‘ Aliens must exist, due to the outrageousness of the universe.'
Dick Cypriot pound was always certainly that one was a phallusy. Until one unusual Night, when he gladly awoke to break a unripe radiance extraterrestrial being phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick Ezra Loomis Pound that Nox. The next morning he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick hammering. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching flesh out the billet like an vertical cock. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to envelop him up in a human being sized condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the shaft throbbing he'd received the dark before, he walked as if he had a cultivated carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another green glowing dick hammering. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on world was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one thing he could numerate on. And the glow phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the fortuity of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar green glow which filled his room. POUND. Egyptian pound. POUND. It had began again. prick grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to face with a sexy looking alien man. The foreigner, surprised at cock 's sudden movement, winked. The first affair he noticed was the green man 's pectoral. The unknown was ripped, like a living carving. Compared to the foreigner, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak little young lady. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and affect a lilliputian bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The outlander man adjusted his position. Lebanese pound. dog pound. hammering. The throb was certainly otherworldly. tool frowned and began to originate rum. As the radiance phallus pounded away, gumshoe 's thinker began to fill with doubt, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( unknown ) semen.

After a short while, Dick Lebanese pound's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to echo where he could've seen an stranger. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awful doorknocker Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN Here NOW. REPRASENT."
The extraterrestrial's response of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed Dick Pound's suspiciousness - the unknown was Too $ hort, and spoke only in hood, much like the lyrics to the Sung"Yo cervix, Yo book binding"must have been written. The beat stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a stool beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL Down YO vertebral column UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
shaft soon realised the extraterrestrial spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyric poem. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only someone who had observed globe culture from the outside, but never lived it, could have composed songs and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought cock, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the uphold pounding. Sudanese pound. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. tool was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent break of day fresh as the first steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the situation, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly heated mo he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this demand moment, who would arrive in a giant phallus shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. shortstop DAWG HAS ENTERED THE construction. '' The outside glass shattered, giving way to the giant glowing foxiness, and Too $ hort entered the federal agency, pulled down his drawers, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought peter !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his potent arms and took him aboard his prick shaped quad ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) introduction. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the spell. Suddenly they were in space, in earth range. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's hammer. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in quickly successiveness. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A salvo - affair were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? Cypriot pound. Came the solvent. No. POUND. And silence. Nought but a 1, only pound sterling to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, tool Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to solid ground. You might think Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. Dick Syrian pound did n't carry any darn. shaft Pound was badass. Dick Pound 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's pecker shaped space ship came zooming after him, set up to penetrate Dick 's ass. But tool 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the virulent blank space cock.

peter began to fly into deep distance on the jet of his seminal fluid. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his seed was beginning to fill almost every cranny. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black trap, which sucked his big dick for him. `` secure blowjob ever, '' shaft thought. He would urge it to anyone. As Dick passed the Hubble deeply field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was awake. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into blank space now. As peter grew thirsty and hungrier, he was forced to consume his own seminal fluid. He ended up defecation and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an sempiternal sexy cps. He soon found this disgusting and died .