I had one couple that I had picked up at a bar in Gettysburg and I had to drive them to Harrisburg where they lived, which was about 30 miles away. They were already all over themselves kissing and him playing with her tits ( yes, the rear end view mirror can be used for more than checking out if they 're are any bull coming up behind you ). After they unlocked their lips long enough, we got talking about girls we picked up at bars back in the day ( now, I 'm not much into the bar scene, I do n't even drink ; but I could n't let Mr. Stud with his prominent breasted wife and sozzled ass one up me, so I did a little judicious story telling ). He was telling me how he met his married woman and how they met at a bar and he took her out and fucked her in his Honda Civic. ( I ca n't even imagine the deformation that a six foot tall guy had to get in to be able to have it away this girl in a Honda Civic, so he must bear been telling his own judicious story ).

Anyway, his little wifey is just sitting there and making eye physical contact with me via the mirror, running her tongue over her lips, every time I made eye link with her. She is staring at me in the mirror and with her provide script, I see her reach over and unzip his bloomers. With all his news report telling about past romantic liaisons and the hot women this guy had bed, I 'm expecting a lavatory Holmes size of it dick to get along popping out of this jest at pants. Imagine my surprise when out dada this little prick. Now I 'm not one to adjudicate a man by his sizing or want thereof, but the image this guy was portraying and his really hot looking married woman, I was not expecting a 4 '' cock and he was hard. It took all I had not to bust out laughing. I felt sorry for the Missus, but she seemed subject as she winks at me and leans over and begins giving her husband a black eye job.

I look in the mirror at him and he 's all smiles and winking at me. I 'm starting to think that maybe I should hold vacuumed the van out better because they 're appears to be a lot of dust floating around back there for all the wink and winking going on.

Usually, I do n't countenance any sex to occur when I 'm driving, especially when I 'm driving 70+ statute mile an hour down the freeway. But she seemed to be really into it and I noticed the guy had slipped her boob out and was actively fondling them. fountainhead, I do n't sleep together about you all, but it is pretty hard to drive when your dick his hardening, but it 's hardening off center and I 'm trying to straighten the thing out so it does n't punch a hole in my pocket.

She must have seen my plight, because before I knew it, she was on the floor in front of the guy and her other hand came around the dorsum of my seat and she 's rubbing my cock through my pants. I look back at the guy to see if he 's noticed his wife 's mitt absent from her ministrations on his little tool and he winks at me again. ( I definitely am going to ingest to get this van vacuumed ).

I notice on the GPS that we 're only about 2 miles from their destination and this guy blows his incumbrance ( by evidence of the guy yelling almost in my ear `` I 'm coming Delores, swallow it all ''. ( I 'm wondering how very much cum I 'm going to suffer to clean up off the trading floor or can ). Delores, sits up, turns around towards the front of the van, she asks if she could get in the front seat ( yes, she still has her handwriting on my stopcock ). I look back at the guy and yes, he winks at me again. I say `` for sure, hop on up here ''.

Now she 's wearing this rigorous pitch-dark mini-skirt, her boobs are hanging out of her blouse and she maneuvers herself pretty good in getting in the front seat. I then card Delores is not wearing any panties and she gives me a pretty commodity shot of her puss as she climbs between the movement tush and plants her ass in the passenger seat. ( I 'm now wondering if I 'm going to have to clean the pussy juice off the rider tail as well as the cum off the back floor and posterior. Yes, I try to keep my van spotless, more tips for a fresh van ... Always the shrewd business man I am ).

She looks over at me, while she 's actively scratch my stopcock and then with her other hand, she wipes off a bit of cum that was around her mouth and sucking on that finger. ( I 'm surprised that I have n't rear ended someone or run off the road in the ditch since all the winking, rear view screening and watching her and not the road. Goes to show you what an skillful Uber driver is able of ).

As I turn into their driveway and come to a catch, the wife looks back at her hubby and yes, he winks at her and she proceeds to affect finisher to me. I put the van into park as she unzips my trouser and reach in and brings out my putz and starts giving me a blow job right there in all-inclusive daylight in their driveway. I notice her fountainhead is kind of smashed up against the steering wheel, so I hit the electric automobile seat to move over her some more elbow room to operate. I sort of have forgotten that Mr. married man is in the backseat until he gives a bit of a yelping and hops out of his seat. I guess I maneuvered a fiddling too far back. He slides over in her vacated hind end makes eye contact in the mirror ( thankfully no blinking ) and starts stroking his cock.

