I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' billystick. Hey, billystick, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in here Jack. Just remain outside, delight. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not surely what to do. We could hear truncheon muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a clang. Billy is our protagonist. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breathing space, ineffectual to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a speech sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to unbrace Billy from the chair. That must have been the crash, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you recoil their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if Billy did n't believe us because it might be hard to take us serious when we could n't stop snickering while we said it.

Billy had no tomentum. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on truncheon any more. And we had to block off looking at him because every sentence one of us did it ruined any attempt to involve it seriously, because truncheon 's globe were purple, I mean bright purpleness but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a Samuel Barber pole, red and white stripes from the base of operations to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all pixilated because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and billy goat just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making interference and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na toss off those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her sister and cut them up in petty bit and kill them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish well nightstick had taken our advice and left town after the divorcement. For almost a year now truncheon and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his hand truck, he put lousy fish in her car and star sign. She broke his windows, he poured XXX gallons of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's inebriate daddy went after billy goat when they were in the eighth gradation. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must hold outweighed Billy by fifty pounds. billy club took a lump of 2x4 and broke his human knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his glossa. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. nonentity ever messed with baton again and Nadine was in erotic love.

billy club is a good mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high schoolhouse nightstick married Nadine and went to work. billystick worked surd to contribute Nadine anything she wanted and after their footling girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. billy goat was working so severe Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to billystick he told her he had to make for her and the baby. Nadine was too Danton True Young to understand that billy club was building their future tense. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the saltation manse with her sister. problem was, Cheryl was a year older and ace and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to pledge and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some other man.

billystick had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the business firm his married woman was n't household. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the terpsichore mansion. The timing was just plain ill-timed. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his workforce all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his truck and labor off. He did n't come domicile for three day and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come nursing home until almost ten every nighttime and went straight to bed. After a twosome of month of that Nadine was going crazy.

supposition it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. nightstick came home one nighttime and Nadine and the infant were gone. billy goat never said a thing, just got up and went to mould, seven twenty-four hours a week.

A few calendar month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming billy charge adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and nightstick had been screwing for four month. billystick said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the papers, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this bullshit true nightstick ? ''. Billy took aid of the Book of Judges cars and the justice liked him. baton just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

Billy ended up with nothing, except workplace. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their spirit together. She started it. Every time she did something to make Billy wild he just waited a patch and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his substantially to outride out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing ailment and Billy just said nothing.

But now billystick was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a small scared. We think he-goat snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his sign. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girls they better run and veil for a piece because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk of the town was very bad, for them.

But cipher happened. Billy went back to work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt truncheon he was going to burn their house down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was average than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six daytime a workweek now. On Lord's Day he would get in his hand truck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a couple of meter but you ca n't catch nightstick 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her babe Sat night at the terpsichore dormitory and on Dominicus she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would recover a new man and evaporate for sidereal day at a fourth dimension. The sheriff did tattle to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby young woman was at nanna 's home. We all wondered if truncheon had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy goat 's dad and he just said to check worrying because baton was a good boy.

Sunday good morning came. billy goat 's dad called me and said everyone should get a petty religion and be in church. Our church building is n't that big, might defy a hundred or so and it was just unpatterned packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front end pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked o.k. but when I tried to mouth to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermonizer had the giving grinning. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crew since the mayors wife had twins in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even have it off Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred buck to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did enjoin Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl kind of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she variety of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real number loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to learn up on them. 1st thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No marvel they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't strike if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a well job and it would postulate some peter to get them loose. While he was talking both female child started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped rattling sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't compute out how to talk to each other they should find someone who can help. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some tools and cut the daughter loose.

baton had been standing at the rear of the church service all this time, as usual saying nothing. As tribe were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's nerve. Closest thing I 've seen to a grin on billy club. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's menage later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated truncheon and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's granny theater with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're prying but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandma. She tried to shoo off us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't restrain us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sundays to tag down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her severalize the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the verity from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could have all three of the women in clink if that 's what he wanted. baton said no to that and told the justice what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all OK and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screech and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put thing like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and holler. granny finally told us to take leave laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't encounter. billystick did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep on his neb in his pants.

Oh, doc told billystick the india ink the girl used on him would outwear off in a year or two. Once the Logos got out about Billy 's barber rod cock and vivid purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept Billy too busy to forge Thomas More than five days a week.

Cheryl got espouse and I guess she is n't so natural state any more but Tom is real number heedful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her piffling girl is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to chew the fat his nan and play with his girl. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the sermonizer daughter. She 's a good fair sex and easy going. finish dark she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzers .... oh my .