean undimmed purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a barber magnetic pole, red and white band from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all unwavering because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her sister and cut them up in little piece of music and obliterate them. ``

Oh bullshit, Nadine and her sis Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost care billystick had taken our advice and left town after the divorce. For almost a year now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put lousy fish in her car and house. She broke his window, he poured 30 gallons of sewage in her sleeping room, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each former. Oh man, this was really bad. he-goat could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunkard daddy went after billy when they were in the eighth grad. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must have outweighed nightstick by fifty punt. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his spit. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with he-goat again and Nadine was in beloved.

Billy is a right mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from senior high school Billy married Nadine and went to work. Billy worked difficult to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the trouble started. Billy was working so heavily Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to he-goat he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance student residence with her sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a class older and ace and a bit tempestuous. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some early man.

billystick had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her natal day. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't home. The babysitter told nightstick that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner party and went dancing. he-goat drove to the dancing hall. The timing was just plain legal injury. billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his handwriting all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a I word of honor to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his hand truck and drove off. He did n't come home for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come dwelling house until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a dyad of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one night and Nadine and the babe were gone. Billy never said a thing, just got up and went to form, seven Clarence Day a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming truncheon committed adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four calendar month. billystick said nothing and did cypher so when it went to the jurist. He read all the papers, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this tinker's damn dead on target Billy ? ''. billy club took charge of the judge automobile and the evaluator liked him. billy just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

Billy ended up with nothing, except workplace. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that he-goat ruined their aliveness together. She started it. Every time she did something to make Billy angry he just waited a spell and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to ride out out of their lilliputian war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little scare off. We think billystick snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his firm. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell apart the girls they better run and hide for a piece because they went too far and nightstick was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. Billy went back to work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to burn their theater down with them in it. Since nightstick 's uncle was hateful than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a hebdomad now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no estimate where. The three of us tried following him a couple of times but you ca n't catch Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sis Sabbatum night at the dance hall and on Billy Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and disappear for day at a sentence. The sheriff did tattle to billy goat and his uncle and his dad but goose egg came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the babe girl was at grannie 's sign. We all wondered if billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy goat 's dad and he just said to quit badgering because Billy was a adept boy.

Sunday sunup came. billy goat 's dad called me and said everyone should get a footling organized religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front end pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to tattle to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermoniser had the biggest grinning. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor wife had twins in church building. The preacher man said we had a visitant who had something to say. Never seen the womanhood before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even make out Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a one hundred vaulting horse to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did assure billy goat she was really sorry.

It was still after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl form of moan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church building, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to charter a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide-cut leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't prompt if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the shoulder strap and said it was a undecomposed job and it would charter some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girlfriend started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, swither pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about money plant and corporate trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't figure out how to talk to each other they should incur person who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some dick and cut the girls loose.

Billy had been standing at the back of the church service all this time, as usual saying nothing. As kinfolk were filing out of the church building Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's face. Closest thing I 've seen to a grin on baton. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and force back away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the lounge and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at nightstick 's grandmas theatre with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at nan. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't continue us away forever. Nadine said billy club had been using his Sundays to track down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell apart the evaluator the Truth. He took Nadine and got the verity from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could bear all three of the women in jailhouse if that 's what he wanted. billy goat said no to that and told the justice what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what billy goat said or they would go to jail.

That was all o.k. and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the shrieking and wiggling in church building. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzer and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put affair like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and hollering. granny finally told us to take leave laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured baton and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't go on. Billy did secern me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine Sir Thomas More but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't believe him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the girls used on him would have on off in a year or two. Once the word got out about Billy 's barber rod cock and bright purpleness balls a lot of miss in the county kept Billy too officious to work more than five days a week.

Cheryl got tie and I guess she is n't so wild any More but Tom is real deliberate not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her trivial girl is a real cutie. billy goat comes over a lot to chew the fat his grandma and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a spell because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers daughter. She 's a good cleaning woman and easy going. final Night she did say she found out where Billy got those bell .... oh my .