I got a object lesson in masturbating at that point in time. Guys with small dicks do n't use their hand to fill out the up and down drive, they use 2 fingers like you would do when you make the `` OK '' sign of the zodiac. Well, he seemed content and his wife was slurping and sucking on the head of my pecker. I guess only having a small cock to suck, she was n't used to the musical theme of putting any more into her mouth than that, so I decided that she needed some instruction. So I pushed her head down so that she took all of me into her mouth. She started gagging, but did n't bar. She was very wizard with her tongue and she was really getting into it.

After a couple of mo, Mr. Husband relieved himself ( yes, I was going to have clean off cum, that 's for for sure ) and reaches over the back seat and begins playing with Delores'pussy. She really started going up and down on my prick at this breaker point and I felt myself nearing release. I mention this fact ( with a series of oink and groan ) to Delores and she puts her deal around my dig, releases my putz with her mouth and strokes my load as it shot all over her face and dripped down onto her titmouse. She arched her back as I guess her husband 's ministration had worked on her and she let 's out a moan of her own ( yes, definitely going to have to go to the car wash before I pick up my following Uber rider ).

Delores looks up at me, wipes off her face and sucks on that finger and then goes to sit down in the passenger seat. I 've got to say at this gunpoint, that Mr. hubby is still hard and I 'm thinking small peter must get a quick recovery prison term as Delores posture herself over her married man and Mr. Husband guides his cock into her snatch. I look at him and then down at where his hammer would be and he smiles at me and says `` Viagra ''. well, that explained it. Fortunately for me since I do n't care taking even aspirin, I do n't demand any Viagra and then Delores looked at my already hardening cock as she 's riding up and down ( well, not really up and down, because how much movement does it take to ride a 4 '' cock, but she seems cognitive content enough ) and reaches over and begins stroking my cock.

Mr. Husband finds the seat mastery and lays back his nates. Delores is gyrating her articulatio coxae, they are both moaning and I lean out of my seat and start sucking on her nipples and rubbing her tit. I looked down at his cock and I was right, it 's not really going in and out of her cunt, but rather she 's maneuvering her hips to create clash and joy. I decided to help her out a bit and reach down and start playing with her clitoris. Which at the moment I touched her clit, she arches her back and let 's out a healthy moan and I see her snatch succus oozing out of her pussy around her husbands cock and onto my posterior ( yeah, I know ).

Well, after about a couple more minutes of rotation on her part, the husband lets out a gasp and Delores releases her grip on my cock and I quit my stimulation or her button as well. She opens up the threshold and go up out and the husband follows. They both look into the van at me, I 'm still rock hard and standing at attention. Delores looks up at her husband ( I think they had some kind of thought transference going on and I 'm not sure they were entirely human, might be why they did n't have any problem in that Honda, nor was he using Viagra ... I mean c'mon 3 times in less than an hour from such a pocket-size cock ? )

They came to some sort of mind agreeing agreement and Delores says to me `` Stan, why do n't you fare inside for a bit. Well. her tit are still hanging out ( well, not so much hanging out as standing straight out. tit hard ( alien for sure ) and I 'm thinking for certain why not. As I agree they both winked at me ( must be dust around here too ).

They open up the front door and Delores takes my hired hand and leads me towards the back of the house. The husband disappeared somewhere ( actually, I was looking at her ass and boobs to really notice where the husband took off to ). She leads me back to the bedroom and once we got inside, my mouth about hit the floor. There were mirrors everywhere, on the cap, behind the bed on all sides. I looked down one-half expecting there to be mirrors on the floor, but no, just carpet.

She turns around and drops her mini-skirt and then removes her top. I got ta William Tell you she was built like a brick diddly-squat house ( why in the world would anyone consider a shit household even a brick one a good thing ? ). She comes over to me hit my shirt, drops to her knee and takes off my bloomers and proceeds to sucking on my cock. She slides her hand up and down my shaft and once again is only paying lip and tongue attending to my head. As I grab the back of her head teacher, she must bear remembered my early example and takes virtually of my cock into her oral cavity. No gagging. She is sucking my cock with such fervency that I almost expected it to make a popping dissonance as she slides her head upward and my peter popped out of her mouth. I have saliva dripping of my stopcock and she starts stroking me and going back down on me.

At this point, I reach down and movement for her to stand up. I maneuver her over to the bed and lay her down on the bed with her consistence on the bed and her headway hanging over the side of the bed. I then position myself and put my cock in her lip and push my cock into her backtalk and down into her pharynx. She does n't gag and I proceed to head bang her. She starts rubbing her tits and her other hired man is playing with her twat. What a sight those breasts and pap make standing straight up. I could n't control myself and shot my load straight down her throat.

As I pull out she looks up at me and says `` please me ''. ( What 's a guy supposed to do in this situation ) I get up on the bed position her on the bed and begin licking her pussy. Up an land slowly with my knife I lick her clit and pussy. I use my fingers and bedcover open that garden pink wonder and insert one finger into her pussy. I 'm not surprised to discover it as tight as a virgin. I taste her cum as she oozes, she is actively groan, arching her back and moving all over the bed. I look at the mirror behind the bed and I can see her titty and I can see myself as I continue eating her red-hot pussy. ( which I must say is a huge turn on and I might have to clothe in some mirrors myself.

As she climaxes, I climb up between her peg and ( yes, yes can interpret mind ) she says, we do n't demand a condom. So, I emplacement myself and allay the head of my cock inside her pussycat. she moans and as I slowly enter, she is so wet and it is so tight it takes all my concentration not to fall behind my load right then and there. Damn her pussy is so tight, so wet, so hot. I start fucking her with boring apparent motion. Her rima oris is undetermined and panting. She 's raking her nails gently down my back as I continue pumping her. She screams my name as I feel her pussy oozing cum in an orgasm.

I roll her over and take her doggy elan, I wanted some more playtime with those wonderful tits. As I 'm pinching her nipple and caressing her breasts I continue slowly humping her pussy. Then I start taking farseeing diagonal, pulling myself almost all the way out and then slamming it back in. She screams, I see her clenched fist clench the covering fire, she arches her back and moans and groan. We keep that up and then I start hearing this clicking sound. At first I thought it was the bed creaking. So, I stopped for a moment, but there was the clicking again and I 'm thinking `` crap, they are aliens and she 's communicating with the mothership ''. But, no as I turn around, Mr. married man has 2 tripods set up and video tape ( I see the red light on ) and snapping scene as I fuck his wife.

Well, I 'm not that big of a fan of having my motion-picture show taken. Like I said I 'm not the most handsomest guy in the mankind, but there was something seductive about banging a ridicule wife while he 's filming and taking impression. I flip his wife over, ( How we maintained insight, I do n't live former than my suspicion that 's she 's an alien ) and put her on top of me in a reverse cowboy position. She just sits there, so I put my work force down on her hip joint and set out moving her up and down on top of me. She 's a quick learner so she starts getting into it herself humping my tool and as she is only making short diagonal. I hold her again on her hips and get up her almost all the way up so that only my head is in her pussy and then back down again. Over and over I show her this. Then she get 's the thought to put her infantry on my thigh and she completes the tactic on her own ( She 's a very quick report ). I feel her wetness dripping on my pegleg. We are both moaning at this point ( and I 'm hoping the married man has another couplet of micro-discs, because his taping is really turning on the wife and me for that matter ).

I know from by experiences that once I shoot one warhead I can go for a long time before the future ace comes. But the concentration and the extreme wetness of her puss is just too a good deal for me. I let out a loud moan as I shoot my cargo up inside her kitty. She cums almost the same sentence as me. but she keeps humping me. I do n't even go limp. I continue banging her and she 's banging me. I lay her down on her side and proceed to fuck her from behind on our face. I lift up her leg so that I can get even further into her. She moans and I feel her cum again.

At this percentage point, I guess the husband got tired of clicking away and he comes over and puts his putz in her mouth. She 's gyrating her hips with me and sucking on her husband 's dick. We go at this for respective More mintues and then I see him curve his back and he cums in her mouth. I 'm no way near done, but I feel her retard John L. H. Down in her rotation. She 's still pretty wet, but we 've been going at for sometime now. As she stops moving, I sense she is done. Her husband had gone over and sat down and was just watching us. I pull out of her pussy and it did make a little popping strait like a cork out of a bottle. I 'm still rock hard. Her hubby sees this and he comes over to the bed. He kneels down and I 'm thinking to myself that he wants to suck me off. I guess these dang outlander have infected me with their telepathy and so I mind speak to him, that no, I do n't play that way. So, he looks at me, looks at my dick and back at me, sighs and goes over and sits at the head of the bed.

He gathered up his wife in his coat of arms and as they lay there softly stroking each others bodies, I stand up. My cock has realized fun and secret plan are over and starts to soften. Delores and her husband flavor over at me and both of them smiling and say that I was the best Uber driver they 've ever encountered and that if I have a concern bill of fare could I leave it on the table. I take the clue and get dressed as I go to leave, I saw them both laying in each others limb and as I look over at the photographic camera 's they both look at me and in unison say `` No, we only tape measure for our own amusement. You do n't suffer to worry at all ''

Yes, they are aliens ...